xiaoshuozhurengongshiguqiyueshiyandexiaoshuojiaozuo《aojiaozongcaikoubuduixin》，zheibenxiaoshuodezuozheshimoxiaojinxiedeyibenhaomenzongcaifenggedexiaoshuo，shuzhongzhuyaojiangshule：guqiyuechehuoxinglaifaxian——wolaogongshishuaiqiduojindezongcaidaren！fujiashijimakongdamengbao！haha，renshengyingjia……dengxia，woshisheilaizhe？sha？tashiwenchengdiyieyuan？xiandaibanpanjinlian？dalaolaogongtaigaoleng，bugaoxing，yaolihun。tachezheyijiaochuchukelian，“yaoxiangshenghuoguodequ，nanengmeiyouyidianlv。”dangwanguqiyuebeiganchujiamen，getianmoubaobeizheshubaotoutoumomodezhaoshangta，yijianjiantaochubaobei。“mami，zheishidiedide，shenfenzheng、fangchanzheng、jiashiben、yinxingka、yinxingka、yinxingka、yinxingka……hukoubendoujiao......
车内。
zhangmawangtashoulisaileyibayingbi。
guqiyuebujiedekanxiangta，zhangmajieshidao：“taitaizuijinlaiyiyuandecishutaiduole，ququmeiqi。”
guqiyueyitinghaiyouzheiyangdeshuofa，shoujiaodediantou，xuezhetawangchuangwaidiuzheyingbi。
zhangmasuikouyoudao：“qishibianpaoquxiegenghao，jinjinianguidingbunengfangzhenshiyoudiankexi。”
guqiyuexiaozhehuiyingbuyongneimemafan，niutouduiheweidao：“naliyoudaxingdeshangchang，woxiangqumaidiandongxi。”
tameiwangjiyaomailiwusongjixixi，zaishangchangmenkoutaxunwenleertongwanjuzaishenmeweizhi。
然后直奔玩具区。
jingguodaogoudejieshao，guqiyuexuanleyijianxiaonanhaidouxihuandelunchuanmoxing。
“daogouyuan，zheijianwanjuwomenyaole。”
shenhouyidaojianxifadiadeshengyinxiangqi，jinjiezheneirenshouliqianzhexiaonanhaituikaileta，linqiguqiyuetiaoxuandeliwu。
guqiyuecuzhemei，tixingdao：“zheiweixiaojie，zheishiwoxiankanshangde。”
nvrenlianyanpidoumeiwangtazheipiao，dunxiashenduixiaonanhaishuo：“yangyangnishixihuanzheigedalunchuanshiba。”
jiaoyangyangdexiaonanhaidiantou。
nvrenshiyidaogouyuanbaoqilai：“xihuanjiuhao，ayijinimai。”
zheilishiwencheng，youqianyoushiderenbuzaishaoshu，daogouyebuhaozuo，zuoyouweinan，dezuinabiandouyoukenengbeicitui。
“xiaojie，zheikuanlunchuanmoxingjiuzheiyijianle，burannimenshangliangshangliang。。。”
guqiyuedangjidangzaitashenqian，yanshenyihan：“xianlaihoudao，zheishiwoxianyaode。”
nvrensaotayiyan，taochuyizhangka：“sheixiannaqianjiushisheide，woyuanyiduofuyibandejiaqianmaizheisoulunchuanmoxing，ruguozheiweixiaojiezhendexihuan，wanquankeyigongpingjingzheng。”
tandaoqian，guqiyuexiayishimolemokongkongdekoudaicaiyishidao，zicongshiyixinglai，shijiaconglaimeiqueguotashenme，rangtaduijinqianmeilegainian。
gengkehende，shiyanzhouzhijinlianyizhangkadoumeijitaguo。
nvrenkanchuantadejiongpofengci：“hehe，buhuishigeqiongguiba！meiqianyehaoyisizaizheimaidongxi！ganjingunba！”
guqiyueshouliqueshimeiqian，suoyitarenlerenyijiuhaopiqiduidaogoudao：“woxianzaishenshangshimeiyoudaiqian，danshizheijianliwuduiwohenzhongyao，wodadianhuajiaorenlaifuqian。”
nvrenehenhendeweixiedaogou：“jintianniganbazheijianwanjurangjita，worangnizaiwenchenghunbuxiaqu。”
guqiyuexinliyouyiguyujiedenuqi，tazhidaozijiyiqianpiqibuhao，pengshangzheizhongqingkuangzaogaishuaishangyibazhang。
dantabuxiangzheimezuo，tataochushoujidajishiyanzhou，bodiyibianshijiujiumeirenhuiying，naizhexinbodiercishizhijiebeiguaduan。
guqiyuexinqingwuweizachen，tazhuanshenpingjingdao：“woxianzaichulexiezhuangkuang，buguo”tazhaidiaobozishangdebaijinxianglian，heimouzhanzhan。
“wokeyibazheitiaoxianglianyazaizheili。”
nvrenyibaduoguoguqiyueshouzhongdexianglian，manlianbuxie：“qiaotachuanzheyishenmaopaihuodeqiongsuanyang，zheitiaoxiangliangenbenjiushijiade。”
guqiyuedeyanjinglenglexialai，shijiadeyichulifangzhehenduoangguideshipin，tashenshangchulezheitiaoxianglianshenmedoumeidai。kexiangerzhizheitiaoxianglianduitahenzhongyao。
“把东西还给我。”
tawozhunvrendeshouwan，lidaohenda，jihuyaobatadeshouwanbaiduan，duohuileneitiaoxianglian。
“haotong！nizheigejianren，nishibujianguancaibudiaolei。”
nvrenyangqishoujiuchaoguqiyuedaqu，daogouhaoxinlazhuta，fanbeishanleyibazhang。taduishangguqiyuetouguolaideheimou，momingdaizheyiguyinqinbirendeqixi。
guqiyuenazheshoujizhunbeibaojing，nvrenmanhengdeduoguotadeshoujishuaizaidishang，suichengliangban。
“啪——”
tacongweijuedeyuanlaiyouxierenaidadoushitahuogaiqiande。
“nizheigejianren，nizhidaowoweihunfushisheima？woyidingrangnibalaodizuochuan。”
guqiyuewanqichunjiao，tadiyicijuedezijishiyibushijianhaoshi，zhishaowenchengsuoyouyouguanguqiyuedemiaoshu，jieshixieruhedouzhidouyong，mingyuanguifuruhepatadefenggongweiji，tahengyoutahengdebeijing。
buxiangtaxianzai，liandayanbucandexiangzhuanggebidoubuxing，yinweitaimeiyoudiqi。
guqiyueyandiyidiandiandeyichulingrendanhandexiaoyi：“wodaoshixiangkankanzhenggewenchengshibushigennideweihunfuxing。”
tashoujishuaihuailetongzhibulehezhuli，buguozhandoulibucuo，bupazheinvrenqifuta。
nvrenkutongzhelian，nazheshoujixiangtonghuaneitouderenkusu。
henkuaijimingjingchaganguolai，huadoumeiwenzhijiebatamendaizou。
benlaijihuadetinghaode，tachuyuanmaileliwuzhijiequkanxixi，ranhouyikuaichigewanfan。
erbushixianzaizuozaijingchelikaozhechuangwai，henanjingdepiaoxiangchuangwaikanzhebangwandeyejing。
警局。
neigejiaoyuxiaoshadenvrenxianranshiyourenmaiguanxide，zhongzhongzuizhuangdouminghuanghuangdezhixiangta。
guqiyuequanchenganjingdeguiyi，zaiwairenyanlitasihuduijingyuanhenbuxieyigu，yihuozheyoudianbuzhengchang。
jingyuandao：“nibeijuliule，tongzhinidejiaren。”
guqiyuedandandao：“meiyoujiaren。”
gushenyirenzuihaochuli，jingyuanyoudao：“nideshenfenzhengni，juliuqijianyaokoudiao。”
“buzhidao，bujide。”
jingyuanhuyidekanzheta：“nijiaoshenmemingzi。”
“guqiyue。”shidaorujinnengjiutadehuoxuzhiyouzheigemingzileba。
jingyuanjiluxialaihoujiaojijuzhang，juzhangbotongleyigedianhua，yuqishifenyinqin。
tonghuaguochengzhongbuzhizenmejiutidaoguqiyue，dianhuaneitoulenglebanxiang，suijifenfutabuyaoqingjuwangdong，tamashangjiudao。
juzhangchenyinpianke，lijiebuleqizhongdeaomi，nandaozheigeguqiyuegengzhongyao？suiranzhishicaice，danshitaxinliliuledi。
shiwufenzhonghou，yigenanrenchuxianzaijingjuli，guqiyuewangzhejingjuderenquandouweishangqu，neigezuozuodenvrendezhixiaoxicongguibinfangzouchulaijiaodidiweiqudao：“aqunnizhongyulaile。”
guqiyuezhisuizhezhongrendemuguangwangleyiyan，nanrenzhangdebaibaijingjing，jiushiyanguangbuzenmehao。
“qiyuenizenmezaizheili。”
meixiangdaoneinanrenchaotazouguolai，nengjiaochutademingzixiangbishirenshitade，guqiyuetaimouqiahaokandaotayandinongliedeaiyi。
yiqiandeguqiyuedaodiyouduowuliao，shibushitazaidajieshangrengzhixiezi，suisuibianbianzadaodedoushihetayourande。
“aqunnirenshizheigejianren。”
“yuxiaoshawomenjieshule。”
“lengqunnishenmeyisi，jiuweilezheigejiannvrenyaojiechuhunyue？”
guqiyuebiaoshiwugu，tashenmedoubuzhidao，bieyongyifukanxiaosandeyangzidaliangta。
lengqunshenshouxiangyaomoshangtadejianbang，guqiyueyanedeshuaikai，lengqunmeiyouzaiyiguanxindewen：“qiyueniyoumeiyoushoushang。”
tazhouzhemei，yanmouqiheibutouguang：“woxuyaojieshiyixia，shouxianwobushinimenganqinglidexiaosan，woyeburenshishenpangzheiweixiansheng，qicilaofanbangwolianxiwodezhangfu，tajiaoshiyanzhou，zaiwenchengtingchumingde。”
“shiyanzhou？？neigewenchengdiyishao。。。。”dixiayourendiguleyisheng。
cihuayichu，zaichangderenjiedaoxiyikouqi。
youqishiganggangshenwenguqiyuedexiaojingyuandoukuaihekule，tadezhiyeshengyadaocijieshule。
shiyanzhoudedemingqihenda，taqizideshijiliuchuanjiaoguang，putongbaixingzenmeqingchuhaomenlideshishifeifei，baguayaoyanbujiandezhen，danshiyaoshuoneiweieyuanhuiyizheiyangdexingxiangchuxianzheili，tamenshuoshenmedoubuhuixin。
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