《总是喜欢你张侃侃》 小说介绍
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“nishibushiganmaole?”
xiakequshangxishoujiandekongdang,tongzhuojiyanwen。
tanjinxixibizi,shuangshouchazhekudou,buyiweirandao:“huafenguomin。”
“niyiqianmeizheimaobing。”jiyanlimajinxingfanbo。
“shima?”tanjinbuzaiyi,bujiushishangkeduodalejigepentima?
liangnanshengmanyouyoudicongwangjiaoshizou。zheishi,yingmianconglaoshibangongshichongchulaiyigeren。
“张……”侃侃?
tanjinkanqingchushita,keshilianmingzidouhaimeihanquan,tajiukuaisuxiaoshizailezheitiaozoulangshang。
haoxiangmeiyoukanjianta,jiuzheimepaodiaole。
jiyanyekanjianle,xiaozheshuo:“zheigezhangkankanzenmezuoshiyezheimefengfenghuohuode。”
tanjinhuranchenxialian,qishibiren。
jiyanzhijuedebeihouyiliang,huiguotoufaxiantayanshenxili,daizhejiduweixiandeqixi。
“那个……”
“nihetahenshuma?”tanjinyinchenzhelianwen。
jiyantunlexiakoushui,xinxiangzheizenmehuishi?zheizhongpumianerlaideyapoganshizenmehuishi?
“bushu,yidiandoubushu!shenzhidouburenshi!”gaobuqingchuyuanyou,jiyanhaishichengshidiyikoufouren。
“bushu?”tanjinzhishita,lenglengdishuo,“bushunixiaodeneimekaixin?”
“yuanwanga!zhangkankanjiushizixiyikanhaitingkeaide,wojiu,buyouzizhujiuxiaole……”
“ng——”weiyinbeihuanhuanlazhang,tanjinshuo,“xiabuweili。”
shenmexiabuweili?turanyouzhongbeishemiansizuidezhongshengganshizenmehuishi?jiyanmobuzhetounao,dantazaishuolezhangkankankeaizhihou,tanjindexinqingqueshishibianhaole……zheizhongqingkuangmobushi?
“ati!”lengbuding,tanjinyoudalegepenti。zheici,tashuo:“wohaoxiangzhendeganmaole。”
“yaobuyaoquyiwushi?”
“不用。”
jieguo,huidaojiaoshi,tadechoutilijiuduoleheganmaochongji,yebuzhidaoshinagenvshengsongde。
tanjintanlekouqi,pangbiandejiyanquezaitouxiao。
“xianmuyo。”jiyanyinyangguaiqididiaokan。
tanjinnachushouji,budongshengsedidingzhezhangkankandehaoma。zheigejiahuoduobanshiguanjide,zizhilikezhenqiang。
takezhenshiyidianyebibuguota。chengjiyehao,zizhiliyeba。ruguotahetayiyang,kongpazheibeizidouyaodaguanggunle。
“e……”jiyanhuranhuangrandawu,“yuanlaishitaa。woshuoni,zhiqianneimejinzhangdeyangzi。”
“bizui。”tanjinjiangshoujifangzaishubenshangzhihouzhijiepazaizhuomianshang,touyeyuelaiyuetengle。gaobuqingchudaodishiganmaolehaishifashaole。
jiyanjianxiaozhetoutounaguotadeshouji,dakaitongxunlulideren。hengheng,diyigejiushizhangkankan,erqiehaibabeizhugaichengle“akankan”。
qi,shengpabierenbuzhidaotazaitaxinlideweizhi。
既然如此——
嘿嘿。
2
“zheijiahuonaozishibushibeilvtile?”
fangxuehou,zhangkankankaileji,shoujijiemianzhijiebengchulaitanjindeyitiaoduanxin。zixikanleneirongzhihou,tazhanzaixiaomenkoufeijiediziyanziyu。
“zenmehaibuzou?”yeliyalinzhebaokaojinta,wen。
“womamahaimeilai。”zhangkankanyanjinghaidingzheshoujiduanxin,suikouyingda。zenmexiangdoujuedezheiduanxinbushitanjinfade……
yeliyajiantaxinbuzaiyan,yushichenzhangbozitoutoukanletadeshouji,buyouzizhudinianlechulai:“‘ganmaole,shentibushufu,qiuzhaogu。’tanjin!”
“wobuxia,nibuyongnianjiwoting。”zhangkankanbailetayiyan,youqiguaifanwen,“nishuotashibushijingshenchuxianlewenti?”
“wo……wozhikanchulaitahenxuyaoni。”yeliyazhazhewugudedayanjing,shihuashishuo。
zhangkankanwuyuditanshou:“kewojibushiyisheng,yebushibaijiaheia!”
“duiyushengbingdetanjineryan,nijiushitadeyisheng,jiushitadebaijiahei。”yeliyabianshuobianzhengzhongdidianlediantou。
“takendingshifacuole。”zhangkankanpaipaitadejianbang,“wokandaowomamadechele,zaijian。”
yeliyachongtabaibaishouhou,wuyudiyaotou。
可怜的谈晋。
晚上,张侃侃家。
“ma,woxiangchipingguo。”zhangkankanzailoushangzuoyexiedehaohaode,turankaimenshuoyaochishuiguo。
mamazhenghaozaixishuiguo,mangbudiedishuo:“zhenghao,tanjinmamajimaile。”
“nimenchuquguangjiele?”zhangkankanzhanzaimenkouwen。
“shia,cuomajiangqule。”
a,zhenshilingrenxianmudezhufushenghuo。zhangkankanqingtanlekouqi,suisuinian:“womenxueshengzenmezheimecan,zuoyeyidaduibushuo,tanjindoushengbingle……”
“nishuoshenme?”kankanmachaozheloushanghan。
“woshuowomenzenmezheimecan!”
“最后一句!”
“tanjindoushengbingle!”qi,wentaganshenme?
下一秒。
“wei,nierzishengbingla?yanbuyanzhonga?aiya,zenmezheimebuxiaoxin?meishimeishi,dengzhewomashangguolai!wenwennierzixiangchishenme……”
shenme?zhangkankankaozailoutifushoushang,dingzhedanshoulisuozhaiquweiqundemama,ganjueshiqulechongai。
“侃侃,下来。”
“ganshenme?”zhangkankanbunaifandiwen。
mamachouzheta,biaoqingyansudao:“nicaitanjinyaochishenme?”
“aichishachisha!”zhenshi,zenmezheimeduoshini!
dengtaxialou,tamayibazhuazhutadeshou,xingfendeyangzinanyiyizhi。
“他说要吃你。”
“!!!”zhangkankanturanzhengzha,“wobuqu!manifangkaiwo!jiuminga,liangjiafunvguaimaishaonvla!”
3
“哎呀,快进来!”
tanjinmamareqingdikaimen,yingjieshoushanglinzhegezhongshuiguo、xiaochidekankanmayijimianseyinandezhangkankan。
“huanhuanzailoushangni,chileyaogangshuixia。”tanjinmalaguokankandeshou,wenroudishuo,“huanhuanshitadexiaoming,qianhuwanhuandeyisi。”
huanhuan?zhangkankanbieniudizaixinlinianzhezheigemingzi,tayidianyebuxiangzhidaotanjindexiaoming,tazhixianghuijia。
“nishanglouqukankanta。”
mamatuiletayiba,aimeidichaotajiyan。
zhangkankanbaiyandouyijingfandaotianjile,qiujiubandikanleyantanjinmama,jieguotamamagenglaijingdishuoleju:“zuoshoudiyigefangjian,quqinxingta!”
这些妈妈有毒。
zhangkankanyijingduannianle,xiangzheganjinkanyiyanhuijia。wanshangdeshijuanyousanzhang,taxianzaizhixielegemingzi。
啊,好烦。
shanglouhou,taqiaoleqiaofangmen,meirendaying。
“nichuanyifuleba,wokaimenjinlaile。”suiranzhidaotazaishuijue,danzenmeshuodiyicijinnanshengfangjianzongguihaishiyouguji。
zhangkankanjinwu,qingqingjiangfangmenguanshang。fangjianhenan,haozaitadechuangtoudengliangzhe。
“haizhendeshengbingle。”zhangkankanzhanzaichuangyan,wangzheanjingdetanjin,ziyanziyu,“suoyineiduanxinshizhendefajiwode?”
fajitaganshenme?bunenglijie。
“zhangkankan?”tanjinshuangyanmenglong,tayiweizhijieshaodelihaidouchuxianhuanjuele,suijiangshoubeifuyushuangyanzhishang,pibeiditanlekouqi,“zhenshiyaoming。”
“nihaodianlema?”zhangkankankantaziyanziyu,qingshengxiyudiwen。
“zhangkankan!”zaiquedingbushihuanjuezhihou,tanjinhuadeyishengzuoqishen,“nizenmezaizheili?”shuohuadebiyinhenzhong,zhenggerenkanqilaiyemeishenmeshashangli。
zhangkankanfangxindizuozaichuangyandexiaoshafashang,pingjingdishuo:“bushinishuoxiangyaochilewo,womajiumanzunibawodaiguolailebei。nishuonizheirenshibushishengbingshuohuhuaa。”
“woxiangchileni?”tanjinbukesiyidizhongfuzheijuhua。
a,xiangqilaile。bangexiaoshiqian,mamahaoxiangjinlaiwentaxiangchishenme,shuoshizhangkankanmamayaoguolai,tamimihuhuzhongjiuhuileju“zhangkankan”。
“nihaiyounalibushufuma?”zhangkankanjiantalengshen,shenchushoufangzaitaetoushangshilexiawendu,shilebantianyemeiyoushichushenmeguilai。
tahetadetiwenshichabuduode。
“woyefashaole?”zhangkankandunangleyiju,fangxiashou,qishen。biaoshitanwangrenwuyijingwancheng,tayaozoule。“neinihaohaoxiuxi。”
zhuanshen,shouquebeitanjinyibalazhu。
“xianglaijiulai,xiangzoujiumeineimerongyile。”
“你要干什么?”
tanjinzuijiaoshangyang,shuadijiangtalajinzhijie,dingzhetadeyanjingshuo:“wohaimeiyouchileni,buzhunzou。”
liangrendezishiqinmiwujian。
zhangkankanwanzheyao,shoubeitalaolaozhuazhu。tanjinshouxindewendumanmanqinxitadepifu,zuihoujiuliantadezhengzhishoubeidoubianhongfatang。
“tanjin。”taturanjiaoletademingzi,taitou,yibenzhengjingdiwen,“nizuoyedaihuilailema?”
“zuoyeshishei,woweishenmeyaodaitahuijia?”
“nishuiba。”zhangkankanshunjianshiran,“daoshihouzanliangshijuanjiaohuanyixia,wozaizheilibanidezuoyezuole。fanzhengwomenshuxuelaoshishitongyige,zuoyeshiyiyangde。woyaolaibujile。”
“zhangkankan。”tanjinyanmouchengche,huanleshengtademingzi。
“嗯?”
“youqitananshengzhuiguonima?”
“hezhishinansheng!zhuiwoderenduole,kewonianjidiyishineimerongyibeiganchaodema?”
“suanle,woshuile……”
4
月考前夕。
“tanjinshangcishengbingzhihoujiumeiyoulaizhaoreniai,tazhongyuyishidaonishinanyigongkededashanlema?”
yeliyanazhezuoyelaixiangzhangkankanqingjiao,haibuwangdatanbagua。
zhangkankandingzheneidaoshangkelaoshijianglebabaibiandetimu,duiyeliyashuo:“nifangqizheidaotiba。”
“weishenme?”yeliyachouleyanneitimu,chayidiwen,“niyezuobulaima?”
“wozheimehenishuoba。”zhangkankanyuzhongxinzhang,“wohuidejietisilujiuyousanzhong,zuijiandandeneizhongnishangyizhangshijuanzuoduileyiban。laoshijiangjiedeshihou,nichaoleshengxiadeyiban。guangshizheileixingdetimu,nijiuyijingwenlewoliangci。suoyishuo,nifangguozheidaotiba。”
“kankan,buyaozheiyangduiwo。wojuedewohaiyoujiu。”yeliyabiezhezui,weiqudishuo。
zhangkankanpiaoleyanshuangyanwugudeyeliya:“shijuanjini,ninaquzaichaoyibianba。”
yeliyapengzhezhangkankanmanfendeshijuan,xiangshinadaoleshengzhiyiban,chadianguibaixieen。danxiayifenzhong,tajiubashijuanhaijilezhangkankan。
“duibuqi,woshigezhizhang,wokanbudong。”
“哪里看不懂?”
“这里。”
“daanbushixiezaizheilema?”
“我看见了。”
“所以?”
“suoyijietibuzhouni!nizhixieledaanwozenmezhidaozheidaannalilaidea!”
zhangkankanlengleyixia,wen:“kanyiyanjiuzhidaodaandetimuyeyaobuzhou?”
“budaizheimeqifurende……”yeliyayukuwulei。
“阿嚏——”
谈晋又打了个喷嚏。
jiyanxiao:“nishengbingneitian,nianjidiyimeilaikanni?”
“yihouzaijiwoluanfaduanxin……”
“baozhengmeiyouxiayicile!”
tanjinpieletayiyan,huafengyizhuandao:“gaifadeshihouhaishiyaofade,danshiyaozhuyicuoci。”
suoyi,tanjinzheishixiwangtahaiyouxiayici?
neishenmecaishigaifadeduanxin?
“duile,nishijuanshangzenmexiezhangkankandemingzi?”
“这试卷是她的。”
“那你的呢?”
“在她那里。”
jiyanhuangrandawu,yinyangguaiqidi“e”lesheng,zezedao:“nimenlianggewanshangzuoleshenmeshaoerbuyideshiqing,bashijuandoudiaohuanle?”
能做什么事情?
yaoshizuoleshenme,taliangjintianjiuqujiaowuchule。
“wozuomeng,tazuoti。”tanjinlenglengdihuida。
“a?”jiyandaidaidiwen。
tanjinchenyinpiankehou,yiziyijuxiangshizaixuanshiyiban:“woyaobazhangkankancongnianjidiyideshentanshanglaxialai。”
“……nibuyaoluchuzheimekepadeyanshenhaobuhao?”jiyanheleyitiao,duituranjianyoulezhejiqiangshengfuyudetanjingandaoyiwai。taquandao,“neige,zuobuchengpengyou,yebuyaozuoduishouma。”
“sheiyaohetazuopengyou?”tanjintiaomei,bushuangdifanwen。
“duibuqi,laoda,woyaochuqutoukouqi,wokuaiyaobeinideyanshenshasile。”
tanjinlengheng,buyoudexiangqishengbingneiwan,tarenchuwuhaiditangzaichuangshangshuijue,kezhangkankanjuranxinruzhishuidizaitafangjianzuoshuxueshijuan!haiyikouqizuolesanzhang!
a,zheigenvren,zhenshimeibingdouyaobeitaqichubinglai!
“tanjin,wonengjienideshijuankanyixiama?”buhuikanyansedezouliliyueguozhongjiansanpaizuoweilaidaotadeshenbian,roushengxiyudiwen。
tanjintouyemeitaijiubazhuoshangdeshijuandileguoqu,zijihaizaishengmenqi。
zoulilimanxinhuanxidijieguoshijuan,dingjingyiqiao,heranfaxianxingmingyilanxiedeshizhangkankandemingzi,dunshilianseyiqing。
zheibujiushineigefuxingnianji,mingdiyidenvshengma?
“zheishijuanbushinide,shangmiandemingzi……”zouliligangadishuo。
tanjinzheicaitaiqitou,mianwubiaoqingdishuo:“tadejiushiwode。”
zouliliqiangrenzheneixindafandegezhongcuyi,wen:“neinideni?”
“zheijiushiwode。”tanjinzaiciqiangdiao。
xuanshizhuquanzheishi,dangshirenshuodedaijing,pangguanzhequexinzhongshujian。
zuihou,zuoyouweinandezoulili,nazoulejiyandeshijuan。
“tanjin,laibangongshiyixia。”
zheishi,banzhurenyejiushishuxuelaoshi,zhanzaimenkouduitanjinzhaolezhaoshou。
tanjinqishen,gangzoudaojiaoshimenkou,yingmianjiuzhuangshanglezhangkankan。lianggerenmianmianxiangqu,jingyishiwuyan。
“doujinlaia。”shuxuelaoshixiaozheduitamenshuo。
“哦。”
zhangkankanguaiqiaodidiantou,taijiaozhunbeizou,quebeitanjinshunshilazhu。
“nigaibushizaishijuanshangxielewodemingzi,ranhouguyijiaolebaijuanba?”tanjinwen。
zhangkankanyebushiruo,fanwen:“neinini?gaibushimeigaidiaowodemingzi,yeguyijiaolebaijuan?”
“确实没改。”
“为什么不改?”
“yinwei,xihuannidemingzi。”
总是喜欢你张侃侃