《被客户女友毁容后,我杀疯了》 小说介绍
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《被客户女友毁容后,我杀疯了》 第一章 免费试读
第一章
yinshoulenankehu5200yuandeyudingjin,jiubeinankehudenvyouwuhuile。
tadaizhezijide**meipomenerru,duiwojiushiyidunxiuru。
「kannizhangderenmogouyangde,jingranhaiyouliangou-yinnanren?」
「xianzaidexiaosanzhendeshiyuelaiyuechangkuangle,jingrangancaizaiyuanpeitoushanglashi!」
「xiaoxiaonianjibuxuehao,jingxiangxunjiejingjiaruhaomengou-yinnanren,kanjintianwomenzheixienvdepanguanruhejiaonizuoren!」
wochushengjieshi,wohetalaogongzhishimaimaiguanxi,bingbushu。
ketabuting,jiaorenbawojiazadexibalan,haiduiwoxiaqilehenshou。
nadaogehualedelianhou,tamenchaowolianshangdaolajiaoshui,jiaoshui。
daibeidachengzhongjishangwangshi,talaogongchuxianle。
wokanzheta,yiziyijushuodao:
「qiantuihuiquba!nidedanwokebuganjie。」
「lushiheyanshidehezuo,yeyibingquxiao!」
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gukefule5200deyudingjin,tuowojitanvyoudingzhiyifuxiaoxianghua。
wokanzheliangrenenaiwanfendezhaopian,xinlishanguoyisidexianmu。
zhenxiwangwoyihouyenengyudaozheiyangdehaonanren。
weitaozijikaixin,tiqianzaizhounianjinianrizhiqianzhunbeijingxi。
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yiqunnvrenshouchibangqiugun,xiongsheneshadezouzailushang,zuiliqishengshengdihanzhe:
“zhongzhenqigang,dadaoxiaosan!”
“zhongzhenqigang,dadaoxiaosan!”
weishoudenvrenwogangganghaizaizhaopianshangjianguo,zhengshiwoneikehuneidenvyou,yeshiwowoneizihuaxiangdenvzhuren。
zheiyike,wodanaoweisuole。
gangganglingwohenhenxianmuzhudeaiqing,yuanlaiyebuguoruci。
haomenshijiadegongzi,jiushiwandehuaa!
woqianfuzaizhibojianlimomochigua。
lingwomeixiangdaodeshi,haimeiguoduojiu,zhibojianderedufengkuangbiaoshengdaole50wan!
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buguozheizhibobeijingzaneimeshuxi?
youdianxiangwojiaxiaoquwaideneitiaodadao。
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erzheixienvpanguankandaobierendezhichihou,yegengjiayaowuyangweileqilai,kouhaohandeshifenxiangliang。
woshualejigehuojianbiaoshizhichihou,jiulimatuichulezhibojian。
wojixuliulangouwuruanjian,xiangkankannazhongyanliaogengheshi。
zhenghaojinwanyanliaodaolejiukeyikaishihuale。
wojiangsuoyouyaomaidedongxidoujiarugouwuche,haimeilaidejidianfukuan,wojiadamenjiuzaiwomianqianhongrandaota。
wobeihelengle,buzhisuocuodikanzheyanqiandezheiyiqie。
地震了这是?
wotai-qi-tou,kandaolenankehunvyouweishoudeershijigenvrenshouchibangqiugunchuangru,xiongsheneshadebawotuantuanbaoweizhu。
worenchulezheizhengshiganggangzhibojianneixieyangyanyaocongzhongzhenqigangdadaoxiaosandenvren。
“nimen......”
wohuahaimeishuowan,jiubeinankehunvyouyibazhanghenhenpaiguolai,lianshang**ladeyipian。
wobuganzhixindikanzheyanqiandezheiyiqie......
tamenzheishi......bawodangchengxiaosanle?
liusiyudejiemeinazheshouji,jiluzhezheiyiqie,yaohezhefensimenlaiguankanshousixiaosandemingchangmian。
wangyoumenyezhihudadehao,dadeguo-yin,zaiduoshanjixia。
“jiushinizheijiannvrengou-yinwonanpengyou?”nankehunvyouliusiyuyanshencongwoshenshanglaihuisaoguo,suihouyilianbuxie。
wobeidahou,yeyouxienaohuole。
congxiaodaodawodoushibeijiarenpengzaishouxinlidecunzai,shenmeshihoushouguozheidengweiqu?
danxiangxiangzheibijingyeshiwokehunvyou,shuangfanggongsiyeyecunzaihezuoguanxi。
kuangqiezheiyeshigewuhui,xiangxianghaishisuanle,jiangwuhuijiekaijiuhaole。
yushiwochuyanjieshidao:“saoziniwuhuile,wohenilaogongzhishimaimaiguanxi,tazaiwozheijinidingzhileyifu......”
“啪!”
wodehuahaimeishuowan,lianshangjiuyouaileyibazhang。
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“kannichuandezheisaoyang,beidilikendingmeishaogou-yinnanren,jingranhaiganzaizheigenwojiaobian!”
shuozhe,liusiyuchenwomengbizhiji,youhenhenjiwolaileji-bazhang。
liusiyudejiemeimenhongtangerxiao,zhibojianlidechiguaqunzhongyezhihu:“dadehao!”
liusiyukanzhewoneibeidadehongzhongdelian,yedeyidiyangtiandaxiaoqilai。
“nianjiqingqinggou-yinrenjialaogong,shangganzhedangxiaosandeshihou,jiumeixiangguoyouzheimeyitianma?”
“居然还敢狡辩?”
“nibudangxiaosan,buhuawolaogongdeqiandehua,jiupingninianjiqingqingde,zhudeqineimegaodashangdebieshu?”
wozhidaogentajieshibutong,jiuyaotaochushoujibodakehudedianhuaxiangrangtalaijieshi,kequebeiliusiyuyibaqiangguo。
“luxiansheng?”liusiyukanzhewoduiwoduitalaogongdebeizhu,fengcidexiaole,“zhishikehuguanxinibeizhuluxiansheng??”
“xianshengshininengjiaodema?!zheikeshiwohewolaogongzhijiandeqing-qu!”
wotingzhetazaizhibojiantianbuzhichidishuochuzheizhonghua,bujinweitagandaomengxiu。
她可是真开放。
“niyaobuxindehua,nikeyidadianhuanilaogongwenwena......”
wohaixiangjixujieshi,keliusiyuquedangzhewodemianbawoshoujishuaisui,youfengkuangdeshanlewoshijigebazhang。
“haiyongwen?”liusiyukanzhewo,xiongyouchengzhudeshuodao:“wozaiwonanpengyoudeshoujilizhuanglejiankong,woyijingguanchanihenjiule!”
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“bieyiweigou-dashangwolaogongjiunengyejibianfenghuangle,wogaosuni,youwozainixiangdoubiexiang!”
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wotingzhetaduiwodexiuru,yeyouxienule。
talaogongmeigeyiduanshijianjiwozhuanzhang,neishiyinweitazaiwozheidinggoulehuaxianga!
keliusiyuquelianwodejieshidoubuting,haijiaorenbawowuhuadabangqilai,duiwojinxingdihui。
liusiyumingjiemeibashexiangtouduizhunwodelian,kuzhexiangwangyoumenkongsudao:
“dajiakuaikankan,jiushizheigexiaosan,gou-yinlewodelaogong!”
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“womenenaiduonian,doukuaiyaodengjijiehunle,kezheigejiannvrenkandaowolaogongyouqianhou,jiushangganzidepashangletadechuang!”
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zhibojianli,dajiaduiliusiyudezaoyushenbiaotongqing,jiaoqizherangliusiyuhetajiemeishousiwozheigexiaosan,jiwodianjiaoxun。
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“ganxiedagesonglaidehuojian!”liusiyudejiemeizhuangchuyifuqingchunkerendemoyang,duizhepingmusaoshounongzishuodao:“xiangyaokanwomenyujieshousixiaosanma?piaoyizuochengbao,womenjiubazheiyiweipingdi!
liusiyujiemeidehuayichu,guanzhongmenjiufenfenpiaoqilexiaoliwu。
liusiyuehenhendedenglewoyiyan,suijifangxiahenhuadao:“wo**rangnigou-yinwonanren,burangnikankanwodelihai,nizhenyiweilaonianghaoqifua!”
shuowan,liusiyubiandaitouzaqilewojiashangwankuaidegudong,bianzabianyaohedao:“jiemeimen,jiwochanpingzheili!”
“zheixiedongxi,doushizheigexiaojian-rengou-yinwolaogonghuanlaide。”
shuowan,tajiukanzhewodafangjuecidao:“niyiweimailediangudongfangjiali,jiunengguoshangwomenzheizhongfutaitaishenghuo?jiuhunjiuwomenguizujiaojiquan?”
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jinjiezhe,zailiusiyudeyishenglingxia,wojiajiuxiangqilezheneryulong“papa”sheng。
yipaijiazhishangyidegudonghongrandaodi。
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wodaomeixiangdaodeshi,zhaopianzhongkanzhewenwenyanyuzhidenvsheng,jingranhaiyouzheifuedudemiankong。
guoranshizhirenzhimianbuzhixina!
zhibojiandewangyoukandezhihuguo-yin,liusiyude**meigengdeyile,xiaozheshuodao:“jiemeimen,zaishuajigexiaoliwu,womensiyuhenkuaijiujiangzheiliyiweipingdie!”
zhibojianwangyoukanrenaobuxianshida,songchulemanpingdeliwu。
liusiyukandaoyouneimeduozhichitaderen,juedezijijiuxiangxiangzhengzhengyideshizhe,gengjiafengkuangdizaleqilai。
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砸吧砸吧!
等会可有你们哭的。
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“yaobushinigou-yinwolaogong,niyigexia-jianpeiziyouyouhenenglidedaozheiyiqie?”
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youleliusiyudechengyao,dajiashunjianbuhaipale,fanergengjiafangsileqilai,duiwolingwaisanqiangdegudongyouzhankaifengkuangbaofu。
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erwozejingjingkanzhe,zaiyemeiyouchushengzuzhi。
tamenxiangchilaofan,wojiurangtamenchigegou!
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wosixinliefeidenahan,quewujiyushi。
guwuluozaidishang,chedisifenwuliele。
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“发生什么了?”
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被客户女友毁容后,我杀疯了