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第3章
yangfankanzheneixiaonvhai，xiangdaoleshenme，xintiaobuyoujiasu。
zhengdasuanxiaququeren，neixiaonvhaihuranyouzhanleqilai，juzhe**nendexiaoshou，xingfendejiaodao：
“wa~wozhaodaoleyikuaihuahuadeshitou，haopiaoliangye，woyaodaihuiqusongjiwonainai！”
shuowan，tajiuzhuanguoshen，zhunbeihuijia。
qitaxiaohaiyiting，nalirendezhu，youlikeweileguolai，haoqidao：
“huahuadeshitou？shenmeyangde？guoer，kuaijiwomenkankan！”
“ng~jinimenkankeyi。buguo，wojiujinimenkanyiyan~”
xiaonvhaixinsijiandan，yebujijiaogangcaidezhengchao。
tankaishou，jiujiangjiandaodeshitoujiqitaxiaopengyoukan。
qizhongyiminggetougaochuqitarenyidajiedenanhai，yanjingdangjiyiliang，jingshengdao：
“zheihaoxiangjiaoyuhuashi！wohewobabazaidachengshidemalushangjianguo，danshikoubuchulai！”
shuowan，tajiuzhangkaishou，xiangyaoquqiang！
xiaonvhaisihushizaoyouzhunbei，lianmangjiangshouzhangsuolehuiqu。
nanhaidangjinaoxiuchengnu，zhuazhuxiaonvhaideshoubeijiaodao：
“你给我拿出来！”
“我就不给！”
xiaonvhaiyeshijueqiang，shuaizhegebo，pinmingzhengzha。
yebuzhidaoshitadeliqida，haishinanhaizijijiaohua，yigeliangqiang，juranjishuaidaozaidi，geboyazaiyikuaieluanshishang。
nanhaidangjizuibayizhang，“wawa”dejiaohanqilai。
“gangzi！gangzinizenmele？”
nanhaidekusheng，likebazaihebianxiyifudefunvjixiyinleguolai。
tayibianjiangnanhailaqi，yibianchongzheqitaxiaohaifennudao：
“shishei！sheibawojiagangzituidaode？！”
“是她！”
“shiyangguoerbagangzigetuidaode！”
qitaxiaohailikeduizheneixiaonvhai，qishengzhizhengdao。
“guoranshinizheigexiaozazhong！”
funvwenyan，likejiangnuqisazaixiaonvhaishenshang。
huayinluoxiadetongshi，tajiuyibazhangshuaichu，zhijiejiangxiaonvhaidadaozaidi！
mingjiao“gangzi”denanhai，haibuwangneihaokandeshitou，zaiyipangrangrangdao：
“ma，tashoushangdeyuhuashi，woyao！”
“hao，mazheijiujininalai！”
funvyiting，yourutongyitoumushiziyiban，chaoxiaonvhaipuqu。
xiaonvhaizuodaozaidishang，mingliangdemouzili，zaoyijingshichongmanleleihua。
raner，mianduizhezheishenxing、liqidoubitadajishibeidedaren，taqueyiranmeiyoutuoxie。
jinjinwozheshoulideshitou，jianqiangdao：
“zheishiwozhaodaode，wobuji！wodayingguonainai，yaosongtaliwu。wozhaolehaojiuhaojiu，caizhaodaozuixihuande。wuwu~wobuji~”
“buji？hengheng，wohuirangnijide！”
funvehenhendeyaoleyaoya，suishoucongdishangjianqiyigenmugun，taiqishou，youyaochaoxiaonvhaishenshangdaqu！
kejiuzaizheishi，yizhiyoulideshouzhangmengdijiangtashouwanwozhu！
“哎呀！哪个吆！”
funvtonghuyisheng，pianguotou，dangfaxianshiyangfanhou，youziyaliezuidao：
“yuanlaishinizheigeshazi！kuaifangkaiwo，buranwolianniyiqida！”
“啪！”
yangfanhuadoumeihui，yigedabazhang，henhenshuaizaizheifunvdelianshang！
qiangdadelidao，zhijiejiangzheifunvdameng。
tawuzheyijinghongzhongdelian，yanzhongmanshibukesiyi：
zheigezhihuifadai，shayebudongdeshazi，jurangandongshoudaren？
“ni......ni......”
raneryangfanquegenbenmeiyoukanta，wenroudemuguang，jinjinsuodingduimiandexiaonvhai：
neiyanjiao、neimeishao、yijitinglidexiaoqiongbi，jianzhijiushisuoxiaobandehanmengxi！
zaijiashangxiulianzhihou，yangfannenggouganyingxuemaizhijiandelianxi。
jinjinyiyan，yangfanjiuyijingqueren：yanqianzheixiaonvhai，jiushizijihehanmengxidenver。
buguo，dangkandaonverbaixixiaoliandanshang，neiqingchudezhihen，yangfanyouxintongwanfen。
zaijiashangneifunvhaizaidiediebuxiushuozheshenme，yangfanmeitouyizhou，buyoufenshuo，“pa”yisheng，youyijibazhangshuaizaifunvdeyoulianshang！
“gandawoyangfandenver，zhaosi！”
zheiyicidelidaogengqiang，zhijiejiangfunvshandaozaidi。
tawuzhelian，lenglehaoyihui，zheicaihuiguoshenlai，kanzheyangfanjingshengdao：
“ni......nibushale？nihaole？”
“meicuo！woyangfanhuilaile！yihou，kansheiganqifuwonver！”
tazheihua，jishiduizheifunvshuode，yeshiduizaichangqitahaizishuode。
yinweitanenggoukanchu，youyuzijideyuangu，cunzilidezheixiehaizi，duinveryouzhehenshendeqishi。
taxianzaijiranhuifuzhengchang，ziranbuhuiyunxuzheizhongshijixufasheng。
qitaxiaohaitingle，guorandoubuyouzizhudesuolesuobozi。
tamenyeyijingfaxian，zheigepingrilirenyoutamenwangshenshangzaniba、diushizide“dashazi”，heyiqianbuyiyangle。
ranerneifunvqueyiranyousuohuaiyi，kanzheyangfanzhiwendao：
“nishuonihaole，neininengbunengshuochuwoshishei？”
“ni？heng，wozenmehuibujide？”
yangfankanletayiyan，suijibiyidao：
“nibujiushicuntouligendexifuma？dangniannimenliangfuqizaichengshibuhaohaogongzuo，jingganxietoujimogoudeshiqing。youyicizaiyijiadaxingshangchangtoudao，beirendangchangzhuazhu。yaobushiwoheneilaobanrenshi，tinimenshuoqing，nimenpashimianbuleyaozuolaoba！”
beiyangfanjiechuanchoushi，funvlianseyizhenqing，yizhenhong。
cike，tayijingchedixiangxin，yangfanshizhendehuifule。
buguoxinnianyizhuan，tayouturanchaofengdao：
“nijiusuanbushale，neiyouzenmeyang？”
“yangfan，nibuhuihaiyiwei，ninengheyiqianyiyangweifengma？nishadezheixienian，nimenyangjiabianle，cunzibianle，zheishidaoyebianle！”
“e？shima？danjibianruci，woyaoshixiangmieleni，haishigenniesiyizhimayiyiyangjiandan！”
yangfanqingqingyixiao，kanzhefunv，qingmiedeshuodao。
funvduishangyangfandemuguang，buyoudalegelengzhan。
dantabuxiangjiuzheimefuruan，zhanqishen，qihuhudeshuodao：
“ni......qifuyigenvrensuanshenme？wohuiqujiugaosuligen，rangtagennisuanzhang！”
shuowan，tajiucongdishangpaqilai，zhunbeihuijiahanren。
“zou？heng，worangnizoulema？”
yangfanlenghengyisheng，muguangyizhuan，kanxiangheanbian，yitouzhengzaichicaodeshuiniu。
yanzhongheimangyongdong，neitoushuiniushenxingyizhanhou，jiuniutoukanxiangneimingfunv。
“哞~哞~”
fachuliangshengmoujiao，zheishenxingjudadeshuiniu，jiuchaozheneimingfunv，chongleguoqu！
zhei，bianshi《tianwujishenjue》dexuanmiaozhichu。
zhiyaoyangfanyuanyi，takeyisuishijiangzijideyishi，jifuqitawutishang：
zhiwu......dongwu......
shenzhishimeiyoushengmingdewanjuwawa、daocaoren、zhiren！
“a~bu，buyaoguo......”
kandaoshuiniuturanfafengyibandechaozijichonglai，neifunvhedelianlianjingjiao。
raner，haimeidengtabahuashuowan，yiduiniujiao，jiuyijinggongzaitadeyaoshang，jiangtazhenggerenjikangleqilai！
jinjiezhe，niutouyishuai，zheifunvjiuzhijiebeigongchushijimiyuan。
“pa”deyisheng，zhongzhongshuaizaimanshishitoudeheanshang！
zaoshourucizhongji，xianqianhaizaichezhesangziluanhandenvren，cikezhineng“aiyao~aiyao~”defachuhenghengsheng。
quanshenshangxia，duochuguzhe，suiranbuzhisi，danqimayedetanggedabannianle。
erzhei，zeshiyangfanduiyutadechengfa！
qitaxiaohai，kandaorucibiangu，zaojiuhedeyiwofengdepaodiao。
hetanbian，jiuzhishengxiayangfanhezuozaidishangdexiaonvhai，simuxiangdui。