废柴双姝：我们把末世玩成了养成
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zhennidetieshoutaojingzhundishanzaitalianshang，qingcuidexiangshengzaikongkuangdeheichanghuidang：“jiu**jiaozhangsana！
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houtuibanbu：“ni……nixiangganma？”9heichangdiertian，
kuanchangwuzilituranchuanchuxierangrenfuxianglianpiandedongjinger。
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yingshengshengcong“zhandou”jinengbianchengleyimeishenqi。zhijianlanguangyishan，
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zhijiejitalaigequanshenhuanxin。kaifawanlinhaodeyineng，woyoudaqidaobayudiannenglidezhuyi。“pahao。
”wopaipaichuangpu，zhennimiaobianguaiqiao.jpg。zhijianweidong，
ximidianliu“zizi”cuanjintajirouli：“yaosuanbeitongzhongjiezhelaile，changchangwode‘tongdianmashaji’。
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wodaizheyipiao“zhangsan”dixiongshajinchengxilannixiang，
yewufanweicongzhengzhidangjiekanrendekuangtu、lieshacuanjinjuminloudebianyijushu，
daofuzheguoxiaojiaodelaonainaikuasantiaochedaoguomalu。yujiannayinengshaoshaqianglvedehenjiaose，
womenxiandiyanquanjiang：“xiongdi，jiaruzhangsanbei，youwuxianyijin。”yuzheyouyanbujinde，
zhijieanzaiqiangshangnadiangun“jiangdaoli”——wanshizhijierangtagaimingjiao“zhangsan”。buchubanyue，
xiangkoumaikaochuandequezijianzhewomenjiuyaohe“zhangsanmenlaichuanyaozi”，
youeryuanxiaohaichangdetongyaodougaicheng“xuexizhangsanhaobangyang，tiantianyinengbaojiaxiang……”。keshudazhaofeng，
changlizanlebailaihaorenhou，bangongshikuaichengcaishichang。jinzaogangpaoshangcha，jiuyousanborenguolaigaozhuang：“laoban！
zhangsangenzhangsandaqilaile！”“jiuyinweizhangsanshuozhangsanburucangkuneiduizhangsan！”“kendingshizhangsantiaobo，
taliangshidongbeilaoxiang！”manerduoquanshi“zhangsan”，tingdewotaiyangxuezhitiao——fangyanwangqu，
manwuzidoushichuanzheheixizhuang、xiongkoubiezhe“zhangsan”gongpaidezhuanghan，liansaodiayidouzicheng“zhangsan”。
jiulianwoyuanxiandeqiannanyou，doujianxinzijiqueshijiaozuo“zhangsan”！wodingzheqiannanyouxintangdexizhitang，
yaoyaqiechi：“congjintianqi，nijiao‘sanpao’。”youzhixiangtashenhoudenvyou：“ni，‘sanq’。
”neigeranzheyitouhuangmaodexiaozi，jiujiao“jinmaosan”；daizhejinerdingde，jiujiao“sankejin”。jiuzheiyang，
wohezhennianzhaomeigerendedutetezheng，jidajiayiyiqilewaihao。zuihoulundaoguangtoudedaobagele，
wolingjiyidong，mengdiyipaizhuozi，dashengshuodao：“nijiujiao‘daobasan’！”zaiquantidahuishang，
zhenninazhehuamingce，dashengdinianzhemeigerendewaihao，
dixia“sanpao”“sanq”“jinmaosan”“sankejin”“daobasan”deyingheshengciqibifu，
changmianneijiaoyigerenao。haoburongyibaneibuguanlideshiqinglvshunle，dajiazhenggesiqizhidimangzhezijideshier，
turan，zaiwaimianzuobaoandexiaodiliangundaipadichongjinlebangongshi，lianshangmanshijinghuangshicuodeshenqing，
qichuanyuyudishuodao：“laoban！buhaole！yourenlaizachangzile！”wozhijianjiazhedegangbidunledun，
taiyansaoleyanqiangshang“wenmingjingshang”deliujinbiane，guyiqingleqingsangzi：“ze，sanbengzi，
gennishuoguoduoshaoci，gejudedakai。”wobahuamingcewangzhuoshangyifang，
“zanmenshichiyoujiajizizhidezhengguiqiye，‘zachangzi’zheizhongcuhuayihoubieguazuibian。
”woqishenzhenglileyixialingkou，shituyongzhangbeidekouwenjiaoyuta：“zheizaishangyeshuyuli，jiao‘qiyejiaoliu’。
jizhule，yihou——”woyibianshuo，yibiandaizhezhongrenlaidaoyilou，
zhijianlianggenanrendamajindaodezuozaishafashang，zuobiandechuanyishenyuntiedeheixizhuang，youbiandezhetingkuobaichenshan，
tamenshenhougenzhesiwugecuntouzhuanghan。woxiayishiyanleyikoutuomo，tingjianxiaolizaishenhouxiaoshengdigu：“laoban，
zhei‘qiyejiaoliu’，zhenzhangyoudiandaa。”“……haoba，dangwomeishuo，zheiqunrenqueshishizachangzide。
”11lianggenanrenshuangshouchadou，qidingshenxiandisaoshizhewosuochudekongjian，muguanglimanshihaobuyanshidexianqi，
congdiaodingdedengjudaoqiangjiaodelvzhi，congpizhishafadewenludaochajishangdebaijian，
doubeitamenyongtiaotideyanshenfanfuzhangliang，fangfozheifangtiandizaoyihuaguitamenmingxia。
jianwomenyixingrencongliwuzouchu，“xiaohei”wailewaitou，yuqiqingtiaodexiangzaixianliaotianqi：“nimenzheili，
sheishiguanshierde？”huayinweiluo，shenhouzhongrenrutongbeianxialehoutuijian，qishuashuawangwoshenhousuolebanbu。
duliuwojiangzaizuiqianpai，yingzheliangdaoshenshidemuguang。wozhanzaikongkuangdeyuanxin，ejiaoqingjintiaoletiao……“ni？
yigenvde？hahahahaha！”liangrenbaofachukuazhangdexiaosheng，qizhong“xiaobai”paizhedatui，
yuqilimanshibuxie：“yiqundalaoyemengenzainvren**houmianhun，zeze，diubudiuren？
”shenhoudexiaosanermenchezhesangziduidao：“xiaozi，woquannishuohuaguoguonaozi……”“yaoguonaozi？pingshenme？
jiuta？yepei！”xiaobaijieguohuatou，yanshenxiangdaoziyiyangguaguowodelian，“tayinenghenlihai？
nimenzheimeduorendoudabuguo？”huayinweiluo，xiaosanermenyoumoqidihoutuiyibu，zhishengshougaogecoudaowoerbian，
shengyinyadejidi：“laoda，zheiliangjiahuoyigeyushui，yigekonghuo，doushigongjixingjiqiangdeyineng，buhaoduifu。
”woguzuozhendingdihuihuishou：“xiaochangmian。”zhennizheigeshihouyezhuailezhuaiwodeyijiao，
biaoqingningzhongdexiangyaoshangzhanchang：“tamenlaizhebushan，wokongpajinbuleshen，
pabushigangchongshangqujiubeikaochengjiaotanle。”woyijiubaibaishou：“xianbiedanxin，
wohaodaixianzaishoushangyouershiduogeyinengni！”ranerxianshihenhendalewodelian。zheilianggelaizachangzide，
genbenburangwojinshen，rangwohenduojinengwufadeyishizhan。woshilejigefuzhuyineng，xiaoguoshenwei，
fanerzaodaoletamendechaoxiao。“jiuzhei？”xiaoheishuaichuyidaobingleng，cazhewodeerpandingjinqiangbi，
“haiyiweinengjiandaoshenmejingtianyineng。”xiaobaidehuoyanzhouranbaozhang，jiangzhenggekongjianranchenglianyu：“jiejueni，
zheidipanjiushiwomendele！”huayinweiluo，shuihuoliangdaoyinengtongshixilai：huolongjuanzhezhuolangpulai，
shuidunrujujingbanshengqi，jiangliangrenhuzaizhongyang。wotongkongzhousuo，zhijiandeshandianxushidaifa——jiushixianzai！
“kaca！”shushidaoyinshesiliekongqi，henhenpixiangshuidun。xiaoheiyuxiaobaishenzhilandeduoshan，
shuidunshangdebowenxiangshizaichaoxiaowodebuziliangli：“chunhuo，shuishinengdaodian，queyenengdanglei！”xiayimiao，
yibiandousheng！dianliuruwanqianxizhenchuantoushuidun，shuifenzizaigaoyaxiashunjianbaoliechengqingyangqiti。jihutongshi，
xiaobaidehuolongcaguoshuidunbianyuan，dianranlehunheqiti——“hong！”zheneryulongdebaozhashengzhong，
lanbaisedehuoguangtunshilezhenggekongjian，qilangxianfeiwudingdetiepi，suishiruyudianbanluoxia。chenailuoding，
zhijianxiaoheiyuxiaobaijiaotanbantangzaidishang，hunshenmaozheqingyan，yanshenkongdongdiwangzhetiankong，
xuruodiwen：“weishenme……huizheiyang？”wotikaijiaobiandetiepi，
kanzhetamenjiaoheidelianrenbuzhugankai：“shuitongdianshengchengqingqiheyangqi，
yuhuobaozha——gaozhongxuedehuaxuezhongyupaishangyongchangle。
”moshishengcunfazediyitiao：yongyuanbierehuibeihuaxuefangchengshideren。12benyiweizhandoujieshu，
liangrenqueturanxiangfenggoubanniudaqilai。“douguaini！meidangzhudianliucaibeizha！
”xiaobaidehuoyanliaozhexiaoheidetoufa。“fanggoupi！yaobushiniwanhuo，nengchufabaozha？
”xiaoheidequantouguozheshuiqizaxiangxiaobai。liangrenbiandabianma，wanquanwanglegangganghaishimengyou。**zaiduanqiangshang，
kanzhezheichangyou“xinyansuoxiaoshu”yinfadenaoju，renbuzhugouchun——linhaodebiandabianxiaoyinengguoranshishenqi，
zhixuqingqingyipeng，jiunengrangzhuanghanweizhimadadeshidadetoupoxueliu。“zhenni！”wochaopangbianshilegeyanse。
zhennilikehuiyi，bengtiaozheshangqian，zuoyoukaigongjiliangrenlailejixiangliangdeerguang：“chaosile！
yihounimenjiujiaozhangsan，guiwomenlaodaguan！”shouxiayushuiyuyuhuoyinengdewozhengyaoguanmen，“zhiya”yisheng，
yizhizengliangdepixiedizhulemenfeng。youshilaizachangzide？wotaiyanwangqu，