《我,洪荒打工仔,被顶流神仙掰弯》 小说介绍
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1pantaoshengyandeliulizhanbeizasuizaiwojiaoxia,qingtiandejiuyejianshiwoganglingdeyunsigongfu。zhaohuadijun,
womentiantingjituandezuigaozhixingguan,jiutianzhishangzuiqinglengchuchendeshen,cikezhengzhuazhewodeshouwan。
tadezhijianbingleng,lidaoquejihuyaojiangwodegutouniesui。taduimian,shiwanniansiduitou,moyudeceo,
yeliaomozun。neijiahuoxiaodezhangyang,xinghongdeyipaozaisanwanliuqianchidetiangongli,xiangyituanshaochuantianjideyehuo。
ranhou,jiuzaizheitiantingzuigaoguigedenianhuishang,dangzhemantianshenfodemian,yeliaomozunkaikoule。“zhaohua,
fangkaita。”tadeshengyindaizhemoyuteyoudeshayaheguntang,“tashiwoderen。”wo,yunguiwan,
tiantingyunbuyigepingpingwuqideyunduofangzhigong,ruzhisanqiannian,jingjingyeye,congweichidaozaotui。
woderenshengmubiaoshizangougongde,huanyigedaixiaoyuanzideshenxianbianzhi,ranhoutangpingdaohonghuangjintou。kejintian,
worenshengdeguidaohaoxiangbeizheiliangweidalao,kaizhechuangshijibiedeshenlijiqiangxingbaiwanle。zhaohuadijunyanjiedichui,
zhangzhangdejiemaozhezhuletamouzhongdeqingxu。tameikanyeliao,zhikanzhewo。“yunguiwan。
”tadiyicijiaowodemingzi。“congjinriqi,nidiaorenzichendian,zhuansibenjunqiju。”zhenggeyaochishunjiansiji。
lianxiwangmudouwanglejitashoulidepantaoxuepi。zichendian,dijunqindian。zhuansiqiju?
neibujiushichuanshuozhongdetieshenxianguan?wonaoziliwengdeyisheng,yipiankongbai。
yeliaomozunlianshangdexiaoyichedixiaoshile。tazhoushendemoqifanyong,jihuyaojiangyaochixianjingranchengyipianqihei。
“zhaohua,nigan!”zhaohuadijunzhongyutaiyan,mouguanglengdexiangwannianxuanbing。“nikanwoganbugan。
”wobeijiazaizhongjian,tuiduzidouzaidazhan。wozhishigeputongdagongren。wozhendebuxiangcanyuzheizhonggaocengdouzheng。
huiside。zhendehuiside。2wobei“yasong”huileyunbu。shuoshiyasong,qishishidijunzuoxiadeliangdahufa,
qinglonghebaihu,yizuoyiyou“husong”wo。wopingshilianjiantamenyimiandezigedoumeiyou。
jintiantamenkanwodeyanshen,chongmanlefuzahetanjiu。yunbudezhuguan,yigepanghuhudetudishen,
hedechadianbazijidehuzijiuxialai。“yun……yunguiwan,nizheishi……”woyukuwulei。“zhuguan,
woyaobeidiaozoule。”qinglongshenjunmianwubiaoqingdidaiweichuandadijundezhiyi。“fengdijunfazhi,
yunguiwanjikeqidiaoruzichendian,suoyouzhijidaiyu,lianshengsanpin。”lianshengsanpin!
yunbudetongshimendaoxiyikouliangqi,kanwodeyanshencongtongqingshunjianbianchenglejidu。woqueyidiandougaoxingbuqilai。
zheifuqijini,niyaobuyaoa?woshoushidongxideshihou,zhenggeyunbuyaquewusheng。woqishimeishenmedongxi。
jijianhuanxidegongfu,yigeyonglebabainiandechabei,haiyouwotoutouzangqilaizhunbeixiabanhoukendexianguo。
wobaozhewodexiaobaoguo,ganjuezijixiangshibeidabaosongshangjitaidejipin。baihushenjunsihukanchulewodebuan。
tanandedikaikou,shengyinxiangjinshumoca。“biepa,dijunbuhuiweinanni。”wochechuyigebikuhainankandexiao。
dalao,nimendajia,womenzheixiexiaobingzaoyanga。wobuxiangzhidaodijunhuibuhuiweinanwo。
wozhixiangzhidaoyeliaomozunhuibuhuiyibazhangpaisiwo。3zichendianbiwoxiangxiangdehaiyaolengqing。judadegongdianli,
chuleliaoraodexianqi,jihumeiyourenheduoyudezhuangshi。kongkuang,jijing,xiangyizuohuameidelingmu。
zhaohuadijunjiuzhuzaizheili。wodegongzuohenjiandan。zaoshangjiaotaqichuang,suirantagenbenbuyongshuijue。
baitianjitazhenglishuan,suirantadeshuanyongyuanyichenburan。wanshang……wanshangwobuzhidaogaiganma,
zhinengzhanzaidianwaifadai。zhaohuadijunhuahenshao。tadabufenshijiandouzaichuligongwu,
piyueneixienengjuedingsanjiemingyundeyujian。takanyujiandeshihou,celiandexiantiaohenwanmei。
xiangshenjiangyongzuijingzhandegongyidiaozhuochudeyuxiang。wobuganduokan。wopatachajuedao,
ranhoujuedewoduitayoufeifenzhixiang。tiandiliangxin,wozhixiangbaozhuwodexiaoming。zheitian,wozhengzaijitayanmo。
taturankaikou。“shou。”woyigejiling,shoulidemodingchadiandiaojinyantaili。“dijun?”“shoushenchulai。
”wozhanzhanweiweidishenchuwodezuoshou。jiushibeitazhuaguodeneizhi。taxiuzhangdeshouzhiqingqingdazaiwodeshouwanshang。
yiguwenheyoubadaodeshenli,huanhuanzhuruwodetinei。woshouwanshangneikuaibeitaniechulaideyuqing,
yirouyankejiandesuduxiaosanle。wolengzhule。“dijun,wo……”“zaibenjunshenbiandangcha,
shenshangbunengyouxiaci。”tadeshengyinyijiuqingleng,tingbuchurenheqingxu。kewodexintiao,
quemomingqimiaodilouleyipai。zheigebingkuailian,haoxiang……yemeineimebujinrenqing?
4zheigeniantouzhichixulebudaobantian。yinweiyeliaomozun,youlaile。tabushiguangmingzhengdalaide。
tashichenzheyese,huazuoyilvheiyan,zhijiepiaojinlewodefangjian。dangshiwozhengzhunbeishuijue。
kandaochuangbianturanduochuyigeren,wohedehunfeiposan,chadiandangchangqushi。“xiaoyunduo,xiangwolemei?
”yeliaomozunxieyizaiwodechuangtou,xiaodexiangzhitoulexingdehuli。wozhuajinwodexiaobeizi,suozaichuangjiao。
“mo……mozundaren,ninzenmejinlaide?”“zheitiandixia,youwoxiangququequbulededifang?”tashenchushou,
xiangmowodelian。wohedeyiduosuo,zhenggerendoutiezaileqiangshang。“biepengwo!”yeliaomozundeshoudunzaibankongzhong。
talianshangdexiaorongdanlexie。“zenme?zhaohuapengde,wopengbude?”wokuaikule。“liangweidalaowodourebuqi,
qiuqiuninfangguowoba。”“fangguoni?”yeliaomozuncoujinwo,wenredehuxipenzaiwodelianshang。“wanle。
”tadishengshuo。“congwodiyiyankandaoni,jiuwanle。”tadeyanshenhenshen,xiangzangzheyipianfanyongdeyanjianghai。
wowanquankanbudong。wozhishiyigefangyunde。woshenshangdaodiyoushenmedongxi,
zhidezheiliangweihonghuangdingliurucidadonggange?jiuzaizheishi,fangmenbeirenyijiaochuaikai。zhaohuadijunyishenbaiyi,
zhanzaimenkou,zhoushendeqiyadidekepa。zhenggefangjiandewendu,shunjianjiangdaolebingdian。“yeliao,gunchuqu。
”5lianggedalaoyouduishangle。wodexiaowuzi,chengletamenxindezhanchang。yeliaomozuncongchuangshangzhanqilai,
lanyangyangdishenlegelanyao。“zhaohua,niguandeyetaikuanle。wolaitanwangwodexiaoyunduo,yunihegan?
”“nide?”zhaohuadijundeyanshenlengdenengsharen。“taxianzaishiwozichendianderen。”“e?zichendianderen?
”yeliaomozunxiaole,xiaoshenglimanshichaofeng。“niwenguotayuanbuyuanyima?”taliangdemuguang,tongshizhuanxianglewo。
woganjuezijixiangshifatingshangdengdaixuanpandefanren。woshuoshenmedoushicuo。wobaochichenmo。
zhaohuadijundeliansegenglengle。“yunguiwan,guolai。”yeliaomozunyexiangwoshenchushou。“xiaoyunduo,laiwozheili。
wodainilikaizheigebingjiao,moyukebitiantinghaowanduole。”wokankanzheige,youkankanneige。yigebingshan,
yigehuoshan。wonagedoubuxiangxuan。wozhixianghuiwodeyunbu,jixuwodefangzhidaye。
“wo……”wogangshuoleyigezi,zhaohuadijundongle。tameiyouyongfashu。tazhishishenxingyishan,
jiudaolewomianqian。ranhou,tazuoleyijianrangzhenggesanjiedouweizhizhendongdeshiqing。tawanxiayao,
bawodahengbaoleqilai。wo:“!!!”yeliaomozun:“!!!”wozhenggerendoujiangle。
beichuanshuozhongburanfanchen、qinglengjinyudezhaohuadijun,yonggongzhubaodefangshibaozaihuaili。zheihuamiantaimei,
wobugankan。“yeliao。”zhaohuadijunbaozhewo,zhuanshenmianduizhemozun。“kanqingchu,taxianzaishisheideren。
”shuowan,tabaozhewo,yibuyibuzouchulewodefangjian。liuxiayeliaomozunyigeren,zhanzaiyuandi,
lianseheidexiangguodi。6wobeizhaohuadijunbaohuiletadeqindian。tadeqindian。wodenaozichedidangjile。
tabawoqingqingfangzaitaneizhangjudawubide,youwannianhanyuzhichengdechuangshang。hanyuchuangsanfazhesisiliangqi。
woquejuedehunshendouzaifatang。“dijun……”wodeshengyindouzaidou。“jinwan,nishuizheili。”tashuo。
“wo……woshuizheili?neininni?”“woshuiwaidian。”tadiuxiazheijuhua,zhuanshenjiuyaozou。
woguishishenchadizhuazhuletadeyixiu。tatingxiajiaobu,huitoukanwo。yueguangtouguochuanglingsajinlai,luozaitalianshang,
jitadushangleyicengrouhedeguangyun。“dijun,weishenme?”wozhongyuwenchulexindideyihuo。“weishenmeshiwo?
”tachenmolehenjiu。jiudaowoyiweitabuhuihuidale。tacaihuanhuankaikou。“yinwei,nizuodeyun,hentebie。
”“ha?”wohuaiyiwotingcuole。yun?jiuyinweiwofangdeyun?“nifangdeyun,
daizheyigu……henshuxideqixi。”tashuo。“neiguqixi,wozhaolehenjiu。”wogengmengle。
wofangdeyunyoushenmetebiede?budoushiyongtianheshuiheriguangshaichulaidema?kpidouyiyanga。
nandaoshiwofangdeshihou,toutoujiarulezijidedujiapeifang?biruwodetoupixie?7.shiqingdefazhan,
yuelaiyuechaohuwodexiangxiang。wokaishizaidijundechuangshangshuijue。erdijun,shuizaiwaidianderuantashang。
zheigexiaoxiyaoshichuanchuqu,gujitiantingdegujiadouyaodieting。meitianzaoshang,woyizhengyan,
jiunengkandaozhaohuadijunzuozaichuangbian。tatongchangyijingchuliwanleyibufengongwu。jianwoxingle,
tahuidijiwoyibeiwenredeyulu。“xingle?”“ng。”zheizhongtongjuyiyangdeshenghuo,
rangwogandaoyizhongguiyideshiying。woshenzhikaishijuede,zhaohuadijunneizhangbingkuailian,kanjiuleyetingshunyande。
dangran,womeiwangjiyeliaomozunzheigedingshizhadan。tameiyouzaichuangjinwodefangjian。
danshitakaishiyongbiedefangshisaoraowo。biru,tahuipaitademojiang,jiwosonglaimoyudetechan。
yixiangzihuijianjiaodemogu。yilanzizhangzheyanjingdeguozi。haiyouyishu……yongkuloutouzhachengdehua。
womeicidourangqinglongbaihubazheixiedongxiyuanfengbudongdituihuiqu。fushangyizhangzhitiao:xiexie,danqingbuyaozaisongle,
yingxiangwokpi。zheitian,wozhengzaiyuanzilishaitaiyang。zhaohuadijunturanzoudaowoshenbian。“zheige,jini。
”tadijiwoyigedongxi。shiyizhifazan。yongyixiaokuaiqicaixiangyundiaokeercheng,yunduodexingtai,
hewofangdeyunyimoyiyang。zantouhaizhuizheyikexiaoxiaodexingxing,shanzhewenroudeguang。
“zheishi……”“nibushixihuanfangyunma?”tabieguolian,ergensihuyoudianhong。“wo……woxuezhezuode。
”wolengzhule。zhao-hua-di-jun!tiantingzuigaotongzhizhe!tajuran,qinshou,weiwo,yigefangzhigong,
zuoleyizhifazan。zheiyijingbushijiandandezhichangbalingle。zheishiyaogaobangongshilianqingdejiezoua!
woxinlidexiaolu,kaishifengkuangdizhuangqiang。wozhandouzheshou,jieguoneizhifazan。
“xiexiedijun……”“jiaowozhaohua。”taturanshuo。woshouyidou,fazanchadiandiaozaidishang。“di……dijun,
zheibuheguiju……”“zaiwozheili,wojiushiguiju。”tadeyuqiburongzhiyi。wokanzheta,tayezaikanwo。
tadeyanjingli,buzaishiwannianbuhuadehanbing。haoxiangyoushenmedongxi,zhengzaiqiaoqiaoronghua。
8.wohaishimeinengjiaochutademingzi。danwobaneizhifazan,daizailetoushang。diertian,
wodaizhefazanquyuhuayuanjiaohua。yingmianjiuzhuangshangleyeliaomozun。tazheicishiguangmingzhengdajinlaide。
tingshuoshilaihetiantingtanshenmesanjiehepingxieyi。guicaixin。tayiyanjiukandaolewotoushangdefazan。
talianshangdexiaorongshunjianxiaoshile。“tasongnide?”womeishuohua,wanghoutuileyibu。“haitinghaokande。
”taturanxiaole。zhishineixiaorong,youdianleng。tayibuyibuxiangwobijin。“xiaoyunduo,nishibushiwangle,
nideyun,shisheijiaonifangde?”womengditaiqitou。“nishenmeyisi?”“xiangbuqilaile?
”yeliaomozunshenshou,qingqingfuguowobinbiandefasi。tadedongzuohenqing,querangwoqileyishenjipigeda。
“sanqiannianqian,tianhebian,neigelinzheyu,dongdesesefadoudexiaoxiantong。”wodenaozili,hongdeyisheng。
yixiemohude,beiwoyiwangdejiyisuipian,kaishiyongxian。yigeyutian。wogangfeishengchengxian,
haishigeshenmedoubudongdexiaoxiantong。yinweibenshoubenjiao,beifenpeidaoyunbuzuikuzuileidegangwei。woxuebuhuifangyun,
beizhuguanzema,fawobuxuchifan。woyigerenpaodaotianhebianku。ranhou,yigechuanzhehongyidenanrenchuxianle。
tachengzheyibaheisedesan,zoudaowomianqian。“kushenme?meichuxi。”tazuishangzheimeshuo,
quebasanfenleyibanjiwo。tahaizhuazhewodeshou,yidianyidiandijiaowo,ruheyintianhezhishui,
ruhejuriyuezhiguang,fangchuzuipiaoliangdeyunxia。“jizhu,yongxinqufang。”“nideyun,
yaodaizhenizijideweidao。”neigeren……“shini?”wokanzheyeliaomozun,manliandebukesiyi。
“xianzaixiangqilaile?”yeliaomozundexiaorongli,daizheyisideyi,heyisikuse。“nidefangyunshu,
shiwojiaode。”“zhaohuaxihuande,bushinideyun。”“taxihuande,shiyunli,wodeweidao。
”9zheigexinxiliangtaidale。woganjuewodecpudouyaoshaole。wofangdeyunli,youyeliaodeweidao?
suoyizhaohuadijunbawonongdaoshenbian,qishishiweile……duwusiren?bawodangchengleyeliaodedaican?
zheigouxuedeqingjie!woganjuewobushizaihonghuang。woshizaiyibubadiandangdejiatinglunlijuli。
erqiehaishizuihexindeneigejiaose。“suoyi……”wojiannandikaikou。“nimenliang……”“meicuo。
我,洪荒打工仔,被顶流神仙掰弯