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徐云天觉得。
zheijianshiqingtajiushiyichangyiwai！
nayouxiangwangshangshuodeneiban，rucixuanhu。
这都二十一世纪了！
erdanmutingdaoxuyuntianshuodehua，yefenfenyilun。
“wojiushuole，zuowanneigesangzangdianlaobanchuncuixiamaopengshangsihaozi，zheizhongshiqingzenmekenengyuyande？”
“haiyourenquxinneixieyingxiaohaobiande，xiaosiwole。”
“renjiaxuyuntianhaishidangshiren，zenmemeiyouchushi？jiushilaowangjishubuxingchuxianyiwaizhuangshangleeryi。”
“kankanlezijiudele，sheixiangxinsheiruozhi。”
“相信科学！”
“......”
cikezaizhibojianwaideliyuzezhongyushizhidaolecirenshishei，zhengshizhiqiancengzailaowangzhibojianluguoliangciliandeqitaqishou！
zhishimeixiangdaozijiyoushuadaolezheiqunren，erqiexitongjizheirenpandingdesiwanglvhairucizhigao。
这群人是干什么了？
buguo...xinzangbing，zheikebiyiwaizhuangchesiwanghaikongbu！
buguohaiyoushigexiaoshi，zijihaikeyitixingyixiazheigeren，huoxunenggoubimianzheiciyiwai。
yushi，liyuzediankaizhibojianjinqu。
“yilutongbaishiyitiaolongfuwujinruzhibojian！”
“兄弟们...”
zhibojiannei，xuyuntianhaizaijixuhewangyoumenkankanertan。
sihaomeiyoubazuowandeshiqingfangzaixinshang。
dancikeyoubufenwangyoujingyadefaxian，zhibojianneihaoxianglailebusuzhike。
“yilutongbaishi...woca，zheiweidagezenmejinlaile？”
“？？？”
“sheiqutongfengbaoxinde？？”
“zhubo，sangzangdianlaobanlaile！！”
“doushuolexiangxinkexue，jiuyicengredude”
zailiyuzejinlaideyishunjian，zhongduowangyoubianfenfendazidao，tongshiyibiantixingxuyuntian。
xuyuntiancikeyeshizhuyidaoleshuiyoumendedanmu。
tabingbuxiangxinxuanxuezheizhongdongxi，zhishijuedeyigesangzangdianlaobanchuxianzaizijidezhibojianshiyijianhenhuiqideshiqing。
zhishikanzheneishuxidenicheng，bujinyileng......
“？？？？”
徐云天一脸懵逼。
bushi，zheiwenshenzenmepaodaozijidezhibojianlaile？？？
xuyuntianzhijuedeshifenhuiqi。
zhengzhunbeikaikoumazheiwenshen，quejianliyuzelvxiankaikou。
“meicuo，zhuboshuodetaiduile！”
“dajiaqianwanyaoxiangxinkexuea，zheidoushiqiaohe！”
“nayoushenmediansheisheisia，duolipu！jianguoyihoudouburangchengjingde！”
tingdaozheili，xuyuntiandaoshihenyiwai，meixiangdaotatingpeihezijide，bushilaizachangzide。
正想着回应他一下。
danjinjiezhe，liyuzeyoushihuafengyizhuandao。
“buguoni，zhubowokanniyintangfahei，muguangwushen，chunlieshejiao，yuanshenhuansan...”
yuanyiweizheisangzangdianlaobanxixingemianle，meixiangdao...
zhibojianneideshuiyouyeshixunsudazihuifu。
“？？？？”
“dage，nizheizhuanbianshibushiyoudiantaikuaile？”
“gangganghairangwomenxiangxinkexue，xianzaijiu...？？”
erxuyuntianzheibiantingdaoliyuzeturanyigezhuanwanyouzhoumaziji，zhijiekaikoudaduan。
“你有毛病吧？”
shouhuiganggangdexiangfa，cikekandaozheigeshengunjuranganzhoumazijimashangyaosile。
yushizhunbeizhijiebatatichuzhibojian，yanbujianxinbufan。
queyoukanliyuzejixushuodao。
“bieji！wozhidaonihenji，danshinixianbieji！jiyemeiyong。zhongyiwangwenwenqiezhidaoba？”
xuyuntiankanjianzheihua，tiaoletiaomei。
yiweitadongdianshenme，yushizhunbeibatatichuqudedongzuoyetinglexialai。
“danshihenyihan，wobuhui！”
buhuinitemeshuonimani？
xuyuntianetoushangqingjinbaotiao，zuijiaoyechouchuzhe，tahaizhendehenrenzhendexiangqutingtingliyuzezhunbeishuoxieshenme，jieguojiuzhei？
bujinxuyuntianruci，zhibojiandezhongduoguanzhongyejuedezijixianggexiaochouyiyangbeizheisangzangdianlaobanxishuazhe。
fenfenzhunbeixiangzheliyuzekouzhubifa。
......
一路通丧葬店。
zuozaidatingdeliyuzekandaoshoujineidexuyuntianhezhibojianneideguanzhongmendefanying，lieqigezui。
tatingleyidoudouzheiqunrende，manzuyixiazijideequwei，bijingyigerenzuozaizheipodianliqueshishishifenwuliao。
buguoyanjianzhezijiyaobeicikeshifenbaonudexuyuntiantichuqule，youganjinjixudazishuodao。
“但！”
“zhubowojuedenijinripashihuiyouxueguangzhizaia！kenengshixinzangzheikuaide。”
“wojianyiniganjinquyiyuankankan，zuihaoshijintianyizhengtiandoudaizaiyiyuanbijiaohao。”
“dangranle！niyaobuxiangxinwobuquyemeiguanxi！”
“bijingsiwangbushizhongdian，ershilingyigeqidian，womenhuiweinintigongmaixiangxinshengdeyishi！”
“tiqianxiangwoyuding，zheibianjinizuidijia！wuzhejiunengxiangshoudaozanmendianpudechoubinhuodong！”
“beichengyilutongsangzangbaishiyitiaolongjiechengweininfuwu！”
zheibianliyuzexuxutaotaodedachuyilianchuandehua，haimeidengxuyuntianfanying，zhibojiandeshuiyoujiulvxianzaizhibojianneipinglundao。
“woca，xiaosiwole，zheilaobanhaishigedoubini，haha。”
“siwangbushizhongdian，ershilingyigeqidianhahahaha。”
“bushi，shuohaodexiangxinkexueni？？？。”
“nimade，buhuinishuozheimedayidui，wohaiyiweiniyoudianshenmedongxi，jieguodiaoweikouni？”
“buxinyemeiguanxi，wuzheyitiaolongfuwu，bishangciwuwuzhehaibianyi！zhubodaoshihouzhenkeyikaolvzhaozheilaobanchulihoushi。”
“......”
徐云天这边。
kuizijigangganghaixiangzhezheisangzangdianlaobanshibushihainengbiechudianhaohualai，meixiangdaokaikoujiushizhouzijisi！
yushizhijiepokoudamadao。
“nitemede，laoziyiweininengfangshenmepi，kaikoujiushizhoulaozisishiba？”
“laozishentihaohaode，nalaidezheimeduowenti？”
“晦气！！”
kandaoxuyuntianrucifanying，liyuzeyebuzaiduoshuo。
wusuowei，fanzhengzijigaishuodehuayijingshuole，shuotaiduoyebuhao。
biedaoshihouzijizhenbianchengxiaochoule。
kantaneiyangziyemeidasuanxiangxinziji，zijizaizenmequanyewujiyushi。
yushi，budengxuyuntianbazijitichuqu，zijixiantimiandetuichulezhibojian。
ranhouzhijiehuazou，jixushuazheshipindafashijian。
然而直播间内。
kanzhexianpaoyibudeliyuze，xuyuntianqideyaoyaqiechi。
zijihaoduanduandezhibozhe，zheisangzangdianlaobanturanpaojinlaizhouziji，shenmemaobing？
jiuweilejinineilajisangzangdiandaguanggaoni？
“shenmexiaochou，ganjingunyibianquba！”
suihouyoushiduizhezhibojiandeshuiyouchuixudao。
“woshentihenhao，santianyilibudao，zenmekenenghuichushi。”
“zheishengunjinwozhibojianwohaiyiweitayoushenmehuashuo，jieguojiubielezheipi？”
“jiushineipodianlaobanzhuangshennonggui，zhaogejihuibatadianjitazale，temede。”
“..........”