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小说简介

《00houzongyidaoyan，kaijujirebaniaojian》shitianbangxiaoyouzisuochuangzuodeyibulingrentaozuidechuanyuezhongshengxiaoshuo。gushiweiraozhezhujiaoluzerebazhankai，ronghelelangmandeaiqing、cijidemaoxianheshenkederenshengzheli。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqixinidemiaoshuhelingrenxindongdeqingganmiaoxieeryingdeleduzhemendexiai。zhangwenzuzuliangqianzi，pinglunquyipiankusheng。fengkuangdefensimenshenzhizhuanmenchenglileyigetuandui，zhudonghuaqianxuanchuan、***！mudezhiyouyige—……。

精彩章节

【dingliuzhuboliqifabiaojingrenyanlun：79liangzhidemeibidoumaibuqi，nineigebibanshangdeyoujingma？】

【zhimingbianjumianduiwangyougaibianzhiyi，dama：wotmbenjiushigaoshan，nimensuanshenmedongxi？】

【neiyuerxianmingxingpingjunshouruchulu，yangyangnianru1700wanhuodiandi！】

【diwudaizhumingdaoyanfengkuzinuduiwangyou：guanzhongyougejibawenhua？laozipaishenmenikanshenmejiuhaole！】

【《mingxingdeshenghuo》jiemuzuzaichuzhengyihuati：tianna，yitianwubaikuaicanfeihaixianduo，buhuizhenyourenzheimeqiongba？】

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didou，jiuzhouwenhuachuanbojuerlouhuiyishi。

xuanguazaizhengqianfangdetouyingmubushang，xianshizhezuixindeweiboresoubangdan。

kandeluzezhihuhaojiahuo。

bushi，zheigeshijiedeyulequanzheimelipuma？bizijichuanyueqianhaiyaonitian？

zheidoutamashixieshenmeyaomoguiguai？

79liangzhidemeibimaibuqijiushibunulile？

kalizhiyouyiqianwanjiukaishijiaolvle？

guanzhongmeiyouwenhuajiuhuogaikanbudongdianyingle？

shi，putongrenshizhengdeshao！

weileneidiangongzimeitianzaidanweibeilaobanmachengsunzi，yangzhenimenrenweishipingminkudefangzi，kaizhenimenkanyiyandouxianzangdechezi。

jingjingyeyebanbeizi，taokongquanbujiadifulejishiwancaili，tiqianshuigejuehaiyoukenengbeifanshousongjinjuzi。

ketamenjiuhuogaibeiyiqunxiziantouchaofeng？

nimenhuatianjiudixiangshoushenghuodeqian，nayifenbushiputongrennamingzhengde？

nimenshoudaodechengzan、zhichiheguli，nayijubushiputongrenzuilishuode？

说实话！

putongrenqishizhentingkeliande，tamenconglaidoumeihuanxiangguonimennengyouduopingyijinren。

zhixiangmangliuyitianhuijiahou，tingtinggekankandianyingshuashuazongyifangsongyixia。

jiusuannantingyidianwunaoyidiandoumeishenme。

可事实上呢？

他们得到了什么？

gaoao、bishi、xiluo、wurueryi！

suoyiputongrenjiuzhudingyaobeimingxingchaofeng？

zheishishangnayouzheizhongdaoli？

luzezhuandongshouzhongdebi，qiangrenzhexinlibushi。

heyibanrenxiangbi，taduizheixiedongxideganshouhaiyaogengshenkeyixie。

chuanyueqian，zijideshenghuoyagenjiushiyipianfeixu。

gongzuoshilaojiadianshitaideyidangyejianjiemuzhuchiren，suiranyoubianzhidanriziguodehaishiwuliweixi。

laodielaomabeijulideqipalilunxilenao，zongjuedezijierzizhengbudaoqianshiyinweibugounuli，renjiadianshijulibutiantiandoushibaishouqijia，yibudengtiandelizi？

gangjiaolesantiandenvpengyouzaipinxixishangmaijianhunshajiuwangyanchanghuixianchangqule，meiqimingyuewoyaojiayiciqingchunlidenanhaicainengjiajini。

不是，凭什么啊？

wotamashengchijianyonggongfangzijicaili，jieguodaotoulaihaichengerhunle？

gengkexiaodeshi，tayongweishubuduodelinghuaqianchongleshipinwangzhanheyinleapphuiyuan，jieguotingdaodedoushi——

【nimennanrena，zhenpuxin！jiemeimen，tazhendehaoxiatoua！】

【yigenanrenyinianlianyibaiwandouzhuanbudao，niyoushenmezigequwo？】

【laopozuidalaogongdier，niyaodayingwobuxuzhaoxiaosaner.......】

xumoganjue，chuanyuezhiqiandeneigeshijieli，zijirenshengjiuxiangyipanbeilajiyulequanzhipeihuimiedeqiju，zenmenulidouhuibudaozhengquedeguiji。

tazheigerenba，zuoshengyinenglibuxing，zhaoduixiangyanguangbuxing。

meiyoudangmingrendeming，yemeiyouzhengdaqiandeyun。

danyouyigedifanghenniubi——tianshengshanzhangdaan！

suoyi，dangbannianqianyinweiyiwaichuanyue，faxianzheigeshijiedekaogongnandubiqianshidilebuzhiyigedangcihou，tayijiuxuanzelekaogongjintizhi！

一把上岸！

zhibuguozheiyicibuzaishipianyuandiqudewumingshiyebian，ershikeyisimingnanieyulequandejiuzhouwenhuachuanboju。

neihaiyoushenmehaoshuode，jirantiaojianyijingyoule，dangranshipinminggantaniangdeyulequan，xiangjinbanfagaozheixiefengdiannaotandelajiyirena！

erjintian，zheigezuiheshidejihui，zhongyulaile。

huiyizhuoshang，fenguanneiyufengjiduchagongzuodefuzerenlixuan，chenshengkaikou。

“tongzhimen，zheixieresouwoxiangdajiayijingkandaole，jiuzhouyulequandaodishishenmexianzhuang，nimenyinggaibiwogengqingchu！”

“shangwuwoganggangcanjialeyichangguigehengaodehuiyi，dalingdaomingquezhichuyaodalizhengzhiyulequanluanxiang！”

“yaohuahongxian、xiashenshui，buliuqingmiandewangentiaoci、zhengbenqingyuan！”

“suoyijintiankaihuidemudehenjiandan，dajiahaohaotaolunyixiazheigegongzuogaizenmegan！”

tasaoshileyiyansizhouzhengjinweizuodezhongren，taishouyizhi“laowang，nishifaguisifuzhuren，xianfageyan。”

“worenweiba，shouxianwomenyinggaixianzuogediaoyan，duimuqiangeleiluanxiangjinxingyicishenrudemodi........”

dangneiweisishilaisuidetudingnanrenshuochuzheijuhuahou，luzelimapielepiezui。

guaibudezaizhengcefaguisiganleshinianhaihunbushangyibashou，zheigezhengzhijuewujianzhibuyaotaidi。

shangmianlingdaozheimezhongshi，zhengmingshiqingyijingpozaimeijiele，nijingranhaixiangzhediaoyan？

diaoyanyouyongdehua，yulequanzaotamafengqingqizhengle，haixuyaonigezheierfayan？

guoran，tahuahaimeishuowan，jiubeilixuandaduan“nihaimeikaolvqingchu，zaixiangxiangba！xiaoliu，nishuo！”

“worenweidangwuzhijishiqugedayulegongsikaizhanxilieanfang，zhenduifaxiandewentiyuetanxiangguanfuzeren........”

luzexiaole，yuetanfuzeren？

yuetanyouyongdehua，yaofalvfaguiganma？

“xiaozhao，nirenweini？”

“womenkeyitansuozhidingyixiliedezhengzhicuoshi，yitiaolidexingshijinxingtuiguang.......”

de，youshiyigeyouzhidaobuxingde。

lingdaomuqianyaodeshizuikuaijianxiao，youshijiandengnichutiaoli？

tazaixinlitucaozhe，lixuanbiaoqingyeyuelaiyuebingleng。

tinglezuzuqibageren，quandoushichangguidefangshiheputongdetaolu，wanquanzhibiaobuzhiben，meiyouyisisiweilihezuoyong！

suoyidaodishizijiguanlideyuanyinhaishidajiatuolixianshitaijiule？

lianyitiaoyoujianshexingdeyijiandoutibuchulai，daoshihouzenmejiaocha？

tazhouzhemei，jixuchenshengwenxiaqu。

zhiyuluze，zekaishikaolvmianduiyanxiazheidaoti，zijiyinggaizenmejie？

changguidefangshi，zhidingshibuxingde。

kefeichangguidefangshi........youyoushenmeni？

【叮！】

xinnianganggangyidong，naohaizhongturanxiangqiyidaoqingxidejixiedianziyin。

【yuleqingxuzhishoujixitongyijihuo！】

【benxitongzhuanmenzhenduiyulequanmingxingyirendazao，tongguoshoujiduiyingqingxuzhi，huodexiangguanjiangli。】

【yi、kongjuzhi：shoujimingxingyirenchanshengdekongjuqingxu，dachengleijishuhouhuodedaojujiangli，man1000kekaiqijiangliku。】

【er、guitianzhi：shoujimingxingyirenchanshengdeguitianqingxu，dachengleijishuhouhuodejinengjiangli，man1000kekaiqijiangliku。】

【san、chanhuizhi：shoujimingxingyirenchanshengdechanhuiqingxu，dachengleijishuhouhuodechoujiangjihui，man1000kesuijichoujiang！】

【xitongxianyijihuo，qingsuzhuxuanzeheshifangshikaiqiqingxuzhishouji，zhunihaoyun！】

shengyinjianjiandanqu，luzeyanzhongduolejisiyiweishenzhang。

qingxuzhishoujixitong，haizhenshixiangshenmelaishenme！

zhenduilixuanjichudemingti，taqishiyijingyouleyigedazhidexiangfa。

xitongdeturanchuxian，shushiduixiangfaluodidailailehendadezhuli。

那就这样决定了！

xinlizheiyangxiangzhe，lixuandeshengyinyejinsuierzhi。

“xiaolu，nilaishuoshuoba，qitarenshuoguodejiumeibiyaozhongshenle，youmeiyoushenmexinsilu？”

luzewenshengtaitou，xiaozhelieliezui。

suihou，jichuleyigelingsuoyourendoubeiganyiwaihebujiedehuida——

“liju，woxiang.......cehuayidangzongyi！”