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meiyigerenguanxinshoushangdeerzi。weilewuruwo,babaguyizhuangbing,laogongbiwoguixiaxiangtaqiujiu。
tamengoujitiaoqiang,zhaorenbangjialeerzi,shujinshilaogonggongsiyizhoudeyingyee,laogongqueshuo:「taiguile,
silejiusileba。」wofengcidewentayaoshiyangnvdehaizini?taquebikoubutan。tamenweizhuangdetianyiwufeng,
dankexiwoshizhongshengde。wocongtoudaoweidouzaipeitamenyanxi,rangtamendejihuayibubuchenggong,ranhoukaishifanji。
zuihoubababeiwosongjinjingshenbingyuan,wobasishengnvdejiandingbaogaorengjita,xiaozhewenta:「nicainidehaonver,
daodizhibuzhidaosheishitababa。」1jintianshibabaweilinchuchujubandetiandingyan,
woqianzhebasuideerzixiaomanzoujinleyanhui。huichangcuntucunjin,yikanjiushishixinde,
buxiangwojiajilinzhouneitiandepeijiajinzhuan,beizayixiajiuaochuyigedakeng。linchuchuchuanzhegaodinglifu,
niuzhe**kaojinlewo:「jiejielaila~」wobeitadeweiyinexindao,
meishenmehaoliansedekanzheta:「gongxinia,dechangsuoyuan。」linchuchuxiaole,tamozheyipangbaifangdehongjiuta,
tiaoxindao:「jiejiecaicai,lingegegenbabashigengxihuanni,haishigengxihuanwoni?」tayiyongli,
hongjiutapilipaladeshuaizaidishang,zafeidesuipianhuashanglexiaomandeshouwan。woganjindunxia,
sixiayikuaiqunbaixizailexiaomandeshouwan。linchuchuchixiaoyisheng,taijiaocaizailewodequnbaishang。womeikanjian,
yiqishen,「sila」yisheng,qunbailiedaoledatui。wochenzhelian,naqizhuoshangcanliudehongjiupozailetadelianshang。
「zenmelezheishi?」babadeshengyinchuanleguolai,linchuchudongdeyishengshuaizaidishang,bishangleshuangyan。「chuchu!」
babadajiaoyisheng,puguolaibalinchuchubaozaihuaili,taitouzhiwenwo:「zhixia,zheishizenmehuishi?
nizenmenengpochuchuni?」woqixudekanzheta:「baba,nixiangxinwoma?shitaxianqifuwogenxiaomande。」
babawenroudekanzhewo:「zhixia,nishiwodenver,wokendingxiangxinni。」「danshiniyetaibudongguijule,
zheizhongchanghezenmenenggenmeimeidongshou?zheishidiuwomendeliana。」woluomodeditou,
yingshengdadao:「zhidaolebaba,woyihoubuhuizheiyangle。」babaxiaole:「zheicaishibabadehaohaizi。」
「chuchu!」xiaozhoucongrenqunlipaolechulai,yilianxintengdebalinchuchubaozailehuaili:「bofu,
wodaichuchuquyiyuan。」xiaomanminzhechun,weiqubabadezhuaizhuta,taiqishouwanjitakanshangkou:「baba,
xiaomanyeshoushangle。」linzhouyibadadiaolexiaomandeshou:「womeikong,zhaonimamaqu。」
tabaozhelinchuchuzhejimanghuangdezoulechuqu,zhongrendemuguangluozailewogenxiaomanshenshang,yiweishenzhang。
wodaizhexiaomanhuilejia,bashangkouchulihao,yongshabubaoleqilai。xiaomanpaxiaozhoubuxihuanta,
yushirenzheshouwandetengtong,nazhelabihualeyifuyijiarenqilerongrongdehuamian。xiaozhouhenwancaihuilai,
xiaomankuzuolexujiu,kandaotahuilejia,manxinhuanxidebazijiliwuzhanshijita:「baba!wohuadee,
haokanma?」xiaozhoufuyandekanleyiyanhua,zhuanshenzouxiangshufang:「haokan,biefanwole,zhaonimamaqu。」
xiaomanzhuizhetazouleguoqu:「baba,xiaomangenmamazaizheishangmianqianmingla,babakeyiqianyigema?」
「zheiyangwojiujuedebabashiaiwomende。」「doushuolewomeikong。」xiaozhoubunaifandezhoumei,
shenshoutuiletuixiaoman:「nimamani?yaonimamayoushenmeyong?」xiaomanliangqiangzhe,
chouchoutitidekuleqilai:「baba,nishibushibuxihuanwogenmama?
woshibushiyaobianchengmeiyoubabadehaizile。」xiaozhoubeitadekushengchaodenaodaishengteng,shoubuzhuyibacheguohuazhi,
zaishangmianqianlemingzi,suishourengzailelajitong。「ganjingun。」xiaomancalecayanlei,
conglajitonglibahuajianqilai,zhuanshenpaohuilewomenlianggedewoshi。tabahuasaidaowoshouli,puzaiwohuaili,
menmendeshuo:「mama,babaweishenmezhixihuanchuchuayi,buxihuanwomenni?」woshouzhihuaguoxiaozhoudeqianming,
mouguangandan:「yinwei…babashigehuaidan。」wobaxiaomanhongshuizhe,yijingwanshang10dian24le。
woxintengdecadiaoxiaomanyanjiaodeleishuihou,zoudaolechuangbian。zhuozishangmamadeyizhaozaiyueguangxiafanzherouhedeguang,
zhaopianlidetazaiwenroudeduiwoxiao。wobayizhaonazaishouli,congdizuokouchulaiyigeupan。wowozheupan,
kanzhemamadezhaopian,renbuzhudiaoleyanlei:「mama,wohuiweinibaochoude。」2babadeshentiyixianghenhao,
zicongbuzaipaidianyinghou,yeyizhiyouduanlianshenti。danshijintianqueturanxingengzhuleyuan,
yishengzhijiexialebingweitongzhishu。wocongconggandaobingfangdeshihou,linchuchuyijingdaole,tatiexindeweibabahezhou,
babacixiangdekanzheta,yipaifucizixiao。wokesouyisheng,chenmodezoujinlewuli。babaguzuoqingsong,
danhaishiyangaibulelianshangdebingtai,taweixiaodekanzhewo:「zhixialaila?」wobeiguoshen,
dishengchuoqiqilai:「baba…ni,zenmehuizheiyang。」babayankuanghongleqilai,
youyanleizailimianpanxuan:「haohaizi,shenglaobingsi,zheiyoushenmede,zhiyaonihaohaode,
babashenmeyihandoumeiyou。」wokuhanyisheng,puguolaibaozhuleta:「baba,mamayijingsile,
niyeyaoliuwoyigerenma?」「ai。」babarenzheyanlei,wennuandedashoufumozhewodenaodai,
wushengdeanweiwo。bingfangmengazhiyisheng,xiaozhouzouleguolai。woturanxiangqileshenme,
jimangzouguoquzhuazhutadeshou:「xiaozhou,nishoudixiayouyijiayiyuannengzhiyuxingengduima?」「duia。」
「neitaihaole。」wocalecayanlei,potiweixiao:「babayoujiulebabayoujiule。」
xiaozhoukanzhewoxinghongdeyankuang,turanjiueliedexiaole:「xiangrangwojiubofu?neihaoa,
niguixialaijiwokegetou,wojiujiuta。」wolengzhu,yanleixuzaikuangli,jiujiubuluo。
babajuliedekesouqilai,tongshichezhesangzidahan:「xiaozhou,nishenmeyisi?」「bofu。」
xiaozhouxiaodejiqibiantai:「womeibiedeyisi,wozhishihaimeijianguozhixiaqiuwodeyangzi。」
babaqidepokoudama,tagengyanzhekanzhewo:「zhixia,zanshenjiadeguqibunengdiu!wojiubuxinchuletaxiaozhou,
zheigeshijieshangmeirennengjiuwole!」「guainver,qianwanbuyaoqiuta,tajiushizaixiuruwomena!babahouhuia。
」babakuleqilai:「babakancuoleren,bugaibanijiajizheimeyigebiantaide。」
babaliangliangqiangqiangdepaxiachuang,zhuaizhewodeshouwan,juerandexiangwaizou:「zhixia,babadainiquminzhengjulihun!」
womengdichekaitadeshou,zhanzaineiliyaozhetou,kudesixinliefei:「baba,meishijianle,
niyijingbingweilebaba。」babayanleiyidun,wuzhexinkouxiangyaozaiquanwo。womeidengtakaikou,
putongyishengguizailexiaozhoumianqian:「wo…woqiuqiuni,qiuqiunijiujiuwobaba!」
yishengbiyishengxiangdeketoushengxiangleqilai,wowojinshouzhang,yanleipadapadadiaozaidishang。「aaaa。」
babaliuzhelei,bengkuidepudaowoshenqian:「shanver,nizheishiganshenmeya。」wokudehunshenzhandou:「baba,
wozhiyounile,wobuxiangshiquni。」xiaozhouchixiaoyisheng,
shisheyibandeyongjiaotiletiwodetou:「nizheifuyangzi,kezhenhaokan,kanzainizheimezhenchengdefenshang,
wojiubanglezheigemang。」babaqidehunshenduosuo,zhizhexiaozhoujiubatamazoule。
zaiyipangdanglexujiutoumingrendelinchuchu,deyidekanlewoyiyan,fuzhebabayoutanghuilebingchuang:「baba,
nixiaoxiaoqi。」「jiejiexiangtiaogouyiyangqiuxiaogege,haoburongyicaihuanlaizheicijiuzhudejihui,ninkeyaozhenxia。
」babacalecayanlei,ganjinranglinchuchujiwodaolebeishuidijiwo:「kulewodezhixiale,dengbababinghaole,
yidingyaorangneigexiaozhouhaokan!」wozhandouzhepaleqilai,jieguolelinchuchudaodeshui,yiyinerjin。
linchuchukanzhewobashuihedeyiganerjing,zuijiaomanmanshangyang。woliuzaibingfangliyubabaliaolexujiu,
caiyiyibushedehuilejia。laidaojiali,wozouhuiwoshi,congchuangtoujulinachuyipingyao,daoleyike,
tunjinleduzi。shifenzhonghou,weiliyizhenchouchu,woxunsunaqiyigekongbeizi,baweilideyetiquantulechulai。
wobabeizifangzaiyipang,yongzhijincalecazui,congkoudailitaochuletoutoufangzaibingfanglidejiantingqi。
linchuchudeshengyinxiangleqilai:「baba~zheidouduojiule,jiejiehaishimeigenxiaogegelihun,
zheiyangxiaquwoshenmeshihoucainengjiajixiaogegea。」「biezhejibaobei,nijiejieyijingheleshenjingyizhiji,
babahenkuaijiunengrangniruyile。」woqieduanjianting,lengxiaozhekanxiangzhuozishangdeshuibei。
wozhongyuzhaodaomamajingshenbengkuizishadeyuanyinle。3tamenjixutamendejihua。woyexiangwangchangyiyang,
quxuexiaojiexiaomanfangxue,keshidengadeng,woyemeikanjianxiaomandeshenying。woxinlidunshiyouzhongbumiaodeganjue。
zhengqiaozheishidianhuaxiangleqilai,wojimangjietong。duifangshiyigemoshengdenanren:「shennvshishima?
nideerzixiaomanyijingbeiwomenbangjiale。」「mingtianxiawuwudianzhiqian,
niqinzidaizhe3000wanshujinlaijiaoqulanweilou1haoyuan,guoqibuhou!」huoxushiweileweishewo,
duifangbuzhidaoduixiaomanzuoleshenme,xiaomanqilideaihaorangwodexinyizhenzhenchouchu。woguaduandianhua,
xinjirufendebendaolexiaozhoudegongsi。kandaotadexiayimiao,wodeyanleishuadeyixiajiuliulechulai:「laogong,
xiaomanbeibangjiale,nikuaijiujiutaa。」xiaozhoubujibumandefangxialeshoulidewenjian,
mantiaosilidehelekoukafei:「duifangyaoduoshao?」wogengyanzhe:「3000wan。」xiaozhoudeshouyidun,
meitouzhouleqilai:「3000wan?zenmebuquqiang。」wohuangleqilai,chongshangqusisizhuaizhutadeyiling,
yaoyaqiechideshuodao:「3000wanbuguoshinigongsiyigexingqideyingshou,
nilianzheidiandoubushedeshishejiwomenmuziliangma?」xiaozhoubuyuedezeleyisheng,
yonglibaikailewodeshouzhi:「taiguile,silejiusileba。」wozhengdayanjing,bubuhoutui,
hongzheyankuangbusixindewenta:「neiruguoshilinchuchudehaizini?」tamianwubiaoqingdezhongxindakaiwenjian,
dizhetouyigeyanshenyemeizaijiwo:「meishenmeshiganjinchuqu,buyaodaraowo。」woturanjiuxiaole,
calecayanleizhuanshenjiuzou。woquzhaolebaba,leiyanposuodegentakusu。babaxintengdebaozhewo,
gaosuworangwodengta,taququqian。keshiwomeidenglaiqian,
quedengdaolefuqingenlinchuchudaizhejingshenbingyuanderenlaile。yihurenyuanyaozhuawo,wopinmingfankang,
hanzheleibugandechongbabasihou:「baba,nibushinaqianqulema?」「nigaosuwo,
gaosuwonixianzaizaizuoshenme!!」babahongzheyan,tanlekouqi:「zhixiaa,nitaichongdongle,
bababurenxinkanniqumaoxiana,nizheidaiqianyiqujiushixiongduojishaoa。」wofennudezhangkaizui,
paoxiaozherangtamenfangkaiwo。linchuchuzouleguolai,shuailewoyigebazhang,haiguzuoyouxindao:「jiejie,
nilengjingyixiehaobuhao,babashiweilenideanquan。」wonuhouyisheng,baofasidezhengtuoshufu,
chongshangqubalinchuchuenzaishenxiafengkuangdeshantazuibazi。yitiaofeicuixiangliancongtadebozishanglulechulai,
wonanyizhixindezhengdayanjing,taitouzhandouzhekanxiangwodehaofuqin。「zheishiwomuqinshengqianzuihoudeyiwu,
yeshitazuixihuandexianglian,nijiuzheimejizheigejiannvrenle?」babademeitouzhouleqilai,
taxunchidao:「zenmeshuohuani,chuchushi**mei,nimamayeyidinghenxihuanta。」woliuzhelei,
qijifanxiao:「xihuan?mamapabushiwuyemenghuidouxiangyaopachulaiqiasitaba?」「bizui!」babahongzhelian,
shanlewoyigefeichangxiangliangdebazhang:「wohaoxinweilenizhexiang,nijiuzheimewuniwoma?jiranruci……」
tayinhenzhelian,congkoudailitaochulaiyigezhenguan,yonglizhazailewodebozishang。yetiquandoubeitatuilejinqu,
wodeyishimanmanmohu,yaoyaohuanghuangdeshuaizailedishang。babazhenglileyixialingluandeyixiu,
chaozheyihurenyuanjugongweixiao:「duibuzhule,duibuzhule。」「nimenkeyiquchayixia,
wonveryoudianjingshenbing,yushijidongleyixie,rangdajiakanrenaole。」yihurenyuanmianmianxiangqu,
bawofuqilailazoule。linchuchuzhanqishen,yaozheyaduoleduojiao:「baba,nikantabawodade,
tahaimawoshijiannvren!」tamengdichexiabozishangdexianglian,henhendeshuaizaidishang:「sheixihana!
tagentamamacaishi**!」「haolahaola。」babawenroudexiaole:「meibiyaozaigentashengqile,
dengtaerziyisi,takendingshangxinyujueyaogenxiaozhoulihun。」「daoshihoutabeiguanzaijingshenbingyuan,
nixianggenxiaozhouzenmenaotengdoumeirendarao,babakendingjinibeiyifenfeichanghaohuadejiazhuang。」
linchuchuhuanxiangzhemeihaodechangjing,xiaoleqilai:「heng,daoshihouwoyaotaquanchengkanzhezhibo,
xiangtiaogouyiyangtongkunahancaixing。」zheibiandeshiqingjieshu,babajixiaozhoufaqulexiaoxi,
shiyiyijingkeyixingdongle。xiaozhouxiangbangfeidaquledianhua:「zhadankeyiqidongle,zaodiansilezaodianwanshi。」
dianhuaneitoubangfeideshengyinzhandouleqilai:「xiaozong,nihaishikankanlanweilouzheibiandejiankongba。」
xiaozhouyouxienamen,dangshibangzouxiaomandeshihou,zaitashenbianfanglezhengzhengyikundezhadan,zenmekenengyouyiwai?
tabuyiweiran,suishoudiankailejiankong。jiankonghuamianzhong,shengzidiaoluozaiyipang,xiaomanxianqidepailepaishenshangdetu。
xiangshifaxianlejiankongdecunzai,xiaomancoujinleyixie,xixiaozhechongjingtouhuilehuishou,bilegefeiwen。
4xiaozhoudengdashuangyan,nanyilijieyigexiaohaizishizenmezhengtuoshufude。tayaozheya,
zaicibadianhuadajilejiefei:「hailengzheganshenme!tabixusi,kuaiqidongzhadan!」
jiefeiyouxiezhizhiwuwu:「xiao…xiaozong,womenfaxiandeshihou,ninerziyijingbazhadanchaile。」
「neijiukuaizhuia!yongdaoyedebatatongsi!」「shi!」jiefeizhuileguoqu,xiaozhouzuozainei,
sisidingzhejiankonglidexiaoman。xiaomanbayijinggaizhuangdezhadannaleqilai,taqidongjiguan,
xuanyaosidexiangjiankongzhanshizhadanhaiyouwufenzhongbaozha。xiaozhouzhouzhemei,buzhidaozheishishenmeyisi,
ranhoutajiukanjiancongloutishangshanglailianggeheiyiren,baxiaomanbaozaihuailijiuzoule。erdangxiaozhouderenzhuidaozheilishi,
zhadanbaozhale。jiankonghuamianxianruhuohai,xiaozhouqidebashoujihenhenshuaizailedishang。wobeituodaojingshenbingyuanyihou,
jiubeifangzailebingchuangshang,bingqieyijingqiaoqiaoxingleguolai。fuzejianshidehugongyiweiwohaizaihunshui,
haowufangbeidezuozaiyibiandakeshui。wozhuaqiyipangfangzhedechazi,zuanzaishouli,qiaoqiaokaojinleta,
ranhoumengdeyonglijiangchazizhajintadebojing。hugongbeiwowuzhezuiba,chouchulejixia,chedimeiledongjing。
wosongkaishou,kaozaiqiangshangdakouchuanqi。lianggebaobiaozouleguolai,duizhedishangdewoxingli:「laoban。」
wodiandiantou,zhanqishengenzhebaobiaolikai。womenyilukaichelaidaoleyidongsirenbieshu,
装傻五年,我拔掉了爸爸的氧气管