忘了算球
《忘了算球》 小说介绍
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“wei，zhuxianshengnihao，woshishigonganjude，nidefuqinzhuhaoran……”
“duibuqijingguan，womeiyoufuqin，neigerenyehewomeiyourenhedeguanxi。”
再一次打通后。
“他死了。”
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惨，真的是太惨了。
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erzheihuanggong，shisheidedipan？
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zijizheishihaibugoucanma？
老天爷啊！
niweishenmehaiyaozheiyangjixuwanwo？
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哈哈，真是可笑啊！
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怎么办？怎么办？
turan，zhanzaineiliziyuanziaidezhuyoujian，mengdecongwangchengenshoushangzhengtuokailai。
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buguozheishihoutayegubushangzheixie，ershishuochuleronghejiyihoudediyijuhua。
“wangchengen，kuai，quxuanweizhongxian，rangtaguolaijianzhen。”