《为了给寡嫂出气,我成了老公售卖的电子宠物》 小说介绍
benzhanzuixinshangjiadeyouzhixinshu,yanqingxiaoshuo《weilejiguasaochuqi,wochenglelaogongshoumaidedianzichongwu》,muqianzhengzaigengxinlianzaizhong,guzhengfangshiweilinxiaoyushishuzhongchuchangjiaoduodeguanjianrenwu,zuozhe“zhishikaola ”qingxinbianzhuzhong,zhuyaojiangshudeshi:guzhengzhishilenglengdikanzhewo:「biezhaojiekou。niyizhizhenduiweiwei,zhiqianchaoxiaotashicabianwudaobozhu,xianzaiyouchushoudata。shiwoduinitaihao,nicai……
《为了给寡嫂出气,我成了老公售卖的电子宠物》 为了给寡嫂出气,我成了老公售卖的电子宠物第1章 免费试读
第1章
zhiyinjujuehetiaocabianwudeguasaohepai,laogongjiufawobuzhecunlvzaihanlengdewuzilitiaoleyiyedewu。
getianwojiukandaoleputiangaididerenzaidoushouwodefangzhenwawa。
wodezhanghaobeiwuyanhuiyuchongkua「meirenzuoban,yeyeshengge,」
laogongguzhenganweiwohuibangwobaiping,zhuantouwojiutingdaotahepengyoudediaokan
「fangzhenwawasuanshenme,wohaiyaoguazhianwangzhibojian,xiyulianmai,yifenqianjingpai。」
「bangyidagegengshiyoujihuihetagongduliangxiao。」
zhuliweisuodeshengyinxiangqi「saozineilangjinger,kendingxiaohun!nizhenshede?」
guzhengquexiaozhehuiying「sheirangtazishiqinggaobuyuanyiheweiweiyiqipaishipin,wopianyaotadierunitan。」
「niyaoshixihuan,wojinizougehoumen,neiziweikendingshuang。」
wokanzheyushilidezhibojingtou,kuibuchengjun。
1、
zhanghaoliechoudesixinyijing99+。
「tiaodezhendaijing!kaigejia,rangdayeyeshufushufu!」
「shencaibucuoa,qiaoneigourendejing,shenmeshihouzhibochuangshanggongfu?」
「fangzhenwawamaihuijiale,shouganzhenbucuo,bizhenrenhaitinghua,xiangzenmewanjiuzenmewan!」
wozhandouzheshoubugandiankaineixieshipin,wuliguzhengdeshengyingengshibawotuixiadiyu。
「sheirangtayigelvyoubozhu,zishiqinggaoshuoweiweineishicabianshipin!zhuangshenmeqingchun!wojiushiyaohuileta,miandeweiweinanshou。」
「wolandepengtayixia,tayiweideqingqudoushiwodatadejiekou,pibianlazhu,zenmemeibatazhemosi。」
tameishuoyiju,wodexinjiurutongbeijiandaohenhenwanxiayikuai。
neixiecengjingrangwochenlundewenrouqianquan,zendedoushixujia。
woyiweideneixiemanzutadepihao,buguoshitayonglaizhemowodejiekou!
jiehunsannian,tajiekouzijiyouzhangaibingweihewo**,womenweiyideqingqujiushitaneixienvedaidepihao。
wuliduanduanxuxudeduihuachuanlai,wocaidezhiyuanlaicongyikaishi,tajiumeiaiguowo。
zhuiqiuwo,zhishiyinweifangshiweijiajiletagege,erwoganghaomendanghudui。
「xiaoyu,hedianniunaiba,wogangrede。」guzhengdeshengyincongshenhouchuanlai,yirujiwangdewenrou。
「youzaixiangfangzhenwawadeshi?biedanxin,woyijingzaichulile。」
**zaitahuaili,kusedixiaole。
tasuoweide“chuli“,buguoshibaneixiebiantailajinqunli,fangzhitamendaochusanbubale。
wodingzhetashoulideniunaibei,zheiyangdechangjingzaiguoqusannianlibuzhizhongfuleduoshaoci,meiciwodouhuigandongdijieguo,ganxietadetitie。
danxianzai,wozhijuedefanwei,neitianbeitamenliangchicunzuofangzhenwawadechangjingturanzainaohaizhongzhakai。
woyuanyiweishiyichangemeng,quemeixiangdaowoshibeitazainiunailixialeyao,cairenrenbaibuzhichengleneixielingrenzuooudefangzhenwawa。
shouyidou,bolibeishuaisuileniunaisaleyidi,tazhoulezhoumei,ditoushoushiyididelangjie
woyongjinquanshendeliqi,jifuqinfaqulexiaoxi。
「ba,nishuodedui,guzhengbushiliangren,jiwomenbanlihunba,sanrihou,laiyunchengjiewoba。」
tapashangchuang,lanzhewo,batoutiezaiwodebojingli「xiaoyu,woyouxiangwanyouxile。」
meicitaxiangjieqingquzhihounvedaiwoshi,jiushuozheibansajiaoshuozijixiangwanyouxile。
guzhengyonglilouzhuwodeyao,woganshouzhetadetiwen,quezhijuedehunshenfaleng。
neixiecanrendehuayubutingdizaiwonaohaizhonghuidang。
woqingshengshuodao,「guzheng,women...zuoba。」
「womenjiehunsannianle,haimeiyouzhenzhengzaiyiqiguo。」
tadeyanzhongshanguoyisihuangluan,「xiaoyu,nizhidaowodeqingkuang。womenbushishuohaolema?zanmenbuyongxuexishisuneixiefangshi,womenyouzijidexiaoqingqu。」
tanachushoukaobawodeshuangshoukaozaichuangtou,wenrouditunquwodeyifu。「guai,ayu,nixiangzhidaowoyouduoainima!」
worenyoutajiangwobaichengqurudezishi,muguangkongdongdidingzhetianhuaban。
keyonglaizhengmingtaaiyide,shipibianyixiayouyixiadechouda,zhongzhongdebazhangluozaiwodeshenshang,meiyixiadoubansuizhexiurudehuayu。
worenbuzhuleiliumanmian,kewodeyanleisihushiquyueleta,taxiashouyuelaiyuezhong,wojihuyaotenghunguoqu。
zheiyikewocaikanqing,tayanlidebushiqingdong,ershinvedaiwohoudedeyihemanzu。
zhongyutaxinmanyizutinglexialai,cuicuwoquxizao。
wokanzheyushidefangxiang,xiangqineilideshexiangtou,xinliyizhenehan。
「bu,wobuxiangxizao。」woyaotoujujue。
xidengdefangjianli,wokanbuqingtadebiaoqing,lenglepiankezhihoutashuo「hao,neijiubuqu。」
2、
wosisidiyaozhezuichun,yiweitaduiwoyousuolianxi,quxiaoleexindexizaojingpai。
kexiayimiaotaliangqideshoujitishiyinxiangqi,ciyandewenzichuochuanlewoyiweidezhenxiang。
「gewei,henbaoqian,jinwandejingpaihuodongquxiao。weilebuchangdajiadeqidai,womentuichutehuishipin,zhiyao0.99jiunengguankan。」
wohunshenyijiang,naoziliwengdeyisheng。
tagangcai...tagangcaibawodeyangziluxialaile?neixiebeitanvedaishidehuamian,neixiequrudezitai,neixietongkude**...doubeitalulexialai?
suizhetadehuayinluoxia,fensiqunlichuxianleshipinjietu,neishiwobeiboguanghouquansuozaichuangjiaodemoyang,suogushanghaicanliuzhetakenyaoliuxiadeyuqing。
qunlidewuyanhuiyubukanrumu【zheituizhenxi,jiaduanleba?】【kudezhendaijing,woxihuan!woyaoxiazaixialaitianping!】
shoujilichuanlaidingdingdongdongdetishiyin,neishidingdanchengjiaodeshengyin。
wobishangyanjing,leishuizhibuzhudiliu。neixiemoshengrenzhengzaifufeiguankanwozuibukandeshike。
neiyike,wofangfobeizheixiecubibukandehuaqiazhulebozi,wufahuxi,duanqilechuangtoutaxialeyaodeniunaihedeganganjingjing,jiuzheiyanghunleguoqu。
zaixinglaishi,guzhengyijingbujianzongying,shoujishangzhiyoutafalaidexiaoxi:「jidexizao。」
wokusedichelechezuijiao,tazheiyangxiuruwo,haibuwangtixingjingpaixizaozheiyicha。
shejiaomeitibutingdixinxidanchuang,wozhinengtaobidishanchulesuoyouderuanjian。
jiuzaizheishi,fangshiweideshipintonghuaqingqiudanlechulai。
huamianli,guzhenghefangshiweizhengchanmianzaiyiqi。
guzhengdeyanzhongmanshiwocongweijianguodeshenqing,zuilininanzhetianmideqinghua:「weiwei,woaini。zhiyounicaishiwodezhenai。」
wodaizuozaichuangshang,xinrudaojiao。yuanlaiaiyubuai,zhendekeyirucimingxian。sannianlai,wocongweicongguzhengneilidedaoguozheiyangdeyanshenhehuayu。
jintianshiwomenjiehunwuzhouniandejinianri,kexianzaitaquezaihaijingjiudianhefangshiweichanmianlebuzhidaoduoshaoci。
liangrenxiangyandechangmianbutingdizaishoujihuamianlichuanlai,jiehunsannian,wodiyicitingdaoguzhengdaizheqingyudechuanxi
「weiwei,nihaomei,wokongzhibuzhuwozijile。」
guaduanleshipindianhua,fangshiweihaishiqieerbushedifaneixieshipinjiwo,juliwoyudingdecantinghedangaohaiyoulianggexiaoshi。
wonaqidianhua,quxiaolesuoyouanpai,dingzhetianhuabanfalehenjiudedai,zhidaopingmuximie。
buzhidaizuoleduojiu,guzhenghuilailetashoulitizhejingzhidedangaohe,hainazheyigebaozhuangjingmeideliwuhe。
tabayitiaoxiangbinsedelifuqundijiwo,「jintianshiwomenjiehunwuzhounian,wozhunbeilejingxi。」
wolengzaiyuandi,buganxiangxinzijideerduo。jiuzaibanxiaoshiqian,tahaizaihefangshiweichanmian,xianzaiqueyaohewoqingzhujiehunjinianri?
huanhaoyifuchulaishi,tadijiwoyigelansedesironghezi。
dakaiyikan,wodexintiaolouleyipai——shiwoxinxinniannianhenjiudelanbaoshixianglian,wocongweitaoyaoguo,zhishihexiaoshoutaolunguojici。
taxiaozhejiwodaishangzheitiaoxianglian「wojiuzhidaonixihuan!」
zheiyikedewenrou,rangwojihuwangjilezhiqiandetongku。
tadaiwolaidaoyijiagaodangjiudian,tuikaiyanhuitingdemen,judadexiangbintazaidengguangxiashanshuozhemirendeguangmang。
danwohenkuaifaxianbuduijingdatinglideren,woyigedouburenshi。
guzhengsaijiwoyigehuatongrangwozhanshangquziwojieshao「xiaoyu,zheixierendoushiwozuijinzuixindetouzihuoban,jiezanmendejiehunjinianri,jieshaonimenrenshirenshi。」
tazirudishuochulezijibianzaodehuangyan,kewoquetingdaolecaozayinlelizheixierendeqieqiesiyu。
「zheijiushiguzongshuodeneige”tebieshangpin”?」
「queshibucuo,bifangzhenwawagengyouganjue。」
「tingshuokeyisuiyi**,jiagebufeia。」
wohunshenfaleng,zhongyumingbailezheichangsuoweide「jiehunjinianriwanyan」shishenme。
zheishiyichangfangzhenwawamaijiadejianmianhui,erwo,jiushitamenjinwanyaoxinshangde「shangpin」。
ertajiwodexianglianhelifu,buguoshijishangpindebaozhuangeryi。
guzhengqingtuizhewodehoubei,woliangqiangzhezoushangtaijie。
ciyandejuguangdengxia,wonengganshoudaotaixianeixiemoshengnanrensiwujidandemuguang,xiangwushubalirenzaiwoshenshangyouzou。
meiyourenzaiyiwoshuoleshenme,tamenzhizaihuwodewaibiao,wodeshencai,fangfowozhishiyigemeiyoulinghundewujian。
wohuangluanditaoliwutai,xiangyaotaochuyanhuitingshi,quebeifangshiweilanzhulequlu。
「niyiweininengpaodaonaqu?yaoshinixianzailikai,wojiurangguzhengbanimaijizheixiebiantai。niyekandaole,tamenkedoudengbujiyaobanidaihuijiahaohao”tengai”le。」
「niyaozhidao,taweilewokeyibanizuochengfangzhenwawa,yekeyibanipaichengxiaoshipin。」
wokanzhetadeyidexiaorong,suoyoudeweiquhefennuzaizheiyikebaofa,taishoujiujiletayijixiangliangdeerguang。
guzhenglikechongleguolai,yibafuzhuliangqiangdefangshiwei。
takanzhewochize:「nitaibudongshile。jintianzheimeduoguikezaichang,nijiaigejingjiupeilidaoqianba。」
3、
wozhanzaiyuandi,nanyizhixindikanzheguzheng。tajingranweilefangshiweizhizewo?wodexinyidiandianchenlexiaqu。
「guzheng,nizhidaofangshiweishiguyijinuwodema?」woshitujieshi,shengyinlidaizheyisizhandou。
guzhengzhishilenglengdikanzhewo:「biezhaojiekou。niyizhizhenduiweiwei,zhiqianchaoxiaotashicabianwudaobozhu,xianzaiyouchushoudata。shiwoduinitaihao,nicaibuzhitiangaodihou。」
「zenme,rangnijingjiunibuqingyuan?」
kanzhetadaizhenuqidemianrong,womeilejujuedeyongqi,biqijingjiu,wogenghaipaguzhenghuizhendebawomaijizheixiebiantai。
woyaoleyaoya,naqijiubei,qiangrenzheleishuikaishiaigejingjiu。
「duibuqi,wogangcaishitaile。」wolirangzijideshengyintingqilaipingwen,yibeijieyibeidihezhejiu。
neixienanrenhaobuyanshididaliangwo,muguang**luoditingliuzaiwodexiongkouheshuangtuishang。「gutaitaizhenshimeirenpizi,guzonghaofuqia。」
jiujinghenkuaikaishifahuizuoyong,wogandaoyishiyuelaiyuemohu。
neixienanrenkaishibuanfenqilai,yourenchenjimowodeyao,yourenshenzhixiangmowodexiong。
woxiangduokai,danshentiyijingbutingshihuan。
wojuewangdikanxiangguzheng,xiwangtanenglaijiuwo。dantazhengwenroudibaozhefangshiwei,xixindiweitachidongxi。tamenlianggeqinmideyangzicitonglewodeyanjing。
yigepangnanrenbashoushenxiangwodedatui,wojingkongdixiangyaohoutui,quebeishenhouderendangzhulequlu。
wogandaozijixiangshixianrulelangqun,wuchuketao。
「guzheng…jiuwo…」wowulidihuhuanzhe,dantaliankandoumeikanwoyiyan。
xushitingdaolewodeqiujiu,taheshenpangdezhangpengdiyulejiju,zhangpengjiuchaowozouleguolai。
woxinliranqiyisixiwang,yiweiguzhengzhongyuliangxinfaxianyaolaijiuwo。
danneirenzoujinhou,zhishicubaodilanzhulejigeduiwodongshoudongjiaodenanren:「bieji,guzongshuole,jinwanyougenghaodeanpai。」
womeizhanwen,yigeliangqiangdaozailetahuaili。taquehaobukeqidizhuazhuwodeshoubei,tuozhewowangloushangzouqu。
「guzongshuobanishangjiwole,biedanxin,wohuihaohao”zhaogu”nide。」
wojingkongwanfen,pinmingzhengzha:「buyao!fangkaiwo!guzheng!jiuwo!」
dantaliqitaida,wogenbenzhengtuobukai。
xiuxishidemenbeizhongzhongdiguanshang,wobeirengzailerouruandeshafashang。
zhangpengyinxiaozhexiangwobijin,sichewodeyifu,wofenlifankang,yongliduitaquandajiaoti,keheletaiduodejiudewozaitamianqianshouwufujizhili。
wopinmingzhengzha,shengsilijiedihujiu,ketaningxiaozheyaxialai,xizhuangkuxiazhiqidezhangpengluozhewodedatui。
chuangwaidezhenglouzhefangshiweideyao,wenroudeshengyinchuanjinwodeerduo。
「jinwandewuhuiwoteyiweinizhunbeide,haiyoufensijianmianhuiyedouanpaihaole。」
fangshiweijiaoxiaozheyiweizaitabeiwanli,liangrenqinmiwujian。
jiranxinlizaoyirongbuxiawo,weishenmebutongkuaiditichulihun?
yaozheiyangdiqiruwo,zhemowo,haibufangwozou。
zhangpengchenwoshishendeshunjian,yibachekailewodelifu。
wojuewangdibishangyanjing,leishuiwushengdihualuo。
为了给寡嫂出气,我成了老公售卖的电子宠物