《重生后,女友和富婆被搞疯了》 小说介绍
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《重生后,女友和富婆被搞疯了》 第一章 免费试读
第一章
我重生了。
shangyishi,kongzhijiqiangdenvyoutiantianbiandiwo、rumawo。
weilebawoxunfu,talianhebierenrangwochijinkutou。
neirenyangzhedexiaobailianwuyiweiwoqiangletadeweizhi,bawodasizaixuedili。
zhonghuoyishi,tamenhaiyiweiwoshigenuoruodefeiwuni!
wokeshiyiwaibangdingrenyuantaishanxitongderen!
01
yizhengyan,wohuidaolezaihaidilaogongzuodeshihou,shangyishiweixiewodefupowangyuezhengyongbuhuaihaoyidemuguangcongtoudaojiaodaliangzhewo。
“xiaoshuaige,jiwomentiaoyiduanzuijinhenhuodeneigekemusanyaobei,xixi。”feipangdenvrentianletianzuichun,wendao。
“nimenhaidilaobushixianglaidoushuofuwutaiduhaoma?”
wozaitadeqianglieyaoqiuxia,renzhenuhuotiaoleyixiaoduan。
tajingqidiheileyisheng,turanmozhuwodeshou,youbuanfendiwangxiayouzou。
woshuaikaitadeshou,qingjinbaotiao。
wangyuebusixindimoshangwodedatui,haiyongliroulerou,“xiaoshuaige,moyixiazenmele?nimennanrenjiuzheidianchuxia?”
wangyueyikouyigenanren,bawomenzheixiedagongrenshuodexiangshiyechanglideyaziyiyang。
“niganshenme?!saoraoa?!lairen!lairen!”wozhengzhazheshuaikaitadeshou。
wangyuejianwobushiqu,chaowotulekoutuomo,“pei!nimenzheizhongnandexuezheizhongwu,bujiushilaigouyinnvrendema?zhuangshenmeqingchun?”
“wokana,nijiuheneizhongzuoyechangdeyaziyiyang!”wangyuedeshengyinjuxiangliang,fangfotacaishineigebeisaoraoderen。
woyixiajuexinglerenyuantaishanxitong,shuangtuiyideng,zhijiefeiyuecanzhuo,tielianjilewangyueyigedazuibazi。
haidilaoqitatongshizaiwobeisaoraodeshihouchongerbuwen,tingdaoqingcuideerguangshengbianxunsuweileguolai。
wangyuewuzhelianhaimeifahua,tadeneiweixiaobailiannanyoulinyongnawandongxizhefanhuilai,buyoufenshuojilewoyibazhang。
“nipingshenmedajiejie?!nigenanhulijing,bieyiweinizheimezuonengyinqitadezhuyi!”
dage,youbushisheidouxiangniyiyanghuijianqianyankai?!
wohuodonglexiashouwan,“dage,shinijiejiexiansaoraowodehaoma?buxinwomenchajiankong!”
“查就查!”
chajiankonghualewufenzhong,linyongzhengzhengmalewowufenzhongdehulijing。
taneizhanghuazhuanghuadejingzhidelianbiandetonghong,kexiangerzhi,weilemarentashifeileduodadejinger。
监控结果不言自明。
danzaixiaobailianlinyongdejieduliquebushizheimehuishi,tazhizhewodebizima,“ninandaojiumeicuoma?nitiaoneimesaolisaoqidewudaobujiushixianggouyinwodajiema?”
“beiwodajiemole,xinlikendingshuangdehenba?haizhuangshenmejinchi!”
“wogaosuni,wodajiekanbushangnizheizhongmaide!”
weiguanrenqunfachuzezedeshengyin:
【zheishishenmexiaobailiana......】
【wodoukuaitule......】
“zijibujiushigexiaobailian,zenmehaoyisishuobierende.......”
woheleyisheng,lianshuaileshigebazhangzailinyongdelianshang。
“ni!woyaotousuni!banimendejinglijiaolai!zheigefengnanrenzenmegandawo——”linyongdaizheyipangdetongshijiushiyidunshuchu。
wowojinquantouchaoxiongkouchuileliangxia,zuilifachuaoaodehoujiao,yigesaotangtuibaxiaobailiansaozaidishang。
“啊啊啊——”
chentajianjiao,woxianglinxiaojiziyiyangbatalinqilai,pazaitaerbianshuo,“niyiweisheidouxiangniyiyangxihuandajieni?”
“jintianjiusuanshitianwanglaozilailewodoudeshanni!”
linyongbeiwoyihou,hedesesefadou,tazhengzhazhexiangdajieqiujiu,“jie!jie!nishuojuhuaya!”
“nishuojuhuaya——jie——”
“**milaogongnishuojuhuaya~”woxuezhetadeyangziyinyangguaiqidixuezhe。
wangyuemizheyan,tiantianzuichun,yifuhaobuguanxindemoyang。
tongshiyouzaiyipangjiaoshegen:
【mayazheinvde,zigeeryangdenanmobeidalehaizheimedanding......】
【nimeikandaotakanheludeyanshenma?bachengshikanshangtale。】
【maya,youqiandedajiewandeshizhendehua。】
02
linyongqidehunshenfadou,tabugulianmiandidahandajiaoqilai,henkuaiyinlailedatangjingli。
jinglilijieyigejianbuchongguolai,buwenyuanyou,xianjikerenpeilexiaolian,bamuguangzhuanxiangwoshi,zhijiejilewoyibazhang。
“给客人道歉!”
“nanhaizizenmezheimebuziai!gukeshishangdidongbudong!”
wopuchixiaoleyisheng,fanshoujilelijieyibazhang。
“guangguzhexiulitaliang,daowangjishoushinile。”
womendezheiweidatangjingli,jinzungukeshishangdideshouze,tiaokemusanzheizhongtuweiwudaojiushitaqianglieyaoqiude,tingshuoyouxiebukenxuederen,haibeitakekoulegongzi。
lijiewuzhelian,zhizhewonininilebantian,“nijiwogundan!biezaizheiliganle!”
正有此意。
woyibachexiagongzuopai,zhijieshuaizailijielianshang。
“zheipogongzuo,goudoubugan。”
linzouqianwohaichaolinyonghetaneigeshadajiebilegezhongzhi。
“nijiwodengzhe!woyaonihaokan!”linyongehenhendifanghua。
03
worouzhetui,hengzhexiaodiaohuilejia。
meixiangzhewohuitiqianhuijia,jianwolianshangyouyuqing,womadanxindezhoulemei,“xiaolu,nizenmetiqianhuijialeya?”
“zheilianshangzenmeqingle?beisheidale?woquzhaotaqu!”
wogangxiangkaikoujieshi,zhuzaiwojiadenvyoukebodeshengyinjiu**laile,“jiuzheidianxiaoshang,gujishinalibuxiaoxinkezhepengzhele,meishenmedabulede~”
tawangxiangwobadezuijiaowanwande,zhuanxiangwomadeshihoujiubaichuyifusiyuliankaishishuluo,“niyitiandaowanxiacaoshenmexina?”
“wogaosuni,bietiantianhenierzinianzaiyiqi!nierzishiwode!”
“nikankanchulewo,haiyousheiyuanyijiajinierzi!”
.......
nvyouzaiwomamianqiandiediebuxiudibiandiwo,shenzhifanchulejinianqiandejiuzhang。
wobiebiezui,buxiangzaiwomamianqianfazuo。
womagangadenaolenaotou,tamomowoetoushangdeyuqing,qingshengshuodao,“jialimeixiaodudedongxi,bachuqumaidianha。”
wodiandiantou,musongwobachulemen,yuguangzhongqiaojianwomadeliansetieqing。
womaqianjiaogangzou,nvyoujiuhuanlefushense,taqinnidizaiwoshenshangcenglaicengqu,jiaoxiudao,“baobei——nibiehenineigematiantiandaizaiyikuaima!womenbatasongdaoyanglaoyuanliqu,guoerrenshenghuogaiduohaoa?”
“wojiuxiangwomenlianggezaiyiqima。”
“chulewo,haiyousheihuiduinibulibuqia?”
呃,这很难评。
woyuanxianhaiyiwei,nvyoumeiyouanquanganshizhengchangxinli,kemeixiangdao,tajingranbianbenjiali,youshihoubujinyanyushuluowoma,haidongshoudata。
shangyishi,woweizhetagenlewojinian,bianhenxiaxinlaizhuangzuokanbujian。
zheiyishi,wojuedingbuzairongren,wozhidandandishuoleyigezi,“gun。”
nvyoudiyicijianwoduitashuozhonghua,wowudongyuzhongdebiaoqinggengchentuochutaxianggetiaoliangxiaochou。
tapofangle,damadao,“niganjiaowogun?!”
“nijintianchicuoyaole?henineigemayiyangexin!fanren!”
“wogaosuni,zhiyouwoyuanyihenizaiyiqi!nihaibuzhizu!”
wojixumianwubiaoqingdikanzheta。
nvyouqijibaihuaidiketinglichonglaichongqu,tacongchoutilitaochuyipingguoqidianfu,zhijiepozaiwonaomenshang。
“laoniangjintianjiuyaojinihaokan!”
“rangnibaizhengzijideweizhi,kankanzijiyouduofeiwu!”
taqidefafeng,kuangkuangduizhewojiushishandazuibazi,shanzuibazibujieqiqu,haixiangbawodenaodaizhuangdaoqiangshangqu。
shangyishi,wobingchizhebunengdanvrendeyuanzedixian,jiusuanbeidadeshenshangmeiyikuaihaodier,yebuhuihaishou。
woqingjintuqi,moleyibalian,turanbayanjingdengdelaoda。
renyuantaishanxitong!juexing!
wozaishafashangtiaolaitiaoqu,yibaqiangguodianfusaijinnvyouzuili,youtiaodaotashenshangkuangkuangshantadazuibazi。
“nifengle!nizaiganshenme!woshinvpengyou!woshinvpengyou!”womaaoaodajiao。
“nizenmegandanvren?nizheishijiabao!jiabao!”
woxixiyixiao,shoushanglidubujian,“xianzaizhidaonishiwonvpengyoule?”
“bieshuowoshininanpengyoule,wokannimeibawodangrenkanya?”
“rangninaoguaziqingxingqingxing!”
“看拳!”
wobanvyoucongketingzoudaolechufang。
zheijiaojiabaoma?bu,zheijiaozhengdangfangwei!
nvyoudehaojiaoshengxiangchelezhengdonglou。
04
menwaituranchuanlaichaochaorangrangderensheng,suizhierlaideshijudadechuaimensheng。
“何路!滚出来!”
啧,是小白脸林勇。
hezhequanguoaidongshoudedoulaiwojialaidahuilaile。
wogangyikaimen,xiaobailianchadianbashexiangtouchuowolianshang,“zhibojiandejiarenmenkankan!zheijiushigouyinwodajiedenanhulijing!”
“shangcizaihaidilaotiaowugouyinwodajiebeiwofaxianhaidongshoudawo!”
“nikankan,bawoliandoushanzhongle!”
“jiarenmen,wodaidianrenlaitaogegongdaobusuanguofenba?”
xiaobailianbukuishixiaobailian,haidaodayipa。
woyijingnengxiangxiangdaofangundezhibojiandanmuyouduoshaofengyanfengyu。
bieshuoshizhibojianle,zuolinyousheweiguolaiderenqundoukaishiqieqiesiyu。
【buhuiba,zheinandepingshikanzhehenlaoshia......】
【zhirenzhimianbuzhixina......】
wonvyougangkaishihaiduozaifangjianlibukenchulai,yitingdao“gouyindajie”zheisigezi,xiangshidedaoleshenmezhaohuan,fengyibanchonglechulai。
talazhuxiaobailianlinyongdeshou,hekanjiantaerjiumasideshuluo,“shenme?tahaibuanfendigouyinbieren?!”
“wokeshitanvyou,tajingranxiangjiwodailvmaozi?!”
kewonvyoudebiaoqingfenmingbushishangxin,yebushihuaiyi,gengduodeshiyilianhuaixiang。
guobuqiran,tajiexialaijiukaishibiandiwo,“tazheigerenjiushigebaiyanlang!woduitahao,tahaixiangzhewairen!”
linyongyitinggenglaijingle,tawozhuwonvyoudeshoureleiyingkuang,“meicuo!tajiushi!jiemei,yangzheimegenanhulijingzhenshirangnishoukule!!”
呃,这很难评。
wodenvyoujingrangongranzaidahuomianqiankongsuwoshihulijing,haiheqifuwoderenyikuaiwuruwo。
kewodexinzaoyijingxiangshaleshinianyudezhenbanyiyangleng。
zhengdangwofachoushibushiyaozhuangrenyuantaishanlaipochukunjingshi,weiguanqunzhongliyougerenzhanlechulai:
【worendezheinande!dangshiwoyezaihaidilaoli!】
【zheinandedeneigeshenmejiezijixiansaoraoxiaolu,beixiaoludaleyihouhailaifanyaoyikou。】
【真不要脸!】
renqunzhale,dajiadebiaoqingdoubianhuanmoce。
wolingjiyidong,guizaidishangturankaishidaku,“mingmingshinidajiexianmowodeshou,youmowodedatui,wofankangyixiazenmele?”
“tahaiwuruwoshuowoshimaide,wozhaosheiresheilewo.......”
“wohaibunengfankangle?”
“wofankangleyouyaobeinida,woshizaoleshenmeniea......”
wojingzhandeyanjiyixiazhengfulequanchang。
linyongqideliansefabai,tazhengbiandao,“neiyeshinitiaowutiaodetaisaole!jiushigouyinren!”
“sheijiahaorenhuidangfuwuyuanhaitiaowua?!”
嘿,上钩了。
renqunlibuxianrenaodezhengyidamalikekaishizhizhidiandian:
【zheihuashenmeyisia?】
【shinihenineigedajiedewentiba?】
【还倒打一耙?】
05
linyongzaiyibiannininilebantian,jiejiebabajizhibojianjieshi,yemeijieshichugesuoyiran。
zheizhongjuemiaodejihui,yedehaohaojiwonvyouyongyong。
jingleiyixiang,lingyiweibaiyanlangshanliangdengchang!
wobaozhuwonvyoudedatuikuangku,“woshininanpengyoua!!nizenmerenxinzheimemaninanpengyou?!”
“nibujinmawo,haimawoma,feishuoyaobawomasongjinyanglaoyuan!”
woaoaodajiao,chuixiongdunzu,haijiweiguanqunzhonghezhibojiandejiarenmenyizhangtexiejingtou,“wonvyouzhangqicpuwo,gezhongdawomawowo,nimenkan,woshenshangjiumeiyikuaihaodi!”
“wodou,wodoubeibichujingshenfenliezhengle!”
“aaaaa——touhaotong——”
wokudebitipaokukuwangwaimao,zaidishangfangunlaifangunqu。
nvyoubeiwochuochuanlezhenmianmuhou,yindezhongrencemu。
【tianna,ganggangzheigenvdeyizhibianditaduixiang,wojiujuedebuduijing......】
【nayouhaidongshoudarendeya?】
wonvyouzuihaomianzi,tingdaozheixiehua,lianseyinchendenengxiayichangbaoyu。
林勇还在疯狂解释。
erwomiaozhunshijijixufafeng,yigeliyudatingtiaoqilaichuaifeilelinyongdeshouji。
tadeshoujizailiwobuyuanchushuaichengleheiping。
“ni!niganshenme!nigejiannanren!”
“hailengzheganma,zhibomeile,jiwodaa!”xiaobailianzhaohudaiguolaidejigeshoujishencaidedixiong,rangrangzheyaoduiwodongshou。
hehe,sheidasheihaibuyidingni!
qizhongyinandechaowohuiquan,woyigeshanduo,zhijiedawonvyoulianshangle。
“yaosiani!gandawo!”nvyoubeiremaole,daizheshoujiyidunhuou。
wozezaicihuashenrenyuantaishan,yibasaozhousaobiantianxia。
wozailoutijianfeiyanzoubi,dongtaoxicuan,neixiegerengenbenmeijihuizhuazhewo。
daoshilinyongdetoufabeiwojiaohelehaojici,huoxianggejiwotou。
wofeilaifeiqu,pazaitaerbianlaileju,“nizheigeyangzi,nidajiebuyaonige~”
“nidajiexihuanbiedexiaoshuaigege——”
“aaaa!woyaoshaleni!”xiaobailianzhale。
整个楼道鸡飞狗跳。
xiaobailianfazhefeng,zhuantouzhuangshanglemaiyaohuilaidewoma。
womadelianseyinchendekepa。
06
“naoshinaodaowojialilaile?woyijingbaojingle!buxiangzuolaoganjingun!”
dagaishiwomaqihongleyan,linyongyitingbaojingjimangzhaohuxiongdikuaisucheli。
womayikaimen,duizhewulideyipianlangjietanlekouqi。
nvyouxianyibugaozhuang,taduizhewomajiushiyidunshuluo,“laotaipo!doushinierzigandehaoshi!”
“tazaiwaimiangouyinbiedenvdebeirenjiajialirenzhaoshangmen!doushita!”
“nimenyijiazidoushifeiwu!”
yijiuzuijiandexiangrangrenchoutayibazhang。
danwomashitiandixiazuihaodemama,tatanlekouqi,diyicifanbolewonvyoudehua,“goule,pingshinimawo,woyejiubuhenijijiaole。”
“keshiwoxiangxinzijidehaizishibuhuiwuyuanwugugouyinbiedenvren!”
woyigedananrendeyankuanghongle,chulegandong,gengduodeshikuijiu。
kanzhemuqindebaifa,heshenshangyidaoyidaoruoyinruoxiandeshanghen,wodexinyinyinzuotong。
xiayimiao,womahaishidanxinqiwolai,“dannizailoudaolifeiyanzoubideyangzishizaibuxiangshizhengchangdezhuangtai。”
“rangwoxiangxiangnidainiqukanxinliyisheng,haishizhaorenqumo?”
 
                 重生后,女友和富婆被搞疯了
                                重生后,女友和富婆被搞疯了