《开局被钓,后来我成了姜子牙顶头上司》 小说介绍
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congci,xuanyi,huozheshuo“xiaohong”,kaishiletazaijiangziyashenbiande“zuoqi”(shizechongwu/chubeiliang)shengya。
tadehuodongfanwei,jiushineigezhijingbudaoliangchidemupen,yijiouerbeijiangziyatizheweiba,quwangdemouchugengqiandeshuitan。meiqimingyue:“fangfeng”。
jiangziyasihuzhendehen“qiong”,zhudeshiheanbianlinshidademaocaopeng,chideshicuchadanfan,ouerdiaoshanglaidezhenyu,duobanyefangle,huozhenaquhuanlemiliang。duixuanyizheitiao“shenyu”,chulemeitianhuanhuanpenlideshui,quebaotahuozhe,yijixinqinghaodeshihouhuiduizhepenlidetaziyanziyushuoxiemomingqimiaodehua(birushenme“fengshenbangmingdankuaidingle”、“xiqineibianqixiangbucuo”、“wenzhongneilaoxiaoziyoucuile”),zaiwuqitateshudaiyu。
xuanyidabufenshijiandouchenzaipendi,jiazhuangzijishiyikuaiyouxiangfadeshitou。
tazaipinmingxishouzheweihuqiweideshuilingzhiqi,xiubuzheneibumanliehendeshenge。jinduhuanmandelingrenjuewang。dantabuganfangqi,zheishiweiyidexiwang。
tayecongjiangziyalingsuideziyanziyuzhong,pincouchuleyixiexinxi。fengshendajie?tingqilaijiuhenweixian。zheilaotou,sihuhaishiqizhongguanjianrenwu?xuanyigengjiajiandinglegoudaodidejuexin,juebubeijuanruzheizhongmafanshi。
ouer,yeshenrenjing,jiangziyashuishuhou,xuanyihuiqiaoqiaofushangshuimian,wangzhetianqiongneilunqinglengdeyueliang。cengjingdehuihuangyurujindeluopojiaozhi,judadeluochakenshizhetadeneixin。danhenkuai,tayouhuichenxiaqu,jixutaneimanzhangerkuzaodexiufugongzuo。
ren!bixuren!xiaoburenzeluandamou!
直到那一天。
毫无预兆。
yuanbenqinglangdetiankong,zhouranbeiyicengfenhongsedezhangqilongzhao。neizhangqidaizhetiannidaolingrenzuooudexiangqi,suoguozhichu,caomuxunsukuwei,heshuifanqiwuzhuodepaomo。
yiguqiangda、yinxie、chongmanlemeihuoyuhuimieqixideyaoli,rutongshizhidehaixiao,congyuanchugungunerlai,shunjianlongzhaolezhenggehean!
maocaopengzaiyaofengzhongjulieyaohuang,fangfoxiayikejiuyaosanjia。
jiangziyamengdicongdazuozhongjingxing,zhuaqikaozaiqiangbiandedashenbian(kanqilaijiushiyigenputongdemubian),yibutachumaopeng,mianseshiqiansuoweiyoudeningzhong。
“hefangyaonie,danganzaicizuosui!”tashengruhongzhong,shituwenzhuzhenjiao。
“咯咯咯……”
yizhenjiaomeirugu,queyoubinghancixindexiaoshengyouyuanjijin。fenhongsedezhangqifenkai,yidaomanmiaojuelundeshenyingkuankuanzouchu。
tashenpiqingsha,rongyanjueshi,yanboliuzhuanjiangouhunshepo,danneishuangmeimoushenchu,queshibinglengdeshayiheshixuedexinghong。
九尾妖狐,妲己!
“jiangshang,nizheilaobuside,duozaizheiweishuizhibin,zhenyiweinengtaoguobengongdefayanma?”dajiqingxiaozhe,yuzhixianxian,zhixiangjiangziya,“jinri,bianqulenidexingming,weiwojiejiaodaoyou,chuqunizheibanjiaoshi!”
huayinweiluo,tashenhoumengditanchushutiaojudade、maorongrongdebaisehuwei,rutongqingtianjuzhu,xiedaizhesiliekongjiandekongbuliliang,chaozhejiangziyahenhenchoulai!
yaofengsinve,feishazoushi!
jiangziyalianseyibian,shouzhongdashenbianhuichu,daodaoqingguangzhanfang,yuneihuweiyinghanzaiyiqi!
轰!轰!轰!
juxiangzheneryulong。qingguangyuyaoqifengkuangduizhuang,yisandenengliangjiangdimianzhachuyigegeshenkeng,heshuibeijiqishuzhanggaodelangtao。
jiangziyasuiyoudaofazaishen,dashenbiangengshizhuankeshenling(duiyaoxiaoguoshaoxun),danmianduixiulianqiannian、faligaoshendejiuweihu,mingxianluolexiafeng。tabeidadejiejiebaitui,hushenqingguangjulieshanshuo,zuijiaoyiranyichuleyisixianxue。
mupenzaijuliedenengliangchongjixia,zaojiufandaozaidi。
xuanyisuizheneidianqianshuibeipozainidili,tajinjintiezhedimian,jinliangjianshaocunzaigan,neixinfengkuangqidao:“da!shijingda!zuihaoliangbaijushang!budui,shizheihulijingganjingandiaozheilaojiahuo,ranhouhulvewozheitiaowugudexiaoyu……”
tayidiandoubuxiangbangjiangziya。zheilaojiahuobatadangzuoqi,dangchongwu,haijiaota“xiaohong”!cichoubugongdaitian!
然而,事与愿违。
jiangziyayigebushen,beiyitiaohuweisaozhongxiongkou,zhenggerenrutongduanxiandefengzhengbandaofeichuqu,zhongzhongzazaiyuanchudedimianshang,zhengzhalejixia,jingyishimeinengpaqilai。dashenbianyetuoshoufeichu,luozaiyibian。
“heng,buguoruci。”dajiqingmieyixiao,lianbuqingyi,zouxiangsihushiqufankangnenglidejiangziya,yanzhongshajibilu,“zheijiusongnizheilaoguishangfengshenbang!”
tataiqishou,fenglidezhijiashanshuozhehanguang,duizhunlejiangziyademeixin。
wanle!zheilaojiahuoyaowandanle!xuanyixintouyijin。jiangziyasile,zheihulijingxiayigehuibuhuishunshoubazijizheitiao“lingqichongpei”deyujiniesi?
jiuzaizheiqianjunyifazhiji。
yexushichuyuzibaodebenneng,yexushibuganxinjiuzheimemomingqimiaodipeizang,yexushicancundeshenzhizunyanzaizuihouyikezuosui……youhuozhe,shineisuilieshengeshenchu,shuyushuishengonggongdeyisibuquyizhi,beizheijuejingjifa。
xuanyi,zheitiaopazainininglide,buqiyandejinhongseliyu,mengdizhangkailezui。
bushiqiurao,bushijinghu。
tazhishi,chaozhepangbianyinweizhandouyuboerxiongyongjidangdeweishui,qingqingdi,tuchuleyigepaopao。
yigehenxiao,henbuqiyan,zaimantianyaofenhehongmingshengzhong,jihukeyihulvebujide……shuipaopao。
neipaopaohuanghuangyouyou,piaoxiangfanyongdehemian。
zaijiechuheshuidechanei——
“嗡……”
zhenggetiandi,fangfojingzhileyishun。
下一刻!
yineipaopaoluodianweizhongxin,weishui,zheitiaopingriwenshundeheliu,fangfobeizhuruletaiguhonghuangdekuangbaoyizhi,zhouranfeiteng、paoxiao、pengzhang!
wubianwujideshuiyuanli,congheliu、congdadi、congkongqizhong,yiqiansuoweiyoudesudufengkuanghuiju!
buzaishijuanjuanxiliu,ershihaohanwangyang!
轰隆隆——!!!
wanzhangjulang,haowuzhengzhaodibadierqi,zhetianbiri!neibuzaishiputongdeshui,ershiyunhanzhegulaoshuishennuyiyuquanbingdexiantianzhenshui!hunzhuodelangtaozhong,yinyueyouwushushuizuxuyingzaisihou、paoxiao!
julangrutongyiwanpituojiangdeyema,yicuihuiyiqie、yinmiewanwudeqishi,chaozheanshangdedaji,chaozhetadailaidemantianfensezhangqi,chaozhetashenhoushixiansuojideyiqie,putiangaididixijuanerqu!
shuimanchentangguan?bu,cike,shishuimanweishuizhibin!
dajilianshangdemeixiaoheshayishunjianninggu,querdaizhideshiwubiandejingkonghenanyizhixin!taganshoudaoleneijulangzhongyunhande、zuyiweixiedaotashengmingdekongbuliliang!neishiyuanzishanggushuishendehuanghuangtianwei!
“不——!!”
tazhilaidejifachuyishengqilidejianjiao,jiubeineihuimiexingdejulangcheditunmei!
fenhongsedezhangqirutongyangguangxiadebingxue,shunjianxiaorong。yaohudehuanyingzainutaozhongzhengzha、posui。
hongshuiguochu,yipianzeguo。
zhishengxialangtaobenyongdehongming,xiangchetiandi。
anbian,ganggangzhengzhazhezuoqilaidejiangziya,mudengkoudaidikanzheyanqianzheiwanruomorijianglindejingxiang,shoulidedashenbianwanglejian,baixushangzhanzhedenidianyewangleca。
tademuguang,huanhuanyixiangneitiaoyijiupazainidili,fangfozhishitulegewuliaopaopaodejinhongseliyu。
xuanyiyesihuyouxiefaleng,kanzhezijizaochengdezheipianlangjie,yuyanlishanguoyisimangran,suijiyouxunsubeiyizhong“laozizhongyuniubile”dekuangxihe“haoxiangwandale”deaonaosuoqudai。
tashuaileshuaiweiba,jianqijidianxiaoshuihua,shitubiaoxianchuyizhong“jicaowuliu”dedanding。
jiangziyadingzheta,kanlehenjiu,henjiu。
ranhou,laotouroulerouyanjing,youtaoletaoerduo,zuihou,yongyizhongjiqifuza、hunhezhezhenjing、huangran、houpayijiyisi……gengjianonghoudexingqudeyuqi,nannandao:
“xiaohong……nigangcai……tulegesha?”
xuanyi(huozheshuo,xiaohong)neikansisuiyituchudeyijipaopao,yinfadequeshigaitianhuandibandekongbujingxiang。
wanzhangzhuolangpaikong,guoxiezhetaigushuishendecanbaoyizhi,jiangfangcaihaibukeyishidejiuweiyaohuliantongtaneimimiyaofen,yikoutunmei。hongshuinuhouzhexiangsimianbafangbenteng,anbianjiangziyaneikeliandemaocaopengliangexiangdongdoumeiyou,jiubeinianchenglejifen。shixiansuoji,jinchengwangyang。
shuiyuanlidekuangbaoyongdong,shenzhiyindongletianxiang,wuyunhuiju,diansheluanwu,yudimiandeshuizeyaoxianghuying。
玄羿自己也有点懵。
tazhishiyishiqingji,diaodonglezheixieshiritoutoujizan、shituxiufushengedeneidianzikelianshenli,bennengdixiangyaozibao,huozhe……zuiduoshijineihulijingzhaodianmafan。
sheinengxiangdao,xiaoguozheime……kuazhang?
zheizhendeshitagande?tazheitiaolianhuaxingdouzuobudao,tiantianzaimupenligouyancanchuandefeishenyu?
canposhengeshenchu,sihuyoushenmedongxibeichudongle,yisiweiruoquechuncuideshuizhibenyuanqixiliuzhuankailai,rangtazaizheihuimiexingdehongliuzhonggandaoyizhongqiyideshushiyuzhangkonggan。fangfozheitaotianhongshui,benjiushitashentideyibufen。
dantahaimeilaidejizixitiweizheizhongxuanmiaoganjue,yigunanyiyanyudexuruoganjiumengdixilai。jiuxiangshibeirenchouganlegusui,yanqianzhenzhenfahei,lianbaiyixiaweibadoujuedechenzhongwanfen。gangcaineiyi“pao”,jihuzhaganletahaoburongyiwenyangchulaideyidianjiadi。
“kuidale,kuidale……”taneixinaihao,tanzainishuili,lianweichi“jicaowuliu”dedandingdouzuobudaole,huoxiangyitiaobeishaitoudexianyu。
erlingyibian,jiangziyazhongyucongjudadezhenjingzhonghuiguoshen。
tawushilezhoushenshitoudelangbei,muguangrudian,sisidingzainidilineitiaoniantoudanaodejinhongseliyushenshang。neiyanshen,buzaishikanchongwuzuoqidesuiyi,yebushikanshicaidekaoliang,ershichongmanletanjiu、huangran,yijiyisi……jiandaobaoledezhuore。
“xiaohong……”jiangziyadeshengyindaizhedianbuyichajuedeshaya,tamanmanzouguolai,dunxiashen,yuxuanyideyuyanpingshi,“nigangcai,tulegesha?”
xuanyilianfanbaiyandeliqidoumeile,youqiwulidigunongleyiju,daiqijigehunzhuodeshuipao:“……jiu,yigepaopao。”
“yigepaopao?”jiangziyatiaomei,shenshouzhizhezhouweiyipianlangjiedezeguo,“nengbaxiulianqianniandejiuweihuzhijiechongmeiyingle?nengbaweishuigaodexiangshigonggongtalaorenjiaqinzilailetang?”
tingdao“gonggong”erzi,xuanyideyuqiweimiaodidoudongleyixia。
jiangziyabuzhuodaolezheigexijie,yanzhongjingguanggengsheng。tabuzaizhuiwen,ershishenchulianggenshouzhi,xiaoxinyiyidijiangxuanyicongnishuililinqilai,yebuxianzang,zhijiechuaijinlezijishiluludehuaili,zhirangtadeyutouluzaiwaimian。
“cidibuyijiuliu。”jiangziyazhanqishen,muguangsaoguoxiongyongdeshuimian,youwangxiangchaogefangxiang,mianseningzhong,“dajisuibeijitui,danweibiyunluo。naochuzheimedadongjing,jingdonggefangshibirande。”
tabuzaidange,yegubushangquzhaoneibuzhibeichongdaonaliqudedashenbianhejiadang,bianmingfangxiang,tazheshuilang(suiranyouxieliangqiang),xunsulikailezheipianyichengfeixudehean。
xuanyibeichuaizailaotouhuaili,ganshouzheneibingbukuanhoushenzhiyouxieluorendexiongtangchuanlaideweiweizhendong,xinqingfuzadaolejidian。
quruganyijiucunzai,dansihu……danleyixie?bijing,gangcaisuanshijianjiejiulezheilaojiahuoyimingba?tashibushigaiduizijikeqidian?zhishao,biezaijiao“xiaohong”le!
raner,jiangziyaxianranmeiyoulikegaimingdedasuan。
tayilujixing,zhuantiaohuangpixiaolu,zhidaoyuanliweishui,jinruyipianmangmangcangcangdeshanlin,zhaodaoyigeganzaoyinbideshandong,caitinglexialai。
jiangxuanyifangjinshandongliyigetianranxingchengde、jizhexiexuyushuideshiwazhong,jiangziyayi**zuozaipangbiandeshitoushang,zhangzhangshulekouqi。takanqilaipibeibukan,xiongkoubeihuweisaozhongdedifanghaizaiyinyinzuotong。
yishijian,shandonglizhishengxialiangren(?)cuzhongbuyidehuxisheng。
chenmoliangjiu,jiangziyalvxiankaikou,dapolejijing,yuqishiqiansuoweiyouderenzhen:
“haole,zheilizanshianquan。xiaohong,zanmenliaoliao?”
xuanyipaozaiqingliangdeyushuili,shaoweihuifuleyidianjingshen,wenyanmeihaoqidishuaileshuaiweiba,jianqijidishuihua:“liaoshenme?liaonizenmejiwoqizheimegepomingzi?”
jiangziyabeiyeleyixia,baihuziqiaoleqiao,sihuxiangxiao,yourenzhule:“mingzibuguoshigedaihao。laofugengxiangzhidao,ni,jiujingshishei?huozheshuo……nishigonggongdenayibufen?”
xuanyixinzhongyizhen,yuyanjingtidimiqi。zheilaojiahuo,zhidaodebushaoa。
jiantabuda,jiangziyaziguzidishuoxiaqu:“gonggongnuchubuzhoushan,shenhunjulie,anlishuozaoyixiaosanyutiandijian。danshuishenquanbingteshu,wanshuibumie,zeshenxingnanxiao。youyilvzuiweihexindeshenhunzhuanshi,bingfeibukeneng。zhishilaofumeixiangdao,huizhuanshicheng……zheibanmoyang,haiqiahaobeilaofudiaoleshanglai。”
takanxiangxuanyidemuguang,daizheyizhongpouxibanderuili:“nishenliweiruo,shengeposui,fangcaineiyixia,yingshiyindonglecancundebenyuanzhili,jieweishuizhishi,caibaofachuneibanweili。danyeyinci,xiaohaojuda,pashishangjigenbenleba?”
全中!
xuanyineixinanjing,zheijiangziyakansiluopo,yanlihejianshiqueduladehen。zaitamianqianzhuangshachongleng,sihumeishenmeyiyile。
tachenmopianke,zhongyumenshengkaikou,daizheyizhongpoguanziposhuaideyiwei:“shiyouruhe?bushiyouruhe?laofurujinhuluopingyang,luozainishouli,yaoshayaogua,jigetongkuai!”
“shani?guani?”jiangziyayaoyaotou,lianshangluchuyisigaoshenmocedexiaoyi,“ruozhenxiangshani,dangchudiaonishanganshi,nijiuyijingshipanzhongcanle。laofuliuzheni,ziranyouyongchu。”
“zuoqi?”xuanyilengheng。
“neizhishiwanxiaozhiyan。”jiangziyazhengsedao,“fengshendajieyiqi,tiandishajichongying,wanwujieweiqizi。laofufengyuxugongfazhi,zhizhangfengshenbang,daitianfengshen,kansifengguang,shizebubushaji。jinridajilaixi,bianshimingzheng。”
tadunledun,muguangzhuozhuodikanxiangshiwazhongdexuanyi:“nishenweiqianshuishenzhuanshi,suishenlibufuwangxi,danshengebenzhiyouzai,duishuiyuanlideganzhihezhangkong,yuanchaoxunchangxianshen。zaizheidajiezhizhong,shiyigubukehushidebianshu。”
“suoyini?”xuanyijingtidiwen。takebuxiangjuanrushenmefengshendajie,tingqilaijiumafandeyaosi,weixianxishujigao。
“suoyi,womenkeyihezuo。”jiangziyatuqiongbijian。
“hezuo?”xuanyixiangshitingdaoletiandadexiaohua,“nibawodangzuoqi,guanzaipenli,jiaowo‘xiaohong’,xianzaigenwoshuohezuo?”
“ciyishibiyishi。”jiangziyalianpijihou,mianbugaise,“zhiqianbuzhinigendi,zhidangnishigeyoudianlingxingdejingguai。rujinjizhinishishuishenzhuanshi,zirandaiyubutong。hezuo,hulihuhui。”
“zenmegehulihuhuifa?”
“laofukeweinitigongbihu,zhuniduobitianting、yaozunaizhiqitajiyunishenxingzhirendezhuibu。tongshi,jinliweinixunzhaonengxiufushenge、huifushenlidetiancaidibaohuojiyuan。”jiangziyakaichutiaojian,“ernixuyaozuode,bianshizaiguanjianshike,rujintianzheiban,zhuwoyibeizhili。dangran,bingfeirangnibaibaichuli,meicixiangzhu,doukezhesuancheng‘gongxian’,yongyihuanqunisuoxudeziyuan,huozhe……huanqunideziyou。”
自由!
zheilianggezi,xiangshiyidaojinglei,pizhonglexuanyi。
tagouyancanchuan,renrufuzhong,weideshishenme?bujiushiweileyouchaoyirinengzhongjushenge,huifuziyou,zaizhangwanshuima?
jiangziyadehua,wuyichuozhongletaneixinzuishendekewang。
jianxuanyisihuyidong,jiangziyayoumanyouyoudijialeyiju:“kuangqie,niyiweinirujinhainengdushanqishen?jinrinidongyongbenyuanshuishenli,jituidaji,xiaoxichizaohuichuankai。daoshihou,nizhei‘xiangbobo’,kongpahuichengweisanjiezhongduoshiliyanzhongde‘tangsengrou’。meiyoulaofuzheifengshenbangzhuchirendeshenfenbihu,ninengduodaojishi?”
xuanyidexinchenlexiaqu。jiangziyashuodemeicuo。gangcaineiyi“pao”,shishuangle,danyechedibatabaolule。yihouzaixiangananwenwenduozaihelidangxianyu,pashinanle。
hezuo,sihuchenglemuqianweiyi,yeshizuiyoudexuanze。
suiranzheihezuofang,shigeyongzhigoudiaoyu、qimingfei、haichadianbatadunledelaotouzi。
judadequruganheduiziyoudekewangzaineixinjiliejiaofeng。zuizhong,lizhi(hepasi)zhanjuleshangfeng。
tashenxiyikoushui(ruguoyunengxiqidehua),chenshengdao:“hezuokeyi。danyoutiaojian。”
“讲。”
“diyi,buxuzaijiaowo‘xiaohong’!jiaowoxuanyi!”zheishizunyanwenti!
jiangziyacongshanruliu:“keyi,xuanyi。”
“dier,woyaoyigezugouda,lingqizugouchongpeideshuiyuzuoweijusuo,bunengzaishimupenhuozhexiaoshuiwa!”
“ke。laofuhuiliuyiheshididian。”
“disan,zhunikeyi,danbunengshisongsidexingwei。woyouquanpanduanweixianchengdu,bingbaoliu……zhanlvexingzhuanyidequanli。”
jiangziyazuijiaochouchuleyixia:“……ke。”(zheiyuhaitingximing。)
“disi,xiufushengesuoxudeziyuan,nibixujinlixunzhao,budefuyan!”
“份内之事。”
“diwu……”xuanyidunledun,yuyanlishanguoyisijiaoxia,“jiranhezuo,diweipingdeng。yihounibudezaijiangwoshizuoxiashuhuozuoqi,xuyidaoyouxiangcheng!”
jiangziyadingzhetakanlebanshang,huranhahadaxiao:“hao!haoyigexuanyidaoyou!bianyini!”
xieyi,jiuzaizheijianloudeshandongli,koutoudacheng。
xuanyi,zheiweiqianshuishenzhuanshi,zhongyuzanshibaituole“chongwuyu”he“beiyongzuoqi”deshenfen,shengjiweilejiangziyade“hezuohuoban”。
suiranqiantuyijiuweibu,qiangdihuansi,fengshendajiedeyinyinglongzhaosifang,danzhishao,taweizijizhengqudaoleyidianzhudongquan,heyifenmiaomangdexiwang。
tapieleyiyanzuozaipangbiandiaoxiyungongdejiangziya,xinzhongancun:“jiangziyaajiangziya,danyuannizheilaojiahuoshuohuasuanhua。ruoganzaikengwo……heng,xiacitupaopao,kejiubujinjinshishuimanchentangguanneimejiandanle!”
erjiangziyabimuyangshen,xinzhongyizaipansuan:“gonggongzhuanshi……suishigemafan,danyonghaole,bianshiyizhangjiqiangdedipai。fengshenzhilu,bianshuyouduoleyifen,youqu,shizaiyouqu……”
jiangziyadaizhetadexin“daoyou”xuanyi,yilujixing,zhuantiaohuangpixiaojing,zuizhongdidaleyichuzangyushenshanyouguzhongdejianloujusuo。jijianwaixiedemaocaowu,weizheyifangwuqiyinyun、lingqimingxianbiwaijienongyubushaodehantan,suanshiyoulegeluojiaodian。
“xuanyidaoyou,cidijianlou,danshengzaipijing,zheihantanyemianqiangnengziyangshenhun,zanqieweiqunile。”jiangziyajiangxuanyixiaoxinyiyifangrutanzhong,dongzuojianjingdaishanglejifennandedekeqi。
xuanyiyiruhantan,bianjueyiguqingliangjingchundeshuilingzhiqibaoguoerlai,suiranyuanburuxirishenyu,danbineipomupenqianglehezhiwanbei。tashufudibailebaiweiqi,lianrilaidebiequzongsuanxiaosanleyisi,zhengxiangduanqidian“daoyou”jiazi,shuojijuchangmianhua……
“jiang——zi——ya!!”
yishengbaohe,rutonghandijinglei,zhaxiangzaiyoujingdeshanguli,zhendetanshuidouyangqilebowen。
zhijianzhongjianneijianzuidademaocaowumenbanbeimengdichuaikai,yigeshenyingrutongxuanfengbanchonglechulai。neishiyiweitigedunshi、miansehongrundefuren,shenzhecubuyiqun,yaojianweizheyitiaoyouliangweiqun,zuizhayandeshitashoulineibinghanguangshanshan、zuyoubanbeizhangdehoubeikandao!
mashi,jiangziyadefaqi,cikeliumeidaoshu,yanhanshaqi,jibujiuchongdaojinqian,muguangxianshizaijiangziyashenshangyisao,suijijiusisidingzailehantanlineitiaoyichangxingmudejinhongseliyushenshang。
“haonigeshaqiandaodelaodongxi!jitianbujianrenying,yihuilaijiuwangzheitanzilirengtiaohualihushaodeyu?zenme,shixianlaoniangzuofanbuhaochi,zhunbeizijikaihunle?haishidasuanxueneixiesuanwenrenyangyufuyongfengya?!”mashishengruohongzhong,tuomoxingzijihuyaojiandaojiangziyalianshang,“wogaosuni,meimen!zheiyukanzhejiufei,zhenghaojialimeihunxingle,nalaiduntangzuishizibu!”
shuozhe,tashouzhongkandaoyihui,daiqiyidaoefeng,zuoshijiuyaowangtanzililao。
xuanyihedehunfeiposan,gangcaineidianqieyishunjianyanxiaoyunsan,chiliuyixiajiuzuandaoletandiyikuaishitouhoumian,neixinfengkuangpaoxiao:“jiangziya!zheiyoushishenmelushu?!ganglilehuliwo,youjinmuyechadechufang?!nizheilaopifudaodikaobukaopu!!”
“furen!furen!shouxialiuyu!shibude!wanwanshibudea!”jiangziyayigejianbushangqian,yegubudeshenmexianfengdaogule,lianmanglanzhuzijiafuren,jishengdao,“zheiwei……zheiweishixuanyidaoyou!bushixunchangyuxian!”
“daoyou?”mashidongzuoyidun,huyidikanlekantandineituansesefadoudejinhongse,youkanlekanyilianjiaojidejiangziya,chixiaoyisheng,“jiangziya,nimobushizaiwaimianzhonglexie?haishiehunletou?guanyitiaoyujiaodaoyou?tayaoshinidaoyou,neishanxiadelaowangbaqibushinishizun?”
“furen!nitingwojieshi!”jiangziyayadishengyin,quenanyanyuqizhongdezhengzhong,“zheiweixuanyidaoyou,naishishanggushuishengonggongzhuanshi!jinrizaiweishuibian,duokuitashizhanshentong,yindongwanzhanghongtao,jituileneijiuweiyaohudaji,fouzelaofuwopashihuibulaile!”
“gonggong?zhuanshi?jiuta?”mashiyanjingdengdeliuyuan,xiangshitingdaoleshijianzuihuangmiudexiaohua,tazhizhexuanyi,“haijituihulijing?jiangziya,nibianhuanghuayedagecaogao!zheiyuchuleyansesaobaodian,nadianxiangshenxian?wokantalianlaowangbadoudabuguo!”
xuanyizaitanditingdezhenqie,qidechadianyikoulaoxue(ruguoyuyouxuedehua)penchulai。shikeshabukeru!tamengdicongshitouhoucuanchu,fushangshuimian,chaozhemashidefangxiang,yunqicancundeshenli,nulirangshengyinxiandeweiyan:
“wuneifuren!xiudefangsi!laofu……woxuanyi,zhizhanghonghuangwanshuizhishi,nizuyeyeshangzai……”
tahuahaimeishuowan,mashiquexiangshibeidianlehuodepaozhang,chedizhale!
“haowa!haizhenchengjingle!huimarenleshiba?!”tafeidanmeipa,fanernuqigengsheng,kandaozhizhixuanyi,“gangenlaoniangchongdabei?haiwozuyeye?wokannishihuoniwaile!jintianbubaniduochengyurong,laoniangjiubuxingma!”
yankanfurenjiuyaobaozouxiashuilaoyu,jiangziyahedeliandoubaile,sisibaozhufurendeyao:“furen!lengjing!lengjinga!xuanyidaoyou!nikuaishaoshuoliangjuba!”
xuanyiyeshayanle,zheifurenbuanchanglichupaia!tingdaoshuishenmingtoubunatoubianbaiyejiubale,zenmehaigandongshou?!fanjianfurenrujindouzheibanbiaohanlema?!
jiuzaizheijifeigoutiao、yituanhunluanzhiji,mashiqueturantingzhilezhengzha。taxiangshixiangdaoleshenme,lianshangdenurongshunjianshoulian,querdaizhideshiyizhongjiqiguguaidebiaoqing,hunhezhejingming、suanjiheyisi……nanyiyanyudexingfen。
tatuikaijiangziya,zhenglileyixiayijin,zoudaotanbian,dunxiashen,zixidaliangzheshuizhongdexuanyi,neiyanshen,buzaishikanshicai,gengxiangshigudongshangrenkandaolejueshizhenpin,dutukandaolebishengdepaidi。
“ni……zhenshishuishenzhuanshi?”mashideshengyinpinghelexialai,quedaizheburongzhiyideshenwenyiwei。
xuanyijinghunweiding,xiayishidihuida:“zi……ziranshizhende!”
“gangcailaotouzishuo,nidatuiledaji?”
“……略施小计。”
mashiyanjinggengliangle:“yejiushishuo,nihennengda?tebieshi……genshuiyouguande?”
xuanyibeitakandehunshenlinpiandouyaodaoshuqilai,yingzhetoupidao:“……dingshengshiqi,fanjiangdaohai,yifeinanshi。”suiranxianzaizhishengchuiniudezibenle。
“hao!henhao!”mashimengdiyipaidatui,zhanleqilai,lianshangxiaokailehua,fangfokandaolewushujinguangshanshandeweilai。tazhuantouduiyilianmengdejiangziyashuodao:
“laotouzi!nizheihuizongsuanganlejianzhengjingshi!zheiyu……bu,xuanyidaoyou,zandehaohaogongzhe!”
jiangziyahexuanyitongshilengzhule。
mashishuangshouchayao,yiqifengfadikaishibushu:“congjintianqi,zheihantanjiushixuanyidaoyoudezhuanshudaochang!ni,jiangziya,fuzemeitianjidaoyouhuanshui、shulishuimailingqi!wo,fuzedaoyoudeyinshi……ebu,shigongfeng!tingshuoshenxiandouyaoxianghuogongfeng,zanjiameixianghuo,danwozuodelinggubingziyeshiyijue!”
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