摆烂招黑
《摆烂招黑》 小说介绍
zhurengongjiaoyanluoxinxieyingdidexiaoshuojiaozuo《bailanzhaohei》，tadezuozheshiyanluoxinxiedeyibenyanqingleixiaoshuo，neirongzhuyaojiangshu：duonianqiancengyouyizexinwen，jimingxiaohaiyinrengleyixiemeihewanyoukuangquanshuipingzaishanli，congeryinfashanhuo，jiushizheiyiyuanli。……...
《摆烂招黑》 第3章 免费试读
「gongxigeweiyifenhaozu，jiexialaijiushitongguoyigebipinlaiyingquwuzibao。」
「xianshiyixiaoshishengchuyiduigouhuo，lvxiandianranhuoduizhekexuanquyihaobao，wuzizuiweifengfu，sanhaobaowuzizuishao……jishikaishi！」
budebushuo，zheigejiemuhenyoutiaozhanxing。
meidianshengcunjinenghaizhenshiwanbuxiaqu。
jiweijiabinfenfenxingdongqilai。
woqushenhoudeguanmulinlizhaoleyixiekuyeyuganshuzhihoufanhui。
faxianxieyingdiyehuilaile，tazhengduizheshexiangdejingtoukankanertan。
「zuanmuquhuoyouhaoduozhong，yuanshirendechunshoucuobukequ，meiyouliangxiaoshicuobuchuhuoxinglai，yiluokuishianyaquhuofangshinenghenkuaiquhuo，danzhuangzhitaifuza，suoyiwocaiqugongshilajucuocaofa，yejiushideyezuichangyongdezuanhuofangshi。」
deyeyubeiyeshiguowaideyewaishengcundaren。
buguozaiwoyanli，yejiuneiyang，santianejiudunfanzhengwoshizuobudao。
xieyingdijiangshuzhiyumantengzuochengerhugongdemoyang，zhongjianchanshangyigenganshuzhi，youjiangshuzhidizaiyitiaoganshuganshang。
xianglaerhuyiyangqianhoulaju，shuzhijiuzaishuganshangfeisulaihuizuandong。
再看黄老师那边。
tazailinzilizhaoleliangkuaishitouchulai，tongyangduizheshexiangjizuojieshao。
「zheigedaoshihuoshandao，wogangcaizhaoleyiquan，zhaodaoliangkuaidaihuangsewenludeshitou，woxiangxinzheidangzhonghanyouliuhuang，zhiyaobutingdimocajiushishengchuhuolai。」
guoranshiyulequanzhishangdetianhuaban，buzouzuanmuquhuodeluzi。
wangxiaogedaizaiyuandibuzhisuocuo。
kanshenqinghaoxiangshixiangfangqi，fanzhengzuoyubuzuodoushilingwuzizuishaodesanhaobao，daoburujieshengdiantili。
wotuiletayiba：「shuaige，qujianduoxieganshuzhihuilai，shengxiadejiaojiwo。」
wangxiaogebanxinbanyi，aiyuyoushexiangzaigenpai，tahaishimangliuleqilai，anwosuoshuoqujianshuzhi。
woduizhejingtoudakoudakoudiheshui。
shoujidanmuli，chuxianleyipiantucaosheng——
buzhidaoqiushengjiemuzhongshuihenbaoguima？zheiyanglangfei，wanyihoumianbufashuizenmeban？
guoranshixiaobai，bumingbaijiemuzuweishenmehuizhaozheiyangdelvchalaishangjiemu。
loushangdexiaoxiaoqi，tajiushilaidanglvyede。
wobuyiweiran，jiangpingzilideshuiquanbuhewanzhihou，fangzaijiaoxia，congpingdikaishimanmandicaiya。
咔嚓！
塑料水瓶被我踩扁。
woyouyongshouduipingzizuonieyounie，niechengleshangtuxiatudeyuyanzhuang，ranhoudaohaibianjiangpingziguanmanshui。
cishi，wangxiaogesuibianjianlejigenganshuzhihuilai，jianwoyongbiandeshuipingbutingdidiaozhengjiaodu。
tadunshiyanqianyiliang：「tutoujingjujiao！」
是的。
zaimeiyouhuozhongyudianhuoshebeideqingkuangxia，tutoujingjujiaoshizuikuaidequhuofangshi。
duonianqiancengyouyizexinwen，jimingxiaohaiyinrengleyixiemeihewanyoukuangquanshuipingzaishanli，congeryinfashanhuo，jiushizheiyiyuanli。
wojiangjiaodianjujichengzuixiaozhihou，baochibudong。
yifenzhonghou，wenduda 40 sheshidu。
sanfenzhonghou，wendugujichaoguo 100 sheshidule。
wufenzhong，kuyekaishimaoyan。
dangchuxianhuoxinghou，woshiqilingyipiankuyedazaishangmian，xiaoxinyiyidiyongzuichuiqi。
蓬！
yidaohongsedehuomiaocuanqi，kuyebeichedidianran。
woxianyanpikanxianglengzaidangchangdewangxiaoge：「shuaige，jiashuzhihuiba？shengxiadejiujiaojinile。」
qishenpailepaichentu，kanxianglingliangzu。
xieyingdituoquwaiyi，luchuzhuangshuodebeibang，zaixiyuedegulixiabutingdilaerhushizuanmuquhuo，neimailideyangzi，genzaijianshenfangfengkuangduanlianyoudeyipin。
erhuanglaoshineibianzemantoudahandiyongliangkuaishitoubutingdimoca，zuilininandao：「zenmehaibuchuhuohua？bukexueya。」
shoujidedanmulizaoyifeiteng——
gangcaishuozhibochijianpandemafanchulaiyixia。
zheiyanluoxinkaigualeba，duibuqi，wodiguleta。
kanwanzhenggeguocheng，wozenmejuedeyanluoxinyiqiandelindaiyushizhuangde。
wangyouzhishangyigengxindianping：zheibenxiaoshuobailanzhaoheizhenggegushijiuxiangdianyingyiyang，yigegehuamiangoujianlezhenggezuopin。gushihenmeihao，kanleyiyouweijin！
wangyoushoubuzhudekongchengdianping：zuozhejiayoua，woshishuyuneizhongyinzangzaibeihoudezhichizhe，meitianjiudengzhongwudelianggeng，yuedaohoumianyueshuanga，queshizhidetuijian。