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neiduanshijianhaoduorenshengchengfeijibuanquan、bukekao，fangfozuofeijiderenchuleziji，qitarenquandouyaobaofushehuiyiban。
shijianhuanlehaojinianshiqingcaibeifengsuoqilai!
erjintianzheizhongjingbaozaicixiangqi，shineidegaocengshunjianjinzhangleqilai。
leisideshiqingkejueduibunengzaifashengle，yidingyaobuxiyiqiedaijiazhizhicicijingbao!
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“这……”
cishidezhouyiyilianmengbidekanzhejiangzijituantuanbaoweideanbaorenyuan，xinshuozheishizenmele?
“laoxiansheng!niyoushenmekunnandoukeyiduiguojiashuo，qingbuyaozuochuweihaishehuideshiqing!”
“shialaoxiansheng!xianzaiguojiadeshebaotiaojiandouhenbucuo，jinglaoyuandefuwuyetebiezhoudao，womajiuzaineili，huitouwojiniyejieshaojinqu，qingnixianzaibuyaozuochuguojixingwei!”
anbaorenyuanshouchidiangun，duizhezhouyijinzhangdeshuodao，suijihuitouduishenhoudeanbaorenyuanxiaoshengwendao：
“kao!youchiqiangzhengdeanbaorenyuanshenmeshihoudao?kuaidiancuiyicuia!wanyizheilaotoushenshangzhenzanglezhadanzenmeban?!”
cishidezhouyiyileng，gengjiamengbile，yanqianzheixiaohuozishuodedoushishenmegenshenmea!
“guojixingwei?jinglaoyuan?”
“玩呐!”
zhouweidezhongrenkandaoanbaorenyuanyijingmianqiangjiangjushikongzhilexialai，yejiumeilegangcaidehuangzhang，fanershizhanzaitamenyiweibijiaoanquandedifangzhuzukanrenao。
xiangyaokankan，zheigezaolaotouzishenshangdaodiyoushenmedongxi，nengzaijichangyinfazheimegaojidejingbao!
shenzhiyouderenyijingkaishinachushoujikaishisousuoshenmejinshuzhizaochulaidezhadancainengchufajichangzuigaojibiedejingbao。
shenzhihaiyouderenhaidakailezhibotongdao……
“hell!dajiahao!woshirenjianrenai，huajianhuakai，chejianchebaotaidedaimeier，jintianwozaizuofeijiqianwangyuanshanshideshihoufashengleyijiankongbudeshiqing，yiweimaosinianguomaodiedelaorenjiaxiedaiteshuzhadanxiangyaobaofushe……”
fanzhengjiushixianzaidejichangsuiranyijingkongzhixialaile，kecishideqingkuangyijiuhunluan。
erzheishijiminganbaorenyuanyebuganmaoranshangqian。
zheimeyigelaotou，wanyijuedezijiyijinghuogoule，shenshangwanyizhendeyouzhadan，huozheshiyoufushexingdeteshujinshudehua，neipengyixia、lidejindehua，neiqibushizhijieliangliangle?
“laoxiansheng，fanzhengyoushenmekunnanninzhijiekaikoujiuxing，ninzheiyangdenianji，neikendingzainianqingdeshihouduishehuiyouguolebuqidegongxian，woxiangxinguojiayidingbuhuikuidainide!”
“shialaoxiansheng，xiangxiangnidezinv，xiangxiangtamen，qianwanbuyaozuoshashia!”
anbaorenyuanmobuzhunzhouyishenshangdaodixiedaideshishenme，zhinengyigejingdequanshuo。
“wokana，zheixiaolaotoujiushihuogoule!nikankantachuandeyifu，zhangshan，xianzaisheihaichuanzhangshana，kendingshitajialidezinvbujitaqian，buguantale，zheicailaijichangzheilibaofushehuide!”
“yebunengzheiyangshuoa，laoyibeiderendouxihuanchuanzheixieyifu，zheishitamendequanli，buguozheilaibaofushehui，yebushibukeneng，ai，nishuoshuoxianzaiderenzenmedouzheiyanga!”
“shia，zuotangfeijidouzuobuansheng，kanzheilaotouyilianwuzhudeyangzi，kongpayeyouxinzhongdenanchuba。”
“pidenanchu!zheitamaneigebiaoqingjuebishiyande!wogaosunia，zheizhongbiren，yaobushifalvbaohuzheta，zoujieshangwoyigezhuantoujiupaiguoqule!”
“ai，zheishidaodehuairenzenmeyuelaiyueduole，qianjitianwohaizaichaoshijiandaoyigetoudongxidelaotouguoanjianbeijianchachulaile，meixiangdaojingezaijichangjiuyudaoleyigebaofushehuidelaoren。”
“wogaosuniadaxiongdi!bushizheigeshehuihuairenyuelaiyueduole，shihuairenbianlaole!”
weiguandequnzhongqizuibashedepinglunzhe，fanzhengjiushirenyunyiyun，gezifabiao。
fanguanzhouyi，daoshimeiyougentamenjijiaotaiduo，kanleyananjianshebei，ranhouyoukanlekanjiangzijituantuanweizhudeanbaorenyuankaikoudao：
“xiaohuozi，woxiangninongcuole，laotouziwoshenshanggenbenjiumeiyouzhadan，yemeiyoubaofushehuidedongji。”
“haiyou，zheimemeilideshanhe，xinlijixingchengshenmeyangderencaihuizuochubaofushehuideshiqing?”
zhouyidexinggebenjiuheai，genghekuangchuanyuehoujinglileyigeshijidebianqian，xinjingzaojiubushiputongrennenggouchujidaodedibu。
haiyoujiushi，zheizhongjibiedejingbao，kebushizhouyizheigelaotouzisanyanliangyujiunengxituoxianyide。
dangranle，cishidezhouyigenbenbuzhidao，“sssjijingbao”dechufa，shiyinweizijinaodailineimeiyapolezijijishinian，suishidounengyaolezijimingdedanpiansuozaochengde!
zijitineiqitadifangdedanpianhaidouhaoshuo，doushiputongdedanpianeryi，zhibuguodajinqudejiaodudiaozuan，buhaoquchu。
kezhouyinaozilidaodeneimeidanpian，shidangniandeteshuqingkuangzaochengde!
“rangyixia，qingrangyixia，woshijichangfuzeren，qingdajiarangyixia。”
jiuzaizheishi，yimingshenzhexifu、daizhejinsibianyanjingdezhongniannanzicongrenqunzhongjilechulai。
“lijingli，ninlaile，jiushizheigelaotou，chufalesssjijingbao!”
“李经理!”
“李经理!”
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lijingliyichuxian，shijiminganbaorenyuansonglekouqi，zhushiderenzhongyulaile。
“ng，qingkuangwodouzhidaole，nimenquweihuyixiazhixu。”
lijingliduizheanbaorenyuandianlediantou，suijishenhouchuxianshimingshenchuanheisexifu、bailingdaidebaobiaojianganbaorenyuanhuanlelexialai。
suijikaikoudao：“laoxiansheng，ninshuoninmeiyouxiedaizhadan，yemeiyouxiedaiteshujinshu、juyouqiangliefushededongxi，neimewomendeanjianxitongyeshijueduibuhuichucuode。”
“zheiyangbalaoxiansheng，qingninzaiguoyibiananjiankou，zheiyangdehua，shenmeshibudoujiejuele?”
lijinglishuowan，jileneishimingjuyouchiqiangzhengdebaobiaoshilegeyanse，“ruguozheigelaotoubupeihedehua，zhijienaxia!”
fanguanzhouyi，yuanbenduizheigechuxiandelijinglihaishiyouxiehaogande，ketaneixixiaodeyanse，nengmandezhuzhouyima?
ebu，yinggaishinengmanzhuyigeshenjingbaizhan、congzhanzhengzhongyuxuesishachulaidezhanshima?
“heng!xiaohuozi!nizenmeshuohuade!”
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