亲妈烧我录取通知书，我反手送她进监狱
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第1章
wohejifudenvertongshikaoshangledaxue。
danqinmatoutoushaolewodeluqutongzhishu，tashuojialiqiong，gongbuqilianggehaizi。
wobuganxin，hetamenkangzheng，zuizhongbeitamenxiayaomiyunmaijinleshanlimian。
zaineiliwobeizhemofengle，zuihoudongsizaiershiersuineiniandedongtian。
womengrancongchuangshangqilai，benyiweizheiyiqiezhishizaizuomeng，kegangjinchufang，jiukandaowomazaishaoluqutongzhishu。
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“weishenme，niweishenmeyaoshaowodetongzhishu？”
wojinganmangan，haishimeinengqiangjiuhuiwodeluqutongzhishu，wozhuazhewomawuliangzhendeshoujingjiao，suijimanxinjingkong。
zheihuazenmezheimeshuxi，nandaoneibushizuomeng？
womabeiwodejingjiaoshengheleyitiao，henhenpailewoyibazhang，“siyatou，yijingyizhade，chadianmeihesiwo。nifanzhengshangbuledaxue，liuzhetongzhishuyoushenmeyong......”
wowuzhenaodaiduokai，zhiwenta：“wokaoshangledaxue，pingshenmeburangwoshang？”
“shangdaxuebuyonghuaqiana，qianni？”wuliangzhenfanzhebaiyanshuo：“zanjiadeqingkuangniyoubushibuzhidao，jiukaozhenisunshuzhengdegongzi，gongbuqilianggedaxuesheng。shouxinshoubeidoushirou，nishijiejie，yinggairangzhemeimei，nishuoshiba？”
是个屁！
pingshiyejiubale，haochidehaochuandedourangworangzhe，shangdaxuekeshigaibianmingyundejihui，shinengrangdema？
genghekuang，wocaishitadeqinshengnver。
tazuilidemeimeisunxueyi，buguoshijifusundaquandaiguolaide，suannianji，yejiubiwoxiaolelianggeyue。
算哪门子的妹妹！
yiqianwoyecengjuedeweiqu，zhaowomasuku。
danwomashuotashirenjiadehouma，bunengduibuqirenjia，buranwairenhuichuotafeiguanzi，shuotazheihoumadangdepianxin。
neishihouwohaititananguo，shahuhudijuedewomayetingnande，shiwozuodebudui。
danzaimenglijinglileyizao，wocaimingbai，womagenbenmeiyouweinan，tazuozheyiqie，rangwoxishengleneimeduo，danchunjiushiweiletaohaoerhunzhangfusundaquan。
erqiewohaizhidao，chuleburangwoshangdaxue，sunxueyidexuefeitamenhaizhunbeizheluozaiwodeshenshang。
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womabeiwodingdehunshenbuzizai，taniuleniushenzi，xiangwoshuodao：“zheishinibieguaima，nishimashenshangdiaoxialaiderou，mahainengbupianzheni？xianzaiwaitoudoushuodushumeiyong，wojuedeshuodemeicuo，nikankancuntouhujiadayatou，chuzhongmeibiyejiuchuqudagongle，nikankanrujintamenyijiachuanjindaiyinde，qipaidehen，nibitahaokan，yaoshizaodianchuqu，kendingbitaqiang。”
dagongnengrangyijiarenchuanjindaiyin？
wozhenxiangwenwenwoma，wozheigekaoshang985degaokaosheng，nalixianggeshazi？
tahaiyaozaishuo，woshuo：“jiranjialimeiqian，sunshuzhengdeyebuduo，sunxueyiyebieshangdaxuele，genwoyiqiqudagong。”
tinglewodehua，womapigusihubeitangleyixia，tengdizhanleqilai，“xiaoyihaoburongyikaoshangdedaxue，zenmenengqudagong？”
wobeiqixiaole，“takaoshangdaxueburongyi，neiwojiurongyile？wojiugaiqudagong？kuangqie，tazhibuguokaoshangleyigeputongdazhuan，erwokaoshangdeshi985。”
“shenme985、986de，budoushidaxuema？”
womajianshuobutong，jiushuaqilewulai，zheishitayiguandejiliang。danwozheihuimeiyouguanzheta，xixijitajiangleliangzhedequbie，tingdewomalianshangbaiyizhenqingyizhen，doukuaichengranfangle。
woyiweizhongyubatashuotongle，meixiangdaotayijuhuajiurangwopofang。
“jiran985zheimehao，yaobunirangjixiaoyiqushangba。”
wodunjuedenaodaibeileipileyixia。
wogangcaiyezhenshihunletoule，dounengmaiqinshengnverqugongjinvshangdaxue，haiyoushenmehetazaishuodebiyaoma？
worenbuzhushanlezijilianggeerguang，dunshitounaoqingchule。
wochaowomaliezuixiaole，“nihaizhenshicongming，buguotongzhishubeinishaole，taxiangquyequbulea。”
womadunshishayan，xiangpiguzhehuoleside，zhejimanghuangdejiupaole。
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duirangsunxueyitiwoshangdaxuezheishi，womakegoushangxinde，yebuzhidaopaoleshenmeguanxi，wanshanghuilaideshihoumeizizide。
yiqihuilaidehaiyoudedaoxiaoxidesundaquanhesunxueyi。
wozhengzaitaomi，sunxueyishaojiandechaowoluchuxiaolian。
“jie，nirangwotiniqushangdaxue，zhenshitaihaole，woyidingyibeizijidenidehao！”
“nikankanrenjiaxiaoyiduodongshi，xiaoran，nidegennimeimeiduoxuexue。”womazaipangbianbangqiang。
sundaquanzeshuo：“nanengzheimebini？xiaoyigesanchawujiugenwojinchengqu，shimianjiandeduo，dongdeduoxieyezhengchangdema，dengxiaoranyihouqudagongle，yejiudongshile。xiaoran，sunshushuodeduibudui？”
对你爹！
wozhuazhezhuangtaomishuidepen，buzhidaogaibugaipozheisangebuyaoliande。
buguowohaiyoushixuyaotamenjieda，butinggaojieziji，xiaoburenzeluandamou，zairenyixia。
wojichuyigexiaolian，chongsundaquanshuo：“sunshushuodeshi，dengwochuqudagongzhengqianle，qiandoujihuilai，haohaoxiaoshunnihewoma。”
sundaquanhesunxueyitingwan，yanjingzuibadoumingxiandebuxie，zhiyouwomazaimeixinmeifeidixiao。
jiuzaizheishi，woturanwendao：“sunshu，kexiwodetongzhishudoubeiwomashaodiaole，xiaoyipashiqubuchenga。”
“neiyoushenmenande，wozheiyou......”womataiqishoulidedangandaiyaoshuohua，beisundaquanjilanzhule，taxiaozheshuo：“niyouzheigexinjiuhaole，fangxinba，sunshurenshiren，zheidoubushishi。”
“shima？neitaihaole！”wofuyandiyinglesheng，yanjingzaidangandaishangsaoleyiyan，jiujinchufangquzuowanfanle。
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zaimengli，tongzhishubeishaohoumeiduojiuwojiubeimaile，suoyiwoxianzaihaizhenbuzhidaomeiletongzhishugaizenmequshangdaxue。
buguogangcaikanwomadeshense，gujishangdaxuexuyaodezhengmingcailiaodouzaineigedangandaili。
zheiyeshixiawuwoguyitishirangsunxueyitiwoshangdaxuedeyuangu。
suiranwobuzhidaozenmeban，danrujinchenglesunxueyideshi，sundaquanzaizhenshangzhongxuedanglaoshi，tahuizhaomenlubangwobanhaode。
zheibu，yigexiawujiubantuole。
zhiyaotouzouneigedangandai，wojiuganjinlikaizheigejia，tiangaorenniaofeile。
buguoneidangandairucizhongyao，sundaquanhewomakendinghuifangzhewo，suoyiruhetouhaibunengzheji。
zhishianzhaomenglidejingli，zaiguojiutian，huiyoushanlilaiderenzhujinjiali，ranhouwobeixiayaomiyun，beitamendaizou，zuihoubeizhemosi。
suoyiliujiwodeshijianbingbuduo。
chiguowanfan，sunxueyizhaolitangzaishafashangdayouxi，sundaquanzuibayica，jiuquxiaomaipudamajiangle。
womaqujisunxueyizhulvdoutang，chumenqianhaibuwangxunchiwo，“biechile，bawankuaishoushile，zhucaoyebuduole，chenzhetianmeihei，ganjinqudayixiehuilai，biegennisiguidieyiyanglan。”
sunxueyishuleyijubisai，dashengrangrang：“chaoshenmechao，hairangburangrenhaohaowanyouxile！zhenshimeisuzhi！”
womaganjinjitadaoqian，henhendenglewoyiyancaichuqu。
wolenglengyixiao，weilebierendenvershijingzaotazijinver，zhenxiangzhidaotayihouhuiluodeshenmexiachang。
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qiyuedetianqi，baitiantaiyangbadimianshaidebailiang，yezhiyouwanshangyoufenghuiliangkuaidian。
sansanliangliangderenzuozaidarongshuxiachengliangxianliao，jianwotizhelankuangchumen，jiuwenwo：“xiaoran，tiandoukuaiheile，ganshaqu。”
“womarangwoqudazhucao。”
“zheimewanlehaiqudazhucao？tianheiyelukebuhaozou，mingtianzaiquyebuwan。”
woxiaoxiao，meiyoushuohua，jixuwangshanshangqu。
shenhouyilunshengbuduanchuanlai。
“hai，niyoubushibuzhidaotajiashigeshaqingkuang，youneiyangdema，tabuquzaban？”
“wuliangzhenzheilaoniangmenzhenbushiren，gebozhoudouyuande，jingwangwaiguai，zijiqinshengnverduohaoa，piaoliang，congming，feideyimenxinsibajiesunjiade，nishuozheibushijianma？”
“ai，sheishuobushini，yaoshixiaorantadiehuozhe，zanengrangtashouneimeduodezuini，nikankanzheihaizi，shoudexianggenmaxigan，chuandeyifudoushisunjiaguinvbuyaode，zaoniea！”
“shaoshuoliangjuba，yaoshirangwuliangzhentingqu，youdequnijianao。”
“wopata？taganqunao，wojiunaxijiaoshuipota。xiaorantadieqianyitianhaihaohaodegenwodazhaohu，shuiyijuejiukoubichuxuesile，sheiganshuomeimaoni？zheilaoniangmenpigunengganjingcaiguaini？”
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wobenlaiyijingzouchuqushiduomile，tinglezheihua，renbuzhuyouzoulehuilai，chaoshuohuadehudashenwen：“dashen，nigangcaishuowobazenmeside？”
wobasideshihouwozhenghaogaozhongzhuxiao，dengdelexiaoxidaojiadeshihouyijingxiazangle，tingwomashuoshidelejixingbing，rujinkanlai，haoxiangbushineimehuishi。
hudashentingwowenta，heleyitiao，lianmangbaishoushuo：“woxiashuode，nibazenmesidewozanengzhidaoni，dajiashuoshibushi？”
qitarenfenfenyinghe，kantamendeshenqing，sihudouzhidaodianshenme，zhishipazhanshangmafan，meirenganshuo。
wozhidaowenbuchushenme，zhuanshenxiangshanshangzouqu。
zhishishouzhongdeliandaobeiwowodejinjinde。
wobasideshihoukoubichuxuezheimezhongyaodeshi，womazhiqiandoumeigenwotiguo。
erqiewobacaizouleyigeyue，tajiubasundaquanlinghuilaijiehun，dangchuwojiujuedeqiguai，ruguodangshiwobafaxianleshenme，neijiuwanquanjieshidetongle。
kanlainadaodangandaiyebunengzou，haidenongqingchuwobadesiyinni。
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huidaojiayijingwanshangbadianduo，wojiangzhucaofangxia，jinwujiansunxueyibujianle，zhiyouwomakaozaishafashangkandianshi。
womataiyanpieleyixiashuo：“zenmecaihuilai？chufanglijiniliulelvdoutang，zijiquheba，yihoukebieshuonimawopianxin！”
womeizou，aizhetashenbianzuoxia，xiaoshengwen：“ma，wobashideleshenmebingzoude？”
womaxiangbeimafengzhele，mengdizhuanguotoulai，yinchenzhelianshuo：“shibushisheigennishuoshale？bietingtamenjiaoshegenlanzuibade，woshinima，wozuibuhuipianni。”
wozhazhayan，xiaozheshuo：“meirengenwoshuosha，jiushijintiandazhucaokandaowobadefenle，youdianxiangtale。”
tingdaowodehua，womadeshensemingxiansongchile，tapiepiezuishuo：“nibaneisiguidouzoulesinianle，huozhedeshihoumeibenshi，sileyoushahaoxiangde。”
“niyouxiangnibadegongfu，buruxiangxiangzenmezhengqian，nimeimeishangdaxuedexuefeihaimeizheluoni。”
woxinyidong，wendao：“tahaishiqushangdazhuanma？tingshuotashangdedazhuanxuefeibugao。”
“shangshenmedazhuan，xiaoyidangranshiqushang985le，sheihuifangzhejiaozichimantoua，neibushishazima？”
he，niyezhidaoneiyangzuoshishazia，kenibujiuzaizuoma？
beiwokandefamao，tashuo：“nineimekanwoganshenme，nimawohainengrangnichikui？wokeshiniqinma。”
woxinshuo，zheiqinmahaiburumeiyouni！
jiuzaizheishi，sunxueyicazheyanjingzoujinlai，tajiaodidixiangwomashuo：“wuyi，tingwotongxueshuo，xianchengjiameichaoshiyoulaileyipixinyifu，mingtiannipeiwoqukankanbei？”
shuohuajian，tachoulewoyiyan，xiaoxixishuo：“bawojieyedaishang。”
womaganjinshuo：“mingtianzanniangliangyizaojiuguoqu，kendingrangnitiaogemanyide。nijiebuyongqu，jialishengkouduo，taqulemeirenguan，dengmailexinde，nitiaoliangjianjiudejitajiuxingle。”
“neiyexing。”sunxueyichaowojijiyanjing，guzuokeaideshuo：“jie，mingtianjiuxinkunile，denghuitouniquwoyijulitiaoliangjian，ganjinbanizheishenhuanle，nikankan，yuanlaitaosedechenshan，rujindoubeinichuanchengbaisele。”
“hao，jiejiexiexienia！”wobudongshengsedishuo。
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diertianyizao，womahesunxueyidachequlexiancheng，sundaquanqichequlexuexiao，jializhishengwoziji。
wochenjibajialifanlegebian，yemeizhaodaozuotiankandaodeneigedangandai。
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