《我!睡觉就能无敌》 小说介绍
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tiancediguo,jinqiujiuyue。
paimingdiguozuihouyimingdekongjundiwufeixingxueyuan,zhengzaizhaokaiyingxindianlihejunxundongyuandahui。
“tongxuemen,huanyingnimenjiarukongjundiwufeixingxueyuan!”
“nimenchengzaizhediguodeweilai……”
“nimenbijiangchengweixiongying,aoxiangyuzuguodelantian……”
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raner,feixingzhihuizhuanyefangduili。
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“演讲技能+1”
“演讲技能+1”
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zhangxiaomi**dibishangshuangyan,zhunbeizhanzaineijixushuijue。
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又来了一个学渣!
niannianjiwomenfenpeizuichadexueyuan!
jinnianfenlaideyoushishenmeguidongxi?
caizhanleershifenzhongjunzijiushuichengzheiyangle?
shuaixinglehaiyao**dejixushui?
songyuchengnuhoudao:“zhanzheshuijuedeneigexinxueyuan,jiwochulie!”
“a?”zhangxiaomizhengkaixianyuyan,mantuntundilaidaoduilieqian。
quanchangshangqianshuangyanjing,doudingzailezhangxiaomideshenshang。
“nijiaoshenmemingzi!”songyuchengjinliangyazhezijidefenbei。
“baogaosongyuanzhang,wojiaozhangxiaomi!”zhangxiaomiyibianshuo,yibianhenbushiyididalegeyonglandehaqi,haoshushideganjue。
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zhangxiaomiyilianmengbi:“songyuanzhang,huashuo,womendiwufeixingxueyuanzaojiumeiyoulianmianlea。”
songyucheng:“ni……nihushuoshenme!”
“yuanzhang,zanmendiwufeixingxueyuanlianxuershinian,gexiangyewubiwudaoshudiyi。”
“qitasijiafeixingxueyuandoushuowomenshilajia。”
“zaihangkongjie,womenwufeiyizhijiushichirudedaimingcia。”
zhangxiaomiwubishichengdishuochulewufeideshiqing。
quanchangdunshiyizhensaodong,henduoxinxueyuanyijingkaishihuaiyirenshengle!
songyuchengganjuexinjiaotongdoukuaifanle。
suiranzheishidashihua,danshidangzhongshuochulaizhendehaoma?
“ni……jiranjuedewufeizheimediulian!nigun!tuixue!buyaodaizaiwufei!”songyuchengqijibaihuaidao!
zhangxiaomixixiyixiao:“songyuanzhang,wotanpaile,qishiwoshiyigetiancai,woshilaizhengjiuwufeide。”
额……
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额……
“wohuinianyaqitasijiafeixingxueyuan,juebujitamenhuolude!”
噗……
songyuchengchadiantuchuyikoulaoxue。
jianguobuyaoliande,meijianguozheimebuyaoliande!
不行了!
他就是个**!
不能跟他说话了!
fouzeyaobeishangqianmingxinxueyuanxiaosile!
“bizui!nixianzaiguidui!mingtiankaishi,jinbiyigexingqi!”
啊?
zhangxiaomiyilianwugu,xiangyaojixuzhengbian。
zhengzaizheishi,lishudiwufeixingxueyuandeyijiachujiaoqijiaolianji,fachujudahongmingshengfeiguotouding。
zheijiachujiaoqideweibu,haixuanguazheyifuhongsehengfu:“kongjundiwufeixingxueyuanreliehuanyingxinxueyuan!”
xianran,zheishidiwufeixingxueyuanweixinxueyuanmenzhunbeideyingxinliwu。
suoyouxueyuandoubuzijuedetaitouchaotiankongguankan。
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songyuchengkanzhetiankongfeiguodechujiaoqi,ganjinjixingfahui:“xueyuanmen,xiwangnimenzaijunxunqijian,chongfenfahuibupakubupaleidejingshen,yiyouyichengjiwanchengsangeyuedejunxun!”
“zhiyaonimensiniankekuxuexi,qianglianbenling。”
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songyuchengdedongyuanfayankangkaijiang,haijidongdihuilehuiquantou!
raner,songyuchengdehuayingangluo。
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我了个大擦!
zheizhongshihouchufeixingshigu?
songyuchengliansecanbai,kanzhekongzhongmaozhenongnongheiyandexunlianji,xintoulveguoyiwantoucaonima。
xianchangsuoyouxinxueyuanyemengbile。
zheijiaguazheyingxinhengfudefeiji……juranxiangshenfenggansiduiyiyangfuchongerlaile!
这是几个意思啊?
womenjintiancaigangruxuea,gejiucaiyebuyongzheimepobujidaiba?
yinggaizhishiwangetejidoudouwomendeba?
raner,rongbudexianchangsuoyourenduoxiang,yuanfangdefeixingtataiyijinganxialecierdefangkongjingbao。
yigezhongnianjunguan,tongguotataikuoyinqijicudihandao:“1haoxunlianchangqingkong,zhongfu。”
“1haoxunlianchangqingkong!zheibushiyanxi!zheibushiyanxi!”
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我……擦!
yingxindefeijidounengzhuihui?
zheifeixingjishuhainengzaichayidianma?
现场顿时大乱!
“疏散!”
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张小迷终于醒了!
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我!睡觉就能无敌