《综艺现场,他靠睡觉剧本超神了》 小说介绍
《zongyixianchang,takaoshuijuejubenchaoshenle》zheibenshubuchixiangxiangcaixiedefeichanghao,sumuchenzhusujingdengmeigerenwugushidoujiaodaidefeichangqingchu,neirongyehenjingcai,feichangzhidekanyue。《zongyixianchang,takaoshuijuejubenchaoshenle》jianjie:jiusuantabudongfenjingdeneihe,ketayezhidaozheiyimujuebupingfan!cike,zuozaijiaoluolidezhusujingtongyangdingzheyingmu,suiranmeiyoushuohua,danxianranyouxiehuaiyirensheng。……
《综艺现场,他靠睡觉剧本超神了》 第1章 免费试读
huadaozheili,yanbotingneizuzuchenmoleshimiaozhong。
“ruguoyanlaoshishuodeshizhende,neisumuchendechuangzuonengli,jiuyouxiekongbule!”
liuhepingzaicikaikou,dapoleningjing。
“wodelaotian,jinguanwomenrucikanhaosumuchen,kehaoxianghaishidiguleta,woxianzaigenbenwufaxiangxiang,tadejubenhouxuhuiyouduomejingyan!”
shuozhe,tayoutanxidao:“sumuchenzheigejubendeshendu,yijingbuyunxuwomenjiandandequkantadebiaoxiangle。”
“可怕!”
pingweimenzheifanjianjieyichu,sumuchendejubenneirong,zhijiebeiladaoleyigequanxindegaodu。
ke,weiduzhusujingmeiyoucanyutaolun。
dajiadouzaifayan,sabeiningzuoweizhuchiren,ziranbuyunxuzheizhongqingkuangchuxian。
zhuanguotou,xiaozhekanxiangzhusujin,wendao:“zhulaoshi,ninyoushenmexindejianjiema?”
“荒谬!荒谬!”
zhusujingdoukuaiyaoqidezazhuozile,yangelingdefenxi,zhijietuifanletadeyanlun。
cike,tashenzhiyouxiebuzhisuocuo,wudizirong。
……
pingweimenzheiyifanfenxihou,benlaihaiyouxinyouyihuodeguanzhongmen,cikebipingweigengjidong。
yishunjian,zhibojiandanmuzaiciwuxianyongdongleqilai。
“***!yuanlaishizheiyang,wokanlegejimo!”
“666666,jipigedayaoqilaile,zhizunbaoderenshejingranshizheiyang!”
“sumuchenshimoguima?tabixiadezhizunbaokansihuangdan,shijishangjingranhuiyoufoxing!!!”
“youdianharenle,wodaoqian,batadangchunxijukan,youdianwurujubenle!”
“sudadajiayouxie,woxianzaiyijingfuxianglianpianle!!!”
“……”
华宜兄弟。
wangzhongleitingwanyangelingdefenxi,zaikanzhemanpingdedanmu,shouxinjingranmaochulehanshui!
“zhuwei,nimenzenmekandaiyangelinglaoshidefenxi?”
wangzhongleihuitouzhijiekanxiangjiminggongsizhuanyeguwen,qidaizhetamenduijubendepingjia。
“laoban,laoshishuo,zheigejubenzhenbujiandan!”
“muqianjubenshangtixianchulaidegushizhangli,yishuzaoyi,zhishaoyeshizhuanyejideshuiping。”
“zhibojianguanzhongmenxianzaikandaodeqishizhishidiyiceng,pingweimenkandaodeshidierceng,qishitahaiyoudisanceng!”
zhuanyeguwenhuadaozheili,wangzhongleimeitouyizhou,renzhenwendao:“nijiangdedisanceng,zhideshishenme?”
“后劲!”
zheilianggeziyichulai,wangzhongleishenxileyikouqi,bantianmeinenghuanguolai!
“zheigejuben,ruguoanzhaoxianzaideshuipingwanghoufazhan,kenengpaichengdianyinghou,zaochengdeyingxianglikenengshiwunian!shenzhishinian!”
wangzhongleirouleroutaiyangxue,yongyizhongqiguaideyanshendingzhepingmunei,zhengzaijianpanshangfengkuangqiaojidesumuchen。
“zheijiahuo,shiwoshinianlaijianguodewushutiancaili,zuijingyandeneiyige!”
gantanzhong,talijijigegewangzhongjundaqudianhua,shaozuotaolunhou。
tabianzhijiedianliangongsishangwubu,jianduandemiaoshulesumuchenjubendeshiqing。
jinjiezhebianshiyiju:“mingtianzaiguanchazuihouyitian,ruguomeiyouchuangzuozhiliangbodong,zhijielianxijiemuzu,baojia,suduyaokuai!”
与此同时。
xiangjiangyule,yinghuangyingshi,xinliyingshi,qiechuanmei……
gegedingjiyingshigongsitongyangchunchunyudong,chenggongnaxiasumuchenzheigejuben,yijingchengweiletamendangxiazuizhongyaodegongzuo。
……
benshenjiubaohuodezhibojian,jingguopingweimenduineirongdezheimeyifenxi。
douyinshipinzaiyichuanbo,zheihuierguankanzhiborenshuzhibiqianwan!
jiuzaisuoyourendouyiweizheijiushitianhuabandeshihou,jitiao**lamandehengfu,zhijiechuxianzailezhibojiannei!
huanyingzunguidezhizunsvip,huayixiongdiguanfangjinruzhibojian……huanyingzunguidezhizunsvip,xiangjiangyuleguanfangjinruzhibojian……huanyingzunguidezhizunsvip,xinliyingshiguanfangjinruzhibojian……huanyingzunguidezhizunsvip,qiechuanmeiguanfangjinruzhibojian……zheijiweizhongliangjiguanfanghaoyichuxian,yuanbenzaiqianwanrenshupaihuaidezhibojian,zhijiechongpoqianwan,chaozheyiqianwubaiwanzhichongerqu。
danmuyijingwanquanyanmeilepingmu,bukaibanpingxianshidehua,lianzhibohuamiandoukanbudao!
“6666666,wokanzhibozheimeduonian,diyicikandaozheimeduorendezhibojian!”
“a???zheicaishisanshierqiangdebisaia,sumuchenzheijiuyaonitianle!”
“xiongdimen,woganggangkanle,qitaxuanshoudezhibojianxianzaidoumeirenle,chulelinwanerneilihaiyoubudaoyiqiantiangou,qitazhibojianlianpoqianrendounan!”
“hahahaha,zheigebisaiganjueyijingchenglesumuchendezhuanchangle!”
“bukuishiwoxihuandexuanshou,zheipaimianzhijielamana!”
“kuaixiekuaixie,dengbujila!”
“qidaizhonging……”
……
danmufengkuangyongdong,dansumuchencikezuozaianjingdefangjiannei,yiwusuozhi。
zixiaxianziyuzhizunbaochucijianmiandechangjingxiewan,jiexialaijiushidaoleqingxiachuchangdejuqingle。
sumuchenkanleyiyanshijian,gangguoshierdian。
zuowanneiyijueshuidechaojihao,zheihuierjubenyulianghainengzhichenghenjiu。
fanzhengyouyongbuzhequsikaojuqingzouxiang,zhiguanshuchuneirongjiukeyi,suoyitafandaoshibuzhejile。
zaoshangjiuheleyibeisuannai,zheihuierduziyijingedeyouxienandingle。
zuotianzhongwujiumeiyouchifan,jintianzaibuchiweitiedingyaochuwentide。
shiyizhici,xianchifanba!
shuangshouliaoxiajianpan,sumuchenzhizhitangzaileyizishang。
dalegehaqian,tadakaishoujikaishimanyouyoudianqilewaimai。
……
“??????ge,zayoubuxiele?”
“aiya,sulaodanishiyaojisiwoma!!!”
“qiunilegeduoxieyidianba,guiqiuguiqiu!”
“hahaha,sumuchenkezhenbujizheixieyingshidalaomenmianzia,shuotingjiuting。”
“juele,tayaoshizhidaozheixiedalaomenquanzaitazhibojian,kongpadeheyijiling!”
“***,youcaihuazhenkeyiweisuoyuweia,zheimeduodalaomeiyigelikaizhibojiande。”
“……”
shifenzhonghou,shoujishengyinxiangqi,waimaidaole。
sumuchenchongzhejingtouyixiao,dao:“pengyoumen,nimenebue?”
shuozhe,tabaquhuilaidecuipikaoyazaijingtouqianhuangyouleyifan。
“na,zhibojiandegeweipengyoumenxianchi!”
说罢。
tazhijiejiangkaoyatanzaizhuoshang,jiuzhetianmianjianghecongsi,juanzhebobing,manyouyoudepinchangleqilai。
“xiongdimen,budebushuo,jingchengkaoya,tianerbuni,zheiweidaojiushibanzheng!”
sumuchenmanzuiyarou,kehaishibuwangjiduizhejingtou,shushuozhemeishiweidao。
zhibojiandedanmujijinbengkui。
“????????”
“chibozhibojian?!!!”
“sumuchengegehaowenroua,jingranqinzichijiwokan(hen!hen!)?”
“woqiaoa!benlaibue,niteniangjiwokanele!”
“sumuchennikezuogerenba,jubengourenjiusuanle,chigekaoyayeyaogouwodekoushuima!!”
“xiongdimen,wobuxingle,woyedezhenggekaoyaqu!”
“……”
演播厅内。
sabeiningyilianwunai,kuxiaozheyipaishou,dao:“rangyiqianduowanrenkanzhetachikaoya,zheijiahuozongshibuantaoluchupaia!”
综艺现场,他靠睡觉剧本超神了