《人在北美算命,我真不是巫师啊》 小说介绍
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eguaduoer,shoufujiduo。
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难怪撞了!
不对!
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嘶……
鬼!
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zhongyuyoudianbuyiyangdedongxile!
“噗,呸……”
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滚蛋!”
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“安东尼奥?”
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e……nishidasuantubuqianwangameilika?
东方人?”
【andongniao.ximengsi:yeselidemaotouyinglvguanlaoban,shijichengyuanzhiyoushiliurendexiaoxingheibang(conglinegun)delaoda,muqianzhengbeibumingshenfendeyuanguijiuchan,yangqimeitianbeixifuzaiqishenshangdeyuanguixizouxueruo,daozhigengrongyibeiguizheyan。
pingjia:meitiandouyoukenengchuyiwaisiqu。】
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“是的,没错!
zhengzhunbeitubuqianwangameilika。”
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“buguo,wobijiaohaoqideshi,nizenmequedingwoshidongfangren?”
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“zhiyaonishidasuantubuqianwangameilikadeyazhouren,neijiuzhinengshidongfangren。
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非常方便!
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这很难猜吗?
nijiranzhidaowoshiandongniao,jiuyinggaiqingchu,woshikaozhihuilizuzaiconglinzhong!”
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ruguobaoxiangdao,3wanmeijin!
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“等等吧!
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好吧!
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“haode,chen,qinggenwolai!”
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“shide,shide,e……goushi!
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你居然看出来了!
suoyi,nizhenshidongfangrenzhongdewushi?”
人在北美算命,我真不是巫师啊