《靠烂梗沙雕气疯神经病霸总》 小说介绍
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1huotiyaochikoudeemengzuoweilushijituanhuotiyaochikou,wodezhizeshibeibadaozongcailuzeyanlinzhezou!
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gongsichuanwenwoshizongcaixinjianchong,shubuzhitayelihuibawopaozaifuermalinli!
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xianggebuxiugangdazaodeguantouhe,saimanlexizhuanggelvdeshengxian。kongqizhanchouerningzhi,
daizheweixiaosandekafeikuseheaoyetongxiaodejuandaiqiwei。
qinmiaomiaoganjuezijijiushiguantoulineitiaobeijidebianlexingdeshadingyu,pinmingsuozhejianbang,
henbudebazijituanchengyigemeiyoulengjiaodeqiu。“ding!”qingcuidedida**zhengjiuleta,
diantimenzaishijiulouxingzhengcengpingwenhuakai。yigulengqipumianerlai,shunjianqusanlediantineidehunzhuo。
butongyulouxiadexuanxiao,zheilianjingdelingrenxinji,fangfoxintiaoshengdouhuibeiwuxianfangda。
dalishidimianguangkejianren,yingzhetoudingshehuabinglengdeshuijingdiaodeng,yeyingzhaochuqinmiaomiaojinzhangdaoyoudiancangbaidelian。
tahuailibaozhegangcongrenshibulinghuilaideyiduilingsuibangongyongpin,xianggezoucuolepianchangdexiaogongbing,
jiannannuodaozongcaibangongshimenkouhouzhongdeshuangkaimumenqian。tashenxiyikouqi,
nulirangzijideshengyintingqilaimeineimedou:“lu…luzong,woshixindiaolaidezhuli,qinmiaomiao。
”menneihaowudongjing,jingdeheren。tajihunengtingjianzijixueyezaiermolibenliudeshengyin。
jiuzaitahuaiyilimianmeirendeshihou,mensuo“kada”yishengqingxiang,wushengdixiangneihuakaileyidaofeng。
yigugenglengdekongqi,hunzheyisiruoyouruowude、xiangshiyuhoutaixianhunzhexiaodushuideguguaiqixi,
congmenfenglizuanlechulai。xinzangmengdiyitiao,chadiancongsangziyanlibengchulai。qinmiaomiaopingzhuhuxi,
xiaoxinyiyidituimenjinqu。bangongshikongkuangdenengtingjianjiaobudehuisheng。judadeluodibolichuangwai,
shigangjinshuinizuchengdelengyingchengshiconglin,zaiqingchenxibodeyangguangxiafanzhejinshudeyouguang。
zhengzhongyangyizhangkuodadaoxiandeyouxieguaodeheisebangongzhuo,rutongshenyuandeyikuaisuipian,jingjingdipufuzaineili。
zhuohou,kuandadezhenpizhuanyibeiduizhemenkoudefangxiang。yizishangderensihuzhongyuchajueletadecunzai,
zhuanyifachuxiweidepigemocasheng,huanhuanzhuanleguolai。luzeyan。lushijituannianqingdezhuren,
zheigechengshijinzitadingduandexiangzheng。caijianwanmeideyinhuisegaodingxizhuang,baoguozhetawuketiaotideshenxing。
tazuozaineili,chenguangzaitalengjiaofenmingdeceliangouchubinglengdelunkuo,shensuideyanwoxiashinongmidezhangjie,
touxiayixiaopianyinying,qiahaoyanzhulemouzhongdeqingxu。tadezuichunshihaokandebo,cikeminzheyitiaodanmodezhixian,
zhengzhanglianxiangshibowuguanlijingxindiaozhuodedalishixiang,wanmei、jingui,quemeiyousihaoshuyurenjiandenuanyi。
tademuguang,rutongzuijingzhundeliangchi,wushengdiluozaiqinmiaomiaoshenshang,congtaweiluandeheifa,
daotalvexianjucubaozhebangongyongpindeshuangbei,zuihoudinggezaitaneishuangyouxiemolebiandefanbuxieshang。
neimuguangmeiyouwendu,meiyouqingxu,fangfotabushiyigeren,ershiyijianganggangbeisongjinlaide…bangonghaocai。
qinmiaomiaoganjueneimuguangxiangshizhanlebingshuidesixian,yicuncunlejinletadepifu。taxiayishidipingzhulehuxi,
bangongshilizhishengxiazhongyangkongdiaosongfengdeweiruosiming。yapoganwushengliutang,nongchoudejihunengnisiren。
tabochunweiqi,dapolesiji,shengyinpingwendichun,xiangdatiqinzuidideneigenxianqingqingbodong,
zuanjinerduolidaizhedianweixiandemayang:“mingzi。”lianggezi,jianjiedelinse,
daizheburongzhiyideshangweizhekouwen。“qin、qinmiaomiao。”tadehoulongyouxiejin,shengyindaizhebuzirandeganse。
baochuquanmingdeneiyike,taqingxidikandaotadeyanshensihuningzhilejiqiduanzandeyishun,
kuaiderangrenyiweishicuojue。neidongjiedemoudi,sihuyoushenmefeichanganchendedongxi,jiqixiweidibodongleyixia。
tabuzhikefou,xiuzhangganjingdeshouzhisuiyiwangbangongshijiaoluodezhiwujiafangxiangtailetai,
zhijianzaibinglengdeguangxianxiahuaguoyidaojinhuwanmeidehuxian:“dongxi,fangneibian。”qinmiaomiaorumengdashe,
baozheneiyiduiwenjianjiahebitong,jihushitongshoutongjiaodinuoleguoqu。neijiazixiantiaojianjieliluo,
zhizaidingcengfangzheyizhishuijingyanhuigang,limianxianchenburan。kaojinle,
neiguxiaodushuihunhezheyuhoutaixiandelenglieqiweisihugengmingxianleyixie,youyoudiyingraozaibijian。
tagangbadongxifangxia,shenhou,neibinglengde、cixingdeshengyinzaicixiangqi,meiyourenheshangliangdeyudi:“waitao,
tuodiao。”xinzangshunjianbeiyizhibinglengdeshouzuanzhu。qinmiaomiaomengdizhuanguoshen,
jingyibudingdikanzheneigerushenzhibanlengmodenanren。luzeyansihuduitazhoubiandeliansehaowusuojue。
tashishiranzhanqishen,youyuedeshengaodailaigengqiangdeyapogan,yibubuzoujin。angguidegulongshuiweikaojinle,
danneidixiasihuzongchanraozheyisihuizhibuqudeweixing。tacongzijineijianyinhuisegaodingxizhuangdexiongdaili,
mantiaosilidiquchuyijiandongxi——yigechunyinduanzaodejingzhiyaochikouguahuan,huanlianshejiliuchangdute,
xiangtiaosijierdongdeyinsexiaoshe。guahuandegouduanhenxi,kanqilaishifenruili。tashenzhimeiyouzaikanqinmiaomiaoyiyan,
shoubeiweitai,jingzhunerxunsudishenchulianggengujiefenmingdeshouzhi,
niezhuletataotouweiyilaliandingduankaojinxiabadeyilingbuliao。zhijianbingliang,chujipifudechanei,
qinmiaomiaobushoukongzhididalegehanjin。“sila——”lieboshengzaijijingdebangongshilituwudixiangqi,
daizhejingsongdehuiyin。bushilaxialalian,ershishengshengsikailelingkou!weiliangdekongqishunjiantieshangsuogu。
genbenlaibujijinghu,genglaibujizhengzha。qinmiaomiaozhijuedelingkouyijin,
jinjiezhesuoguxiafangchuanlaiyizhenjianruidecitong。tabennengdifachuyishengduancudexiqi。luzeyanshouhuishou,
shenqingdanmodikanzhezijishouzhishangguazhedeneigeyaochiyinhuan。yinhuanmoduanneijianruidegouzi,
heranchuantouletaweiyisiliechudebuliaobianyuan,yechuantouletasuoguxiafangyidianbobodepifu,
zuizhongxingchengleyigewengudexuangualianjiedian——xiangyigecubaoguashangde……biaoqian。xueyehuanmandishenchu,
ranhongleyingoufujinyixiaopianyiwu。luzeyanchuimou,xinshangbandiyongzhijianfuguoneizhanranlexinxianxueyedegoujian,
dongzuoqingroudexiangshizaicashiyijianyishupin。ranhou,tacongrongdijiangyinhuandelingyiduan,
guazailezijixikuyaoceyigetongyangcaizhi、shejiyinbidejinshukakoushang。qingcuide“kada”suodingsheng,
xiangxuangaolemouzhongcankudesuoyouquan。qinmiaomiaonaoziwengwengzuoxiang,ditoukanzheneichuantoubuliaodeyingou,
cipopiroudeyiyangtongchutixingzhetazheibushimeng,gengbushiyigexiaohua。tabeipoyiyizhongqurudezitai,
“gua”zailezheigenanrendeyaojian,
julijindenengwendaotashenshangneizhonghunhezheangguimuzhixiangdiaoheyisihuizhibuqudelengxingqixi。
tachengletade“huotiyaochikou”。2suishenguajiandequruzheiyitian,qinmiaomiaodeshijiechedilunxian。
tabeidongdi,yiyizhongcongweixiangxiangguodezitai,beiluzeyan“xiedai”zhe,shenrutashenghuodemeiyisifengxi。
judaerbinglengdehuiyishili,zhangtiaoxinghuiyizhuoliangcezuomanleqizhigeyidanwuyiliwaidaizhejingganqixidegaoguan。
yangguangbeishensechuanglianqiegechengtiaozhuang,luozaiguangliangdenengyingchurenyingdehongmuzhuomianshang。
taxiangzhibeitaokongneizangdewanou,quanzailuzeyanyuntiedexikukoudaili,buliaomocazhepifu,
meiyicixiweidedongzuodouzaitixingtaneigeyingoudecunzai。shixianshouxian,zhinengtouguokoudaibianyuandeyidianfengxi,
mianqiangkuijianneixiejiazhibufeidenanshipixiexiejian。luzeyandichenpingwendeshengyinzaitoudingxiangqi,
taolunzheshangyideshougouan。neixiebinglenghongdadeshuziheshuyuzaitaerbianwengwengzuoxiang,
rutonglaizilingyigeshijiedezaoyin。tanengganzhidaode,shitaxikuxiaweinuandetiwen,
yijigezhebuliaochuanlaidetaxiongqiangyoujielvdezhendong——neishitashuohuashishentidegongming。
zheiyuanbengaishuyurenleijiandeqinjin,cikezhirangtaweilizhenzhenfanjiao。koudailibiemen、hunan,
mimanzheshuyuzheigenanrendejiejingzhiwuroushunjiweidaohetashenshanghuizhibuqudelengganmuzhixiangdiao。
yisixiweidexuexingqijiazaqizhong,shitasuoguxiashangkouyinyinshenchudejieguo。meiyiciluzeyandezoudonghuozuoxia,
koudaisuizhijiyabianxing,neigechuantoutapiroudegouzibianchedongzhetadeshenjing,
dailaiqingxide、daizhexiushigandetengtong。wuxiushijianduanzan,
qinmiaomiaorutongtixianmuoubeidaiqudingjihuisuoneijianmingwei“liulimeng”deshemicanting。
judadeluodichuangwaishijingxinbuzhideyuanlinjingzhi,yangguangzaiangguidedujincanjuhetitoudeshuijingbeishangtiaoyue,
zheshechuciyandeguangmang。kongqilishiheisongludefuyuhegaojiniupaikaozhideyouzhixiangqi,
chunhoudelafeizaixingjiuqizhongtouchumirendeshenbaoshihong。yixiangbinyingdenannvdishengtanxiao,gongchoujiaocuo。
erqinmiaomiao,rutongyigeguiyidezhuangshipin,beiluzeyanxiuzhangdeshouzhiniezheyinhuan,
suiyidiguazailetaneizhishengmananhongseyeti、jiazhibufeideshuijinghongjiubeixianxidebeibingshang。
bingliangdebeibitiezheshentiyice,beibingdexixiaotuqiluodetananshou。beizhongshenhongdejiuyejulitazhiyoujilimi,
daoyingzhetaniuqubianxing、cangbaishishendelian。luzeyangujiefenmingdeshouzhinianzhegaojiaobeidedizuo,
oueryonglandiqingqinghuangdongbeishen,xinghongdeyetixuanzhuanzheguashangbeibi,
neiqingweidezhenzhanbianlikechuandaozhitaquanshendegujia。beibishangningjiedeshuizhubingleng,hualuodaotadepifushang,
rangtakongzhibuzhudifazhan。“tingshuoluzongpogezhaoleyiweixinzhuli?
”yigedabanjingzhidefujiaqianjinduanzhejiubeizoujin,xiangnaierwuhaodeweidiaonongyudeyouxieqinlvexing,
tapieleyiyanbeiguazaibeibingdeqinmiaomiao,yanshenlishihaobuyanshidehaoqiheyisiweimiaodeshenshi,
“guoran…henyouquni。”tadehongchungouqiyigejingxinjisuanguodehudu。luzeyanlianyanpidoumeitaiyixia,
manbujingxindihuangdongzhejiubei,shenhongdexuanwozaicichuxianyoupingxi。“yizhibijiaofangbiande‘guajian’bale。
”tayuqipingdandexiangzaimiaoshuyijianjiaju。qinmiaomiaobishangyan,shejianchangdaozijiyaopoxiachundexuexingwei,
daizhetiexiubandexianse。guajian?
taqingxidijidezaoshangrenshibuxiaozhangbatalingchudiantishineixianmudemaopaodeyanshen——“miaomiaojienizhenzouyun!
neikeshiluzongshenbiandeyihaoweizhia!”xianzaixianglai,zhifengcidelingrenzuoou。
zheizhong“suishenxiedai”dejizhihuangmiu,zhongyuzaiyitianzhongmougezuisimideshikedadaoledingfeng。
zhanzaikongkuanghuali、dengguangrouhedezongcaizhuanshuxishoujianwai,qinmiaomiaozhijuedezhoushenxueyedouchongdaolelianshang,
ermowengwengzuoxiang。luzeyanqueduitadejiongposhiruowudu。tadanshoutuikaileqizhongyijiangejiandemen,
menzhouzhuandongfachuqingweidediming。limiankongjiankuanchangdebuxianghua,
kongqizhongmimanzhedandandexuesongweigaojikongqiqingxinjiqixi。tajinquhoushenzhimeiyoufanshouguanshangneishanmen,
dijiangta——neigelianzheyinhuande“renxingguajian”——guazaileyiceqiangbiguangjiedeyinsebuxiugangmaojinguajiashang。
binglengdejinshuchugantouguoyiwuchuanlai。menjiuneimexuyanzhe,
waimiankuanchangxishoupenquyuzengliangdedalishidimiandaoyingzhetoudingnuanhuangdeguangyun。yuanchu,
shenzhinengyinyuetingdaobiedegejianchongshuideshengyin。tazhenggerenrutongbeidingzailezheili,
baoluzaisuishikenengbeichuangrudeshixianzhong。luzeyanjiuzaijibuzhiwai。
taxikudepidaikou、pidaichuanguopanhuanshidexiweixisusheng,douwubiqingxidizuanjintadeerduoli。
jiexialaideshuiliushengrangtaxiufenyusi,zhixiangbazijisuochengyigezhenjianbankanbujiandechenai。
“da…da…da…”gejianlijingmidezhishengzheishengyinzaihuixiang,qiaodazhetabengjindaojixiandeshenjing。
meiyicijiange,douxiangyigeshijineimemanzhang。tazhongyuzhenglihaoyiwu,xishoudeliushuishengduanzandixiangqi,
suijixiaoshi。tachouchuzhijincashishuangshou,fachudexixiaomocashengyexiandegewaicier。ranhou,
neizhigujiefenming、ganjingderutongyishupindeshoushenleguolai,niezhuleshufutadeneigeyinhuan。
zhijianbukebimiandicaguotashoubeidepifu,rutongdaizheweiruodianliudebingzhen。tameiyoukantayiyan,
xiangzhaixiayizhibuzaixuyaode、yongwandegouwudaiyiban,jiangtacongguagoushangquxia。yingouchedongzhepirou,
youshiyizhenxiweijianruidecitong。tachuizhetou,mamudibeita“shouhui”shouzhong。yitianzhongyujieshu。
ranerqinmiaomiaode“gongzuo”yuanweitingzhi。dangzongcaizhuanyongdiantizhidadixiatingchechang,
neiliangtongtiqihei、xiantiaoliuchangruliebaodelaosilaisihuanyingjingjingdengdaizheshi,
luzeyanbingweirutongxunchangguzhuduidaizhulibanrangtazuojinfujiahuohouzuo。baobiaogongshenlakailehouzuohouzhongdechemen。
cheneidingjizhenpideduteqiweihunhezhejidandelengqipumianerlai。luzeyanzuojinqu,
shentixianjinkuandashushidechezuoshenchu,zitaisuiyierzungui。tameiyoufangxiashouzhongde“yaochikou”。
qinmiaomiaoganjueyaojiandeyinlianyijin,zhenggerenbeitahaobulianxidizhuaileguoqu,shentishiqupingheng,
jihushishuaizaitayuntangbitingdexikubaoguoxiadedatuishang。gezheyicengbobodexizhuangkuliao,
nanxingtuibujinshidejiroulunkuoqingxikechu,neifenredutouguobuliaochuandiguolai,
hunzazhetashenshangneizhongyuelaiyuemingxiandeyuhoutaixianhunheteshuxiaodushuidelenglieqixi,
xingchengyizhongjiweiguaiyideganjue。
nengganjuedaotashentishenchuchuanlaiyizhongjiqiweiruo、danbingfeixintiaode、leisimouzhongjingmijixieyunxingdeguilvzhenzhan。
cheziqidong,yinqingshengdichendaojihutingbujian。chuangwaidechengshidenghuoyiliuguangdesuduxianghoufeishi。
cheneiyipianlingrenzhixideanjing。tabeipobaochizhezheigecepazaitatuishangdezishi,dongdanbude,
meiyicihuxidouxiaoxinyiyi,shentijiangyingrushi。yingousihucidegengshenle。jianaosihuyongwuzhijing。
chezizuizhongshiruyizuoweiyuchengshishenchu、yinmidexiangmougemimibaoleidesirenzhuangyuan。
houzhongdetieyidamenwushenghuakai,tunshilecheliang。lvzhirutongchenmodejuren,
zaijingxinshejideguangyuanxiatouxiajudade、niuqudeyingzi。
chezizaiyidongheihuisediao、fenggejijianbinglengdexiandaizhuyibieshuqiantingxia。tabeiluzeyanlinzheyinlian,
“xiedai”chuanguoketingbinglengdedalishidimian,raoguokongkuangdaojihumeiyouduoyujiajudezhuanjiao,
zuihoubeidaijinyijianwendugengdi、shenzhinengkanjianhaqidezhuanyongfangjian。zheilixiangshoushushideyanshen。
dingdengcanbaimingliangdeguofen,
zhaoshezheyichenburandegangzhigongzuotai、xiaodujuhemafangzhengqidegezhonghuaxueyaojipingzi。
kongqilichongchizheyigunongdehuabukaide、tiannizhongdaizhecibiweidaode——fuermalin!
qinmiaomiaodexinshunjianchendaolebingjiaozuidiceng。meiyourenhejieshi,burongrenhezhiyi。
tabeiqiangzhixingdianzuozaiyizhangbinglengdejinshuyizishang。yizigouzaoguguai,bianyuanyouyueshudai。
luzeyanjiekaitalingkoushufudeyingoushi,dongzuobingbucubao,shenzhichengdeshang“jinshen”,
danneibinglengdeyanshenquerangtamingbaizheijuefeiwenqing。gouzibeijiexia。suoguxiadeshang**luzaicanbaideguangxianxia,
weiweihongzhong,shenchudezuzhiyezaikongqizhongxunsuganhedailaijinbengdecitonggan。taxuanjinalaixiaodumianqiu,
niezijiazhu,jinmanlebinglengdefuermalinxiaoduye,zhijieanyazaitadeshangkoushang!
“si——”juliede、daizheqiangliehuaxueqiweide**shunjianchuantoupirou,zhuoshaoganzhizuangusui。
qinmiaomiaotongdedaochouyikouliangqi,quanshenmengdiyisuo,youbeibinglengdejinshuyibeizuzhi。
luzeyanquelianmeitoudoumeizhouyixia,fangfozhishizaichuliyijianwupinbiaomiandewuzi。
tazhuanzhudidingzheneichuxiaoxiaodeshangkou,querenlexiaoduxiaoguohou,caiyongyigeganjingdexiaoping,
daochuyidianbantoumingdeteshuyaogao。zhifuzhanleyidian,tumoshangqu。yaogaodaizheqiyideqinliang,
jihushunjianfugailefuermalindezhuotong。jiezhe,tanaguoyigequanxinde、daizhewujunbaozhuangdeyinsexiaogou,
dongzuoxianshuerwending,meiyouduoyudeyouyu,zaicichuantouletayijingyouxiehongzhong、fugaizheyaogaodeshangkoubianyuan。
xindeyingoubingliangcigu,fangfoliantongganggangpingxixiaqudetongganyeyibingdingsizaileneili。tachengletadeshouzangpin,
yigexuyaojingxin“baoyang”he“weihu”de……guajian。luzeyanshenshileyixiazhongxin“guazai”wanbidezuopin,
yanshenlimeiyourenheqingxu,xiangshizaijianchayigejingmilingjianshifouanzhuangdaowei。tazhuanshenlikai,
chenzhongdejinshumenzaitabeihouwushengdi、lengmodihelong。gejueleguang,yegejuelexiwang。
qinmiaomiaotanzaibinglengdejinshuyishang,fuermalindenonglieqiweiqiangdetajiyuzuoou。
suoguxiadexingouziheyaogaodebingliangganjiaozhizaiyiqi,tixingzhetayijingshenxianzaiyigezenyangfengkuangniuqudejingdi。
3mishijinghunshijiandegainianzaizheizuobinglengdelaolonglibiandemohubuqing。baitianqurudichongdang“suishenguajian”,
yewanzebeisuozaifuermalindebinglengqiweiheshangkoudebushizhongchenshui。zhichengzheqinmiaomiaode,
zhishengxiayidianwanqiangde、qiushengdebenneng,yijiyidiandianjinhushenjingzhide、buheshiyidefufeiyulengxiaohua。
taduizheneigexindeyingoubilegevzishou:“kan,xinpifu,yongbudiaoluokuan!vipdaiyu!nizhideyongyou!
”shengyinzaikongdangbinglengdefangjianlixiaosan,liuxiayipiangengjiasenrandesiji。gongsilichuanyanshenxiaochenshang。
neixietouxiangtademuguanghunzazheduji、tanjiuhebuhuaihaoyidechuaice。“zhenbuzhidaotayongleshenmeshouduan?
”“meitianxingyingbuli,lianshanggexishoujiandoudaizhe……luzongbuhuishidongzhengedeleba?
”chashuijianyadisangyindeyilunxiangximidezhen,zhaderenerduoteng。zheitianwuxiu,renshibudexiaozhangqiaoqiaolanzhuta,
yuanyuandelianshangxiemanbagua:“miaomiaojie,nidedangxindiane!shangzhouxinlaideqiantaixiaomeinv,neigejiaolishanshande,
caiganglaijitianjiuturancizhile,dongxidoumeinawan,lianyajindoubuyaole!renshidanganlilianxifangshiquanshixiao,
genrenjianzhengfaside……”xiaozhangcoudegengjin,shengyinyadejidi,daizhemouzhonglieqibandekongju,
“大家都在传,
leluzong……”lishanshan……yigemohude、cengzairuzhineitiancongcongyipiedeqingxiushenyingshanguoqinmiaomiaodenaohai。
yiguhanyishunzhejizhuiqiaoranpasheng。shenye。neishanchenzhongdejinshumen,
meiyouxiangwangchangyiyangzhunshifachukaisuodexiweishengxiang。qinmiaomiaozuozaifangjianjiaoluoneibaweiyideyingmuyizishang,
kunjuanhejingjuezaitatineilajuzhe。shijianyidiandianliushi,chuangwaishinongdehuabukaideheian,
jiangzhenggezhuangyuanwushengtunshi。fuermalindeqiweizaianjingdehuanjinglixiandeyuefacibi,tianniderangrenzhixi。
takaishijuedebuduijing。zheizhongbuanxiangbinglengdetengman,qiaoranchanraozhutadexinzang,yueshouyuejin。taqishen,
xiaoxinyiyidizoudaomenbian,pingzhuhuxijiangerduotiezaibinglengdejinshumenbanshang。waimianyipiansiji。
yisibuxiangdeyuganjuezhuleta。tayongjinliqituiletuimen,wensibudong。tayadishengyin,
shitanzhekaikou:“luzong?luzeyan?”shengyinzhuangzailengyingdejinshubiaomian,zhifachuchenmenwulidehuixiang。
yizhongbeishijieyiqidekonghuangshunjianjuezhuleta。bu,bushiyiqi。
tamengdifanyingguolai——luzeyangenbenjiubuhuiyiqita。tazhihui“tuoshanbaocun”。
jiuxiang……baocunyijianganggangwanchengchubu“chuli”deshouzangpin?zheigeniantourangtahunshenfaleng。
tademuguangrutongbeikundexiaoshou,zaibinglengdeqiushilifengkuangsousuo。qiangbicanbaiguanghua,
dingdenggudingzaitianhuabanshenchu,guanghuaderutongbingmian,genbenmeiyounengxiashoudedifang。
fuermalinrongyedepingzidaoyingzhetacangbaijiaolvdelian,xiangyigewushengdechaoxiao。
tademuguanghuransuodingleneizhangbinglengdejinshugongzuotai——yizhangluzeyanyonglaichulitadegongjutai。taimianxiafang,
bingfeijiandandezhichengtui,ershishejichengjigedaxiaobuyi、daiyoumimasuodechouti!
neishitazhiqianhulvediaodejiaoluo!xinzangkuangtiaoqilai,xueyebenyongdeshengyinzaiermolileigu。tachongguoqu,
dunxiashen。jinshuchoutibinglengjianying。
neige)、lushijituanchengliriqi、tachangyongdejigexiangmudaima……zhijianzaibinglengdeshuzianjianshangfeikuaitiaodong,
meiyicishuruhoudejingmodouxiangyicishibaidexuanpan。hanshuicongejiaohualuo。jiuzaitajinhujuewang,
shouzhiyinweiyonglieryouxiefadoushi,yigeguishishenchadeniantoushanguo。
tashurulezijibeiqiangxing“guazai”deriqi——yigebiaojizhetalunwei“huotiyaochikou”deqururizi。
“di。”yishengjiqiqingweide、querutongtianlaidedianziyin。zuizuoxiajiaoneigezuixiaodechoutisuokoushang,
youlvdezhishidengzhouranliangqi!choutiwushengdidankaile。qinmiaomiaoxinzangjihutingtiao。tazhandouzheshou,
shenjinneixiazhangde、shenbujiandideheiankongjian。zhijianchupengdaode,shiyibachenzhongde、binglengdeyaochi。
jinshudehanyishunjiancuanbiantadeshoubei。tayibazhuazhuta,rutongnishuizhezhuazhulefumu。
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