《一脚一个长舌妇》 小说介绍
zaishuisudebixia,chenqingqingchenshushuchenhaochengweileyimingbeizhudingyaoyumingyunkangzhengdeyingxiong。tamianduizheyigemoshengerweixiandeshijie,xuyaoyongqihezhihuilaizhanshengxieeshili。zheibuyanqingxiaoshuoronghelemaoxian、qihuanheaiqingyuansu,daijiduzhewujindejingxihegandong,xinlisuiranzheimexiang,linxiachewokanzhewodibeifengchuidetonghongdeliandan,wozuibakailekai:“chen,chenhao,shangwangyoumeiyouqian?”……jiangrangniyubabuneng,yinfaneixindeshensi。
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第1章
woshicunliweiyidedaxuesheng,ganghuicunqinqijiukaishizuoyao。
wobeiba**pomianfeibangershenjiaxiaohaibukehaibeifanyaoyikou。
buhaoyisi,mianzijinile,shinijiahaiziqueshiqianshan!
zhiyuwobama,tamenxihuanzuolaohaoren,danwokebuguanzhe。
cuntouneixiezhangshefu,sheizaiganshuowo,wojiusilantamendezui!
1.
wojiashidaiweinong,woshiwomenjiadiyigedaxuesheng,huoxushiyinweizhiyelvjing,womenjiayizhirangwobaolegongfeishifansheng。
shangdaxuehuilaidediyigexueqi,woshouqipiaoliangdezhangqunheshufudeyurongfu,chuanzhejundayi,tuozhexinglixianglianyehuijiaguonian。
zhiyuweishenmeshilianye,wopalecunzimenkouneiqunshuosandaosidedamadashen。
menyituikai,kandaowojiamanmandangdangdeyiwuziren,worenshale,shanxiaodao:“banyeshierdianle,geweishushushenshenzenmehaibushuijue?”
dajiawuyangyangweileguolai,qizuibashesushuozheduiwodesinian,buguojimiaozhong,woshoulimanmandangdangrou,jidan,guazi,shenmedongxidouyou。
kanzhewobahewomazairenqunlileheheduizhewoxiao。
我骤然松了一口气。
zhenshitaijiubuhuijiashengfenle,wozenmenengzheimexiangwozheixieshushushenshenni?
ershenhuoluodijieguowoshoulidedaxinglixiang,zhaohudajiarangkai:“xinglexingle,dousanleba,yayazheimewancaidaojia,kendingleihuaile。”
woshunjianganjididuiershenxiaolexiao,ershenqinnidimolemowodetoudaobieshuomingtianjian。
wojialiershenjiahaitingyuande,ershenmingtianhaiyaolaikanwoma?
woxinlinuanhonghongde,zhengxiangduiershenshuobuyongzailaidehua,songzouzhongrendewomazhanzaifengshengdecaiyaoqianhanwochifan。
我连忙起身去洗手。
fanzhuoshang,womaqinqiedijiwojiazhecai,sushuowoxujiubuhuijiadeweiqu。
“zhongyupanzhenihuilaile,mabajialidedagongjishale,shangleyixueqidexueleileba,jinibubushenzi。”
zheiyixueqiwokexiafengkuangdaike**zanqian,keshangfengkuangxuexi,deleguojiajiangxuejin,tingdaowomazheihuahou,wodepibeiyisaoerkong,zhengzhunbeihebamafenxiangwo**zanleyiwankuaidexiaoxiyue。
wobayoudao:“niershenjiaerzichenshushunizhidaoba?zheixueqiqimokaodekechale。nimingtianqutajiajitabuyixiake。”
woxiaolexiao,“bukejiqianma?”
womalianshunjianbianlenglexialai:“qinqijiadeshuoshenmeqian!”
wobeizheituruqilaideqifengaodeyouxiebuzhisuocuo,wonieruleyixia,benlaixiangkaiwanxiaojiejishuochuzijixianzaidaikeyixiaoshiyibaiwukeshifeidehuayanlehuiqu。
“好。我去。”
wobenlaiyeshizhunbeiyaoqude,bamacongxiaojiaodaowo,yaozhongqinqing,buyaobeiliyixunlexin。
wochuolechuowanlidejirou,taitoukan,wodideyiyangyangdikanzhewo,yibabapangbianpanzilidetudousiguyichuodaowowanli。
duiwobilegekouxing:“chunhuo。”
2.
diertianwoyidaobiaodijia,ershenjicongcongjiwodiguolaiyibaweiqun,dongzuojicu:“yaya,nibangershenbamozhengdaoguoli,ershenzuotianxinzhaolegeban,zheihuiyaoqushangban,kuailaibujile。”
woyilianmengbijieguoweiqun,wulijiushengwohechenshushuyige。
chenshushuzuozaizhuoziqianqiaodazhefanwan,renchuwuhaididuiwodao:“jiejie,nilaideyoudianwane。wohaoe。”
wozoujinchufangyikan,chadianyunsiguoqu。
shenmezhengmo,ershenjiuqilegemian!shayemeifangdaoguoli!
zhengmoshijianjiu,wopaezhechenshushu,congchufangzhaoledianguamianxianjitazhulechile。
kanzhechenshushuhaidingdingdangdangdiqiaowan,womeirenzhudao:“chenshushu,nakuaiziqiaowanbulimaoe。”
“为啥?”
“yinweizheiyangkenenghuixiangyaofande。”
“为啥?”
wozheihuasuiranhuacaolibucaodanshikenengduiyuxiaohaizilaijiangyouxiezhong,wozhengxiangkaikouyuanrunyixiahuayu,ditouqueduishangchenshushudiliuliuzhuandeyanjing。
我一口气堵在胸前。
poxiaohai,guyinahuaduwoni!
jiandanchiwanfan,woganjinrangchenshushunashuwojitafudao。
chenshushuzuozaizuoweishang,yizhiqishi:“qujiwodaobeishui!”
womengleyimiao,zhuanersixiaofeixiaoguyilenglengkanzhetajixujiangti。
chenshushugujishibeiwodeqishihedao,houmianzaimeigantichurangwojitazuoshidewuliyaoqiu。
jixiaoshijiuzheimepinganwushidiguoqu。
wogumozheershenxiabanshijiankuaidaole,yeshoushidongxihuiqule,woshijianjin,ziranyemeijiershenzhengmo。
dengwodaojia,womazaozuohaofan,dengwojinmen,wodihuanhu:“**nvdezhongyuhuilaile,kuaikaifan!”
womadenglewodiyiyan,shuluotazuibabuganjing,danshiwofenmingzaitadetaiduliganshoudaolexiweichabie。
我甩了甩头。
zhenshijinlebanniancheng,chibangyingle,yiqianwonaliganzaijialixiangzheizhongshiqing。
fanzhuoshang,womaturankuaizitingleyixia:“bushirangnijishushubuyizhengtiandekema?nizenmezheimekuaijiuhuilaile。”
wozhengxiangshuowoxiawuyouqitaxueshengyaobuke,duishangwomalinglideyanshen,zheihuayanlexiaqu。
womantuntundao:“chenshushujichutaichale,wojitajiangdetatingbudong,woyihuizhunbeiquzhenshangjitamaibenziliaoshu。”
womajiwojialeyikouzuotianshengdejirou,shenseduolejifenwenrou:“bamazheiyibeizijinipinsipinhuogongnishangdaxue,haozainimeirangbamashiwang,zanjiachulediyigedaxuesheng,zaiqinqigenqianyezhanglelian。”
wotingdaotazheihuadianlediantou,jixubamifan。
naliaowomashuozheshuozhejingrankaishiluolei,womengleyixia,zhihaoshenchuwoshenshangdedahuaaoxiuzijiwomacayanlei,bingqiechushenganweita。
“ma,nifangxin,daxuesinianwokendinghuihaohaodushuburangnishiwangde。”
womazhuazhewodexiuzihanleidianlediantou,woyesongleyikouqi。
wodizaipangbianbuxieyigudilenghengyisheng:“chenqingqing!niyihuiquzhenshang,woyeyaoqu!”
“不行!”
我妈看着我。
wozhihaogailehuatou,toutouehenhendengleyiyanwodi:“qu,qujiuqu!”
wojiadaozhenshangdechehenmafanyaodaoche,wodixingchongchongbanchujialibuzhidaoshenmeshihoumaideweiyidejiaotonggongju——dianpingche。
wozuozaitachehoumian,huangranyiqianxiaoshihougenzaiwo**houmianlaoqifuwodexiaonanhaijingranxianzaibiwogaohaojigetoule。
yaobushiwodijintianfeiyaogenzhewochulai,wojintianhaibuzhidaoyaoduojiucainengdaozhenshangni。
冬天的风刺骨寒冷。
kanzheqianmianchuilengfengdewodi,woduitadebumangangshaolejifen,wodijiuniutoudenglewoyiyan:“woyihuiyaoquwangbashangwang,nibanwanshijiaowoyiqihuiqu,shengdewobeimafaxian,yaoshibeimafaxian,nijiusidingle。”
woxinlidegandongshunjiandangranwucun。
kuiwohaicaixiangshibushichenhaopawozhuanchekunnanguyipaochulaini!
死货!
就是为了出来上网!
xinlisuiranzheimexiang,linxiachewokanzhewodibeifengchuidetonghongdeliandan,wozuibakailekai:“chen,chenhao,shangwangyoumeiyouqian?”
wodixiangkanshenjingbingyiyangkanzhewo:“chenqingqing,**da**a。”
shuozhe,tasuishoudiulewoyizhangyibaikuai,yangzhangerqu。
e,zheishizhengmingtayouqian。
wowulewunaodai,wozhenshiyoumaobing!
wodijinnianshanggaozhong,xuexiaofankayizhishiwomazaichong,danshizheiyang,tameigeyuehaiyouliuqibailinghuaqian。
danwobuyiyang,wodayi,shenghuofeimeigeyuebaokuochidehede,zhiyoubabai,zheiyeshiwopinming**deyuanyin。
wojianqiyibaikuaiqian,zhaolewomenzhenshangweiyiqiemeiyourendenaichadianqunabijibenjixueshengjiangke。
zheiyibaikuaiqianbuyaobaibuyao,daihuimaishuqu!
zhiyujichenshushudefudaoshuwodangranmeimai,benlaijiushibiandehuangyan。
dengbuwankechenhaobawoshaodaojiamenkou,woyouyuzaisan,haishibashoulide《chensilu》dileguoqu。
“chenhao,nijinniangaosan,shaoquwangba,zheiben《chensilu》,xiwangnimituzhifan。”
wodidengdaleyanjing,genniziyibanjiuzhewoyimiwuwudeerduo:“chendaya,niyoubingma?qianduodeshaodehuang?shaoguanwo!”
jingranjiaowozheimenantingdexiaoming!
woqidechadianyikouqibeiguoqu!
wofashi!zaiguanzheigejiahuo,woshigou!
3.
wodimawanwohouqutapengyoujiadayouxile,shunbianjinggaowoyaotitazaibamamianqianbaomi。
womeihaoqidijinmenhou,queyiwaikanjianjializuomanleren。
ershenzheigedianjingranchuxianzaiwojia,xiangdaowomeijitazhengmo,jitawayemeijiangtidaoxiawu,woyouxiexinxu。
ershenreqingdiyingshanglaiwanzhezhewodegebo:“kan,zheijiushiyaya,qinkuaiyouxinshan,gangzhuanmenquzhenshangjiwojiashushumaishuqule。jintianzaoshanghailaiwojiajiwozhengmoni。”
“yo,zheijiushijiwojiashushumaideshuba,wodetian,zheishishenmemingzhu,wodenahuiqurangwojiashushuhaohaokankan。”
neishijichenhaode,wochiyileyixia,mianduizheyiwuziren,youqishiwomaxiaoyiyingyingdemuguang,haishimeishuochulaizheijuhualuoershenmianzi。
kanlaiershenmeihuijiajiulaiwojiale,lianwomeijitazhengmoyebuzhidao。
“zheishibaishushubaiayi,neishitamendeerzi,baidongyang。”ershenduiwojieshi。
womuguangtouguoqu,ruzaoleiji。
zheirenworenshi!huachenghuiwodourenshi!
womazaishafashangdanxiaokaikou:“baidongyangshiadabaoyanshuoshi,ershenxiangjieshaoniliangrenshiyixia。”
shafashangdebaidongyangchelechechun,wenzhibinbindiduiwoxiaolexiao。
我嘴唇抖动。
made!jianzhishidangtouyibang!
wogangchengnian,jieshaowoliangrenshi,wobuhuibudongzheishishenmeyisi!
cunziliyoubushaonvhaidaoleshihunnianlingjiuzaozaojiehunde,danwoyizhiyiweiwoshiliwai。
yinweiwoshinandedenengzaixueyeshangyouchengjiudenvsheng,shenzhiwogefanggemianweilezuogewanmeinverduibamayinghe。
wocongmeixiangguo,shangdaxueyixueqi,xiangqinzheizhongshiqinghuiluozaiwotoushang!
erqiexiangqinduixiang,huishita!baidongyang,wodeqiannanyou!
woshenchuandahuamianao,bingwupinqiongdejiongpogan,fanerquanshikongju。
woyibashuaikaiershendegebo,chongjinfangjianyibashuaishangmen。
nongcundemumenbingbugesheng,shenzhisuodousuobushang。
ketingyaquewushengyishun,baijiarenyinggaishishengqile,shuaimenzoule,woqingchuditingjianershenhewomazulandeshengyin。
ershenzaiwaimiankutianqiangdi。
“aiyou,wodelaotiana,zheigeyayazenmezheiyanga,laodaxifu,nikankan,baijiakeshizhenshangyoutouyoulianderenjia,wokeshizhouzhuanlebushaorencaiqianshangzheitiaoxian。”
“baijiashuocailijisanshiwan,sanshiwan!zheishizanmenjiajibeizidouzhuanbulaideqian!nimeizheiqianyihouzenmejinijiachenhaoquxifu!”
我如置冰窖。
sanshiwan,queshihenduo,anzhaowoxianzaidezhuanqiannengli,buchibuheshiwuniancainengzandao。
womahuidayingma?yinggaibuhuiba,woyijinghentingtamenhuale!
ershenshengyinhendadiquanzhe,yinggaiyeshiguyirangfanglidewotingdao。
“taxianzaidanggongfeishifansheng,yihouzhibudingqunagexiangjiaopirangdedifangjiaoshu,yigeyuedingduosiwuqian,chulejiaoshushenmedouganbule,baijiayouqianyoushi,shuobudingyihouzaichenhaoshangbandeshihouhainengpupulu!”
womabuzhidaogenershenshuoleshenme,batawenzhuxiansongzoule。
ershengangyizou,womayibatuikaiwomen,wotangzaichuangshangyongbeizimengzhetou。
她破口大骂。
“jiangerendoubuzhidaozenmejianleshibushi!nigangshuaimenliaolianziganshenmeni!nineiliaodeshinilaoniangdelianzi!”
wosisiyongbeiziwuzheerduo,yaozhechunpazijifachuyisikusheng,danwozheifuyangziquegengjinulewoma。
tagenfengleyiyangyibachekaiwobeizi,henhenshuailewoyibazhang。
“bujiushirangnixianggeqin,zheihaimeiganshenmeni,bieshuobaidongyang,jiusuanshicuntouneigequezi,woyaoniqu,niyedejiwoqu!”
wotongkudiyanxiayanlei,wobudong。
womabushiwozuiqinderenma?weishenmehuiyongyanyuyidaoyidaocixiangwo!
womenzaoshangbushihaizaiqinnidiyiqichifanma?
mingmingshitamenxianzuolewobuxihuandeshiqing!kezhiyaoshejitamendemianziwenti,woyidianfankangdequanlidoubunengyou!
wobayinggaishigangcongdilihuilai,tacongwaimianchongjinlai,dihouwoma:“ganshenmeni!haizizheimedale,nidataganshenme!”
womazheicaiyinchenzhelianzouchuwofangjian,wobaanweilewojiju,yezoulechuqu。
yiqianmeimeidaozheigeshihou,wodouhuixiang,wobashidananren,buhuianweiren。
但他是爱我的。
kecishi,woxinliyongqiyigushenshendehanyi。
keneng,buguangwomabuaiwo,wobayebuaiwo。
tagangzuzhiwoma,kenengshipawomadedamashengchuandaolinjujia,rangrenkanlexiaohua。
bijingnongcunshidayuanzi,yidiandoubugeyin。
wolengleyixia,zhuanerbeizijidexiangfahedao,lianmangyaoleyaotou。
4.
zheitianwanfanwoyemeichi,womameijiaowo,woshuobuchi,womamantiandemanmayoushipumianerlai。
womengzhebeizi,yiguzhixiganshenshendijinguzhewo。
diertianzaoshangwodizaiwaimianjiaowochifan。
“不吃!滚!”
wodibeiwoqidao,pomenerru:“chendaya,niganmawo!nihuonile!”
wohongzheyan:“guna!”
wodizheicaizhuyidaowokulehezhebutongxunchangdejiatingfenwei,woliangpingchangconglaijingshuibufanheshui,cishitanandezhanghonglelian。
“ganma?bujiumeiyaonideshuma,yaobuyaozheimedafanying?xingxingxing,nibashujiwo,fansile。”
womoleyibayanlei,wodiyilianmengbizuishanghaiburaoren:“buchifan,buchifanesini!”
yebuzhidaotaneijuhuaqidaolewo,woehenhenzhanqishen,moleyibabiti。
“sheishuowobuchi!wochi!”
woqichongchongzuoshangfanzhuo,womayinyangguaiqidao:“yo,woyiweiduoyounengnaini,yidunbuchijiuchengbuzhule。”
我一声不吭。
womayouxunlewojiju,yebuzhidaoshijuedemeiyisihaishijuedewobeitaxunfule,tashengyinhuanlehuan。
“丫丫。”
wocongwanlitaiqitou:“ma,nibieshengqile,wozhidaocuole,wobugaidiuniheershendelian,denghuiwohaiquershenjiajishushubuke。”
womalianseshunjianduolejifenrouyi,lianliandiantou:“aiai,hao,shunbianzaijiniershendaogeqian。”
woxinlisonglekouqi,saiwanzuihouyikoumifancongcongwangchupao。
guanmendeshihou,hainengtingjianwodiyihuodiwenwoma,ershen?ershenhejiezenmele?yijiwomawenroudehuidasheng。
zhiyuwo,luguocuntoushi,woqianpawanpadeshengyinchuanlejinlai。
“yo,zheibushilaochenjianeigexiaonizime,tingshuozuotianbeirentuihunle?”
“haishuoni,chuanzhedahuaaozidoudangbuzhuneiguzihumeiziyangzi,haishuoshizanmencunshangdiyigenvdaxueshengni,yebuzhidaozheiyangzizenmejiaoshu。”
一脚一个长舌妇