《我是父子追妻火葬场文里的渣爹》 小说介绍
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第1章
wodaizheerziouyuleyiqiandebaiyueguang,beihaitamazhuangjianle。
tabeitongyujuehou,biandanranziruo,duizhewoheerzikengqiangdao:“wobuyaonile,nimenfuziliang,wodoubuyaole。”
erzixiaoyuhuangzhangdicongwohuailizhengtuochuqu,zhuizhetamamazaidamalushangpaolehenyuan,zhidaoqichedeweiqipenletayilian,tashuaidaozaidi,caibudebutingxialai。
tabengkuidichaozheqicheliqudefangxiangkuhanzhe:“mama——biebuyaowo。”
wolianmangguoqufuqita,quezaitatoushangkandaolehenduozi。
“tianei,youshidanvzhushuangwen!aikan!duotui!”
“womendanvzhujiugaikanzheiyangdewen!rangtamenfuzilianghouhuiquba!”
wozheicaizhidao,woshiyibenfuzizhuiqiwenlidezhadie,erwoqizishiwenzhongdanvzhu,xuyaowoheerzidehuihenzhi。
zaierzibeitanvedesiquhuolaideshihou,woquexiwangtazhendebiezaihuilai。
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“xiaoyu,zheishifangyaayi,shibabayiqiandetongxue。”woqianzhexiaoyuxiangfangyalimaodedazhaohu。
xiaoyuhengaoxing,xiaozhechongfangyahuilehuishou,“ayininhao,wojiaoguyu。”
fangyaqingqingnieleniexiaoyudeliandan,roushengdao:“zheirizizhenkuaia,nierzidouzheimedale,wozhenmeixiangdaonengzaizheiyudaoni。”
shuowan,takanlekansizhou,shangshigongsideguzongchuxianzaiyoulechangqueshirangrennanyizhixin。
womingbaitadeyanxiazhiyi。
woxiaoxiao,“shitingqiaode,xiaoyuxihuanwanganghaowoyoukong,jiuzaitalaiwanwan。”
gangshuowanhua,wotaitoujiukanjianlegangruyuandeqinzhi,qinzhixiayishikanxiangfangya,lianseyibai,manliantouluzhebeitongyujue。
fangyahaizaidouzhexiaoyuwan,wokanzheqinzhiqishixiongxiongdichaozhewomenzoulai。
zuihoufangyadepengyoushangwancesuochulaile,tacongcongyuxiaoyugaobie,bianliqule。
xiaoyuhuitoukanjianmamahenshigaoxing,xinggaocailiedibenxiangta,quebeiqinzhiheizhelianlanxia。
takanzhewolengshengyixiao,ranhoujiezhedanranziruodikanzhexiaoyuwendao:“nihenxihuangangcaineigenvren?”
wozhoulezhoumei,xiayishixiangyaoshangqianlanzhuta,yiqiandeshiqingzaojiuguoqule,meibiyaoweinanhaizi。
kuangqiejinribenjiushiouyu,wobingweizuochushenmebuduideshiqinglai。
xiaoyuyihuodikanzhemama,youhuitoukanlekanwo,zuihouyouyubantianhaishidianlediantou,ranhouqianshangleqinzhideshou,quebuliaobeiqinzhimengranshuaikai,xianxiezhongxinbuwenshuaidaozaidi。
jianzhuang,woshangqianbatabaozaihuaili。
qinzhibuguanbugudijixushuozhe:“jirannizheimexihuanta,neinirangtadangnimamahaole!”
jiezhetayoukanxiangwo,yanlimanshihenyi,“wobuyaonile,nimenfuziliang,wodoubuyaole。”
shuowan,tazhuanshenjiuzou,taiduhenshijianjue。
xiaoyuwenyan,zaiwohuailihuluantizhe,yigejingdirangrangzheyaoxialai,“mama,mamanibiebuyaowo。”
woduzibeixiaoyuwuyishihenhentileyijiao,tengdewomeibanfa,zhinengbaxiaoyufanglexialai。
talianmangbenzhexiangqinzhipaoqu,dashenghuhanzhe:“mama——buyao,woyaoni。”
tagenzheqinzhichuleyuan,wotanlekouqi,suiranyouxiebuyue,danshiyinweidanxinhaizi,woyegenleshangqu。
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xiaoyuxiaoxiaodeshentigenzaiqinzhishenhoudiediezhuangzhuangdipaozhe,shenchushuangshou,xiwangtademamanenghuitoubaozhuta。
ranhouyigewuliusuidexiaohaizenmenenggendeshangyigechengnianrendebufa,dengtamantuntundepaodaoqinzhigenqianshi,qinzhizaojiushanglechuzucheyangzhangerqule。
erguyubeipenlemanshendecheweiqi,zuojiaocaiyoujiao,shuaidaozaidi,jibianrucitahaishitaiqitoukanxiangyuanqudexiaoqiche。
manyanleishui,bengkuidihanzhe:“mama——biebuyaowo。”
dengwokandaotashi,tayigerenpazaimalubian,pangbianchejisushiguo,hedewoxinlianglebanjie,lianmangshangqianqufuqita。
quezaibaoqitashi,kandaoletatoudingshangdebaifenhao,yijiyiduanyouyiduandezi。
“youshidanvzhushuangwen!haoei,duotui!aikan!”
“jiuzheigefuzizhuiqishuang!zheicaishiwomendanvzhugaikandewena!”
“hahahahaoshuang!mianduiduibaiyueguangniannianbuwangdezhanan,yangbushudeerzijiugaizheiyang,yigeergedoubuyaole!dengzhehouhuiquba!”
kanzhezheijinhumozhengdeyimu,wolengleleng,suijifanyingguolai,zheishiyibenfuzizhuiqiwen,erwojiushizhadie,xiaoyushibuxiaozi。
erqinzhishiwenzhongdedanvzhu。
wobuyouxinshengyihuo,danvzhudejiazhijiushidengbierenhouhui?
xiaoyuzaiwohuailitangdekepa,womolemotadeetou,hedelianmangdaitaquleyiyuan。
tazaiwohuailikuhanzhe,zuishangbutingdihanzhemama,yanjingdoukuhongkuzhongle。
suijiwokandaoxiaoyutoushangdeshuzibianchengle90%,woyileng,tazheimehuihenma?
tatoushangdezizaicihuanhuanmaolechulai。
“jiuzheigenvezhashuang!90%le,dengzheigeyangbushudexiaolangzaizihuihenzhibianchengbaifenzhibaihou,nvzhuderenwujiuwanchengyibanle。”
“taishuaile,shizaishitaishuaile,zheidoumeihuitou,qinzhizhennvren!”
“huogai!sheirangtashuoxihuanxiaosande!jiugaibeinve!lianhaizidoubuzhanzaiqinmaneibian,huogaibeidiudiao!”
wozhoumei,xinlibuyoudesikao,xiaoyuhuibuhuiyenengkandaozheixiezi。
haozaitajinniancaiwusuiban,bushihendongdezheixiehuadeyisi。
zaisonghaiziquyiyuandelushang,sijikanlekanhouzuo,yihuodiwendao:“guzong?qin**jinrimeiheniyiqima?wangrixiaoshaoyezuishixihuanta。”
womuguangxiachui,jiezhejiutingdaosijijiezheshuodao。
“guzong,shuwoshuojunantingdehua,qin**yiwangsuiranqueshishizuolehenduocuoshi,danshitabijingshizhendeaini,meiriwosongnihuijiashi,zhenggebieshudedengdouxile,jiuqin**haijiniliuzhedeng。”
wohuailibaozhexiaoyu,kanxiangqianmian,tongguocheshangdejingzi,wokandaolewotoushangdefenshu。
0涨到了10%。
sijideyijuhuajiunengrangwohuihenzhizhang10%?
neixiefenfenraoraodeziyoukaishichuxianle。
“kuaikankuaikan!huihenzhizhangle!rangnigangcaizhuang?xianzaizhidaohouhuileba?dengzheba,dengnvzhuyouhaizihexinnanpengyoudeshihouyoudenimenkude。”
“zheinanzhushizhenzha,nvzhudouzoule,huihenzhijingrancaibaifenzhishi,zhenshilangxingoufei,kuidenvzhuweitafuchuneimeduonian,daotoulaiqueluodezheiyangdexiachang。”
“hahahaha,sijihuishuojiuduoshuoliangju,yidingyaorangzhei**kankanzijicuoguoleduohaoderen!”
wobaozhexiaoyulengxiaoyisheng,duizheqianmiandesijishuo:“womenjiaquanshiganyingdeng,woyihuiqujiuhuiliang,tameikuyingchiguanwoshenmeshi?”
shuowan,wokanxiangjingzili,youkanjianleneixiezi。
“qie,nijiuzhuangba,ganglikaijiushixihuanzhuangbuzaihu,dengfaxiannvzhubuhuilailejiulaoshile。”
“haizuiyingni?yihoujiandaowomennvzhudexinnanyoujiuhouhuiquba。”
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daoyiyuanhou,jixiaoyuguashangshui,taxiaolianhongpupudeshuilehenjiu。
wozuozaixiaoyupangbian,tingzhetayishengyouyishengxiaoshengshuozhe:“mama,biediuxiawo,wozaiyebushuoxihuanbierenle,wozuixihuannile。”
wopingjingdikanzheta,kanzhetatoushangde90%。
xinlihuanhuanmaochuyijuhua:
haiziduifumudeaicaishitianshengde。
napaqinzhicongmeizhengyankanguoxiaoyu,jiuyinweiyijuhua,xiaoyuduitadehuihenjiudadaole90%。
dangtianyeli,xiaoyutiwenjiujianglexiaqu,zhengkaiyanhou,kandaowo,nanshoudewozaiwodehuaili。
xiaoshengdishuo:“baba,mamazheicishibushizhendebuyaowomenle。”
womeihangsheng,wobuzhidao。
danwoxiwangtazuihaozhendebiehuilai。
xiaoyuhongzheyankuhanzhe:“baba,womenhuijiaba,mamahaizaijiadengzhewomenni?woqujitadaoqian,takendingjiubuhuizaishengxiaoyudeqile。”
wodingzhetahonghongdeyanjingkanlehenjiu,zhidaozuihouquerentazhendekanbudaoneixiezi,wozheicaifangxiaxinlai。
qimatakanbudaoneixiemadenantingdehua。
woanweita:“xiaoyu,nishentihaimeiyanghao,jinwanjiuxianzaiyiyuanshuixiaba。”
“buyao,buyao,baba,wobuyao,woyaomama!woyaomama!mamayidingzaijialidengwo!”xiaoyuweiqubabadikuhanzhe,jianwobuweisuodong,taqidezhijiebaleshuyedezhentou!
qihonghongdiduiwoshuo:“baba!wozhidaonibuaimama,danshiwohenaita!”jianwoliansebuhao,tahaoxiangshihezhele,lianmangshouqishengyin,xiaoxinyiyidichechewodexiuzi。
“baba,wobushiguyide,nibieshengwoqihaobuhao,mamayijingbuyaowole,nibuyaozaidiuxiawo。”haimeidaowoxigaideren,zheimexiaojiukaishiweiquqiuquanle。
tajidukonghuang,haipazijizuocuoyidianshi,jiuhuibeidiuxia。
woxinzhongfanqilianmin,kanzhesuoxiaobandewo,congtadeyanzhongwokandaoleposuigan。
taiqitou,touguoyiyuandechuanghu,wokandaolezijitoushangdeshuzi,gangcaidebaifenzhishizaoyixiaoshi,xianzaibianchenglebaifenzhiliushi。
“waqu!suirandanshixiaolangzaizishizhenlihai,yixiazijiurangnanzhuhuihenzhizengjialezheimeduo!taihaole,qinzhimashangjiuyaochenggongle。”
“duia,duia!taihaole,zhiyaozuihounvzhudaizhexinnanyouhehaizichuxian,baozhuntamenliangmeidikuqu。”
wopiequmuguang,buzaikanxiangneixiezi。
ziyiweishidesanciyuanrenlei,woweishenmeyaoduiyigebuaidenvrenhuihen?
而不是我爱的儿子?
kanzhexiaoyucongbingchuangshangtiaoxialai,zijishoushihaoyiqie,jiqiedizhunbeichufa,woxiangtahuoxubingbushishenmedoubudong。
suirantacaiwusuiban,danwogaijitashangdiyike。
wodianlediantou,“hao,dainihuiqu。”
chezifeisuxingshidaomalushang。
wobuzhizenmexiangqisijijintianxiawudehua,“qin**meiwandouhuiweiniliuyizhandeng。”
congyuanchukanxiangwodebieshu,jinriqueshimeiyouzaiyouyigewuziliangzhedeng,womeitouxiguanxingweiweizhouqi。
“xiangqinvzhuleba!xianzaizhidaohuiquzhaonvzhule?kexixianzaikemeirenjiniliudengle!nizaiyemeiyouwennuandejiale!”
“jiushi,youqianyoushenmeyong?zheimedayidongbieshuhaibushimeidianhuorenqixi,xianzaixiangqinvzhudehaole,wanle!”
“qiguai,takandaomeidengdewuzizenmebuzhanghuihenzhi。”
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“kenengshishijiantaiduanleba,zaiwanghoukankan。”
woyiguqijiangchetingdaodixiacheku,congjinyuanziqi,yuanneideganyingdengjiuzhaolianglezhenggeyuanzi,wobachetinghao,qianzhexiaoyuzouxialai。
jialidebaomulianmangganlechulai,manlianciaidikanzhewo:“daizhexiaoshaoyehuilaile?haiyaochifanma?”
xiaoyuyaoleyaotou,lianmangchaozheloushangpaoqu。
woyuanyuankanxiangtatoushangdezi。
“hahahahaha,jile。”
“haizhaomamani,nimamazaojiuzoule!nimeimamale!sheirangnishuoxiaosanhaode?!zheixiazhidaocuoleba!”
womeiyouzuzhita,zuoxiaduibaomushuo:“wangma,zuodianfanba,xiaoshaoyejintianyitianmeichile。”
wangmajianzhuanglianliandiantou,zhuanshenjiupaoquchufangmangqule。
wozheicaigenzhexiaoyumanmanshanglou,dakaiqinzhidemen,zhijiantazaojiubadongxiquanshiganjingle,yidiandoudongxidoumeiliuxia。
wangrilideqixixianzaiquanbuxiaoshidaijin,shengxiadezhiyouheisedalishipuchengdediban,mingliangrujingzi,xidiaochuzhengdecizhuan,chunheixiangmuzhuo,manshihualishuijingdediaodeng,boli,jinkoudemingpaizhuoyi,jingmeidejiazhuang。
都是钱。
guyudaidaidizuozaishuodadefangjianzhongyang,shentibuyouzizhudisuozaiyituan,xiaoxiaodeyizhi,kanshangquhenshikelian。
wotaitoukanxiangluodichuang,guoranjianwotoushangdeshuzijisuzengjia。
【zhadiehuihenzhi:80%】
woduizheigehaizizongshihuihende。
“yesi!kanjiannvzhuzouhounanshouleba!wojiuzhidao,ganjinhuozangchangba!biedanwuwokannvezha!”
“haha,zheifuziliangzhenmeiyong,shenzhihaimeidengdaonvzhudexinnanyou,xinnvershangchangni。”
“xialouchifanba,mamabuhuihuilaile。”zheishijuqing,haofeidiaoyiqiexiwanghou,zuihoudelikai。
guyuhuanhuanzhanqishenlai,guolaiqianzhewodeshou,hongzheyanjingwangxiangwoshuo:“baba,shibushiwojintianmeiyoukuafangyaayi,mamajiubuhuizoule。”
wochuimeikanzheta,yashengdao:“bushinidecuo。”
xiaoyubutingdibalazheshouzhi,dishengshuodao:“babasahuang,mingmingjiushiyinweiwoshuocuolehua。”
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wobuzaiduoyan,jiangtalingdaolefanzhuoshang,“chifanba。”
chifanchidaoyibanshi,xiaoyubuzhizendeqiaojianlechufangdeshengcai,gaoxingdiwenzhewangma:“wangpopo!neishiwomamazuodefanma?!woxiangchimamazuodefanle!”
wangmawenyanyileng,xiayishikanxiangwo,chuizhemeishuo:“shaoye,zheishiqin**jinxiawuzuodefancai,danshidenglehenjiunimendoumeihuilai,tabiantuozhexinglixianglikaile。”
“zuihouhailiuxialeyijuhua。”
wotingxiakuaizi,kanxiangta:“shuoba。”
qin**shuo,“zheishitazuihouyicijinimenzuofanle,congcibianzaimeiyouxiayicile。”
wowugandedianlediantou,qinzhihenshaozuofan,ouerzuoneijicihaihennanchi,wobumingbaijialimingmingyouchushi,taweishenmefeiyaozheteng。
danshiguyuqingxumengranbiandejidongqilai,shuangshoujinjinbaozheliankusuqilai,jianbangbutingdesongdongzhe,guoleyihuibianyongliqiaozhezijidetou,fenhendishuo:“douguaiwo!doushiwodecuo!womenjiugaizaodianhuilaide,neiyangmamajiubuhuixinhuiyilengdelikaile。”
shuozhe,tajiucongyizishangtiaolexiaqu,jicongcongpaoxiangchufang,zhuaqineixieshengcaijiukaishichiqilai。
xiaoyutoushangdezizaicichuxianle。
“hahahahahaoshuang!tainvele!zheixiaopohaikendinghouhuisile,xianzaihaole,zhinengchimamadeshengcaile!”
“zhenjiana!zhenxiwangnvzhuganjindaizhexinerzilaiqisitamen!batamendehuihenzhiquanbushuashangqu,wanchengrenwuhou,paipai**zoule,neijiangshijuesha!”
jinglileyitian,jiandaozheiyimu,wozhongyurenbuzhule,qidewotouteng,wokuaibuzouguoqu,jiangpanzicongtashouzhongduoleguolai,lianpandaicaiquanburengjinlelajitong。
zhizhetanudao:“guyu!nijizhu!meiyousheilibukaishei!lileta,womenjiazhaoyangnengguoxiaqu,haihuiguodegenghao!”
nazhiguyuyagentingbujinquwoshuodeshenme,jingxiangdunxiashenzi,conglajitonglifanchufancaichi。
qidewoetouqingjinpinchu。
zheixiaozishimeichiguohaodema?!wokuitachile?!
“wangma!baxiaoshaoyedaizou!”
guyuzhuazhewodexiuzi,zhengzhedayankanxiangwo,yanleiwangwang:“baba,nidaiwoquzhaomamahaoma?”
womeidalita,zhidengwangmalaibaguyudaizoule。
wangmabianzoubiantanqi,“ai,qin**yezhenshide,dangchunaopoletianyeyaopingzheduzilidehaizijiadaogujia。”
“shuoshenmeshizhenxinxihuanwomenjiashaoye,danzaiwomenshaoyeyanlitajiugenniupitangyiyang,feiyaochanzhetabufang。”
“shaoyegentatanleduanlianai,yingshengshengbazijiyishengdoudajinqule,budandizhufumudeyali,haidanwulefangjia**,kexileshaoyecongxiaojiuxihuanta。”
“nishuo,haoburongyijiajinlaiba,jiuhaohaodema,feiyaoyitiantianzhengyixieyaoezi,youshihouwozheilaotaipodoukanbuxiaqule。”
“zheimeduonian,duixiaoshaoyenizongshiaidabulide,shibushigaoxinglejiujiketianzao,banihongdetuantuanzhuan。”
wangmaxinliyouxienanshou,shaoyebuaiqinzhi,danshiduixiaoshaoyeshidingdingdehao。
jiangqinzhiqujinmenhou,suishuobuaita,daoyemeiganshenmeshangtianhailideshiqing,chuleduitalengdanlexie,tashizhendexiangbutongqinzhiyoushenmehaonaode。
tingzhezheixiehua,woxinliwugan,dangchujiranzuole,wojiuren,jiranjielehun,wojiubuhuizuoshenmeduibuqiqinzhideshiqing。
yaoqian,you,danyaoai,meiyou。
guyugenzhewangmakuleyilu,zuihouhaoburongyibeiwangmahongshuizhele。
jianzhuangwozhongyusonglekouqi,zheiyitiantaimohuanle,jiugenmengyiyang,mengranjiudezhizijihuozaishuli,zijideyishengdoubeirenkuitanzhe。
toudinghaichuxianleshuziheyuju。
woshenzhihuaiyishibushichijunzizhongdule,danhuaiyiguohou,zuizhonghaishijieshoulexianshi。
wohuozaishuli,yiqiedouyaoanzhaojuqingzou。
huanguoshenlaihou,woshanglouqiaoqiaokanlekanguyu,tazhandouzheshentishuizhe,zuilidiediebuxiudihanzhe:“mama,bielikaiwo。”
“bielikaixiaoyu,mama。”
woqingqingpailepaitadebei,“shuiba,mingtiandainiqujianmama。”
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chadaoqinzhizainahenrongyi,ruguobushixiaoyu,wobushihenyuanyilianxita。
wojiangtayuezaiyijiakafeiguan。
wodaizhexiaoyuguoqudeshihou,tachuanshangleqinzhijitamaideweiyiyijianyifu,quanshenshangxiashoushidezhengzhengqiqi,xinggaocailiedetarukafeiting。
gangjinqujiuzuoyouzhangwangzhe,xiangyaokuaisuzhaodaomama。
zaikandaobuyuanchudabanjingzhi,zuozhedenvrenhou,tagaoxingdisongkaiwodeshou,dashenghanzhe:“mama!”
jiezhechaozheqinzhipaoleguoqu,wozaitashenhoukanzhe,wozhidaojiexialaideyimu,duitayouduomecanren,danwoyiranxuanzelebizui。
guoran,buyuanchuyigegangmaiwandangao,chuanzhefenselianyiqundenvhaizitongshixinggaocailiedibenxiangqinzhi。
“mama——kanwomaidecaomeidangao!”
guyuzaiquerenzheixiaonvhaijiaozhetamamaweimamashi,lianseshuadeyixiabiandecanbai,jiaoxiameizhuyizhijieshuaidaozaidi。
qinzhihuangmangzhanqilai,guyuyanlichongmanlekewang,zhixiwangqinzhinengchaozhetashenchushou。
ranerbingmeiyou,qinzhihuangmangdipaoxiangneinvhai,wenwenjiezhuta。
“nizheiyatou,zenmepaozheimekuai?daihuiyaoshishuaidaolezenmeban?!”neinvhailiezhezuixiaole,lianpangdejiuwoxiandeshifenkeai。
naishengnaiqidishuo:“buhuide!woyoumamajiezhe,caibuhuixiangzheigegegeyiyangshuaidaoni。”
“mama,zheigegegedemamani?zenmemeirenbaotaya。”
wozaibuyuanchuzhanzhe,shuangquanniedekakazuoxiang,qideyayangyang。
zhijianqinzhibuxiedikanleyiyanguyu,duizheneiguniangshuodao:“tamamabuyaotale。”
guyuwenyan,zuijiaoyibiejiukule,yiqueyiguaidizoudaoqinzhimianqian,shenchuzangxixidexiaoshou,weiqudishuo:“mama,wocuole,wobuxiangyaoneigeayidangwomama,wozhiyouniyigemama,mamagenwohuijiaba。”
qinzhipiekaitadeshou,jimianqiandexiaonvhaizhenglizheyishang,neixiaonvhaichileyikoucaomeidangao,bianzhigaoqiyangdishuo:“yuanlainijiushineigebaiyanlanga!nicengjingyouzheimehaodemamaniquebuzhenxi!buguoxianzaitashiwomamale!”
“nibuxulaiqiangwomama!”shuozhetajiuyongzijimanshidangaodeshouxiangtuiguyu。
wokuaibuzouguoqu,zaishenhouwenzheta。
kandaowohou,qinzhilenglelengshen,ranhouchaozheneixiaonvhaishuo:“nikebunengzheimemeiyoulimao,ganjinjigegedaoqian。”
neixiaonvhaifanlegebaiyan,jiezhebaozheqinzhidegeboshuo:“mama,buma,tarangnizheimenanguo,wobuxiangjitadaoqian。”
guyuyanzhengzhengdikanzheqinzhichongnididuizheneinvhaixiao,yankuangzhongdeleishuizhongyurenbuzhule。
wodizhetoukanjiantatoushangdehuihenzhibiaosheng,99.99%。
“shuang!shuang!shuang!zheizhongbaiyanlangjiugaizheiyangduifu!yongyuanbieyuanliangta!rangtahuozaikuijiuzhong!”
“taihaole!guyudekuijiuzhikuaimanle!jiuchazhadiedele!”
kandaozheihua,woyehaoqi,bieguotou,suibianzhaolegetoumingchuang,yikanwotoushangdehuihenzhi。
“90%”
“taihaole!zhadiehuihenzhidadaolejiushile!zhiyaodengnvzhuxinnanyouyichulai,nvzhugujijiuchenggongle!qidaiqidai!”
“qidaizhuiqihuozangchang。”
我是父子追妻火葬场文里的渣爹