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至尊贵宾！
zheisiziruyidaojinglei，zaizhongrennaohaizhonghongming。
beiyaowangdianshiwei“zhizunguibin”，neiduifanglaitoudeduodaa。
luweiyangdengrenyehunshenyizhan，nanyizhixindehuitou。
ruguozheiguibinruchangquanshizhende，
neiluguiyuanjiuzhenkenengshiyaowangdiandianzhu！
tamenxisijikong，toupifama。
zhongshengwanyedaizhule，manmianzhenjing。
zuihou，tabeijianpiaoyuanjiqingzoule。
jianpiaoyuanbatadaidaoleguibintongdaorukouchu。
rukouchu，youyigetoufahuxujiebai，xianfengdaogudetangzhuanglaozhezaidengzhele。
tayiliancixiangheaixiaoyidekanzhezhongshengwan：“qingwen，shizhongxiaojiema？”
钟声晚点头。
duifangdao：“zhongxiaojie，qinggenwolai，wodainiruchang。”
好。
zhongshengwanxilihutudegenzheduifangzoujinqu。
tasuikouwendao：“laoxiansheng，ganwenninshishenmeren？weishenmeyaodaiwozouzhizunguibintongdaoa。”
tangzhuanglaozhedehuida，zhijiezhenjinglezhongshengwan！
taxiaoyingyingdao：“wonaiguimenshisanzhenchuanchengren，chulaoguai！nidepiaojiushizhizunguibinpiao，dangranyaozouguibintongdaole。”
钟声晚瞠目结舌，
guimenshisanzhenchulaoguai，neikeshilaoyibeidechuanqirenwu，yaowangdiandehexinchengyuan，
tadeguangrongshiji，shenzhidengshangguoxiaoxuekeben，
laonainaicengcongchulaoguaizheilixuedaoleguimenshisanzhenqianwuzhen，caichuangchulezhongyinvxiadeheheweiming。
meixiangdaozheiyangyizunchuanqi，jingrucideheaikeqin，
chulaoguaidaizhongshengwanzoujindalitang，
dalitanglikongdangdangde，shangwuyiren，
chulaoguaibataanpaizailediyipai。
zhongshengwanrengchuyujudadezhenjingzhizhong，shuangshoujinwozheruchangquan。
zheiguibinruchangquanshizhende！
nei......lugezhenkenengshiyaowangdiandianzhu？
tayishijianganjuedanaobugouyongle。
cishi，zhongjiarenyeruchangle，tamenmianrusihui，juewangcongsheng。
ruguoluguiyuanzhenshiyaowangdiandianzhu，tamenzheixierenkejiudaomeile，
shenzhilianxintutianwangdoudiweibubao。
zhongmanyuzhanzhanjingjingdao：“luge，nishuo......nishuoluguiyuanhuibuhuizhenshiyaowangdiandianzhu？”
luweiyangxinzhongtongyangtante，
buguotarengguzuozhendingdao：“bukeneng，feiwujiushifeiwu，zenmekenengshidianzhudaren！”
“womingbaile，neiruchangquanqishijiushijiade，danjianpiaoyuanbuhaodangzhongmingshuo，suoyigancuishunshuituizhou，bata‘qing’xiaqu，ranhoutoutouzefa。”
“nixianga，yaoshirangwairenzhidao，yourenganzhizaojiaruchangquan，haishiguibinruchangquan，duoyingxiangyaowangdiandeweiyana。”
众人恍然大悟，
zhongmanyurushizhongfu，songlekouqi：“heng，ganggangwochadianjiuxiangxinle，zhenshiyouzhikexiao。”
tamenxinqingzhongxinbiandemingmeiqilai。
钟家人落座，
tamendezuowei，zaizuihouyipai。
jieguogangzuoxia，tamenheranfaxian，
zuiqianmianyipaiyijingyourenluozuole。
zhongmanyujingtan：“nengzuozaidiyipai，kendingshiyaowangdiandehexinrenyuanba。”
zhongqinglongdiantou：“erqiekanshenying，haishigenvxing。”
luweiyangzhoumei：“meitingshuoyaowangdianliyounvxinghexinchengyuana......dengdeng，nimenkantashenxing，xiangbuxiangzhongshengwan？”
zhongmanyu：“zhongshengwan？kaishenmewanxiao，zenmekenengshita......buguo，zheishenxinghaizhenyouxiexianga。”
taguishishenchadezhanqishen，huanhuanraodaoyipang，zhunbeikankanduifangzhenmianmu。
erdengkanqingduifangzhenglianhou，zhongmanyuqingbuzijindejingjiaochusheng：“zhongshengwan，zhendeshini！”
什么！
luweiyanghezhongjiarendadieyanjing！
zhongshengwanhaizhenzuozailediyipai，zhizunguibinweizhi！
nei......neiruchangquanshi......shizhende？
zhongshengwanhuitoukandaozhongjiaren，mangqishen，xiaoshengdao：“nainai......”
zhonglaotaichenghuangchengkongdeqishen，yankoutumodao：“shengwan，ni......nizuo，nizuo......”
zhongmanyubuganxin，zhiwendao：“shengwan，nizenmezuodiyipaia，buhuishinigaocuoleba。”
“niruchangquanni？nalaiwokankan，shibushinizuocuole。”
zhongshengwanshuodao：“buhuizuocuode，shichulaoguaixianshenganpaiwozuozheilide。”
楚老怪！
zhonglaotaihuranqingxujidongdao：“guimenshisanzhenchulaoguaixiansheng？”
zhongshengwandiantou：“meicuo。”
zhonglaotaigengjidongle：“wozhidaole，wozhidaole。meixiangdaochulaoguaixianshengrucinianjiuqing。”
zhongmanyudao：“nainai，ninzhidaoshenmele？”
zhonglaotaidao：“nimenyinggaizhidao，dangnianchulaoguaixianshengzaizhongchengbanhanshouban，woshitadediyipixueyuan。”
“wozenmezheyesuanchuxianshengdebangetudi，cengxiangchuguoshushirishijian，chuxianshengzheirenyebijiaonianjiuqing，suoyituorenjiwozhongjiasongquleguibinruchangquan。”
“zheiguibinruchangquan，genneixingludeyimaoqianguanxi！”
钟家人恍然大悟。
zhongmanyuchaonongdao：“hehe，chadianbeineixingludejipianle，tazheishijiuzhanquechaoa！”
zhonglaotaidao：“zhongshengwan，mashangrangchuweizi，woyaozuozhei。”
“denghuierchuxianshengxianshenhou，woyaoyuchuxianshengxujiu。”
钟声晚愣了一下，
taqianyishiyexiangxinlezhonglaotaidehua。
zhongmanyuyibabazhongshengwanlaqilai：“haizuozheganshenme，ganjinzhanqilairangweia。”
“奶奶您快请坐。”
好，好。
钟老太落座，
yibiangankaichulaoguaizhongqingzhongyiyibianlaoleizongheng。
她实在太激动了。
ganglalonglexintutianwang，youyuchulaoguaicheshangguanxi，
真是天佑我钟家啊。
zhongshengwanshihunluopodesuizhezhongrenzuodaolehoumian。
后台休息室内，
guimenshisanzhenchulaoguaijiushidujugong，gongjingdao：“yaowangdaren，nindefenfuwoyijingwancheng。”
“zhongshengwanxiaojiebeiwoanpaizailediyipai。”
“yaowang”luguiyuandiantou：“ng。”
chulaoguaixiaoxinyiyidao：“yaowangdaren，nengfougenwotouluyixia，zheizhongshengwanxiaojieshininshenmeren？ninweihezheimezhaogutani？”
luguiyuanshenxikouqi，xianrulehuiyizhong：“ta，jilewozhonghuoyishideyongqi。”
chulaoguaideqingxuweiweiyouxiechongdong：“zhonghuoyishi？yaowangdaren，nindeyisishi，zhiqianninyouguoxingmingzhizai，chadianyunluo......”
陆归远点头。
chulaoguaiborandanu：“gaisi，yaowangshenweiyaowangdiandianzhu，shenxidaxiaguoyun，shangyaowangzhe，yipanguozuichuzhi，zhumiejiuzu......”
luguiyuanqueyaotou：“cishiwoziyoufencun，nibuyaochashou。”
“nizhiguanbangwozhaoguhaoshengwanjike。”
chulaoguaisuixinyoubugan，danyaowangyouling，tayebuganweibei，zhinengdiandiantou：“shuxiamingbai。”
zouchufangjian，chulaoguaihuxiaole，
zongheyishangzhongzhong，tachabuduonengcaidaodianzhushenfenle：qiantutianwang！
zheimenianqing，jingjiandetutianwangheyaowangdiandianzhushenfen，guizhidaotadoujinglileshenme！
他重新回到会场，
jieguofaxian，zhongshengwanbujianle，querdaizhideshiyiminglaoyu。
tadeliandangjijiuheilexialai，nuqichongchongdezoushangqu。
“nishishei，nizenmezuozaizhei，neigelianshangyouguijiadenvhaierni？”
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