《诸天:从超神世界开始吐槽》 小说介绍
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“……!”
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“……!”
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轰!
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“zhishizenmezhijiannimenliangge,bingbingni?zenmemeiyoujiantachuxian,shizaihoulaidezhanyizhongsiqulema?”
tingdaozhinengdaisantianshijian,kaishafuqinbingmeiyouxiangxiangzhongdenanguo,fanerxiandehenshiran。
fanzhengzijiyijingsiguoyicile,nenggouduocunhuosantianshijian,yijingshixuezhuanbukuile。
zhishizaihuanguyiquanzhihou,meifaxianzijidexiaonverliangbing。
yiweixiaonveryijingyunluodeta,laolianshangqueyouzheyisiaishang。
“fuqin,liangbingtameiyousi,huodehaohaodeni”
“shiqingshizheiyangde,zicongnisilezhihou,womenhaofeilehenzhangyiduanshijian,jingguochangnianzhengzhan,lijingqiannanwanxianzhongyutuifanlehuayedetiangongzhixu。”
“dangtiangongshidaichengweiguoqushizhihou,houlaijiuyoulesanwanggongzhishidai,tianrenwangkaisha,tianqiwangliangbing,tianjiwanghexi!”
“zhishihoulaichaoshenxueyuanchuxian,daozhiwomenjiemeilinianbuhe,zuihouwomenjiemeiyincierchanshenglefenqi。”
“rujinsanwannianhou,tachengweileemonvwangmoganna!”
“shiwozheigejiejiemeiyoudaihaota,fuqin!”
zaifuqinmianqiantiqizijimeimeiliangbingdeshihou。
kaishaluchuyifuhenkuijiudemoyang,bazijimeimeisuoyoudepanniyuanyin,lanzailezijishenshang。
“bofubushizheiyangde,liangbingyukaishabuzhishilinianzhizheng,xianzaiyijingshengsixiangxiangle。”
“dangchuliangbingweilelikai,xianshiqipianwofangleta,houlaigengshiansuankaisha,congbeihoutongtadaozi。”
“zheiyiwanduonianlai,tianshiheemozhandouwushuci,kaishameicidouduitaliuyouyudi,tazheigejiejieyijingzuodefeichanghaole!”
jiandaolaoguimizhishibasuoyoucuo,doulandaozijishenshang,sihaobutijiliangbingshi。
hexidunshijiubushuangle,xiaozuibadabadadezaiyipangweitamingbuping。
jiangliangbingruhebeicizijijiejie,youruhebeizijijiejiefangshuizhileideshiqingyiyichenshu。
zheiyike,liangrenbuzaishishenmetianrenwangshenshengkaisha,tianjiwangshenshenghexi,ershiyigexiangzhangbeigaozhuangdexiaonvhai。
“ai,liangbingzheihaizi,congxiaojiupanni!”
“meixiangdaoxianzaigengjiawufawutian,shilaofudangchumeiyoujiaohaota!”
“shasha,weiqunile!”
tingwanliangnvdehuazhihou,kaishadefuqinyouyoutanxi,ciaidemolemokaishadetou。
shiqingtayijingtinglegeqianyinhouguo,suiranbushihenxi。
dangenjuzijidexiaonverpianjidexingge,yekeyinaobuchulai,zheisiyatoujiujingzuoleduolipudeshiqing。
“shasha,nihainengtongzhidaotama?woxiangjianjianta!”
zaiyizebeideyuqishuolejijuzhihou,kaishafuqinrenbuzhukaikouwendao。
suiranduixiaonverpianjidexinggeyouxieshiwang,shenzhihentiebuchenggang。
danshitazhongjiushizijidexintouroua!suoyinengjianjianneijiuzuihaole。
xianzaizhiyouduanduandesantianshijian,tabuxiangrangzijiliuxiayihanlikai。
“我……!”
“我能能做到!”
jiandaofuqinneiyanshenhou,kaishayuqidunledun,suihouminleminzuijiandingdeshuodao。
suihoudakaizijideshenshengzhishibaoku,zhaochulezuizhongduanxuyaozuigaoquanxian,cainengkaiqidefengsuo,neishidangchutianshisanwangzhiyidetianqiyunsuanqunlianxifangshi。
mogannaemoyihaodeyuanxing,jiushicengjingdetianqiyunsuanqun。
zaixuanzeanxianeiyigetongxunshenqingdeshihou,kaishashouzhijuranhanjiandeyouxieweiweizhandou。
“**,niyaosilema?juranyongzheigequanxianlianxibennvwang?”
botongledayueshiduofenzhonghou,fangcaiyouyidao‘wenming’dejiaoshengcongduimianchuanleguolai。
touyingpingmushangshiyiweidabanhenxiee,beihoujijiashuangyi,beiduizhekaishadengrendeshenying。
“**,niweileduifulaoniang,juranbasiguilaodiedetouyingdougaochulaile,erqiehaishishititouying。”
“nidaodixiangganshenme?nidaodixiangganshenme?shenshengkaisha!”
dangmogannahuiguotou,kandaoneidaoshuxideshenyinghou,xianshiweiweiyileng,suihouqueshizhizhekaishapokoudama。
zaitadeguyouyinxiangzhong,siguilaodiezaozaitiangongshidaijiusile。
xianzaijiusuankanzhexiangzhenren,qishiyezhishikaishanongchulai,hunongzijideshititouyingeryi,yebuzhidaotaguanzilimianmaideshenmeyao。
xianshiyongneigeteshuquanxian,xianzaiyoubasiguilaodiegaochulai。
tacishishenzhiyouxiehuaiyikaisha,shibushibeichuanyuezheduoshele。
“liangbing,womeinixiangdeneimexiazuo,tajiushiwomendefuqin,danzhinenggoucunzaisantianshijian,henibeileipidianjideneijianshiyouguan。”
dengmogannabataneiwenmingyuyanshuowanhou,kaishafangcaimanmankaikoujieshileyiju。
huayuzhongyouxieshenyi,dantaxiangxinzheichoumeimeiyinggainenggoulinghui。
tingdaozheijupoyoushenyidehua,mogannadunshixiangdaoxiaozuowenrijifuben。
zijizheisiguilaodiedechuxian,yinggaihetadedaodejiangliyouguan。
duiyuyanqianzheigesiguilaodie,tayijingbuzaihuaiyishishititouyingle。
lengjingxialaiyixiang,ruobushizhendefuqindehua,kaishazhei**shidasidoubuhuilianjiezijidetianqiyunsuanqun(emoyihao)de。
erqieyizhei**degaoao,yebuxieyongzheizhongfangfaduifuziji。
dangran,yemeibiyaoyongzheizhongfangfa,bijingbeizhuishadeshiziji。
“bingbing,nibianle!biandewozheigelaofuqindoukanqilaiyouxiemosheng!”
kanzheneiyifufeizhuliudaban,chibangyijingchenglejixieshuangyidemoganna(liangbing),qifujianzhishilenglebantian。
yiqianxiaonverpanniyejiubale,zhishaohaishitianshideyangzi。
danxianzaimeixiangdao,zheiyifuguimiriyandeyangzi,shuohuagengshichukouchengzang,jianzhitailayanjingle。
yaobushineiyixinenggoukandaoshuxidemianrong,yijikaishadediantouqueren,tashizenmedourenbuchuzheishizijinverde。
“dui,siguilaodie,laoniang……woshibianle,doushikaishazhei**bide!”
tingdaofuqinshuodehuazhihou,mogannajianbangweibukechadezhandouleyixia,suihougengshiyuqishengyingdejiangzui。
“tazainimianqianshiguaiguainv,nizhidaotazaiyizhiyuzhoushishenmema?”
“wogaosuni,tashishenshengkaisha、zhushenzhiwang,tafanggepiquanyizhiyuzhoudezhushendouyaofenxiweidao!”
“wohetazhizuolejiqianniandejiemei,shengxiadeliangwanduoniandoushibeitazhuishazhongduguo。”
“meidanglaoniang……woyouyidianjiadideshihou,jiubeizheikeede**jiquanbudameile。”
“womogannaxianzaichenglequanyizhiyuzhouzuiqiongdezhushen,zheiyiqiedoushibaizheige**suoci!”
“laoniang……woxianzaihenbudekanleta,ranhoufenbaduanzhuangpingzili!”
“……!”
kanzhefuqinneishuxidemianrong,mogannamamalieliedejiangzijizheijiwanniandebiequjitulechulai。
suirankansimamalielie,dantazheizhongwunengkuangnudemoyang,xiangjilejidarengaozhuangdexiaohai。
“nimenjiemeiyoushenmebunengzuoxiahaohaotanma?jiusuanyoushenmebutongdeguannian,yekeyixinpingqihedejiaoliu,hebizoudaozheigedibu。”
“duiyunimenjiemeierrensuoquchudechengjiu,weifuhengaoxing。”
“danduiyunimenjiemeichengweilerujinzheimoyang,weifuhenbugaoxing。”
“shasha,nimeiyouzuodaojiejiedezeren,haohaojiaodaomeimei!”
“erbingbingnidangnianjiuhenpanni,meixiangdaoxianzaigengshen,nikankannizheiguimiriyandeyangzi,nalixiangyidianzhengjingdenvhaizi?”
“ai,nverzhangdale,wozheigelaofuqinshuodehua,yezhishierpangfengle!”
kanzhezijizheilianggedashengdasidalejiwanniandenver,tazheigedangfuqindeshizhendexinlei。
yiqianzheilianggenveryouxiemaodun,danyezhishizuishangdingjijubale,jibenhaishiyizhiduiwaide。
danxianzai……tazenmeyemeixiangdao,jiangyizhiyuzhoujiaodetianfandifude,juranjiuyouzijilianggenverdegonglao。
tashigaixinweini?haishigaixinlei?
“咳咳!”
“我来说几句吧!”
“liangbing,kaisha,bofuxianzaizhiyousantiandeshijian,nimenxiangyaodashengdasi,santianhoubuguannimenzenmeda,tadoukanbudaole!”
“xianzainimenkanzaishitanverdefenshang,yitanverdeshenfenhaohaopeitasantian,xingma?”
youxiekanbuguanzheiliangjiemei,yiyujianjiuzhamaohuduidehexi,duiliangnvgaojiedao。
“heng,kanzaifuqindemianzishang,zheisantianzhineinikeyiguolai,wobuhuidongniyigenhaomao。”
“santianzhihou,youduoyuansiduoyuan!”
hexidequangaohaishiyouyongde,zhishaokaishazuochulechengnuo。
“hehe,jianzhishixiaohua,yaobushikanzaisiguilaodiedefenshang,napanimenlianshou,womoganna……e……woliangbingyeyaodadenimenjiaogunainai!”
zuoweizuishang、shoushangdoumeiyingguodemoganna,zaiyoulewuwukaidezheizhangkazhihou,ganjuezijirenshengyijingdadaoledianfeng,shuohuayingqiqilaile。
“呵!”
duiyumogannazheizhongsiyazizuiyingdexingge,hexikaishadouzhishilengxiaoyisheng,yanshenzhonggengshichongmanlemieshi。
zheijiwannianbeitamenzhuidemanyuzhoutaocuan,yaobushifanghaidehua,zaobeiduojiduanzhuangpingzilile。
tamenyijiandingwanbi,zheichoumeimeijianzhishimeishizhaochouxing!
“sanrizhihouzijianfenxiao!”
jianliangnvdeyanshen,mogannaziranzhidaotamenzaixiangshenme。
buguocishichongmanmizhizixindeta,ziranshifeichangpengzhang。
“wozanshijiekailenidefengjin,nikeyiyongtianqiyunsuanqunlaizheibian!”
“jizhu,banizheizhangguiyangziqudiao,fouzebuyongdengdaosantianzhihou,niguolailaoniangjiuzaileni!”
meiyoulihuimogannadejiaoxiao,kaishayuqiyijiuqingmiaodanxie。
shuodaozuihoudeshihougengshibuwanggaojiehouzheyiju,bataneiguiyangziqudiao。
“哼!”
mogannatingdaozuihouyijuhua,hanjiandemeiyoufanbo,zhishixiguanxingdelenghengyisheng。
dayueguolebanzhuxiangshijianhou,anpaihaoleyiqiedemogannacongemoyihaoshangchuansongdaolekaishasanrenmianqian。
dangran,tazheiyicichuxiandeyangzi,buzaishizhiqiandeemozhuangban,ershitianqiwangdemoyang。
tajueduibuhuichengrenshizijipajiejie,ershijineizhiyousantianshijiandesiguilaotoumianzi。
“nimenliao,zheisantianmeiluotiantingdeshiqingwobangnichuli!”
kanleyiyanyijiadayandengxiaoyandefunvsanren,hexiganbabadeliuxialeyijuhou,kaiqichongdonglikaile。
“shasha,bingbing,nimenliangjiemei……ai,zheisantianneizuogehaonver,xingma?jiusuanshiyanxi,nimendiewoyehuimingmule!”
kanzhezheijianbanuzhangdeqifen,tazheigedangdiedezhendeganjuetaicaodanle。
bierendouzhiwangzijideernvguangzongyaozu,taxianzaiduomexiwangtadenverpingyongyixie,zhishaoyebuhuichuxianzheizhongjumian。
xianzaidaohaoyigetianshizhiwang,yigeemozhiwang,zheishiliangjiemeia!jieguogaodegenbusibuxiudechourenyiyang!
“hao,laoniang(benwang)jidieyigemianzi!”
huoxushitadehuaqilezuoyong,liangbingkaishazhenjianduimaimang,yikoutongshenghenyoumoqideshuodao。
 
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