《渣男现世报》 小说介绍
zheizhongyanqingleixingdexiaoshuozhananxianshibao,gushiqingjieshengdong,xijiemiaoxiedaowei,zhananxianshibaoshiyibenbukeduodedehaoshu!zuopinsihushibeiwoyanshenshangdaole,tadeyuqiyixiazibiandehenleng,quanranmeiyoujiewenqianneiyangdewenqing。「suisui,nizhendemeiyoushenmexianghewoshuodema?」tingwanzheijuhua……
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yinweiyishiyanxi,wogenmingcaoyouzhudexicaoguze,aimeishangletou。
meiguojitian,beizhengzhuzhaoshangmenlai,haibawodeshijizhaogaoquanxiao。
guzehuzhewo,womenshouqianshouzhaoyaoguoshi,chiguaqunzhongzhijiewudaomianqian:
「zheizhangdeyebuzenmeyangma!zenmegande?」
我淡然一笑。
wotitianxingdaowannongzhanan,zenmehaisuanshangle。
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wogenguze,shiyinweiyaokaoyancaikaishizaiyiqide。
tameitianzaoshangjiwodadianhuajiaowoqichuangxuexi,baitianyehuizaitushuguanjiwojiangti,meitianhaipeiwochifan。
wozhidaotayounvpengyou,yemingquejujueguotadeyitu。dantahaoxiangbingmeiyoutingjinqu,yirujiwangdeliaobowo,jiwojiangti。
tanvpengyoushilingwaiyisuozhuankexuexiaodexuesheng,zhangdeshifenmeiyan,youbchengxiaozhangbozhidechenghao。danjialishinongcunde,haiyoulianggedidi。
zaiwolianghaishipengyoudeshihou,tajiusidixiagenwoshuolehenduocikanbushangtadenvpengyoudehua,xiangzaitakaoshangyanjiushenghoujiugennvpengyoutifenshou,dannaihexianzaihaimeikaoshang,paxianzaishuailetadehua,jiudebuchangshile。
tayibianbuhaoyisishuailepeizijiyiniandenvpengyou,yibianyoufangbuxiawozheigejijiangkenengchengweiyanjiushengde“xiayiren”。
danduleshijinianshudewozenmekenengzheimeqingyidebeizhananpianni?
yushiwodasuancoplayzhejianvpengyou,yibianzaianlifengkuangdemanmata。
yuanbenwodasuanpeitawangesangeyue,daoshihoukaowanyanjiushengle,gehuigejiagezhaogema,woyejiubuhuizaijixuhetajiuchanxiaqule。
danyoutian,tawuyijianshuoguoyijuhenexinrendehua。
「nvshengqishishitebiehaopiande,zhiyaoxiangzhui,jiuyidingnengzhuidao。」
tapingzhezheiyijuhua,chedirenulewo。
henhao,wojiurangnikankanpuxinnandexiachangyouduocan。
congneiyihou,wokaishijietadeaimeihuayu,zaitapengwoshoudeshihou,woyemeiyouzuzhi。
manmandi,tayiweiwoxihuanshangleta。kaishizaitushuguanliqianwodeshou,zailoutijianwurendeshihouwenwo,haiyiduxianglawochuqukaifang。
zaitashuochukaifangneigecideshihou,womenzhenghaozailoutijianzuozheliaotian。
worenzhuleexin,zhidexiaozheshuoxianzaiyiqingfengxiao,womenchubuqu,dengkaowanshineitianwanshangkeyishishi。
tazhidaowodediyicihaizai,suoyizaitingjianwotongyilezhihou,biandeyichangkaixin。
「zhendema?suisui,niyuanyibanidiyicijiwoma?」
「dangran,wozheimeaini,zenmebuyuanyini。danshiwomenxianzaiyaoyixueyeweizhong,kaowanshineitianwanshang,woyidinghuimanzuni。」
guzewenroudebawoyongruhuaili,xianxideshouzhimolemowodelianjia,wenluolexialai。
wobenlaijiuqiangrenzheexin,xiangbazheijianshihunongguoqu,meixiangdaotayinweiwoneiju「zhenxinhua」dongleqing。
「zheishizailoutijian,dengxiawanyiyourenjinlai」wofengkuangdetuikaita。
「jiuyihuier,suisui,rangwozaiqinyihuier。」
guzetanguojigenvpengyou,wenjihaibucuo,zheigegongjurenbuyongbaibuyonga。
jimiaohou,yourendakailoutijiandemen,takuaisudebawotuikai。
「nimenzenmezaizheili?」lairenzhengshiwodeshiyou。
「woliangzaizheilitaoluntimuni!」woqingyaolexiazuichun,pabeitakanchushenmeduanni。
dengwoshiyouchuquhou,tayouxiangcoushanglai,beiwotuikai。
「tazenmegenge**degonggouyiyang,daizhejihuijiuken!」wozaineixinhenhendimaletayitong。
xushipazaiyourenjinlai,tazhidezuoba。
「zouba,womenjinquxuexiba!」woliangyiqianyihoudechuleloutijian。
menkoubeishuderenkanzhewoliangchulai,bicixinzhaobuxuan,sheidouzhidaogunanguanvduozailoutijianzaiganshenme。
wanshangcongtushuguanhuiqudeshihou,waimianxialehendadexue,tazaitushuguanmenkoubawodeweijinyiquanyiquandeweizailebojingshang,yebawoyifulalianladaolezuigaochu。
piekaitajiaotaliangzhichuanzheigeshilaishuo,tazhendehenshihedangnanpengyou。
wokanzhetadejudongneixinhaowubolan,taduiwozaizenmehao,woyebukenengxihuantade。
wozhuangchengrelianzhongxiaonvhaideyangzi,chaozhetabengbengtiaotiaoyaobaobao,tapawoshoudongjiangle,jimangbawodeshouzhuadaoletadekoudaili,shizhijinkou。
jiushizheiyike,woyouxiexushangtoule。
zaibierenyanzhongkanlai,woliangjiushiyiduirelianzhongdeqinglv。
wanshanghuileqinshi,wozhuazhetayizhiliaoguanyuwoliangguanxidewenti。
aimeishangletou,xiangjileaiqing。
“huashuo,niyoumeiyoukaolvguo,zanliangzheiyangzhendemingbuzhengyanbushuna?”
zuihou,woguyifalezheijuhuajita。
他一直没有回复。
wozaiduimianlengxiao,bubeirendangmianchaichuan,zhenyiweizijigandebushizhananneitaoshiba。
zaiwoshuizhiqian,tazhongyuhuilewoyiju。
wojinrudaotadeqqkongjian,zhaotanvpengyoude**hao。
tazai**lifaguoguanxuanyeaiteletadenvpengyou,zhiyaomeiyoushanneitiaowenan,wojiunenglianxishangtanvpengyou。
wodianjinquhou,yitiaoyitiaowangxiafan。
很好,文案还在。
womeiyouyisiyouyude,tianjialetanvpengyoude**hao。
tongshi,guzedexinxiyefaleguolai。
「nizhendehenhao,zhishiwomendeshijibuzhengque,dengwomendoukaoshangyanle,womenjiuzaiyiqihaobuhao?」
wokanzhetajiwofadehuaxiaochulesheng,zheizhongdabingsheibuhuihuaa,kankanlaoniangzenmecaozuode!
「wohuiyizhidengzhenide,dengnifenshoule,womenjiuzaiyiqihaobuhao?」woqiangrenzhuleneixindeexincaifawandezheixiehua。
fawanzhihouwobiankaishishuashouji,tajiwofadexinxiwoyemeiyoudianjinqukan。
woxianzaibingbuguanxintajiwofaleshenmedongxi,wogaizhuangdeyangziyezhuangdaoweile,jiexialaijiudengneigenvshengtongguowodehaoyoushenqingle。
dangwoshualejiejinbangexiaoshidedouyinzhihou,**tongzhilanxianshiyouhaoyoutianjiadexinxile。
「你是谁?」
「nihao,chengancheng。woshiyansui,guzedeyanyou。」wozhijieliangmingleshenfen。
suijiwomashangyoufaleyitiaoguoqu,「xiwangnibuyaogenguzetiwojiani**zheijianshi,woyouxieshiqingxianggaosuni。」
taneibianhenjiumeiyouhuifuwo,shuoshihua,zheijianshiwoxinliyidiandiyemeiyou。
woduizheigenvshengyidianyebulejie,wanyitazhuanyanjiangzheijianshigaosuguzele,neiwodejihuayequandoubaifeile。
「ng,wobuhuigaosutade。niyoushenmeshijiushuoba。」tazhongyuhuiwoxinxile。
wohoumianjiangguzeduiwoshuodeyiqieguanyutadehua,yizibuchadefuyuanfaleguoqu,baokuoneixieduitadejiajing、xuelizheixiedetucao。
duiyuyigenvshenglaishuo,zuidadebeiai,moguoyuzaibierennvshengkouzhongtingdaonanyouduiyuzijidebiandi。
zheizhongganjuejiuxiangshibeidangzhongbaguangyifuchuxingyiyang,rangrenwudizirong。
chuangwaixiangqilepupususudexiaxuesheng,sushelouxiawanxuedexinaoshengyucikeshoujiduihuakuanglidejijingyouzheqiangliefancha。
wojingjingdidengdaitadehuifu。
shijianguolehenjiu,jiudaowoyiweiduifangshuizhele。
zhongyu,wodeshoujiweixintishiyinxiangle。
「niyouzhengmingniliangzaiyiqidezhaopianma?wopingshenmexiangxinnidehua?」
taxiangyaowoheguzezaiyiqidezhaopian。
shuoshihua,woxinlizhiyouyifenshiduitadekuijiu,qiyujiufendoushizuoweiyigepangguanzhexiwangzheigenvshengnenggoutaoliguzezheigezhanan。
「wojintianzhaonibushiweilebiedeshi,zhishixiwangkeyicongzhanandeshouzhongjiejiuyigenvhaizi。」wosikaoleyifan,bazheixiehuadaleguoqu。
「wopingshenmexiangxinnidehua?wanyinishixiangchencipianwolikaiguze,ranhounixianggentazaiyiqini?」
wozhihaobagenguzedeyixieliaotianjiluyijiyixiedaiyoutasirenwupindezhaopiandoufaleguoqu。
「wobazheixiezhengjudoufajinibushiweilexiangnixuanyaoshenme,zhishixiangrangnizhidaoguzeshigechetoucheweidezhanan,tayizhidouzaiqipiannideganqing。」
womomodidengdaitaxiaohuahaoneixielugudeliaotianjieping。
guolehenjiu,tahuileyijuhua,「nijintiangaosuwozheixie,shixiangrangwopeiheniganyixieshiba?」
bingo!zheigeguniangdequehencongming,tazhidaowoxiangganshenme。
meicuo,wojiushixianglianhezheigenvshengyiqizhengguze,rangquanxiaoderendouzhidaotadebenxing。
wojiangjihuayiwuyishidedougaosujizheigenvsheng。
「nibupazheijianshiqingwanyibaolule,guzehuifanguolaizhengsinima?niyezhidaotapiqide,tabuhuiduirenhebeipantaderenxincishouruande。」
chenganchengdezheijuhuayixiazirangwoxiangqilaiyinianqianfashengdeshiqing。
guzezaixuexiaohundezheimehao,jiushiyinweitazhiqianzaixueshenghuilidangtiyubudebuzhang。
neishihouyouhenduorenweiletaozaoshangliudiandechenpao,jiuhuizhaoguzekaihoumen,manmanditajiuyoulehenduodexiaodi。
zhongyuyouqitabumenderenkantabushuang,zaidaoyuanneilibatajubaole,daoyuanbatajiaodaobangongshiyezhishixiaopileyixia,bingmeiyouduitazaochengshenmeshizhixingyingxiang。
taqianjiaoxipixiaoliandetuichubangongshi,houjiaojiumashangbianlelianse,zhaorenyigeyigedecha,dengzhidaoshisheihou,beidilizhaotashenbianderenbaneigerenkaoshizuobi、qinshichouyandesuoyouzhengjuquanpaixialai,zhijieyizhizhuangshugaodaoleshujineiliqu,bingqienimingfadaolexueyuanlingdaoqunli。
ranhouxueyuanzhengzhengzaigonggaolanshangtielesantiandechufentongbao。
guzedezheijianshiqingzhijinzaiwomenxuexiaohaishikoukouxiangchuande。
怕吗?我问自己。
neikendingshihaipade,danshilaoniangwoyebushichisude。
guzezenmeyebuhuixiangdao,tadexiannvyouyijiaimeiduixiang,jingranhuixinzhaobuxuandezaiyihoudemouyitiansongjitayifendali。
diertianyiqichuangwojiujiguzefaleduanxin,wentajintianhaikebukeyiyiqiqutushuguanxuexi。
tagangkaishishizhijiejiwojujuele,danjingbuzhuwoderuanmoyingpaohaishidayingwole。
jintianwoteyihualeyigexiaoxiaodexinjizhuang,chuanleshaoweibodiandeyurongfu。
daoleqinshilouxia,wonachushoujifasongleyitiaoxinxichuqule,「woyijingzhunbeihaole,nineibiankeyikaishile。」
kanjianguzecongsushelouchulai,wolianmangxiaopaoshangqianbaozhutadegeboraoleshangqu,ranhousajiaodeyuqichaotabaoyuandaojintianhenleng。
wokanjiantadeyanjinglishanguoleyisidejingya。
wozhiqianconglaibuhuizaiwaimianzuochuyuejudexingwei,jintianshidiyici,yenanmiantahuishishen。
tayizhidoushidananzizhuyidenansheng,henxihuanwobiaoxianchuxiaonvshengdeguaiqiaoyangzi,suoyiwoyerenzhunletajintianyidinghuichiwozheitao。
linliedehanfengxijuanzhezhenggedongbeidiqu,cikezhengzhishieryue,tongwangxuexiaotushuguandedaolushangjixuebanbo。
womenlianggerencaizhebaixueyibuyibudexiangqianzou,henmoqidejuekoubutizuowanshoujilishuodeneixiejuejuedefenkaihuayu。
cikewolianghuxiangyiweidezhaopianruguobeipaixialai,huamianyidinghenweimei。
jinletushuguanzhihou,lushangyudaolehenduoshuren,wobingmeiyouxiangwangchangyiyanggentagedehenyuan,ershiyizhiqianzhetadeshou,zhanzheta。
tasihushihenxiangshouzheizhongganjue,wuzhijinjindekouzhuwodeshouzhi,jiuzaiwomenjingguoanquantongdaodeshihou,tazhijiejiwolalejinqu。
woxiayishihoutui,beidizheqiang。
congtalengrandemeiyandaopianbodezuichun,qingxidiyingzailewodeyandi。
tataiqiwodexiabazhishizhewodeyanjingshuodao,「ng?jintianzenmezheimefanchang?nizhiqianbushiyizhihenhaipama,zenmejintianyizhizhanzhewo?」tabawokunzaiqiangqian。
wodianqijiao,huanbaozhetadebozi,batadetouwangxiadailedian,coudaotadeerduobianshuodao:
「woyuanbenhenhaipazuozheigexiaosanbeiwanzhongtuoma,danzuowanwoyixiangdaowomenyihouyaofenkai,wojiuhentongku。wofaxianwolibukainile,guze,wotaiainile。」
guzedixiaoleyixia,bawohuanzaitabozishangdegebofanglexialai,zuijiaohaiqinzhexiao,yiweibumingdedingzhewodeyanjing。
guzebukuishixicao,jiuyigehenputongdexiaorong,fangzaitadelianshangjiunengguhuorenxin。
tadingzhewokanlehenjiu,yanjinglidaizheyisidewanwei,shouzhangmosuozhelewodelianjia。
wohenshaokanjiantahuiluchuzheimeyouqinlvexingdeyanshen。
wobuzhidaotashibushizhidaoleyixieshenmedongxi,jiushitanxingdekaikouxunwen,「zenmele?nibuxiangxinwoshuodehuama?」
「suisuishuodeshenmehuawodouhuixiangxinde。」
dunledunhou,tayoubuchongleyiju,dandandikaikou,「qiantishi,nibuyaopianwo。」
woqiangzhuangdandingditaiqitou,zhishizhetadeyanjing,yiziyijudeshuodao:「woyansuiyixiangshijianrenshuorenhua,jianguishuoguihua,zhiyaonishirenzhende,wojueduibuhuipianni。」
「suisui,younizheijuhuajiuzugoule。」shuowantajiuditouwenleguolai。
tajintianzheigewenbusizhiqianneibanwenrou,fangfoshidaileyiguxionghendejing。
woyebeizheiyixiazigaomengle,yonglidebatawangwaitui,tabunaifandizhuazhuwodeshuangshouwangtayaohoudai,gengjialajinlewoliangzhijiandejuli。
turantatinglexialai,「suisui,gangcaiwohaoxiangkanjianloutikouneikuaiyouren」
woyijingwulifankang,zhiganjuededaozuilidexuexingwei,zuichunyeyijingmale。
终于,他停了下来。
takanzhewoshiluludeyanjing,wendiaolewodeyanjiaodeyanlei。
tataishoufumozhelewohongzhongdezuichun,「suisui,duibuqi,shiwomeiyoukongzhizhu。」
womeiyouhuiyingta,zhishilenglengdikanzheta,wozaitadeyanjinglikandaoleshixuedexingfencanyu、**de**,weidumeiyoukuijiu。
sihushibeiwoyanshenshangdaole,tadeyuqiyixiazibiandehenleng,quanranmeiyoujiewenqianneiyangdewenqing。
「suisui,nizhendemeiyoushenmexianghewoshuodema?」
tingwanzheijuhuahou,zhuanshuyunvrendediliuzhijuegaosuwo,guzekendingshizhidaoxieshenmedongxi。
qifenyixiazibiandejinzhangqilaile。
wonuliyazhizheneixindebuan,danshuohuadeyuqilihaishinengtingchulaiyisihuangzhang,「nijintianzenmeyizhishuohuaqiqiguaiguaide,guze,shiyousheigennishuoleshenmema?」
tazhishijingjingdikanzhewoyebushuohua。
wobeitazheifuyangzigaodexinshenbuning,「niyaoshibushuohua,wojiuxianjinqule」。cishidewohaishibeitajinguzaiqiangqian,wozhidejiannandiyangqitoukanzheta。
「yansui,nidaodiyoumeiyouxihuanguowo?」taturanshuaijiwoyigewenju。
woduitadaodiyouaima?woyebuzhidaole。
zaiaiqingzhanchangshangdejiaofengshimeiyoushuyingde,zhiyouliangbaijushang。
zheigexiwoyanzhendeleile。
「nixiangtingzhenhuahaishijiahua?」
「haode,nibuyongshuole,wozhidaole。」tawanghoutuilejibu,lansandekaozaileduimiandeqiangshang,「yansui,meixiangdaoniyigekansizheimerenchuwuhaidexiaoguniang,xinlinengzheimedehen。」
taguozhenshizhidaolewodejihua。
「nizhidaodengxiawomendeqianshouzhaopianyijijiewenzhaopianhuibeichuanbianzhenggexiaoyuanma?」
渣男现世报