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小说简介

aazhixiadeyazha！wobuganlemiaohuileguleisuqingtangruideyiduanyishijiemaoxianzhilv。tashenshishenmi，beirenweishimingyundeshouhuzhe。aichixiangguqingcaijiaodexiehanqiaomiaodikehualemeigejiaosedexinggehedongji，xiaoshuozhongchongmanlejinzhang、xuanyiheqihuanyuansu。jingcaideqingjiejiangdailingduzhechuanyueshikong，tansuoneixieyinzangzaiheianbeihoudemimi。

精彩章节

jiehundiwunianjinianri，wokaoledangao，guleiquelinhuilianggelianjiaxinglixiang。“wobamaxiazhouguolaiyanglao，

yihoushenghuofeiniduochusanfenzhier。”wokanzhetalizhiqizhuangdelian，

xiangqimuqinshoushushitabinglengde“geguangema”。jiandaocichuanxinglixiangshi，

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jiefumushijia，biwomaihunqianfanghaizhaicaishizhen。woxiaozhejianglihunxieyishuaitaquanjialianshang：“zhaishinidude，

laodengnizuo。”popojianjiaopulaishi，woanxiayaokongqi——touyingmubuluoxia，

shishizhibozhetaguiqiu**zhongjiedeluyin。zhenyihan，duboluxiangbihunshazhaoqingxiduole。

---jiehunwuzhounianjinianridebangwan，xiyangjiketingdulecengnuanjin。kongqilihaipiaozhekaodangaodetianxiang，

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dianhuaneitoushixuannaodequanjiusheng，tabunaifandi“ze”leyisheng：“suqing，neishinima，bushiwoma。

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zheigelianyimaoqianjiumingqiandoubukenchudenanren，

zheigewunianlailianwuyefeidouyaoanpingfangzhanbijisuan、chaoshixiaopiaobixupaizhaoduizhangdenanren，

zhengtongzhiwo——yaofudantafumuquanbudeshenghuofei，haishisanfenzhier？

huangmiuganhexiurubandenuhuoshunjianchongkualizhi。shixianfanhong，zhiyouneiliangzhizhanxinxiangzixiangchaofengdeguaiwupanjuzhe。

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bushibeitiaoxindebaonu，shimimijijiangbeisikaidejingju。“kuangdang。”jiandaotuoshouluodi。mandilangjie。

tadingzhelangjiehewobinglengdelian，shenxikouqiyaxianiuqu，huanshangneifuchentongqianzedemianju：“qingqing，

nitaichongdong。wozhidaoniyishinanjieshou，dannizenmenengzheimebudongshi？xiaoshungongpobushiniyingjindebenfen？

”“benfen？”woshengyinsiyaxiangpofengxiang，“womatangicuyitianjiqiandeshihou，nidebenfenzaina？

jiehunwuniannijiwomaiguoyibeinaichama？xianzaigenwotanbenfen？”woyibububijin，

zhishitaduoshandeyanjing：“nigangcaihuangshenme？gulei，zheilianggepoxiangzidaodiyoushenmejianbudeguangdedongxi？

”tatongkongzhousuo。“bukeliyu！”tashunjianzhamaobagaoyinliang，“wokannijiushixinyanxiaorongbuxiawobama！

guyizhaocha！”tamengtaoshoujifeikuaichuodian，xianglianxisheiyouxiangyanshishicuo。

zheidongzuoxiangzuihouyigendaocaoyakuajiaoxing。shiqingjueduiyuanbi“jiefumuyanglao”angzang。neiwantashuaimencheyeweigui。

wodiezuozaishafashang，kanzhemandilangjie，yanleixiongyong。bushiweita，

shiweibaibaihaojinwunianganqingwennuankuaiyaoshiquzhengzhaliqideziji。wohetashidaxuexiaoyou。tacengshuo：“qingqing，

dengwochuangchumingtangjueburangnideshouzhanbandianyangchunshui。

”hunhou“duli”xunsubianzhifasouchengzizhubijiaodeaazhi。zufangzitazhudongti：“nigongzigaoxie，

fangzuniqiwosan，suanweixiaojiaduozuogongxian。”woshashadiantou。shuidianmeiwangwuyeqingjiefei，

tazuoexcelbiaogeyuedizhunshifazhangdanfuyan：qingzhuanzhangyiban。woshengchijianyongjitamaijinwanshoubiao，

tajingxibaowoqinhaojixia。diertianzhifubaoshoudaowuqianzhuanzhangfuyan：shuohaoaade，

laopoxinyishouleqianyaosuanqing。

woshengritayongyuanshouhuiyouhuiquan——“daixiwanyici（xuyuyue）”、“mianfei**shifenzhong（xianjianjing）”。

taxiaoguawobizi：“laopowodezhenxinhewujiachuangyibisuqiliwuzhenguiduole。

”xianzaixianglaibushiwujiashilianjiadebuzhiyiwen。zuizhimingdeyijishiwomabingwei，wotaokongjixuhaichawuwan，

wokudeshixianmohujihuguixiaqiuta。tazuozaidiannaoqian，youxibeijingyinhongming，

toudoumeihuishengyinbingleng：“suqingwomenyizhiaazhiniwangle？nijiamafanzijijiejuebiezhiwangwodangyuandatou。

”zuihouguimitangruimaxingwo，bingdaqianguolaipeiwoaoguozuinanshike。

neixietianwogongsiyiyuanliangtoukuangbenleidezaidiantilishuizhele，tayicibingfangmeitajinquguo，

zhishimeiwanshuiqianlixinggongshidewen：“jintianyiyuanhualeduoshao？jizhangshanglema？

”tangruiqihou：“suqingninaozibeilvtile？nizheijiaohunyin？nizheijiaojingzhunfupin！yangxixueruanfannan！

haishigaojide！”wozongcancunkexiaokebeidehuanxiang，ranhoutitazhaojiekou：tazhishixiaoshihouqiongpajiejianguanle，

fumulizhiqizhuangyaoqiuwo“duochudian”caichedizaxingwo——zheibushijiejianshizisizilidaogusuili——shihuai！

tasuanpandadejingguaxiangliang，wodeqianshitade，tadeqianhaishitade。

womengdixiangqitashichang“bujingyi”louwowen：“laopozheiyueyoucunduoshao？

zanmendenulizanqianyibeibushizhixua。”neishiwohaishashadeyiweijianglaihuandafangzihuozheshijihaizizhunbeide！

xianzaihuangrandawu，zhei“bushizhixu”kongpashiweitafumuhuoshiweitazijitianshenmejianbudeguangdedakulong！

taneisihuangluanjuebushicuojue！wochongjinshufangfansuofangmen，

ru“fenghuangnanaazhihunyinsuanjilaopoyanglaoxianjing”……hailiangwangyeluntantiezixueleikongsuyongmanpingmu。

yigegegushixijiebutongneihejingrenxiangsikandewoshoujiaobingliang，ruzhuibingku。

yuanlaizaoyouneimeduojiemeizouguotongyangdejingjilu，diaojintongyangbinglengdexianjing，shuaidebiwogengcan。

wobunengjiuzheimewanle。wozhandoudemochushoujianxiakuaijiejian，dianhuajietongtingdaotangruishuxideshengyin“wei？

qingqing？”qiangchengdejianqiangshunjianbengta，

yanleijuedi：“ruirui…bangwo…woxuyaonibangwo……”diertianxiawumenlingkuangxiang。

dakaimenguleilianseyinchendezhanzaizuiqianmian，kandaoketingyijiulangjie（woguyimeishoushi）ejiaoqingjinzhitiao。

tashenhouganshougaoquangukebozuichundelaotaitai，likeyongshouzaibiziqiankuazhangdeshanfeng，

diaoshaoyantiaotidesaoshiwunei，jianlideshengyinguacazheermo：“aiyouwei！zheishenmeweier！

biwomenxiangxiazhuquanhailata！lianwudoushoushibulisuo，zenmejiwoerzidanglaopode！

”taneiyanshenxiangtanzhaodengside，bawocongtoudaojiaosaoshejigelaihuimanshigujiabanxiane。

pangbiangouloubeipifuheihuangdelaotou，yanshenquebusiwaibiaohanhou，diliuliudezaiwowulidianshibingxiangkongdiaoshangluanzhuan。

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zhizhewodebizihou：“hailengzheganshenme！meikanjianbamazhanleile！ganjinshoushiganjing！ranhoudaoqian！

”ruocongqianwohuoxurenqitunshengquzuo。danxianzaizhigandaoyizhenfanweiexin。wochuixiayanpiyanshilesuoyoudeqingxu，

ceshenrangkaitongdao，shengyinkeyifangdixiandeshuncong：“xianjinlaiba，zuotianshiwobudui，bamalushangxinkule，

xianzuoxiaxiexie。”woguyitilexiajiaobiangunluodeganbiechengzi。wodedizitairangguleilenglexia，

tasihumeiyouliaodao。gumuzedeyidebizihengchulesheng，xiangzhidoushengledelaomujiside，

angzhetouyi**tazaishafazuirouruandezhongxinweizhi，yachushenshendewo。guleizhihuiwo：“qudaoshui！wende！

yidianyanlijiandoumeiyou！”wozhuanshenquchufangerduoquexiangleidasideshuzhe。

ketingligumuhaobubihuidedasangmenqingxidechuanjinlai：“……leileibushimashuoni，xifujiubunengguan！

santianbudashangfangjiewa！yihouwomenlaoliangkouzhuzheierle，neigongzuochenzaocile，paotoulumianzhengjigesangualiangzao？

zaijialaolaoshishisihouwomen，ganjinjiwomengujiashengdapangsunzicaishizhengjingshi……”wowozhebolishuibei，

shouzhiyonglidaogujiefanbai。duanzheshuichuqugumuyoukaishidiancai，xiangfenfuyongren：“zhongwudunlaomujitang，

womendailaideneizhitujibudehen！hongshaoroutiaofeidian，wuhuaroudunlanhudian！bieshebudefanghaodongxi，

womenxianzaishiyijiazhizhu，dechihaode！”wofangxiashuibeimianlunanse，zhongzhongtanqi：“mazhenbushishebude。

womazhuyuan，shoushufeihualiaofeixiangwudidongwoneidiangongziquantianjinqule，haiqianzhezhaini。

jializuijin…shizaijiebukaiguomeishenmexiangyangdecai。

”tidao“qian”he“zhai”sanrenxunsujiaohuanlejiqiduanzanguiyideyigeyanshen，

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likezuanjinxiaoqujiaoluojitangruifaxinxi：【sanzhixixueguidoudaole。chataweihao0654yinxingkajueduiyougui！

】tangruidianhuamiaohui，yuqihuojihuoliao：“**！zhenganquanjiashangmenkennia！chengzhujiemei！

yinxingneibianwogemeneryijingdazhaohulejueduibatadikudouchachuan！nichenjiduogaodianshichui！”zaihuidaojia，