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《回到地球当神棍》 第5章 旧友程晃 免费试读
diertianzaoshang,chuqizhengkaimeimu,zhenggerenxiangshiyanledeqiezi,meijingdacai。
zuoqishen,chuqixianglehenjiu,zhongyubolegedianhua。
“ma,ngshiwo,woxianghuilaile,meishenme。”chuqimianqiangdixiaolexiao,gualedianhua。
“zhendezhangbuchulaileme?”chuqiyouxiangdaolezijidetoufa,xiayishidiyongzuoshoumolemotou。
“yi?”chuqimengdifaxianzijizuoshouchandebengdaiyijingmeile,neishangkouyeshixiaoshibujianle。
fangfoxiangdaoleshenme,chuqimengditiaoleqilai,lianmangpaodaolejingziqianmian。
“zhei...shiwo?”chuqiyanjingdengdelaoda,jingzhongdenvzineilihaiyoushenmeshangkou,neiyingerbanguanghuadejifurangchuqibujinyongshouchuolechuozijidelianjia。
吹弹可破!
“a!!!”chuqijianjiaolechulai。
“daqingzaodihoushenmehou?”
tingdaochuqidejianjiao,zhangzilingbunaifandidakailemen,bianshikanjianchuqizaijingzimianqianbuduandiqiazijidelian。
“你在干什么?”
“a?”chuqizhuanshenwangxiangzhangziling,“zheibushizaizuomeng?”
“nideyangzikanqilaidequexiangshizaizuomeng,xianbayifuchuanhao。”zhangzilingshuowanbianshiguanmenchuqu。
“ng?”chuqitingdaozhangzilingdehuayu,bujiedikanxiangjingzi。
chuqitaiguojidong,chuandeshuipaoyebijiaoshusan,chuqidebangexiangjian**chulai,touguoshuipaonenggouyinyuedikandaobaixidedatui,kanqilaidequebijiaojuyouyouhuoli。
“a!”chuqijiaoleyisheng,hongyunzaicifushanglianjia。
shiduofenzhonghou,chuqichuanhaoyifuduanzhengdizuozaizhangzilingdemianqian,liangrenmianqiangebaizheyiwanmian,haimaozhereqi。
“zhei......shinigande?”
“嗯。”
“真的是你干的?”
“嗯!”
“怎么可能?”
“chimian!”zhangzilingzhongyuduichuqibuduanxunhuandiwenhuagandaobunaifanle,mengdiyipaizhuozi,hedechuqiganjinnaqikuaizimaitoukuchiqilai。
guoleyihuierhou,chuqiguqiyongqi,ruoruoditaiqitoulaiwangzhechenmochimiandizhangziling,qingshengwendao:“wogaizenmebaodani?”
zhangzilingtaiqitoulaipielechuqiyiyan,youlengkudichiqimianlai。
suiranzhangzilingyijingbuxuyaojinshilaimanzushentixuyao,danshichidiandongximanzukoufuzhiyuhaishixuyaode。
“nideyisishibuqiuhuibaome?”chuqiweizhangzilingdedongzuozhaolegejieshi。
啪!
zhangzilingjiangkuaizipaizaizhuozishang,kanxiangchuqi,hedechuqichadiandiulekuaizi。
“你还有多少钱?”
“什么意思?”
“zimianshangdeyisi。”zhangzilingkanzhechuqishuodao。
“woqukankan。”chuqipaohuifangjiannachulaileyigebao,limianhaiyoujibaikuai。
“就这些了?”
“ng......”chuqiruoruodiyingleyiju,“suoyishuowojiaobuqifangzuma!”
“jiwo。”zhangzilingshenchushou。
“a?”chuqimeiyoufanyingguolai。
“qian!”zhangzilingmeihaoqidishuoleyiju,“wozhibing,nijiqian!”
yikezhuyandanjiunadaozheidianqian,zhangzilingxinzhonghaishiyouxiebushuang。
“e。”chuqidaidaidijiangbaodiguoqu,haimeiyoufanyingguolaizhangzilingweishenmeyaozheidianqian。
zhangzilingnazheqianshuleshu,youdunledun,wendao:“zuibianyideshoujiduoshaoqian?”
chuqibeizhangzilingdewentijiyezhule,lianmangduanqipangbiandeshuimengguanqilai。
“keke!nimeiyoushouji?”chuqibukesiyidiwendao。
“ng,woxianglexiang,zheigeshehuihaishinageshoujibijiaofangbian。”
suiranchuqiduizhangzilingdehuayugandaoyouxieqiguai,danshiquezizuozhuzhangdebazhangzilingdeqiguaizhichuquanbuguijieyugaorenfengfan。
zhangzilingzaichuqixinzhongdexingxiang,xianzaiyijinggaodebudelele,bujinyishuhao,xiademianyehenhaochi。
xiangdaozheili,chuqiyoubujinchileyikoumian。
“nichimianyenenglianhong?”zhangzilingkanzhemanlianhongyundechuqi,renbuzhuwendao。
“a?”chuqiyitingdaozhangzilingdehua,lianmangpaizhelianjia,yizhiyaotou,“zhei、zheishi......”
“suanle,shuozhengshi,zheidianqiannenggoumaishoujime?”
jianzhangzilingmeiyouzaijixugangcaidehuati,chuqibuyouansongyikouqi,suihoudingzhezhangzilingshuodao:“nijiranmeiyoushouji,burujiuyongwozheigeba!”
chuqidafangdijiangzijideshoujidijizhangziling,“zheishixinde,dianhuahaomayecaihuan。”
zhangzilingkanzhechuqishouzhongdefenhongseshouji,zuijiaochoulechou,buguoyouxiangdaozheijibaikuaiqiandequemaibuleshouji,erqiexianzaidianhuahaomayushenfenzhengbangding,zijimuqianyoumeiyoushenfenzheng。
silaixiangqu,zhangzilingzuizhonghaishijieguolechuqideshouji。
jianzhangzilingjieguozijideshouji,chuqijiuxiangdedaotangguodexiaonvhaiyibanxiaoleqilai,suihouyouduizhangzilingshuodao:“zheishoujijiudangfangzule。”
“ng。”zhangzilingjiangneijibaikuaigenshoujichuaidaobaolihou,bianshiqishenchumen,“woyaochuqule,nibawankuaishoushiyixia。”
“neige......”chuqiyuyanyouzhi。
“youshi?”zhangzilingzhuanshenwendao。
“nengjiwoyibaikuaime?”chuqishenchuyigenzhitou,lvexiankeliandishuodao:“jiuyibaikuai!”
zhangzilingdunledun,xianglexiang,zuizhonghaishichouchuyizhangruanmeibidijilechuqi。
“xiexie!”chuqigaoxingdijieguoyibaikuaihou,bianduanzhewanbenjinlechufang。
zhangzilingkanzhechuqidebeiying,xiaozheyaoleyaotou,bianshichulemen。
“xiangyaokuaisuhuifuxiuwei,muqianzhinengxianzhaoxieyaocai,wenguyixiashangshile。”
suirandiqiudeyaocaidaduoshudeyaoxingdouhendi,danshizhiyaoshiyaocai,youxieyaoxing,zhangzilingjiunenggouyongmishutiquqizhongdeyaoxingjinghua,suiranyizhuyaokenengzhinengtiquchuyisi,danshishuliangduodehua,haishinenggouqidianzuoyongde。
xiangdaozheili,zhangzilingbianshidaleyiliangchuzuche,zhaodaolenanzhoushizuidadeyaocaishichang,buguolingzhangzilingmeiyouxiangdaodeshi,zheiyaocaishichangjingranjiuzaichangqinggaozhongdefujin!
“meixiangdaoyoulaidaozheilile。”zhangzilingzhanzaichangqinggaozhongmenkougantanleyifan,suihoubianzhunbeiquwangyaocaishichang。
“xianjiangzhuyandanmaichuquhouzaishuo。”zhangzilingxinliyibianxiangzhe,yibianzouxiangyaocaishichang。
“张子陵?”
turan,yishenglvexianjingxidihuhanjiaozhulechensizhongdezhangziling。
wenyan,zhangzilingniutouwangqu,kanjianyigeyimibazuoyoudenanzizouleguolai。
“**,zhendeshini!”neigenanzizoujinzixikanlekanzhangziling,suihoujidongdilouzhulezhangzilingdejian,mengpaizhezhangzilingdexiong。
“chenghuang?”zhangzilingyuqiyeyoulexiexubodong。
chenghuangshizhangzilingcongxiaoyiqizhangdadesidang,gaozhongshiyezaiyigeban,liangrenshifenyaohao,zhangzilingdangchuhaijingchangdaizhezijidemeimeiquchenghuangjiacengfan,keyishuo,chenghuangyijiadangchubanglezhangzilingxiongmeixuduo。
“meixiangdaonengzaizheilijiandaonixiaozi!”chenghuanglouzhezhangzilingjidongdishuodao,suihouyouhenhendijilezhangzilingyiquan,“nizheixienianqulenali?jingrangandiuxianimeimeiyigerenwanxiaoshi!”
“......”zhangzilingmomodichengshoulezheiyiquan,diuxiazijidemeimei,zheishizhangzilingxinzhongzuitongkudeshi。
“suanle,bushuozheijianshile,xiangbiniyeyounidekuzhong。”chenghuanghenlejiezhangzilingdeweiren,ruobushishenmepobudeyideshi,zhangzilingshijueduibuhuidiuxiazijidemeimeide,genghekuangzheiyixiaoshijiushibanian。
“dangchu,wozouhou,youyouzenmeyangle?”zhangzilingkanzhechenghuangwendao。
“youyoua,”chenghuangtanleyikouqi,“wojidedangnianzaitadezhinixiaoshideshihou,kudesiquhuolaide,shuoshiyaoquzhaoni,wozenmequandoumeiyong。”
zhangzilingyitingdaochenghuangdehua,xinzhongdekuijiuyoujiashenleyifen。
“wotingjiangjingshengshuo,youyoubeiyifushangshouyangle,shizhendema?”
“jiangjingsheng?”chenghuangyanzhongshanguoyisifenhendeshense,buguohenkuaijiuyanqule,“tashuodemeicuo,youyoubeiyilaotoujiezoule,wokanneilaotouweirenhenzhengpai,bangjiefangmennahuilechaiqiankuan,youyouyemeiyoudichudemoyang,zaijiashangdangchuwodejialiyechuleyidianzhuangkuang,yejiutongyirangneilaotoudaizouleyouyou。”
zhangzilingminruidizhuazhulechenghuangyishanerguodefenhen,meitouzhoulezhou,wendao:“nahuichaiqiankuanshizenmehuishi?”
“haibushijiangjiazhangzhezijijiazushili,siyiqifujiefang,qiangchaifangzi,haizhaolehenduoliumangdipilaisaorao,henduorendoushoubulezheizhongzhemo,zuizhongjiunaleyidianchaiqiankuanjiubanle,houlaineigelaotoujiulaile,buzhidaoyongleshenmebanfa,rangjiangjiajiangchaiqiankuanquanbutulechulai。”
“haiyouzheidengshi!”zhangzilingyanzhongbuyoushanguolengguang。
“kenengjiushineigelaotoudeyuanyin,houlaijiangjiayemeiyouzuodetaiguo,suoyourendouxinmanyizudibanzoule。”chenghuangshuodao。
zhangzilingchajuedaochenghuangbingmeiyoujianghuashuowan,zheiqizhongchenghuangkendinghejiangjingshenghaiyouqitaenyuan,buguojiranchenghuangbuyuanyishuo,zhangzilingyemeiyouwen。
zhiyuzijidemeimei,anzhaochenghuangdeshuofa,neilaotouyinggaibuhuikuidaita,zhangzilingyeshaoshaoanlexin。
“duile,nizenmezaizheili,shihuilaikaitongxuehui?”chenghuangkanzhezhangzilingwendao。
zhangzilingkanlekanpangbiandexuexiao,xiaodao:“suanshiba,buguowoyaoquyaocaishichangyitang。”
“woyeyaoquyaocaishichang,zhenghaowomenyiqiqu,zaineiliwohaishitingshude,miandenishoupian!”chenghuangpailepaizijidexiongfushuodao,“wanshizhihouwoqingnichifan,womengelianghaojiumeijianmianle,dehaohaoheyibei!”
“yehao。”zhangzilinglveweikaolvleyixiabiandayingle。
“jigedianhuahaomaba,yihouhaolianxi。”chenghuangjizhangzilingbaolezijidedianhuahaoma。
zhangzilingdiandiantou,suihounachulechuqifenhongsedeshouji。
“ziling......nidekouweihaizhendutea!”kandaozhangzilingshouzhongdeshouji,chenghuangganxiaodao。
zhangzilingxiaolexiao,yemeiyouguoduodejieshi,shuangfanghucundianhuahaomahoubianyitongzoujinleyaocaishichang。
“zilingbushiwochui,zaizheiyidaiwohaishiyouxiebomiande,zheiyaocaishichangwoyeshichangke,niyaomaishenmejinguanshuo,wojinituijian!”
“woxiangxianmaidiandongxi,jiaoyidedifangzainali?”zhangzilingwendao。
“maidongxi?genwolaiba。”chenghuangkanlekanzhangziling,yemeiyouduoshuo,zouxianglejiaoyiqu。
“zheilijiaoyiqufenweilianggebufen。”chenghuangzhizheliangtiaolushuodao。
“renduodedifangmaidedoushiputongyaocai,shuezuidadedouzaishiwanyixia,daduoshudoushijiqianjibaikuaideneizhong。”
chenghuangdunledun,youzhixiangzuobianguseguxiangdanshirenhenshaodedaolushuodao:“neilijiushifuhaomendejujudile,jushuohaimaibainianfenderencan!buguoneijiubushiwomenzheixierenkeyiqudele。”
kanzhangzilingdianlediantou,chenghuangbianshizouxiangyoubian,“worenshihenduolaoban,kendingjinimaigehaojiaqian!”
zhangzilingxiaolexiao,meiyoudong。
“niganmani,zoua!”jianzhangzilingmeiyougenshanglai,chenghuangzhuanshenduizhangzilingshuodao。
“sheishuowoyaoquyoubiande?”
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