“laolaowule”dadadujiachuangzuofaxingdexiaoshuo《lol：neinianshiqi，shijiediyi》shihenduowangyoudexintouhao，chenyousuxiaoluoliangweizhujiaozhijiandehudongfeichangyouai，xihuanzheizhongleixingdeshuyoukanguolai：yourenbazijiyaozhuangdebiqiangle？buguo，jiranshilaoban，neijiuzheiyangba。chenyoushuodao，“shuodeyemeicuo，rng？goudoubuqu！”lixingangdaolouxia，jiukandaochen……
duile，lixinzheigoudongxiyeshi。
sanrenguanxitebiehao，zhishilixinzuijinmangzhedangtiangou，meiheliangrenyiqi。
songchenjieyujiahechenyoushiyigexiaoqu，gebilou，danshishanggaozhongyihou，weilejieshengshangxiaxuedeshijian，laosongzaixuexiaopangbianzuleyitaofangzi。
peisongchenjieyudaojiazhihou，shengxiadeyigongliduodelu，jiuxuyaochenyouzijizoule。
“xiaosiwole，shenyiyigenwoshuonidangshitebiezhengjing，hahahaha！neinianshiqi，shijiediyi，henlihaime！youzi！”
songchenjieyumeileshubaodeshufu，zhenggerendouhuankuaibushao，xiangshiyizhimaomizaichenyoupangbianhuanglaihuangqu。
“youshierdeshihoujiaoge，meishierdeshihoujiushiyouzi，zeze，hehe，wopei，nvren！！！”
jiezhehunandeyueguangyudengguang，shaonvbaixidepifufanguangyiyangyingshezaichenyouyanzhong。
nvhaiershengaoyimiqizuoyou，napashichuanzhemoseyubaisehunhedeyongzhongxiaofu，zhenggerenyekanshangqutebiegaotiao，fengman。
emmmm......
xizhijieshuoguo，dui，jiushizheiyisi。
zhishiguangmangjiaoan，kanbuqingshaonvjiaohaoderongyan。
songchenjieyugegexiaogebuting，meixiangdao，zhengjingdechenyou，jingranxinlihaiyouyigemensaodezhongzi。
“wodoujiaonigele，bangwonagebaozenmele？heng！”
shaonvduzhezui，daoyebushengqi，jiubaiyangzijichenyoukanni。
sajiaonvrenzuihaoming，pianpianchenyoujiuchizheiyitao。
pingshidoukeyidanggemenxiangchu，yongdezhezijideshihoucaihuiyouzheimenvrendeyimian。
“wodeyisishi，biejiaowoyouzile，meiyou**！”
songchenjieyudeshubaohenzhong，shaoshuoyeyoushibenshuyijigezhongluanqibazaodeziliao。
xuebadeyaliyeshimandade。
“neijiaonishenme？yougege？”
bushaoxueshengdemuguangdouchaozhechenyouhesongchenjieyuzheibiankanguolai。
gaozhongshijinzhitanlianaide，nimenzheiyanghaome？
chenyouhaishiyouxieanshuangde。
zhishikuaidaosongchenjieyujiale，“nixiaodianersheng，rangnidietingdao。”
songchenjieyumanbuzaihudehuanglehuangshenzi，deyidao，“niyezhidaopale？”
songchenjieyugengeshaziyiyangxiaoleqilai。
吃哈哈屁了么？
yinianqian，chenyougangzhongshengguilai，jihutongyangdechangjing。
【wopingshenmebangninabao？】
（ge~youge，xingleba~）
【xinggejier，jiaobaba！】
ranhou，jiukandaohoumenkoudeyikedashupang，zhanzheyigeshuxideshenying。
songchenjieyudelaodie，songshihui！
chenyoudangshikandaosongshihuideliandoulvle，muguanghaoxiangyaoshalezijiyiyang。
ranhouyinchenzhelianzoudaozijishenbian，yilushang，songshihuideshoudouzaichenyoudebozishang。
huijiazhihou，chenyoufaxianzijidebozizile。
老妈问起也没敢说。
yaoshirangerlaozhidaozijidiaoxisongchenjieyu，gujibiededifangyehuizi。
jiushixianzai，youshihoujiazhangjuhuiyiqichifanliaotiandeshihou，chenyoudounengganshoudaoyiguzishayi。
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yankanyaodaosongchenjieyujiadanyuanlou，chenyoujiangxiekuazaiyoujianshangdeqianlanseshubaoqulexialai，“nahuiqubani！”
songchenjieyudengleyiyanchenyou，“meidaojianimezheihai！duile，niyihouzhenyaodazhiyea？”
tatingchenyoushuoguodazhiyedeshier，yiqianyiweijiushikaiwanxiao，suiranxianzaijuedeyebutaikaopu。
chenyoudao，“dangran！zuowodiyigefensi！zenmeyang？”
songchenjieyu：“haoya！ge~”
zheiyishenggeqingcuierxini，rangchenyoudeshuangshixiaoxingandourenbuzhuzhanlehaojixia。
女人！
不要挑战我的软肋！
“再见！小迷妹！”
“zaijian！shijiediyi！”
chenyoujiangshubaohaijisongchenjieyu，zoulewushimiyihou，chaozhesandanyuan702dekanleguoqu。
neiliyouyidaodaxiongyibandeshenying，beizheshou，rutongshenshizuirenyibandedingzhechenyou。
陈有挥了挥手。
那道身影转身消失。
恐怖的女儿奴！
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chenyouhaishibijiaoxihuanzouyelude，youqishifangxuehuijiadelushang。
gaozhongdexuedixuemeilushangwannao，xixihaha，henwenxindefenwei。
xiayedefengchuizaishenshang，liangshuang，qieyi。
baitianyouyanjiumingbaileyizhongtixing，shuobuzhungaokaoyounengduokaojifen。
lixinzheigoudongxi，buzhidaojinzhandaoshenmedibule，heiheihei。
songshihuijihumeitiandouzaiyangtaikanziji，buzhidaotaneixindaodiruhe，yaobu，xiacijuhuirangehuangmao**tayixia？haha，haishisuanleba。zheidatigezi，baozoudehua，zijizhiyouaizoudefener。
lixinyoubangzijijielejigedanzi，youyaoquqifuxiaopengyoule。
laomakendingyoujizijizhunbeilehaochideyexiao，xiwangyouyibeikabuqinuo。
igjulebuyijingzhuyidaoleziji，huitoushixun，yebuzhidaonengjizijikaiduogaodexinshui。
meiyouqitajulebujingzhengdehua，yebuhuiyouhengaodejiage。
xianzaiyouxizhubobizhiyexuanshouzhuanqian，yaobu，zijixiandayinianzhibo，dengzhiyexuanshougongzishanglai，zijizaiqu？
zeze，songchenjieyufayudezhenhaoa~heihei~
fengyibandenanziouerluchuweisuodexiaorong，rangyixiexuedixuemeiganjuezheihuohaoxiangshigebiantai。
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wedianzijingjijulebu。
xiyeshuangshoubaozhebojing，tangzaidianjingyishang，“xiangguoshuoxianzaideighenmeng？jiuzhei？”
kangdishou**kudouli，naolenao，“naermenga？chulesongyijin，yigenengdadedoumeiyou！”
957rouleroubizi，“xiongdimen，zheigetheshyzhendetingmengde，yiqianzenmemeifaxiana，duixianyaliyoushihouzhentingdade。”
kangdizhongyujiangshoucongdoulinalechulai，rouleroubizi，“theshy？buzhiyiti，tashiwojianguozui**，zuihaozhuadeshangdan！yaoburan，niyiweiweishenmewemeiyaota？”
957dao，“queshi，taijijin！jiletaiduojihuile。”
dajiuziditouwanzheshouji，buxiangshuohua，duifangxialutailaji，wanquanmeiyouqidaoxunliansaidexiaoguo。
xiye：“ca，woquzhaoxiangguowenwen，shibushishuawoni。”
******
rngdianzijingjijulebu。
xiangguo：“jintianjiekemeiyoushangxunliansaime？weshuobaigdazhale。”
xiaohu：“wocalei！jacklovezenmehuishier？dawomenjiushang，dawejiubushangle？”
letme：“woshishuo，youmeiyouyizhongkeneng，jackloveshangle，danshiyiranzhale！wexianzaishiliqueshihenqianga！chunjisaideguanjuna！”
uzi：“bukenengba！weyebushikaoyingxiandayingbisaidea。qishizanmendouzhidao，igqishiduixiandoutinglihaide，weshuodayingigwoxin，dazha，butaikeneng！”
neijiushiyoumeiyoushangjiekedewentile。
jiekeshangle，ruguowehainengdazha，neijiushiwezuijinjinbudesudutaikuaile。
ming：“woquwenwenjacklove!laimodouleyemeizhaowoyuefan，goudongxi。”
三分钟之后。
mingtianletianzuichun，gankeyisheng，xixiqilaibijiaoganga，“jiekeshuo，tameishang！”
zhongrenhuangran，meishang，neijiukeyilijiele。
dabubengwest！dajiuzikeyituiyile！
mingjixudao，“zuotiandawomen，jiekeyemeishang。”
歘歘歘！
xunlianshisuoyoudemuguangdouhuijuzaimingdeshenshang。
jacklovemeishang，shisheiyingkangleuzi+mingdexialu？
西皇？
不可能！
打法差太多了！
是谁？
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