《换房风波》 小说介绍
shumingjiaozuo《huanfangfengbo》deyanqingxiaoshuoshinandeyijiandeyouzhijiazuo,songyuanyisongyuanxiangliangweizhurengongzhijiandehudongfeichangyouai,zuozhe“xunyang”chuangzuodejingcaijuqingzhideyikan,jianshu:「bielangfeishijianle,ganjinbaxinfanghuanji**,buranshiqingnaoda,wokannigongzuohaibaobubaodezhu。」zheihuachedijiangwojinu,yuanlaitiandixiazhenyouzheizhongmuqin,hui…………
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mamayizhiqiangdiaojialidelaofangziyaoliujimeimei,rangwobuyaodafangzidezhuyi。
yinciwoweileyongyoushuyuzijidefangzipinmingzhuanqian,zhongyuzaichenglimailetaoxinfang。
kemamazhidaohouqueyaoqiuwojiangxinfanghuanjimeimei,「mayeshiweinihao,niyigenvhaiziyoumeijiehun,zhuzheimedadefangzibujiliya,bururangji**meizhu。」
wojujuehoumamaqueyisixiangbi,meibanfawozhihaojiangfangzihuanjimeimei。
kejiuzaihuanfanghoumeiduojiu,laofangzichaiqianle。
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womenjiaweiyidecaichanshineitaolaopoxiao,danmamapianxinmeimei,yizhigenwoqiangdiao:「nishijiejie,yaoxuehuirangzhemeimei。jializheitaofangjiuliujimeimeiba,yihouniyaohaixiangzhujiali,kejiuyaojimeimeijiaofangzulee。」
wotinghouxinlilianglebanjie,meimeiyejiuzhibiwoxiaoyisui,erqiewomendoushimamadenver,weishenmetazheimepianxin?
wodangshimeiyoushuohua,zhishidiertianjiumomocongjialibanzou。
houlaiwonuligongzuo,zanlejinianqian,zhongyushimailetaoxinfang,youlezijideanshenzhichu。
kemamazaitingshuowomaifanghou,queyaoqiuwobaxinfanghuanjimeimei,「yuanyia,tingshuonimailexinfang,wokannineifangzitingdade,yaobujiubanizheifangzihuanjimeimeiba,wogen**meizhuzhei,jialineitaolaofangzijinizhu。」
woyitingzheihuajiulaiqi,dangchushitapianxinyaobafangchanliujimeimeide,woyemeizheng,zijimailefang,xianzaizenmeyoulaidawofangzidezhuyile?
woduanranjujue:「ma,nizheisuanpandaoshitinghuidadema,womaizheifangzihualeyibaiduowanni,jialineitaolaopoxiaojiuzhiwushiwan,nidangwoyuandatoua?」
benlaihaixiaoyiyingyingdemamashunjianbianlelianse:「songyuanyi,nizenmegennimashuohuani?wohaibudoushiweinihao,niyigemeijiehundenvhaizi,dafangzizhuzhetaikongle,fengshuibuhaodeya。」
wobuhuangbumangdiduanqimianqiandechaheleyikou,dandanwendao:「songyuanxiangyemeijiehun,tazhujiufengshuihaole?zenmewoshishenmeguishama?」
mamapaizhuoerqi,zhizhewodao:「hei,nizheibuxiaonv,nimabushirenma?**meizhuzhei,woziranshiyaoguolaizhaogutade,lianggerenzhujiubukonglea。」
meimeijiubiwoxiaoyisui,danmamaquezhixiangzhezhaoguta,congweixiangguowo。
woxinlidunshishengqiyigunuhuo,wotigaoyinliangdao:「wobuxiao?babasihou,woxintengniyigerendailianggehaiziburongyi,suoyiwoshangdaxueconglaimeiguanjialiyaoguoyifenqian,yizhidoushiqingongjianxue。」
「gongzuoyihou,jialiyizhidoushiwozaimaicaizuofan,wohaiyaonaqianjinihua。kenini?zhihuibaqianjimeimei,tasongyuanxiangmaishenmedoushimingpai,nihaiyaojiangjialiweiyidefangchanliujita,jiangwoganchuqu,nishuoshuokandaodishiwobuxiaohaishinipianxin?」
mamaxinxudinuokaiyanjing,youtaohaosidishuo:「aiya,yuanyi,yijiarenbushuoliangjiahua,mazhidaonixiaoshun,neinizheitaofangzijiudangshijimadebuxingma?nizhengdebimeimeiduo,nizaicunqianmaiyitaobei。」
wodouqixiaole,tazheigenbenjiushibawodangmeimeidetikuanjia,jirantapianxinmeimei,yidianbuguwodesihuo,woyejiumeibiyaozaigentakeqile。
yushiwozhijiesipolianjiangtaganchuqu:「nihuiqubama,yihoubiezailaile,woshibuhuitongyihuanfangzide。」
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kemamaquebingbudasuanjiucibaxiu,houlaitayiliandalehaojigedianhua,doushizaiyaoqiuwobaxinfanghuanjimeimei,zuihouwoshizaixianfan,suoxingjiangmeimeilahei。
gangxiaotingmeijitian,meimeisongyuanxiangquedadianhuaguolai:「songyuanyi,nihaiyoumeiyoudianliangxin,zanmadoubeiniqibingle。」
wohaimeizhaotasuanzhangni,tadaoshizijisongshangmenlai,wozhiwendao:「mabinglejiuqukanyisheng,zhaowozuoshenme?zaishuole,taqibinghaibushiweileni,guanwoshenmeshier?」
songyuanxiangjianwobuguanzheishier,tabianpokoudama:「yaobushinibuhuanfangzi,mazhiyuqibingma?nibuchengrenjiusuanle,haishuaiguojiwo。songyuanyiwogaosuni,ganjinbamadeyiyaofeizhuanwo,zaibafangziyehuanle,fouzemazheibingshihaobulele。」
「zeze。」woyaoyaotou,yuqiqingmie,「songyuanxiang,womaixinfangdeshiershinigaosumadeba?」
cihuayichu,huanlaideshidianhuaneitouxujiudechenmo。
womaifangdeshiermeigaosurenheren,zhishiwomenzheixianchengshizaitaixiao,daochudoushishuren,zuihoujiaofangdeshihou,zhongjiecaigenwoshuotarenshiwo,womeimeishitagaozhongtongxue。
wozhijieledangdichuochuanlemeimeidexinsi:「nikoukoushengshengshuoshiweilemama,qishihaibujiushiweileniziji,shinixiangyaowodefangziba。」
songyuanxianglibuzhiqiyezhuang:「woyaozenmele,wobugaiyaoma?nizuojiejiedejiugairangzhemeimei,genghekuangmadoushuoyaojiwole,nidetingmade。」
mianduitazheizhongbuyaoliandexingwei,wozhijiepokoudama:「songyuanxiang**yaobuyaoliana,zhengtiandianjibierendedongxiganshenme?wogaosuni,wobuqianzheigejiayifenqian,yihouzailaiguanwoyaoqian,wojianyicimayici。」
shuowanwobianguaduandianhua,xinxiangzheixiazonggaixiaotingleba,jieguotamenjuranlianpizheimehou,weiledianqianshenmedouzuodechulai。
zheitianwoganghaozaishangban,qiantaiqueturanjiwodalaidianhua:「wei,songjingli,nikuaixialaikankanba,nijialirenzhaodaogongsilaile,shuoshiniyaogentamenduanjueguanxi,naodekedashengle,gongsimenkouweimanleren,nikuaixialaikankanba。」
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tingdaozheihuawoganjinxialou,zhijianmamazhengzailouxiadangzhesuoyourendemiankongsu:「wozenmehuiyanglezheimegebuxiaonv,juranlianwodianhuadoulaheile,zheishiyaogenwoduanjuemunvguanxia。」
zhouweikanrenaoderenyeduiwozhizhidiandian,ermeimeizhengzhanzaimamashenbian,yifushibuguanjidemoyang。
woganjinshangqianjiangmamalaguolai,youxiebunaifandao:「mawohaizaishangbanni,niguolaiganshenme,haiyounishuodeneixiedoushishenmea,zheixienianwojileniduoshaoqiannizijiqingchu,wozenmejiuchengbuxiaonvle?nibiedaochuluanshuoa。」
mamazhangzherenduo,bianweixiewodao:「burangwoshuoyekeyi,bafangzihuanji**。」
wowuyudiyaoleyaotou,「wopingshenmeyaohuan?neishiwozijichuqianmaidefangzi,zheifangzigenninyimaoqianguanxidoumeiyou。」
mamadenglewoyiyan,suihouzuozaidishangkaishikusu:「lailailai,geweibangwopingpingliyo,wozheinvermailexinfangzijiubuguanwoge。wozhangfusidezao,woxinxinkukubatalacheda,jieguorenjiayouqianjiuburenwoge。」
zhouweirentingtazheimeshuo,fenfenyifentianying,duizhewoyitongzhize:
「zheinvwazazheiyang,youqianjiulianzijiqinmadoubuyaole,zhenshiyanglegebaiyanlang。」
haoa,jiranyaonao,neiwobufangbajialideshierdoutongtongbaichulai。
wodashengchaozhouweihandao:「gewei,bingbushiwobuxiao,ershiwomamapianxin,babasihouwoxintengmama,shangdaxuemeihuajialiyifenqian,jialideqianhefangziyedoujilemeimei。rujinwozijizhengqianmailexinfang,mamaquebiwojiangxinfangguohujimeimei,nimenshuoshuozheibushipianxinshishenme?」
qunzhongmianmianxiangqu,duitamengangkaishirendingdeshishiyouledongyao。
zheishixujiubukaikoudesongyuanxiangquetiaolechulai,tajiaobiandao:「zenmejiujiaoguohujiwole?shimaxiangyonglaofangzigennihuan,manianjidale,wannianxiangfuzhuxinfangzibuyinggaima?nizijizhuxinfangzi,querangmayigerenliuzailaozhai,nikezhenshidaxiaozi。」
mamashunzhesongyuanxiangdehuakusudao:「jiushi,wonianjidaletuijiaobufangbian,wozhuzailaozhaiyemeirenzhaoguwo,woxiangzhezhuxinfangzibukeyima?yuanyia,nibiezheimehenxinduininiang。」
wodouqixiaole:「wohenxin?nizenmebushuosongyuanxianghenxinni?nizenmeburangtazhaogunini?」
weiguanderenyuelaiyueduo,zheishierdouchuandaochuchadaowaididelaobanneilile,tajiwodalaidianhua:「songjingli,anlilaishuonidejiashiwobugaiguowen,danshiqingnaodalequeshiduigongsideyingxiangbuhao,niganjinchuli。」
wolianmangdaoqian,bingbiaoshiyidinghuichulihao。
mamatingjianzheitongdianhuagengjiadeyile,tatiaoxindikanxiangwo:「gangcaishinimenlaobandadianhuaba,wojiuzhidao,meiyounagelaobanhuiyongnizheizhongbuxiaoshundeyuangong。」
「bielangfeishijianle,ganjinbaxinfanghuanji**,buranshiqingnaoda,wokannigongzuohaibaobubaodezhu。」
zheihuachedijiangwojinu,yuanlaitiandixiazhenyouzheizhongmuqin,huiweileliyibuxishanghaizijideqinshengnver。
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**cuipoguanposhuai,zhijietuisangzherangtamenchuqu:「gun!womeiyounimenzheiyangdejiaren,kuaijiwogun。」
woshuohuashengdoujiazazhekuqiang,kemamaquesihaobubirang,tagenbenbuguanwodesihuo,zhixiangbizhewobafangzirangjimeimei。
cishimamajingrancongbaolitaochuyipingdidiwei,duizaiwomianqiandao:「songyuanyiwogaosuni,niyaoshibudayingwo,wojintianjiusizainimianqian,kanniyihouhaizenmezuoren。」
eryipangdemeimeisongyuanxiangbudanbulazhumama,fanerhaishanfengdianhuo:「jiushi,niyaoshihaisimama,nijiushisharenfan,wokanzanmenzheierhaiyounajiagongsiganyaoni!」
tamenniyiyanwoyiyudena**wo,shibiyaojiangwobidaojuejing,kezheishidewozaoyiduitamenmeiyouyisiliulian,suoyiwobuhuituoxie。
yinciwotaidujianjuedao:「biexiangzhena**wo,wobupa,wobuhuanjiushibuhuan,niyaoyuanyihejiuhe。」
sheizhixiayimiao,yixiangpasidemamaquedakaipinggai,yingshengshenghexiayikounongyao,shunjiandaodibuqi。
zheituranfashengdeyiqierangwoxinligedengyisheng,danaoyipiankongbai,jixieshiditaochushoujibodajijiudianhua。
haozaisongyijishi,mamahexiaqudenongyaoyebuduo,zuihourenhaishijiulehuilai。
wokanzhetangzaibingchuangshangdemama,yijizuozaipangbianyizhixiaohehegenpengyouliaoweixindemeimei,xinliyizhenweiqu。
wohongzheyankanxiangmama,yanleiyidiyididiaoluozaibaichuangdanshang,jiangxinlideweiqujinshushuochu:「ma,nandaowobushinidenverma?nandaowoduinibuhaoma?wogongzuozheijinian,meigeyuedoujinizhuanqian,jinimaiyifu,kesongyuanxiangshayemeizuo,niweishenmejiupianxintani?」
「nilaiwogongsiwenwoyaofangzi,shenzhiyisixiangbi,nizheinaershiyaozishaa,nizheifenmingshixiangbisiwo。」
mamaquebieguotouqu,lenglengdao:「yuanyi,bafangzihuanji**ba,tameininenggan,mashizaishibufangxintaa。」
wocalecayanlei,zichaodixiaoxiao:「hehe,ruguowoshuobuni?」
mamaqueturanqingxujidong,yaobadiaoshuyeguan:「nibutongyiwojiubuzhile。」
woanzhumamayaobashuyeguandeshou,bizheyantuoxiedao:「hao,huanba,huanba。」
「danwoyougetiaojian,huanwanzhihou,womendemunvqingfendaocijieshu,yihouwobulianxini,niyebiezailianxiwo。」
shuowanwodaidaidiwangzhetianhuaban,zuizhongmeirenzhukuchusheng。
danwoshizhongyougewentixiangbumingbai,mamayixiangpasi,weihezheicihuizheimejianjuedihexianongyaoni?nandaojiuweilezheiyidianliyima?
mamachuyuanhou,wobafangziguohujilemeimei,mamajiangjialilaozhaiguohujilewo。
wanchengzheixieshierhou,woqushangban,quebeilaobanjiaodaobangongshi:「songjingli,nizaigongsiyegongzuolehaojinianle,nideyewunenglidajiayoumugongdu。danzuijinnideshiernaodefeifeiyangyang,duizanmengongsishizaiyingxiangbuhao。」
「suoyigongsipobudeyizhinengcituini,wohuirangcaiwujiniduofasangeyuegongzide。」
zhenshihuobudanxing,wojixieshididiandiantou:「xiexiewangzong。」
xiaoxianchengshiqingchuandehenkuai,houmianwoyoumianshilejijiagongsi,douyinweineijianshibuyaowo。
meibanfa,wozhinengzaijiaxiuxilejigeyue,kaolvzheyaobujiubafangzimailezijichuangye,yaobujiuqubiedechengshizhaogongzuo。
zhengdangwofachoudeshihou,**turanxialetongzhi,laozhaichaiqianle。
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