《职场舔狗》 小说介绍
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第1章
haorongyiaidaofaxinri,woqueyiwaifaxianzijibeikoule800kuaiqiangongzi。
womeirenzhuwenlelaoban,taquebaguodoushuailehuilai,zhongmukuikuixia,woyanzhuziyizhuan,fanerpengqilelaobandechoujiao:【laobanshuodedui。】
【yihouyidingcongtougai,laobanqianwanbieshengqi,yiqiedoushiwodecuo!】
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cihou,laobanzuochewokaiche、laobanchifanwojiacai、laobanshangchewokaimen、laobantingpaiwosongpao。
tayigaoxing,zhijietibawochenglexinfuganjiang,zhangguanrenshirenmingshengshadaquan。
woliyongrenshirenming,zhijiebagongsidedadongmaiquancaile,haijilen+1。
guoranmeijitian,gongsichedibuzhuanle。
dajiadoushuowoshilaobandetiangou。
ketamenbuzhidao,tianlaobandezuizhongaoyi,jiushiranglaobanyiwusuoyou。
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womengongsiyougelanguiding,meiyuezuihouyitiancaifagongzi。
buguanzheigeyueyou30tianhaishi31tian,tongtongdouanzuiwanderizisuan。
weilejieshengchengben,laobanzhizulegezuixiaodexieziloubangongshi、yigeluobuyigekengdezhaoleqigeyuangong。
tajiang“yongrenzhishu”fahuidaolejizhi,henbudejiwomenyigerenbaichengbabanyong。
womendoushuo,zheishihuluwabaoyeyedezuhe。
dangran,nengzuochuzheizhongshiderenpingshiweirenchushiyeqipadehen,womensixialimeishaotucao。
ketucaoguitucao,diertianhaishideguaiguaianshishangban。
yaobushizheiniantoubuhaozhaogongzuo,sheiyuanyizaizheigeguidifanggan?
benlaiyiweigezixianganwushi,nengjiuzheimezuoxiaqu。
kehaorongyiaidaofaxinri,woquefaxianzijibenjiubuduodegongzigengshiwuduanbeikoulebabaikuai。
kaiwanxiao,babaikuaikeshiwoyigeyuedefanqian、sangeyuedekafeifei、bageyuedetongqinfei!
zaijieshengxie,shenzhinengdiwoyigeyueshenghuofeile!
zaishuo,wozuodehaohaode,youmeichidaozaotuiyoumeizhongdaguoshi,weishenmekouwogongzi?
woyuexiangyueqi,zhijiechongjincaiwubangongshi,banzhelianwendao:
「zhangjie,zenmehaohaodekouwogongzi?」
张姐叹了口气:
「bietile,linjiangshengshuole,zheigeyuegongsiyejibuhao,fangzushuidianyaocongmeigerengongzilikou,renjunshao200,zhiyunishengxiade600,shichuyunishanggeyuedebiaoxian,tabixuyaokoude。」
「wojiushigedagongde,renjiarangfaduoshaowofaduoshao,woyehenwunaia!niyaoshiqibuguodehua,buxingquzhaotawenwen?」
benshenwomenguanxibucuo,woyemeixiangweinanta,diaotouzhijiezouxianglaobanbangongshi。
qiaolesanxiahou,wojiujilejinqu,shanxiaozhekanxianglaoban:
「linzong,buzhidaowonaerzuodebuhao,zheigeyuedegongzi——」
laobanlinjiangshengshuiyanxingzhong,zuijiaohaidaizhedianliangjingjingdekeyiyeti,neishuangshumudiaoshaoyandinglewohaoyihui,xiangshizaihuiyiwodaodishishei。
jixihou,tajuqibeiziminlekouliangtoudechashui,zuiliyoupeidewangdixiatulegenchaye:
「shanggeyuegongsiyejibuxing,womeizhengqian,zheishinimengerendenengliwenti,woshenweilaobanshifuzetongchoude,bushifuzemaidande!fangzushuidian,haiyouqitagaikoudewojiuzhijiekoule,nibuzhidaoma?」
我深呼吸压着脾气:
「keshiyebunengkouwobabaiduoba......」
林江生皱了皱眉:
「八百多?」
「edui,shinia,woxiangqilaile。」
tamodidakaishouji,yitiaotiaojiwonianleqilai:
「3yue4ri,dakashijianwei9:00:00.001,chidaole1haomiao,kou50。」
「3yue11ri,niqushangcesuodelushangzoulumanmanyouyou,baimingleshizaimoyu,kou50。」
「3yue19ri,xiabanwozhaoni,ni2fenzhongyihoucaihuifu,yougongzuodetaiduma?kou70!」
「3yue28ri,tongshichenxiaomanlizhi,tingshuonimenjigemeitianzhongwuyiqichuquchifan,kendingshinimenweimidejingshenyingxiangleta,kou200!」
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「luoyang,zheiyizhuangzhuangyijianjian,nijiushuowogaibugaikouba!nijuranhaihaoyisilaizhiwenwo?yebudianliangdianliangzijishenmeshenfen!xiangnizheiyangderen,wodongdongzhitoujiunengzhaolaibaibashige!」
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zhende,wohuoleershiduonian,zhendecongweijianguorucihouyan**zhiren。
我沉默了三分钟。
zheiyeshiwodiyicitingdaozheizhongwulidekougongziliyou。
guoranrenhuodeshijianzhangle,jiuchaguimeijianguole。
yaoshizhenxiangtashuodeyiyangzheimerongyi,neiweishenmewomentuanduirenshumeiyueliudonglvjugaobuxia,weishenmegongsidaoxianzaicaizhiyouqigeyuangongni?
shitabuxiangzhaoren,buxiangliurenma?
shiyinweirenjiadanfanshigecongmingren,doubuhuizaizheiliquzunshangban,jizijizhaozuishou!
erwomenjigenaozijinshuide,zhishiyinweichenmeichengbengao,shebudezoubale。
林江生皱眉看我:
「zenmehaibuzou,dengwoqingnichuquma?」
wobenlaixiangduita,danshenghuodeyalirangwohuadaozuibianzhuanlexiang:
「haodelinzong,wozheijiuzou,baozhengxiageyuebuhuizaifanzheizhongcuole。」
linjiangsheng“ng”leyisheng,xieyankanwo:
「nimenxianzaidezheixiexiaonianqing,zhenshiyidiankudoushoubule,suirankougongzishizuijiandancubaodefangfa,danyeshizuiyouxiaode,nengrangnimendouzhangdianjixing,xiageyuehaohaogan!」
「duile,bieduiwoyoushenmexiangfaha,wozheimezuodoushiweilerangnimenbianchenggenghaodeziji,xiangwozheimebutuhuibaodelaoban,xianzaiyijingbuduole!nihaishiganjinhuiquzhuomozhuomo,haohaochitouwodehua,baizhengzijidezhengzhilichanghelishizhanweiba!」
wopeizhexiaotuilechuqu,yiluyinchenzhelianhuilezijidegongwei。
妈的。
真晦气。
woyihuiqu,qitarenjiufenfenbuzijuedecouleguolai,xiangwodatanlaobandedongxianghetamengezimomingqimiaokougongzideyuanyin。
【wozhenfule!wobenlaiyigeyuejiubinimenzhengdeshao,haikouwo300,yaobuyaorenhuole?】
【nicaikou300?wokoule500!wokemeiluoyangzheiyongqiganjinquwen,koujiukouba,zongbimeiyouqiang......】
【cao,xinxinkukuyigeyue,daotoulaihaidetiegongsiqianfushuidianfangzu,ganqingwohuaqianjiazhuangshangbanni?】
【6,yaoshuo6haideshilinjiangshengzui6。】
【e,qingwenguojiadianwangbujiwomenbangejiangma?womennaershizaigongzuo,chunchunweiaifadiana!】
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haoma,hezhewohaishizheiyiquanrenligongzikoudezuiduode?
woweixiaozhe,budaiyidiangerengan**caidejianglinjiangshengdehuayuanyuanbenbendefushulechulai。
guoran,dajiayedouchenmole。
anjingrujidebangongquyulituranbuzhidaosheipaoxiaoleyiju:
「made,zaizheiershangbanzhenshihuaguanglewosuoyouyunqi!yaoshitanengwuyuanwugucituiwo,zaijiwon+1buchangjiuhaole。laozizaojiuxiangtiaocaole!」
其他人也纷纷附和。
caozadehuanjingxia,wonaoziliqueturanguaqiyigufengbao。
naozilishanguotazhiqianshizenmenuyiwomende,youshizenmeyongfagongzizheijianshilaiexinwomendajiade。
zheiyike,woyougexiangfa。
yigefeichangdute、jiqitebie、juzhalie、jujuemiaodexiangfa。
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说干就干。
xiawuyishangban,wozhijiezaiqunlikouzi。
【jingguoshenkedefansi,woyishidaoleshanggeyuegongzuozhongcunzaidewenti,yemingbailinzongkougongzidezhenzhengyongyi,yiqiedoushiweilerangwomendegongsifazhangenghao,wobuyinggaiyouyuanyan,gengbuyinggaiquxunwenlaobanzheizhongxiaoshi!laobanqianwanbieshengqi,yiqiedoushiwodecuo!】
【@linzongzaici,wojilinzongdaoqian,duibuqilaoban!wogufulenindexinren,danninfangxin,yihouwoyidinghuiyuebanyuehao,zhengqubagongsifayangguangda!】
xiaoxiyifa,zhouweijigetongshidouzhale。
tamendengyuanleyankanxiangwo:
「**,luoyang,nifenglea?」
woweiweiyixiao,buzuohuiying。
linjiangshengshenmeshihoujianguowozheiyang,dangxiamiaohui。
【xiaoluojuewuhaishihenkeyide,nengyishidaozheidianyijingchaoguogongsi99%derenle,bucuo,jixunuli!】
xianrantaxinqingbucuo,haifaleyigeweixiaohuangdouxiaobiaoqing。
dajiabuzijuedeyaoleyaotou:
「kao,zheigeshijiezhenshifengle!」
「luoyangjuranweile800kuaiqian,dangqitalinjiangshengdetiangoule!zheidoushishenmeshidaoa!」
wozhiruowangwen,yimeidemangyugongzuozhong。
meicuo,zheijiushiwoweilinjiangshengzhuanmendingzhidetiangoujihua。
sheishuotiangoutiandaozuihoumeiyouhaoxiachangde?
neishitamentiandejishutailow,taiguoyuqianxianle。
xiangwomenzheizhongjibiedetiangou,tiandaozuihoudezhongjiaoyi,bushirangzijiyiwusuoyou,ershiranglaobanyiwusuoyou。
linjiangshengbenlaijiushihouqizhixiu,benshenyebushishenmeyouqianren。
taqianbanshengmangmangliuliu,jinganxiemei**deshier,liangezhengjinggongzuodoumeiyou。
taxianzaizhisuoyinengjingyingqiyijiagongsi,yebuguoshiyinweizoulegoushiyun,qulegejiajingyouyuedelaopo。
youganshangzhiqiandexingyefengkouzhuazhuleshichangkongque,bazijindousuohajinlegongsi,zuoqilezhiyepeixun。
shuoshizhiyepeixun,qishiyongzhibaixiedehuashuo,jiushipianrendehuoer。
tagenqitaqiyehezuo,renjiajiaoqianzaiwomenzheierkaoshi,womenbeidilizuodianshoujiao,batongguolvkazai80%,yinianbanzaiyihouzhengjiufale。
kejiushizheixiaopibaogongsi,lengshirangtaganlewunian。
womenzheipidoushiruzhisannianzuoyoudeyuangong,xianzaixiangzouzoubule,xiangganyeganbuxiaqu。
fanzhengzongguishiyaozoude,haiburuzaizoudeshihourangtabusiyedetuocengpi。
dudingzhuyihou,woyongjinnaojin,kaishibazijibiandemangliu。
nengdadianhuagoutongdeshierjueduibufaxiaoxi,nengmoyanggongdehuojueduibuzoubianjiefangfatiqianwancheng。
mangqilaiwojiudongbudongaitanyishengjiafangbabadenanchan,zhengquchuanjinlinjiangshengerduoli。
bumangdeshihouwojiuchuaizhebumingbaidewenjianquzhaolinjiangshengxunwen。
suirantayeshuobuchugeyiersan,dankanwodetaidu,tadaweixinwei。
congzheiyihou,wochedikaiqilezijidezhichangtiangouzhilu。
bujinsantianliangtoujilaobangezhongwenxintitiefuwu,erqiejibenshangmeitiandouaodaozuihouyigezou。
fanzhengwohuijiayemeishizuo,daoburuzailinjiangshengxinliliugeshenkeyinxiang。
yikaishidajiahaiquanquanwo,houlaitamenyebushuoshenmele,zhishimomodeyuanlilewo。
dagaizaitamenyanli,woyijingwuyaokejiule。
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zaizhangdasangeyuedechixukuangtianhou,linjiangshengduiwodetaiduyefashenglefantianfudidebianhua。
chuletashenbiangenletawuniandenvmishuwai,wojiushitadedieryuanxinfudajiang。
zhongyuyouyitian,wojihuilaile。
linjiangshengcongmangcongbangongshichulai,juezhedinggouzipazaiqiantaiwentadenvmishu:
「zoumeng,nihuibuhuikaiche?」
zoumenglengleyixia,xiayishiyaotou。
wobengzhezui,fangzhizijixiaochusheng。
zoumengnashibuhuikaiche,tashibuxianggentadanduchumen!
tingshuolinjiangshengdefaqishigecutanzi,yaobushizhiyexuyao,womengongsizuihaoyigenvrendoumeiyou。
linjiangshengzhisuoyinengyongshangnvmishu,doushigenfaqixielebaozhengshucaibeiyunxude。
zoumengparemafan,kendingbuhuijitadangsijikaichede。
linjiangshengzhoujinmeitou,shixiansaodaowomenbangongquyuli。
woyanjishoukuaifangxiashoulidehuo,dangjijushoudao:
「linzong,wojialingliunian,wohuikai!」
林江生脸色缓了缓:
「yaobushiwozhongwuhejiule,kendingyebunengmafannimen......yigelianggedeshenmedouzhiwangbushang,haishiwomenluoyanghao!niganjinshoushiyixia,xianzaigenwoqutangyiyuan!」
yiyuan?nandaoshizheilinjiangshengjialichushierle?
woyaxiazijirugudexiyue,pidianpidiandenazheyaochigenzaitashenhouchulemen。
yinyuejian,wotingdaozoumengdeshengyin:
「luoyangzhenshiyuelaiyuemeixiaxianle,xingkuilinjiangshengbuxihuannanren......」
我微微一笑。
woxiadeqi,erdengfanrendongshenme?
woburudiyu,sheirudiyu?
dixiachekuli,wohaorongyicaizhaodaolinjiangshengdeaodi,gangzuojinquzuoweidoumeidiaohao,linjiangshengjiuzaihoupairangrang:
「kuaidiana!zhuomoshenmeni!」
我咧嘴一笑:
「buhaoyisialaoban,woshizaishimeikaiguozheimehaodeche......nideyoumenchachehedaodangzainaerni?」
林江生眼前一黑:
「nibushiliunianjialingma?」
我想了想:
「queshi,dankaolejiazhaoyihou,wojiumeijihuikaichela!」
linjiangshengqijie,gangzhunbeidadianhuazhongxincallren。
danfangzheyiwuzi“buhuikaiche”derenlaishuo,wowuyishitazuihoudejiumingdaocao。
chentayouyuzhishi,woyijiaoyoumencuanlechuqu,bibukenengjitazheigejihui。
linjiangshengganjinguaduandianhua,shunjianbianchengyabale。
yushiyilushang,tadouyiyizhongjiweiguijuedezishipazaizhufujiashizhijian,gaowobiandaodeshihouzenmeguai,xianzaigaicainaeryihuigaiennaer。
zheijiashi,huoxiangwodekesanjiaolian。
ruguozailushangkandaoyigeyouzhuankaichengyuguaqideren,qianwanbiexiao,youkenengshiwo。
dangran,baiwo“xianshu”dekaichejiqiaosuoci,womenlushanghaibeijiaojingjietinglesansici。
tamengegedouhuaiyiwoshitoudeche,huozhehejiule。
zailinjiangshengjiaojidejieshihou,tamencaibanxinbanyidefangxing。
20fenzhongdelu,yingshengshengbeiwokaichengle50fenzhong。
dengwomengandaodeshihou,huanghuacaidouliangle。
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wozheibiangangtinghaoche,linjiangshengjiutuozhezijichenzhongdeshenqupaodaolejizhen。
wobitanianqing,paodeyebitakuai。
gentayiqicuanshangsancengdeshihou,linjiangshengdelaopozhengqishixiongxiongdechongleguolai。
yaobushiaiyuwodemianzi,dagaiyibazhangjiuhuzailelinjiangshenglianshang。
linjiangshenghaimeilaidejishuohua,talaopojiukaikoule:
「linjiangsheng!nizenmexianzaicailai?nizhibuzhidaozaiwanlaiyibuwohenibanimajiudousile!tianshadewangbadan,laozizaojinidaledianhua,niqulushangmaicailema?」
我猛猛鼓掌。
linjiangshenghenhendenglewoyiyan,peizhexiaokanzhetalaopo:
「furen,bushiwozoudeman,womengongsijiuxiaoluozheimeyigehuikaichede,keshitabuhuikaiwodeche,lushangjiudangeledianshijian......」
「nimendaodizenmele?naerbingle?yanzhongma?」
talaopofanlegebaiyan,shunshiyedenglewoyiyan:
「meiqizhongdu…buguoxianzaituoliweixianle。」
yibuzuoerbuxiu,yankanlinjiangshenghetalaopodoubugaoxing,wozhijieshuangxiyiruanguizailedishang,haotaodao:
「duibuqilinzong!wofanletiandadecuo!meixiangdaowozheidianxiaoshierdouzuobuhao,zenmepeidangningongsideyuangong!wozhenshizuigaiwansi!」
「yaobushiyinweijintianninzhongwuhelejiu,ninyebuyongwo,shiwotaibenle,kongxuelejiashizheng,quelianchedoubuhuikai!duibuqilinzong,woyihouzhongxue,wozaiyebuganle,ninqianwanbiegenwoshengqi,saoziyebieshengqiha!」
shuowan,womanlianxijidekanxianglinjiangshengfuqiliang。
linjiangshenglaopomiansebushan:
「nizhongwuhejiule?shenmeshihou?genshei?zainaer?jigeren?youmeiyounvde?jidianhuigongside?huigongsiyihouhaiaiwoma?」
yiyuanzuibuquedejiushiren。
wozheimeyinao,pangbiangezhonghuanzhe、jiashu、hushidoucouleguolai。
dajiaqizuibashedeyilunleqilai。
【wodetian,zheishilaobanhaishituhuangdia?ganqinghaiyaozhujiuzuni?】
【zheizhongyuangongdazhedenglongdouzhaobudao,buzhidaoshibushiyoubabingzaitamenshouli,juranzheimejingye!】
【bushiba!jiuyinweikaichemanledian,jiuyaozheiyangbeitamenyazhama?】
【niumaguozhenshiniuma,xintengtayimiaozhong。】
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linjiangshengyiliangangadeyaoshangqianlawo。
我膝行两步抓住他:
「linzong,ninzheimedadebozenmenengshouyuanwangni,saozi,zheishierdoulaiwo,nimenyaoshibuyuanliangwo,wojiubuqilaile!」
woyoujiaoyouhao,kanrenaoderenweileyicengyouyiceng。
budebushuang,fafengdeganjueyetaishuangle。
linjiangshenghetalaopolianggerenlianshangxiangdafanlediaosepanside,yigesaiyigedenankan。
zaidajiadeyilunshengli,linjiangshenglianseheiruguodi:
「shenmeguaibuguaide,wozhaodaijiahaidetaoqianni,benshenxianzaijiushizhanyongnidegongzuoshijian,niyeshichuyuhaoxin,wohaidexiexienini。」
「xingle,meishenmeshiernijiuhuiquba。」
wolingming,haohaoganxieletayitonghoujiuhuilegongsi。
zhiyutayihuishijiaodaijiahaishizijikai,shihuigongsihaishiyaoqushenmebiededifang,dougenwomeiguanxile。
buguowoxiang,tayinggaiyihouzaiyebuhuiyaowokaicheleba。
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wozuozaigongjiaochekaochuangdeweizhi。
xinqinghaole,lianfengdoushixiangde。
dengmanmanyouyouhuangdaogongsideshihou,zhenghaoganshangdajiadexiabanshijian。
wonixingergui,dajiadouraokaiwowangwaizou。
zhiqiangenwoguanxibucuo,danyinweiwodetiangouxingjingdiyigebugenwolaiwangdegaowenyuandaopotianhuangdekailekou:
「banglinjiangshengbaipaoyitangba?renjiayongwannidoubukensongniyicheng,juranrangnizijihui!zhenbuzhidaonishiweileshenme!」
「luoyang,tinggede,tiannvrenshuobudinghainengbaipiaogeduixiang,tianlaobanninengyoushenmehaoa?」
womeixinyidong,niutoukanta:
「你想离职吗?」
bijingtajiushineitiandiyigeshuoxiangyaon+1peichangzourende。
gaowenyuanlengleyixia,suijixiaole:
「zenme,nigenlinjiangshengguanxilajinle,jiuyaobawomenzheizhonghaoxinquangaoniderenkaichua?」
「xing,niyaoshiyoubenshidehuajiujiwozhengzou,fanzhengwozaojiubuxiangzaizheierganle!」
shuozhe,takuaizoulejibu。
jirantazheimeshuole,neiwozheihuoyebunengbaigan,diyigerenxuanjiushitale。
gaowenyuanzaiwomenzheieryesuanrencai,renjiayanjiushengkaodaole985daxue。
yaobushiyinweimeikaoshanggongwuyuan,youqueyifenlijiajindegongzuozuoguodu,zenmehuiqujuzaiwomenzheierdangyigexiaoxiaodewenyuan。
xianzaiyouzheigejihui,woburubangtayiba。
zhongzizaixinlizhongxia,shenmeshihoushishizhishichizaodeshile。
danyoulezheigeniantou,xiangxinyiqiedouhuichaozheganghaodefangxiangfazhan。
neitianzhidaowo8dianxiabandeshihou,linjiangshengdoumeihuilai。
woyigerenlalezhasuolemen,qingqingsongsongdexiabanhuilejia。
diertianzhaochangshangbandeshihou,linjiangshengzhaojiuzhongwucailaigongsi。
yijinlaitadayanjiukandaolewo,kebuzhidaoshibushixiangdaolewoyikuernaodebenshi,lengshizhengyandoumeiqiaowozijijiuzoulejinqu,shunlujiaozoulemishuzoumeng。
zheigenzhiqiantameiciluguowodouyaoshuoyisheng“haohaogan”deyangzitianchadibie。
办公区又有了乐子。
tamendaliangzhewo,qieqiesiyu。
【linjiangshengzenmebugenluoyanghaole?tabushiyizhixiangshoubeitiandeganjuema?】
【gujishipaimapipaimatizishangle,meikanzuotiantamenlianggerenchuqude,yigerenhuilaidema!】
【nikan,woshuoshenmele,tiangoushigou,genwomenrennengyiyangma?】
wopiaoleyiyan,tamenjiubuhangshengle。
henkuai,zoumengcongbangongshichulaile,dajiawentazenmele。
zoumengzhuangzuobujingyidekanlewoyiyan,biezhexiaodao:
「yemeishenme,jiushitawenworenburenshijiaojingduideren,haoxiangshitazuotianxiawukaichedeshihoubeichale,yinweijiujiachehebendoukoule,zhengchouzenmenongchulaini!」
dajiabiezhexiao,yigelianggededoujizijidiaochenglezhendongmoshi。
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