《堂哥闯祸,姑妈哭求我拿钱摆平,日记:给钱你就死定了》 小说介绍
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《堂哥闯祸,姑妈哭求我拿钱摆平,日记:给钱你就死定了》 堂哥闯祸,姑妈哭求我拿钱摆平,日记:给钱你就死定了精选章节 免费试读
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」dianhuayijietong,gumasixinliefeidekushengjiuzuanjinlewodeerduo。woxinligedengyixia,ganjinwen:「guma,
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wuwankuai,duiwolaishuobushiyibixiaoshumu,shiwoshengchijianyongdabanniandejixu。danjiuxianggumashuode,
zhangqiangshiwozaizheishishangweishubuduodeqinrenle。「guma,nixianbadianhuajiduifang,wogentamenshuo,
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【weilairiji:2023nian10yue28ri,yu】【wozhensha。wojingranxinlegumahezhangqiangdeguihua。
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】【diertian,yiqunwenshendezhuanghanzhaodaolewodegongsi,shuozhangqiangqianletamenershiwandeduzhai,woshidanbaoren。
womengle,zhangqiangshenmeshihourangwozuodanbaole?】【yuanlai,zuotiandeyiqiedoushipianju。
zhangqianggenbenmeigenrendajia,tashiqianlegaolidai,beirenjiazhaoshangmenle。tamenkanwozhuanlewuwan,
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wobaojing,danyinweisuoweide“danbaoxinxi”,jingfangyezhinengdiaojie。】【gumahezhangqiangxiaoshile,
dianhuazaiyedabutong。woyigerenbeifuzhejuezhaiwu,fangzibeipaimai,liuluojietou。zaiyigehanlengdedongye,
wobeizhuizhaiderenduzaixiangzili,daduanlelaiyishengcundeqiaodaimadeshou。】【woderensheng,chedihuile。
】wohunshenbingliang,ruzhuibingku。rijilidemeiyigezidouxiangyigenzhen,henhenzhajinwodeshenjing。zheitaihuangmiule,
danyouzhenshidekepa。rijilitidaodewodegongsiming,wodezhuzhi,shenzhiwoyinxingkalideyue,
doufenhaobucha!zheishi,gumadedianhuayoudaleguolai,yuqijicu:「xiaomo,zenmeyangle?nikuaidiana!
tamenkaishituinigele!」woshenxiyikouqi,nulirangzijideshengyintingqilaizhengchang:「gu"ma,
wodeqiandouzailicaili,quchulaixuyaoshijian,zuikuaiyeyaomingtianzaoshang。」dianhuaneitoudekushengjiaranerzhi,
querdaizhideshiyizhongjianruidezhiyi:「shenme?mingtianzaoshang?huanghuacaidouliangle!nishibushibuxiangjiqian?
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tacubaodidaduanwo,「wohenigexianzaijiuqunijia!wodaoyaokankan,nishibushizhendeneimetieshixinchang!」
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zaiwobeiqifushitiwochutou。nandaozheiyiqiedoushijiade?tamenzhendehuiweileqian,
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diankaileneige【weilairiji】app,changshizhezaishurukuanglidachuleyixingzi:「gaosuwo,wogaosanneinian,
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jiufangzainiwoshishujudedisanceng,zuobianneibengeleiemude《congmingdetouzizhe》li。
】wodetongkongmengdishousuo。fenhaobucha!lianwozangbideweizhidouyiqingerchu!zuihouyisijiaoxingbeichedijisui,
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jiuzaizheishi,menwaichuanlailejicudejiaobushengheyonglidepaimensheng。「xiaomo!kaimen!shiwomen!」
shigumadeshengyin,danciketingzaiwoerduoli,quebuzaiyouwangrideqinqie,
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wozhidaonizailimian!」gumakaishifengkuangdichuimen,shengyinbiandejianliqilai,「nigebaiyanlang!
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tanggezhangqiangdeshengyinyexiangleqilai,daizheyisibunaihepiqi:「ma,nigentafeishenmehua!chenmo,
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daoshihoulinjudouchulaikanxiaohua,wokannizheilianwangnaerge!」tamenguoranlaile,
erqieyilaijiuluchulezhenshimianmu。woqiangpozijilengjingxialai,zoudaomaoyanqianwangwaikan。zoulangdedengguangxia,
gumazhengchazheyao,manliannurongdizhizhewodemenpokoudama。ertanggezhangqiang,toushangchanzheyiquanzhanxindeshabu,
danshabushanglianyisixuejidoumeiyou,tazhengkaozaiqiangshang,bunaifandidouzhetui,
naliyoubandianbeirendapotoudexuruoyangzi?weilairijishiduide。zheiyiqie,doushiyichangjingxincehuadepianju。
yiguhanyicongjiaodizhichongtianlinggai。wozuijingaideqinren,cikezaiwoyanli,quexiangshilianggelaizidiyudeegui。
3「chenmo!nizaibukaimen,wokejiuhanlea!wojiugenzhengdonglouderenshuo,nizheigedangzhizide,
shizenmeduidaihanxinrukubanilachedadegumade!shuoniwangenfuyi,jiansibujiu!」
liguifenzaimenwaishengsilijiediweixiezhe。**zaimenhou,jinjindiyaozhezuichun,yiyanbufa。wozhidao,
yidankailezheishanmen,wojiuchediluoruletamendequantao,zaiyemeiyouhuitoudeyudi。「ma,biehanle,diuren。
」zhangqiangsihujuedezheiyangtainankan,lalelaliguifendeyixiu,「tabukaimen,zanmenjiuhaozhe。
wojiubuxintanengyibeizidangsuotouwuguibuchulai!」menwaianjingleyihuier,sihushizaishangliangduice。
woshaoweisonglekouqi,naqishouji,zaicidiankaileneigeshenmideapp。pingmushang,
youfuxianchuleyiduanxinderiji。【weilairiji:2023nian10yue28ri,
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zhangqiangzepeihezhe,yihuiershuozijitouteng,yihuiershuoshangkouliele,yindelinjudouchulaiweiguan。
】【woshoubulelinjuzhizhidiandiandemuguang,yenianzhezuihouyisiqinqing,xinruanle,dakailemen。】【wocuole。
】【tamenjinmenhou,likebianleyifuzuilian。gumabuzaikule,zhangqiangyebuhantengle。
tamenxiangxunshizijidelingdiyiyangzaiwojializoulaizouqu,duiwodezhuangxiuhejiajupingtoulunzu,
yanshenlichongmanletanlanhejidu。】【tamenlaizaiwojiabuzoule。】【tamenshuo,neiwuwankuaiqianshijiumingqian,
jintianbixunadao。nabudao,tamenjiuzhuzaizheili,chiwode,yongwode。】【wodeemeng,
congkaimendeneiyike,jiuzhenzhengjianglinle。】wokanzheriji,shouxinlidehanbashoujidoujinshile。guoran,
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woxinxinkukuyangdadezhizi,xianzaichurentoudile,zhushangdafangzile,jiuburenwozheigegumalea!」
「haizitabazoudezao,woyigerenlachezhelianggehaizi,chileduoshaoku,shouleduoshaozuia!
xianzaiwoerzibeirendale,jixuyongqian,tazheigedangdidide,shouwozhejishiwancunkuan,
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neigejiaoxiaochendexiaohuozi。」「tingzhexiangshijiatingjiufen,tagumalaiyaoqian,tabuji。」「ai,
xianzaidenianqingrena,zhenshi……」gezhongyilunsheng、tanxisheng,xiangwuxingdezhen,touguomenfengcijinwodeerduo。
wonengxiangxiangdaomenwai,linjumenzhengyongshenmeyangdeyanshenkanzhewodejiamen,
youzairuheyilunwozheige“lengxuewuqing”dezhizi。woganjuezijidelianzaifatang,
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liguifentailejiewole,tazhidaowolianpibo,zuipadejiushizailinlimianqiandiuren。「qiangzi,nikuaitangxia,
nibushitouyunma?dui,jiutangzaidishang,rangtalinjudoukankan,tazheigedidishizenmebanibidekuaihuobuchengle!
」gumahaizaimenwai“daoyan”zhe。wosisididingzhemaoyan。zhijianzhangqiangtinghuadi“aiyo”leyisheng,
shunshijiuwangdishangyitang,kaishihenghengjijiqilai。liguifenzeyi**zuozaidishang,paizhedatui,kutianqiangdi,
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youhuahaohaoshuo。」「shia,zheishizenmele?haizizenmehaitangdishangle?」
liguifenlikexiangzhuazhulejiumingdaocao,zhizhewodemen,yibabitiyibaleidikongsu:「nimenkankan,
zheijiushiwoneigehaozhizi!woerzibeirendachengzheiyang,wolaiqiutajiedianqianjiuming,
tajiuzaiwuliduozhebukaimena!xinchangzenmezheimehena!」「xiaochenzaijiama?zaijiajiukaikaimena!
qinqizhijianyoushenmehuabunengdangmianshuoqingchude?」yigedamayekaishibangqiangqiaomen。
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renyoutamenzaiwaimianbaihuaiwodemingsheng?haishikaimen,ranhoudiaojinneigewanjiebufudeshenyuan?
shoujipingmuzaiciliangqi,shi【weilairiji】detixing。【buyaolihuiwaimiandeshengyin。yulunshizanshide,
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wosuoxingdaishangerji,bayinleshengkaidaozuida,yanbujianxinbufan。
堂哥闯祸,姑妈哭求我拿钱摆平,日记:给钱你就死定了