《织女暴扣牛郎》 小说介绍
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《织女暴扣牛郎》 第一章 免费试读
第一章
我是织女。
zheiri,wozhuangtaishangdeshuijinghuranfaliang,yiduanhuamianfuxian。
woxiafanxizaobeitouleyifu,shiqufali。
queaishangletouwoyifudenanzi,xinganqingyuanzaixiajiegentachengqin,haiweitashengxiayishuangernv。
这简直荒谬。
qiebushuoxianfanbukexianglian,wozenhuikanshangyigetouyizei?
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wojiangshuijingdaokouzaizhuozishang,bingweijiangzheiduanhuamiandangzhen。
youtiaobuwendilihaoyifu,qiebunengwuledangzhideshichen。
chumenqian,dianwaideqingyanghuakaidezhenghao,wosuishouzhailexiehuayebiezaiyaojian。
muhouzhengwulaolei,zongshiyoutoutengdemaobing。
qingyanghuanenghuanjietouteng,zhikexibunenggenzhi。
gangzoumeiliangbu,yingmianpengshanglejigejiejie。
tamenshuo,yaoqiaoqiaoxiafanqu。
我忍不住皱眉。
下凡?
wobujinxiangqishuijingshangneiduanhuamian,xintouyitiao。
jiejiemenxianglaikeshoutiangui,renzhenfuze,congbuhuizaidangzhishiwanhuzhishou。
zenmehuituranyaoxiafan,nanbuchengzhenshiquxizao?
yushibianwen:“xiafanzuoshenme?”
dajiexiaoshengdao:“muhoutoutengdegengyanzhongle,taishanglaojunshuo,xiajiehantanliyouyilingyao,kegenzhimuhoutouteng。”
悬着的心微微放下。
wojiushuo,shuijinglineiyanghuangtangdeshizenhuifashengzaiwomenshenshang?
2
weilemuhou,wojuedinggenzhejiweijiejieyiqixiafan。
zhishixiangqishuijingshangdehuamian,xinlibumianyouxieguaiyi。
zaiwodejianchixia,wohejiejiemenxiangmuhougaolejia。
xiafanhou,wohejiweijiejielaidaoleyichushenshan。
shenshanliyougehantan,tanshuiyoulan,shangmianbaiwuliaorao。
jiejiemenmianluxise,woyeganshoudaohantanshenchudelingqi。
taishanglaojunshuodemeicuo,zheiliqueshiyoulingyao。
woyujiejiejifanshitan,faxianlingyaodetexing,youxianlizhebunengjinshen。
hantanshuishen,woshanshuixing。
jingguoshangyi,youwotuoxiashayi,zaijiejiemendebangzhuxiaquhantanzhongjianquyao。
zhishiwonadaolingyao,gangdaohantanbianyuan,lingyaojiucongwoshouzhongfeichu。
laibujifanying,lingyaobianhuachengjinguang,guoxiezhejiejiemenfeixiangtianting。
woxinliyizhen,jimangxianganshangganqu。
shuhouquechuxianleyigenanzi。
taxiangshidenghouduoshiyiyang,xiaozhepengqilewodishangdeshayi。
zheigexiaokandewohunshennanshou,xiangshichilecangyingyiban。
偷衣贼,出现了。
wonaohailifeisuzhuanzhe,shangxiadaliangzheta。
tachuanzhemabuyishang,luanzaozaodetoufalijiazazhelianggenkucao,bitoudiandianmazi,latadetuqi。
shenshanghaiyouyiguruoyouruowudechouwei。
我心里鄙夷。
suoyi,wozhenhuixiangshuijingzhongneiyang,wukejiuyaoaishangtama?
xinganqingyuanjitashengeryunv,shangganzhesihoutayijialaoxiao,guochikangyancaidekurizi?
yizhenehanxilai,wodalegeduosuo。
youyouzhongsiyinbeikuitandefennu。
wulunwoshiheshenfen,nengzaishenshanzhongsijikuitannvzi,touqiyiwude,nengshishenmehaodongxi?
kanzhetaxiangkanquebugankan,youdaizhexieniannidemuguang,woxinliyanejile。
woxinlilengxiaoyisheng,tahaizhenganxiaoxiang?
xianglai,shicongweiyinizizhao。
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touyizeirangwohuantaniuer。
niuerzaiqianmianzouzhe,wojianmobuyudigenzaihoumian。
tabingweijiangshayihaijiwo。
erwofaxian,zainiuershenbian,zhiyaowomeileshayi,bujinshiqulexianli,jiulianshenshouyeruodaokeyihulvebuji。
wofangcaishitujiangshayiqianghui,queshibaile,shizaitaiguoguiyi。
niuerzaiqianmiandiediebuxiu,kanqilaihenshixingfen。
“nishengdezheiyanghao,gegeruoshijianleni,bidingxiai,linlilinjuyehuikuazanbuxiu。”
tayouhuafengyizhuan,yuqizhongduolexiechangkuai。
“haiyouwoneisaozi,zheixiagaibunengkanbuqiwole。”
woyuetingyuejuedebuduijing,xinlihenshibushi,woheshishuoguoyaogentahuijiale?
buguoyanxiadeqingkuang,wobingweidacaojingshe。
yaojianchuanlaitangyi,woxiayishimoqu,shizaoshangbiezaiyaojiandejiduoqingyanghua。
shangmianchuanlaideshuxidexianli,hainengweiruodiganyingdaojiejiemen。
woxinliyouledi,budongshengsedijiangqingyanghuachijinduzi。
tineihaoxiangyoushenmepingzhangbeitupo,wojingxidiganjuedao,xianlizaimanmanhuifu。
yikezhonghou,wodexianlizuyiqianghuishayi。
zhengdangwozhunbeidongshou,niuerquetinglexialai。
buyuanchudeyikedashuxia,shuanzheyitoulaohuangniu。
dingjingkanqu,laohuangniutongrenxiangheishizieryiyang,qiaozhesiqichenchende。
zhengjushenzishougulinxun,jibeihetoululianjiedegutouyuanyuankanquguiyidichengzhijiaozhuang,zhoushenhaimimanzheqinghui。
tajiaoxiaduizhejituoniufensanfazhechouqi,yuniuershenshangdechouqiyiyang,zhoushencangyingluanfei。
wozanshiannaxiaqianghuishayidexinsi。
zhiyinwozailaohuangniushenshangganshoudaolechongtiandeyaoqi。
woxinliyihuo,muhoupinghengsanjiexianglaiyouzhangfa。
yaojieyechengnuo,buhuiweihuorenjian,renyaohepingxiangchuyijingxujiu。
这老黄牛意图何在?
woganshoudaoshenshangdexianlizaibuduanhuifu,xianxiayijingyouqicheng。
shayiwosuishidounengqianghui。
kexiangzheshuijingzhongdeneixiehuamian,woxinlinuqishangyong。
neidingranbushiwodebenyi。
xiangbiheyaoqichongtiandelaohuangniutuobuleganxi。
tamenneiyangsuanjiwo,woyouzennengqingyifangguotamen?
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yejian,niuerkaozhelaohuangniushuidexiangtian。
tajiangwodeshayizhenzainaodaixia,shangmianyijingzhanshangleniufendezangwu。
woxinliyizhenxiane,litamenyuanyuande,kaozaishuxiabimuyangshen。
buzhiguoleduojiu,woerbianxiangqiyizhenshuohuasheng。
“woshuodemeicuoba,xiangtazheiyangpiaoliangdexianzi,yaoshimeiyouwo,niyongyuandoujianbudao。”
“mingtianniduocaixiebaihualushui,dengwoshanghao,wojiubuyongzhiyouzishicainengkaikoushuohuale。”
niuershengyindeyi:“zixiaowodiebiankuawocongming,yihoukendingnengchurentoudi。”
“tashixianziruhe,wokeshiyoudazaohuadenanzi,tingshuotianshangdeshenxiandoubunengchenghun,neihaiyoushenmelequ,nenggenlewo,shitadefuqi。”
tingzheniueryumeiwuzhierzidadehua,woxinzhongchixiao。
nvzichenghun,neiyeshiyaojiageduanfangdelangjun,liangrenxianghufuchi,rangshenghuogengjiameiman。
xiangtarucihaochilanzuo,danxiaonuoruo,youxingjingxiazuodeshubei,haiyixiangquqishengzi,jianzhichirenshuomeng。
laohuangniuyuqiyansu:“wonengmengletadeshuangyan,rangtaaishangni,dannihaishiyaojiangshayizanghaole,qiemojiaotataolechuqu。”
niuerxiongyouchengzhu:“fangxinba,jiangfuyigeshouwufujizhilidenvziwohaishixingde。”
wotingzheyirenniudeduihua,xinlijianleng。
yaoshiwomeiyoutiqianzhidao,meiyouwojinzaochumenshizhaideqingyanghua。
neixianzaiwoshibushiyijingxiangshuijinglizhanxiandeneiyang?
yihuozheshuo,yaoshigeputongnvzi,neitaqibushijiuneiyangbeimengpianyishi,jiajiniuershengeryunv,yibeizihuizaizheili?
neihefanmairenkouyoushenmequbie?
shijianduinvzibenjiubugong,tamenyijinggoukule,haiyaoshishikekejingtitifangzhezaoshoucizhongpohai。
wozuanjinleshouxin,jiangxinlidefennuyaxia。
niuerhezheilaoniuyao,wodingyaotamenfuchudaijia。
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diertianyizao,niueryoupishangleneilaoshihanhoudepi。
tanaozhetou,shuobuxiaoxinjiangwodeshayinongzangle。
xiangqingwohuijiaqu,jiaotasaozijiangwodeyifuxiganjing,zaizuoxiehaochidekuandaiwo,suanshipeizui。
叫他嫂子洗衣做饭?
wobudongshengsedishangxiasaoshitayiyan,youshouyoujiaode,quehaoyisijiaobierensihouta。
嫂子是欠他的吗?
nanguainiuerzuorizailushang,zongshidiediebuxiudijiangtadebeicanzaoyu。
saozimashiedu,budaijianta,rangtashuiniupengdegancaodui,haibujitafanchi。
xiangdazhefenjiadehuangzijiangtazhuchujiamen,hairangtafangjiutouniu。
shuliangzhiduo,tashizailaolei。
kewokanzhetafangdeneixieniu,dounianniande,edeshuangtuidazhan。
tashizenmehaoyisibaoyuande?
woyaoshitasaozi,xiangtaneiyangmeiyongdelanhan,dingyaoyitiandatasandun。
wojiangxinlidebiyiyaxia,yangzhuangxiuqie,buhaoyisididiandiantou。
niuerdaxiguowang,ganzheniuqunjiuwanghuizou。
taguyizoudeliwohenjin,shenshangdehanchouweiheniufenweiyongjinbiqiang。
woyigemeirenzhu,chenzhelaohuangniuzouzaiqianmianbuzhuyi,woanzhongshifa,rangniuerhenhenshuaileyixia。
tadelian,qiaqiaozaizaileqianmiandeyituoniufenshang。
还是新鲜热乎的。
niuerfennuzhanqishen,wunengkuangnudixiangyaochuaiqianmiandeniu。
woyoushifa,qianmiandeniuhuranlidawuqiong,yijiaochuaizaileniuershenshang。
tawuzheleibian,tengdeliansecanbai。
jiuzheiyang,yiqueyiguaidihuilejia。
wokanzhetazheifumoyang,youxianbugou,naiheyijingdaojia,niuerdesaoziyijingchulaiyingjie。
saozishencaishouxiao,chuanzhecubumayi,shenshangxizheweiqun,shoulinazhesaozhou,beishanghaibeizheyigeyinger。
niuerkandaosaozi,bingbudazhaohu,xiangfanyanyuzhongmanshiaoqi。
“saozi,zheishiwoweihundeniangzi,takeshitianshangdexianzi。”
niuerbingweijiangniuganjinniupeng,niuzaiyuanziwaimianluanhonghongde,haishoudebuchengyangzi。
wobingweifanbo,renyouniuerhushuo。
ruoshilianzheidiannianxiangdoubupaojita,tanashenmequzuomengni?
mashiyuanbenkanxiangwoyanzhongdejingya,zaikanxiangniuershi,shunjianbianchengleyanehexianqi。
“nijiushizheiyangfangniudema?”
“laoniangdeniudoujiaoniedexiangtuoshengdeesigui,meiyongdebieduzi。”
shuozhe,mashichaoqishoulidesaozhoujiudaniuer。
niuershunjianhaipaqilai,shangxialuancuan。
“ganshenme,nizenmehaigandawo,woniangzikeshixiannv,xinbuxinworangtayongxianfadasini!”
mashixiangniuercuileyikou:“pei,jiuni?”
shuowan,mashikanxiangwodeyanlijingranyeduoleyixieguaiyi。
womomoxianghoutuiletui,laohuangniuhaizaiyuanwai,wozaimashidesaobashangshilefa。
mashizaicihuizhesaobadaxiangniuershi,shenshoujiaojianleshubei,saozhoudazainiuershenshang,weiliyedalebushao。
tayanzhongfangchuyicai,henhenjiangniuerxiulileyidun。
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menkoulailexuduokanrenaodecunmin。
tamenyizhejianpo,xiaomaisedelianshangyouzhefengchuirishaidehongxuesi。
yanzhongqueshixingzailehuo,kanrenaobuxianshida。
qizhongyoujigemankouhuangyadenanren,yongexindemuguangzaiwoshenshangyouyi。
wobuganxiang,shuijingjiwozhanxianchulaideneiduanhuamian,wozaizheiliguodedaodishishenmekurizi。
jingranhainengxinganqingyuan,ganzhiruyi。
kanlaizhenshibeineilaoniuyaoyaomileyan。
cunminshibeiniuerdegegequsande。
tingshuojiazhongchuleshi,takangzhechutoujiucongdiliganlehuilai。
场面这才安宁下来。
niudaqihonghongdikanzhemashi,quemeiyouduimashidongshou。
mashishigebicuncunzhangdenver,niudaxinliguji,bujingchangdongshoudamashi。
niudadaliangshenshidemuguangluozailewoshenshang,zuihouzhishuochuyijuhua。
“nikanzhebudaxianghaoshengyangde,kewodidixihuan,yejiumianqiangrangnijinlewomenjiademen。”
“danbuguannishishenmexianziezi,chengqinhounijiuyaoxiaoshungongjing,zhaoguhaowodidi,zaijiazhongxiangfujiaozi。”
niudamanlianyansu,baichuleyifuzhangxiongrufudejiashi。
woqijifanxiao,zhenshibushiyijiaren,bujinyijiamen。
nanzizailiegenxingzheiyikuai,haizhenshichuqideyizhi。
xiangwozaitianting,kejinzhishou,jingjingyeye。
niannianzhengjikaohe,wodoushijiaojiaozhe。
zenmezaizheixienanrenyanzhong,nvzijiuzhinengxiyizuofan,xiangfujiaozini?
tamenzixindefeiyisuosi。
niuerhenshizantong,dangjijiaowojiniudadaoxijiaoshui。
wokanzheniudazhanmanniba,suanchoudejiao,bingweidongdan。
牛二瞬间不高兴了。
“zhangxiongrufu,wogegebawolachedaburongyi,zheidianxiaoshinidoubuhuizuoma?”
wokanzhetamenxiongdierren,niuerkanzhewoyangqilequantou,niudayifulisuoyingdangdemoyangzuozainei。
woxinlilengxiaoyisheng,zhuanshenchuqu,duizhepenlideshuiqingqingyidian。
jinwuhou,niudadeyijingtuodiaolexiezi,zangwusuanchoudejiaogaogaoqiaoqi。
xiangshitedidengzhewosihou。
wojiangfanzhehuangguangdeshuifangzaitamianqian,niudajianwoweidong,gangxiangfazuo,mashiluguo,zhuangletayixia。
niudadejiaogangrushuizhong,judadecanjiaoshengxiangqi。
zhijianniudadejiaobeitangtuolepi,xunsuqimanlejudatoumingdeshuipao。
mashiheniuerhehuaile,ganjinshangqianchakan。
niudadejiaoxianggangluchulaidezhutiyiyang。
mashihuangzhangdijiuzhewodelingzi,mianshangxiongshenesha,queshiyigezidoumabuchulai。
zuihouhongzheyankuangqiuwojiuniuda。
“nibushixianzima,qiuqiunijiujiuwoniuda,jialibunengmeiyoutaa!”
niuerzaiyipangbutingdizhizemashi。
织女暴扣牛郎