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diyizhangxuangezukequshouzu
咚!咚!咚!
yijiandanshengongyumenkou,fangdongtaitaizhengyongliqiaozhemen,chekaisangzihandao:“kaimen!zhouxu,wozhidaonizailimian。niyijingqianlelaoniangsangeyuedefangzu,zaibujiao,jiujilaoniang**!”
taqiaolebantian,jiaolebantian,limianshizhongmeiyoufanying。
zuihouleile,liuxiayiju,“nidengzhe,laoniangchizaobanidemenqiaokai!”
然后气呼呼地走了。
fangjiannei,zhouxutangzaichuangshang,querenfangdongzhendelikaihou,zuoqishentanlekouqi,“kanlaidejinkuaizhaogegongzuole,anneilaoniangkedexingge,kendingzuodechulai。”
bushitabuxiangjiao,shizhendemeiqianjiaozu。
zijidezuilewangqing,bujingongzuodiule,tahaiyangyanyaorangzijizaizhonghaihunbuxiaqu。qianmianzhaolejifengongzuo,douyinweiwangqingguanxibeipocizhi,haibeipangzouleyidun。
suoyizhouxuxianzaijibendouduozaijiali,shenshangdeqianyehuaguangle,ruguozaimeiyoushouru,tazhinengshuidajiele。
怎么办?
周旭一筹莫展。
“dasizongbiesiqiang。”
tanaqishouji,dengrurencaizhaopinwang,xiankankanyoushenmeheshidegongzuo。
nazhigangyijinruwangzhan,jiuyouyitiaoxiaoxifaleguolai,“nihaoa,xiangzhaogongzuoma?”
zheizhongduanxinhenpubian,xiangxinzaiwangshangzhaoguogongzuoderenjibendouyudaoguo,yibanbushipianzijiushineizhongbuzenmeyangdegongzuo,jibenmeirenlihui。
buguozhouxudoukuaijiebukaiguole,yincixiangyemeixiangjiuhuifudao,“duia,nineibianshizuoshenmede?”
对方,“收租。”
收租?
还有这样的工作?
zhouxuwen,“jutiyaozenmezuo?youshenmeyaoqiu?gongzidaiyuzenmeyang?”
duifanghui,“jiushibangwoqushouzu,shigerendounenggan,shoudaodezuanbaifenzhiyiticheng,gongzuoziyou,xiangshenmeshihouqushouzudoukeyi,yebuyongdaka。”
这么好?
正适合自己啊。
zhouxuyixi,buguohaishiwen,“neiyaobuyaojiaobaozhengjin?”
yibanpianzidoushizheigetaolu,budebufang。
“buyong,ruguonidaying,wohuifayigechuangkoujini,nidianjitongyi,likejiukeyishangbanle。”
还有这样的操作?
zhouxuhenhaoqi,huileyigezi,“hao。”
fanzhengyebuhuaqian,xiankankanzaishuo。
henkuai,tadepingmushangjiutiaochuyigechuangkou,shangmianyouyixingzi:shifoutongyichengweishouzuyuan?
xiamianzeshiyige“tongyi”deanniu。
周旭轻轻一点。
pingmulikedanchuyixingzi:gongxizhouxuchengweitiantingshouzushi。
tazenmezhidaowodemingzi?tiantingshouzushi?zheichenghaoqidehaizhengaodashang,yiweijishenxianshouzuni?
周旭只觉得好笑。
zheishi,duifangyoufalaiyitiaoxiaoxi,“hehe,gongxixiaoyou,xianzainijiushiyimingguangrongdeshouzuyuanle,zanmenjiageqiehao,wobashouzuqingdanfajiniha。”
zhouxujialeduifang,kandaoduifangxianshidenichengshi:yigexianren。
tahenkuaifalaiyigewendang,xiezhe:tiantingzukeqingdan。
zhouxudiankaiyikan,dunshilengzhule。
“被耍了!”
zhijianqingdanshangxianshidezukexingmingjuranquandoushineixieershunengxiangdeshenxian,shenmechange、yangjian、julingshen、nanjixianweng,liannazha、sunwukong、zhubajiezheixierendouyou。
这踏马什么玩意!
“zhouxuxiaoyou,nixianzaishibushiganjuebeishuale?”yigexianrenfalaiwen。
“nijuedeni?”zhouxuhenbushuang,“niyaopianrenyenongdexiangyangdian,zhenggeshenxiandaquanjiwo,nihairangwoqutiantingshoutamendezu?daodinishahaishiwosha?”
“hehe,zheizhongshidequebuhaojieshi,zheiyangba,nisuibiandianyige,kankanhuifashengshenme。”duifangtiyi。
“niyiweiwohuishangnidedang?dengxiawodianle,kendinghuiyoubingdu。”
“滚吧,骗子!”
zhouxuzhijiejiangduifanglaruleheimingdan。
keshiduifanghaishinengjitafalaiyitiaoxiaoxi,“nixianzaikebunengshuobugan。”
zenmelaheilehainengfaxiaoxi?duifanggaibuhuiheijinleqieba?bukeneng,qieneimedadegongsi,tayaoshinengheijinqu,nahaixuyaozaizheilidangpianzi。
“laozibu**hainengbawozenmedi?xiangpianlaozi,zaiquduolianjinian。”
zhouxuzhijieguandiaoqie,bashoujirengdaoyibian。
keshishoujiquezidongjiesuo,zaicidanchuduifangdexiaoxi,“hehe,xiaoyou,niganggangyijingtongyile,ruguonibugan,keshihuizaoleipidee。”
tabalaozideshoujiyeheile!
kendingshiganggangdianneigetongyideshihou。
zhouxunaqishoujihuifu,“dage,wojiuyiqiongguangdan,nijiusuanyaopian,woyemeiqianjinipiana。xingxinghao,biezhengwole,niquzhaobierenba。”
“zhaobierenyemeiyong,niyijingtongyile。”
日啊!
老子怎么这么倒霉。
“nidaodixiangzenmeyang?”zhouxuwen。
“xuangezukequshouzu。”
zhouxuqidechadianbashoujizale。
xuanjiuxuan,fanzhenglaozimeiqian,kannizenmepian。
zhouxuyiqizhixia,diankaineifentiantingzukeqingdan,suibianxuanlegemingzidianjinqu。
哗!
talikeganjueyanqianyihei,dengzaicihuiguoshenlaishi,tayijingbuzaichuzuwulile。
zhijiansizhoushifenkongkuang,yizuojudadegongdianfuxianzaiyanqian,jinguangshanshan,xianyunhuanrao,haimimanzheyimodandandeyanxia,ruoyinruoxian,feichangyouyijing。
zhouxukandaoyanqiandejingse,zhenggerendoudaizhule。
zheishizenmehuishi?wozenmeturandaozheililaile?shihuanjuema?
talikenaqishoujiwendao,“nibawozenmele?zheilishishenmedifang?nidaodishishenmeren?”
“wobushishuole,nixianzaishitiantingshouzuyuan,ziranshilaitiantingshouzule。zheilishizhanggengdian,taibaijinxingzhudedifang。nizanshihaibuxuyaozhidaowoshishei,jiaowolaobanjiukeyi。”
zhouxuyanlekoukoushui,nanyizhixin!
老子遇上神仙了!
tazuolegeshenhuxi,nulirangzijizhendingxialai。
jier,xinlirenbuzhukuangxi。
神仙!
zheigeshishangzhendeyoushenxian,zijizheishizoudayunle。
talianmangwen,“neiwogaizenmequshouzu?wokezhishifanren,renjiayigepentijiunengbawopensile。”
yigexianren,“nihaimeifaxiannishenshangdeyifubianle?”
zhouxumashangdalianglezijiyiyan,zheicaizhuyidaozijichuanzheyishenbaisegudaiyangshideyipao,toufayebianzhangle,haiyoufaji,yongyigenyuzanziguding。yaojianzeguazheyigeyinbaisedepaizi,yebuzhishiyongshenmejinshucailiaozhizuode,henjingzhi,shangmiankezheyige“zu”zi。
我在天庭收房租