kedongkeqiudedazhihuixiede《90houbuxing？wo00houzhengdunzhichang》zhendehenhaokan，gushiqingjiediedangqifukourenxinxian，zhendehenbang，jiangshule：xiangyaoduihuanlimiandeshangpin，haishixuyaoqinfengbuduanleijifen。“mianshileijijifentaimanle，kanyangziwobixujinkuaizhaodaoyifengongzuo，zhiyoujiechudaozhengzaidezhichang，cai……
zhibojianzuzuanjingdeyousanmiao。
suoyourendoujinjindingzhepingmudangzhongdeqinfeng。
“tashilaimianshidema，daoshisheishimianshiguanya。”
“xiaozitaimengle，dangnianwodiyicimianshideshihou，zhanzhanjingjingshengparemianshiguanbugaoxing，tadaohaozhijiebamianshiguanjitaolule。”
“yikantajiushimeiyoujingliguoshehuideduda，zaiguojiniantajueduishuobuchuzheihua。”
“zheijiushi00houma，jintianwoshizhangjianshile。”
“wonengwanshengjinianma，woyexiangzuo00hou。”
“俺也一样。”
qinfengdemianshiguanshenzhanglebozi，congyeshijinian，mianshilejiwanrendeta，haishidiyicitingdaozheiyangdehuida。
tanulideyazhizhulezijideqingxu，baochiyigemianshiguandedandinghecongrong。
咳咳咳......
mianshiguanzhongxinnaqileqinfengdejianli，kesouleliangshengyanshileyixiazijideganga。
“wokannidejianli，nidaxuexuedeshisheji，weishenmebuqugaosheji。”
“ninaodaineimeguang，zabuqudangheshangni?”
噗!
面试官正在喝水。
tingdaozheihuazhijiepenlechulai。
zhibojianlideguanzhongyedoukuaixiaomale。
“zheixiaozishilaimianshidema?”
“hahahaha，xswl。”
“buguohuashuohuilai，jiutazheizhongren，zhendenengzhaodaogongzuoma?”
“wokanshimeiyouxiwangle，chushengniudubupahu，tagenbenjiubuzhidaoxianzaijiuyexingshiyouduomeyanjun。”
mianshiguannaqiyipangdezhijinjiangshenshangdechashuicagan。
“xiaozi，qingniduanzhengnidetaidu。”mianshiguanhechidao。
“taidu，nimenyishanglaijiuwenwoyuanbuyuanyijigongsimianfeijiaban，qingwenguigongsidetaiduduanzhengma?”qinfengbuganshiruodao。
“xianzaiyoujigegongsibujiabande。”mianshiguanshuodelizhiqizhuang，jiuxiangjiabanzheijianshishitianjingdiyiside。
zaitadexinzhong，jiabanyijingchengweizhichangdeqianguizele，ermianfeiweigongsijiaban，gengshiqianguizezhongdeqianguize。
“jiabanshiweilerangnimenzheixiechuruzhichangdenianqingrengengkuaidechengshuchengzhang，zheinandaobushiyijianqiuzhibudedehaoshima。”
“nihainianqing，zhenshiyoujinglideshihou，cishibuqupinbo，nandaoyaodengdaolaolezaiqunuli。”
“niganggangbiye，youxieshibudong，wobugenniyibanjianshi，danshiniyaomingbai，wulunnidaoneigegongsi，doutaolibulejiabandesuming，sheidoushizheiyangguolaide，conglairuci......”
mianshiguandeyifanhua，shunjianrangpingmuqiandeguanzhongmenyoulepoduodeganchu。
“zheibawozhanmianshiguanzheibian，jiabanyijingshiyizhongchangtaihuadexianxiangle，nianqingrenxinkuyixiayouzenmele，nandaobuyinggaichenzhenianqingduojileiyixiejingyan。”
“xiangtazheiyangderen，bukenjiaotashidi，yibeiziyebuhuiyoushenmechuxi。”
“taweishenmebukenjiaban，tazheigenianjiduan，nibujiabannengshuidezhejuema?”
“yebukankanxianzaixingyeneineijuanchengshenmeyangle，bujiabannalilaidejingzhengli，tahaikanbushangrenjiagongsi，yebuzhidaorenjiagongsikanbukandeshangta。”
“hehe，nimengaoqingchumeiyou，mianshiguanshuodeshimianfeijiaban。”
“buxiangnulijiubuxiangnuli，zhaoneimeduojiekouganma，shuobailejiushilanduo。”
“nikanguolingchensidiandeluoshanjima?”
mianduitumoxingziluanfeidemianshiguan。
秦风一直没有打断。
dengdaomianshiguanbatadeneiyitaoshuocijiangwan。
qinfengzheicaihuanhuandekaikou。
“haoyigeconglairuci。”
“conglairuci，bianduima?”
“shenmejiabanrangrenchengzhang，zheizhongguihuazijixinma?”
“chengzhangshibaituoyizhi，jiechuweizhi，congjiudezouxiangxinde，erbushiweilingdaomenkouzhongdedabing，jiangzijideqingchunyongaoyediaofadefangshi，baibailangfeizaigongzuogangweishang。”
“dengneixiejideliyizhexigoulexue，ranhouzaibeitamenwuqingdecaidiao，jiuxiangtuzaichanglideniuyiyang，gengleyibeizidedi，zuihoubeiyidaozhijie，neizanghexueliuleyidi。”
mianshiguantingdaoqinfengdezheixiehua，toushangdelenghandoumaolechulai。
molemonaodai，faxianneicengjingmaomidetoufa，buzhidaozaishenmeshihouyijingdangranwucun。
zijiweigongsifengxianlesuoyou，daozuihouhaiyaorangtachengshoubeicaiyuandeyali。
taxinzhongdudingdezhichangqianguizezaidongyao，takaishifansizheixieqianguizejizijidedailaishenme。
xianglaixiangqutacaifaxian，qianguizejizijidailaidezhiyoushanghai。
啪!
面试官猛拍桌子。
“你胡说八道。”
“woshibushihushuobadao，nixinlibisheidouqingchu。”
“womengongsibuxuyaonizheiyangderen，qingniganjinlikai。”
mianshiguansuiranyijingzhidaobeihoudezhenxiang，danshineixindangzhonghaishibuxiangchengren。
ruguozhenxiangshiqinfengshuodeneiyang，neitajialezheibanbeizidebandeyiyihezai。
tashiruheyongyouxianzaizaigongsilidediweihequanli。
加班一定是有用的。
tazaixinzhongwangudemonian，xiangjileyigeshuguangjixudedutu。
qinfengweiweiyixiao，momodeyaoleyaotou。
niyongyuanjiaobuxingleyigezhuangshuideren。
shuozhenahuizijidejianlijiuzhunbeilikai。
当当当!
就在这个时候。
bangongshidedamenbeirenqiaoxiang。
yigeshenchuanxizhuangdenanrenzoulejinlaijiangyifenwenjianrengzailezhuozishang。
“laozhang，buhaoyisi，nibeicaile!”
nanrenshuowanlikailebangongshi。
mianshiguanzhandoudenaqizhuozishangneifencaiyuanwenjian。
zuzuyouyifenzhongmeiyoushuochuhualai。
“weishenme，weishenmehuizheiyang，woweigongsifuchuleneimeduo。”mianshiguanshunjianleiliumanmian。
cishizhibojianyipianhuaran。
kanzhezhiqianhaixinshidandandemianshiguan。
zhuanyanzhijianbeicitui，xiangshibeirenpaoqideyitiaolaogouyiyang。
guanzhongmenxinzhongbujingankaileqilai。
“zheijiushi00houma，kongburusi!”
“takandetaitoule，zhendehennanxiangxiangzheishiyigegangbiyedexueshengshuochulaidehua。”
“wuwuwuwu，wopofangle，woganjuewojiushituzaichangdeneitoulaoniu。”
“huashuo，xianzaidezhichangfengqizhendegaizhengdunle，neixierenxinfengdesuoweizhichangqianguizebuzhidaoduhaileduoshaodairangren。”
“youshengzhinianbuzhidaohainengbunengkanjian，bei00menzhenggaichulaidexinzhichang。”
“woxianmutamen，danshiqueyoubuganhetamenweiwu，woyijingmeiyoudangnianderuiqi。”
“jiayou，kantamendele，zhichiqinfeng，zhichitazhenggaizhichangfengqi。”
“shuodedui，ruguoqinfengnenghuodeguanjun，jiashangjiemudeyingxiangli，yidinghuiduiwuyanzhangqidezhichangqidaoyidinggaibian。”
“zheixiaohuozizhenbudele。”
“weileweilai，weilexiayidai，woxuanzezhichiqinfeng。”
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