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lianggejingchayilianweiyandizoudaotashenpang，qizhongyimingyansudizhizhelianggehaizi：
“nishihaizishenmeren？qingchushinidezhengjian！”
lingyimingjingchadundaohaizishenbian，yishouqianzheyige，heshengshuodao：
“xiaopengyoubuyongpa，gangcaishinimenzaizhaobabama？”
gupingtingzongsuanmingbaiguolai，tazheishibeijingchadangchengrenfanzile。
kuxiaobudedizhaidiaomojing，ganjinjieshishuo：
“jingchatongzhibiewuhui，woshihaizimama。”
guxiaobaoguxiaobeitongshizhengtuojingchadeshou，zhudongguoquqianzhugupingtingdeshou，xiangjijieshidao：
“zheishiwomendemami，jingchashushu，nimenwuhuila。”
lianggejingchaduishiyiyan，jixubusixindizhuiwen：
“neimamajiaoshenmemingzi？nimendezhengjianni？”
“womamajiaogupingting，jinnianershisansui，zhengjianzai**dieshouli，taququxinglila。”
guxiaobeipilipalayitongqiangda。
gupingtingpinpindiantou，bingqieganjintaochudianhuabochuqu。
danshidianhuatonglezhihou，zenmeyemeirenjie，cishilianggejingchagangganghuanhedeyanshen，youkaishibuduile。
jiulianweiguanderenyeyuejuyueduo，quandoubianyilunbianshexiangpaizhao。
——zhenmeixiangdao，zheimenianqingpiaoliang，queshigerenfanzi。
——duia，neilianggehaizi，mingminggangcaizaifuwutaizhaodeshibaba。
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guxiaobeiyanjianzhemamabeijingchazeiyiyangdingzhe，mianshangyuelaiyueji，bufendizhuantoukangege。
keguxiaobaozheihuier，quedandingdegenmeishierrenyiyang，muguangbuduanzairenqunlisousuozhe。
jiuzaigupingtinggenliangmingjingchafeilijieshideshihou，guxiaobaodeyanjingturanyiliang，chaorenqunlihanlesheng：“gandie！womenzaizheier！”
jiujianyigeshuaiqidenianqingrenfenkairenqun，chongguxiaobaojijiyan：
“gandielaile！zhangneimepiaoliangganshenme？zounaerdoubeiweiguan，zhengouyaomingde！”
gupingtingkandaolairen，ganjinshangqianjieguozijidebao，xunsunachuzhengjian，dijijingchachayan。
daijingchaquerenwuwu，qusanweiguanrenqun，gupingtingzheicaisongkouqi。
wenzhaokanzhegupingtingyaotou：“pingting，wokannihaishigentamenshuoshihuasuanle……”
gupingtinglikebanqilian：“wenzhao，wozaishuoyici，haizijiushiwoyigerenshengde。”
wenzhaoshidataliangsuidefaxiao，wunianqiantalijiachuzou，jiushidaomeiguotoubendeta。
ruguodangnianbushiwenzhao，tayigeshijiusuiweihunmama，haizhenbuzhidaozenmedaidalianggebaobao。
jiulianzheicitahuiguojiuzhi，wenzhaoyeshiqiaoqiaociqugongzuo，buyuanwanlidiqinzihusong。
guxiaobeijianmamazhendeshengqile，guaiqiaodinaonaomamadeshouxin，diashengdiaqididao：
“mami，nibieshenggandiedeqi，womenyihouzaiyebuzhaodiedile，nikuaijibeibeixiaoyige，haobuhaoma，mami……”
tinglebaobeinvertiexindehua，gupingtingxintouyisuan，daodishizijiqianlehaizimenyigebaba。
yushiqiangxingjichugexiaolian，roushengdao：“zouba，mamidainimenhuijia。”
wenzhaojiangupingtingxiaole，shuaiqidelianshangyeluchuxiaorong，wanyaobahaizibaodaoxinglixiangshang，ranhouyishoutuoleyizhi，shuaitoushiyigupingtinggenshang。
yixingsiren，yilushangzhuanzulelaiwangxingrendemuguang。
daijirengangyimaichujichangdamen，bianyouliangmingshenzhezhengzhuangdenanrenyingmianguolai。
qizhongyirentaochuzhangmingpian，shuangshoudidaogupingtingshoushang，keqididao：
“guxiaojie，womenshigongsipailaijieninde，chezijiuzaiqianmian，ninqing！”
gupingtingweixiaozhegangyaoyingsheng，tashenhou，rengzuozaixinglixiangshangdebaobeinverxianjiaoqilai：
“wae！mami！zheichezihaoshenqi！……”
“bizui！”chumenzhiqianbiantiaoxialaizijizouludeguxiaobao，likedishenghezhimeimei。
yigexiaoguniangshigechekongyejiusuanle，juranhaibuzhidaojinchidianer。
guxiaobaomeiliaodaotazheiyihe，fandaoxiyinlejiejirendezhuyi。
nanrenzaigentaduishidetongshi，mianshanghuaguojingyideshense。
zheinalishixiaopengyou？qiaoneiqichang，jingzhipiaoliangdemeiyanbeihou，jinshiweiyan。
gupingtingliuyidaonanrendeshense，likebuhaoyisidixiaoxiao，keqidao：
“rangninjianxiao，zheishiwolianggehaizi，qingwen，dengxiaqugongsibaodao，wofangbiandaizhetamenma？”
nanrenlijixiaozhediantou：“fangbianfangbian！wozhengxiangyaoqinglianggehaizini。”
jiangupingtingzhishikeqidixiaoxiao，nanrenlikejieshidao：
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nanrenzheimeyishuo，gupingtingxintoubuyouyijing。
不会那么巧吧？
kexuanjibianmoqulezheixiangfa。
shishenneiwantasuimeikanqingren，danzhishaozhidaoduifangshiduchangderen。
eryanqianzheinanrenkouzhongdedaboss，queshiheheyoumingdelishizongcai！
bububu，bukeneng，neiwandenanren，juebuhuishita！
jiangjinliangxiaoshihou，yixingrendidalishidalou。
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“tingdaole，shuonixiangtamendedaboss，”
guxiaobeiceshenqiaoqiaozhixiaqiantai，
“wogujitameixiashuo，gegenikan，”
guxiaobaoshunzhexiaobeideshouzhikanqu：
“qiantaineilianggejiejie，congwomenjinmenqi，jiuyizhizaikanwomen。”
guxiaobaoshenshouzhuazhuguxiaobeideshouzhi，chensilexia，dishengshuo：
“neinixiangbuxiangqukankanneigedaboss，daodigenwoyouduoxiang？”
guxiaobeimashangxiao**didiantou，danmashangyoufachoudao：
“keshigege，zheigongsiburangsuibianjinba？wogangcaikandaohaojigeren，doubeilanzhule。”
“meishi，woyoubanfa。”
guxiaobaowanquanbudanghuishi，shuowanchezhemeimeihuaxiakuandadezhenpishafa。
zaitimeimeigenzijizhenglihaoyifu，ranhoulazhemeimeizoudaoqiantai。
guxiaobaobinbinyouli，jishenshikanzheqiantaikaikou：
“jiejieninhao，womenjiushiweiboresoulizhaobabadelongfengtaixiongmei，nengmafanninbangwomengemangma？”
qiantainvhaizilikeluchucanlandeweixiao，paishoudao：
“wa，haizhenshinimena？xiaobaobei，zhaodaobabalema？”
顾小宝一脸严肃：
“yourenshuo，womendiedijiuzailoushang，danwomendengbujitaxialai，suoyixiangshangquzhaota。”
guxiaobeitinggegezheimeshuo，likeyibianzui，yanleishuolaijiulai，gengzheshengyindao：
“jiushiajiejie，womenhaoxiangdiedi，yifenzhongdoubuxiangduodengla。”
“baobeibiekubieku，jiejiedainimenquzhao。”
meinvqiantaimashanglianshengdao，burongfenshuokuaibuchulai。
顾小宝赶紧接话道：
“xiexiejiejie，buguobuyongmafannin，womenzijishangqujiuhao。”
meinvqiantaiyishoulingleyige，batamensongdaodiantiqian：
“nimenzhidaozaijilouma？”
guxiaobaolikedao：“diedishuo，tajiuzainimendabossdelouxia。”
meinvxiaozhetitamenanxiaanniu：“neijiushi27ceng，shangquba。”
daidiantimenxuxuguanshang，guxiaobaolikeshuliandibaoqimeimei。
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dailuodihou，xiongmeierrenxiangshiyixiao，ranhoujizhang——gaoding！
28louhenkuaijiudao，guxiaobaojinjinlazhemeimeideshou。
congtazhidaomeigerenbuzhiyoumami，haiyinggaiyougediedineitiankaishi，tabianweizhaodiedizheijianshi，jiaojinnaozhi。
xianzai，buguanzheigegentahenxiangdedaboss，daodishibushidiedi，tadoujuede，zijizhongyuchenggongdimaichulediyibu。
“yi？naerlaidexiaogui？sheirangnimenshanglaide？xiaquxiaqu！”
diantimenkou，guzijiaxianqidichaotamenhuishou，yifuhongrendejiashi。
guxiaobaojianzhuang，buyouchenxialian，zhinendetongyinchongmanweiya：
“rangkai！buyaodanwuwomenzhaodiedi！”
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