jiangxunzhiluxuyanzuoweizhujiaodeduanpianyanqingxiaoshuo《aojiaozhuma:xiaoqingmeichongbugou》,jiangshuyiduanwenxintianmideaiqinggushi,shizuozhe“juzixun”deyibuwanjieyuanchuangzuopin,,gushineirongjianjie:benlaijiushijianjiandandandeyijuhua,kewoyixiangdaozuotiandeneixieshiqingjiujueleqilai。“wozijikeyi,caibuyongbangmang…”woxiaoshengdediguquebeiluxuyantinglegeyi……
第一章恶搞视频
neitianwohewangchangyiyangyuedinghaolehepengyouyiqichuquwan。
“zhizhi,kuaidianchulai,jiuchaniyigerenle,xuezhangtamendoulaile!”
haoyoubutingdizaidianhualicuiwo,erwoquelianshengyindoubuganwaifang,zhinengxiaoshengdehuida…
“zhidaole…woyihuierjiulai!”
原因无他。
jiuyinweijialiyouyigeguantianguandideren,zaijiashangzheicichuquyuehuideshiqing,gengbunengrangbierenzhidao。
尤其是陆序言。
tabuzhenxiziyouliujiechu。
guaduandianhuahouwoyousichuzhangwangleyixia,faxianmeirenhoucaiganhuanshangzijixinmaidexiaodiaodai。
zhishimendouhaimeichujiubeishenhoudeshengyinhantingle。
“zhanzhu?chuanchengzheiyangqunaer?”buyonghuitoujiuzhidaoshiwotaoyandezhuma。
“guannishenmeshi?shuohaolezhoumohubuganraode。”
shuolaiyeqiguai,sheijiazhumazhijiezhubierenjiade?
luxuyanjiuxiangshimeiyoujiayiyang,tiantianlaizaiwojia,gengshibawomazhijiekaikoujiaomama。
daozhimamazhijiebaguanwozheigerenwujiaozailetadeshouli。
tingdaowozheiwusuoweideyuqi,luxuyandiandiantou,zuijiaoquezhibuzhudeshangyang。
“xing,zhiyaonijintianchulezheigemen,wojiubanizheicishuxuemeijigezheijianshigaosuayi!nizijixuanzeba!”
zheixiahuanchengluxuyanyilianwusuoweidekanzhewole。
shuoshihua,kandaowochuanchengzheiyangdediyiyan,tashilengzhude,heisexiaodiaodaibawodeshencaiwanquandezhanxianlechulai。
jishihewoxiangchulezheimejiu,zheiyeshitadiyicikandaowozheigeyangzi。
dansuijierlaideshishengqi。
yixiangdaowoyaochuanchengzheigeyangziqujianbiedenanren,tajiuqibudayichulai。
niruoshixiangwenchugesuoyiranlai,tayeshishuobuchukoude。
haihaotabuzhidaowoshichuquyuehui,buranzhibudingbeiqichengshenmeyangzi。
“ni…xiaoqigui。”wobeitaqideyijuhuayeshuobuchulai,sheibuzhidaomamazuikanzhongdejiushichengjile。
yaoshibeitazhidaozheijianshi,woyihoudoubiexiangchuqulangle。
luxuyanjiushikaozhezheigehenhendenanielewo。
danyoubudebushuozheiyizhaohenguanyong。
“hao,luxuyanniyingle!buqujiubuqu,nikeqianwanbierangwodaizhunidebabing!”
shuowanwobianqihonghongdebataguanzailezijidemenwai。
danshihenkuaiwojiuhouhuile。
bijingjialishenmeyemeiyou,wuliaosile。
fanerluxuyanzaishuowanwozhihoujiushenmedongjingdoumeile,zheiyebuxiangshitadezuofeng。
yuexiangyuehaoqide**cuipazaiqiangshangtouting,ruerdequeshiyizhenrangrenlianhongxintiaodeshengyin。
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zhishiyishunjianwodelianjiubiandetonghong,erhouganjintuihouhaojibu,lakaijulibuzaiqutingzheiqiguaideshengyin。
rangwomeixiangdaodeshi,zheijiahuojuranzai19jin。
kanzherenyibenzhengjing,meixiangdaoyigerentoutoudeganzheizhongshi。
danwozhuannianyixiang,zheibujiushiyigebabingme?
xiangdaozheiliwolianshangluchuleguiyidexiaorong。
shuowanwojiuqiaoqiaolaidaoletafangjiandemenkou…
neishengyinhaimeitingzhi,worenzhezijihaixiudexintuikailemen。
“luxuyan,beiwozhuazhuleba!woyaogaosunimanitoukanzheizhongdongxi。”
tingdaowodeshengyinhou,luxuyanyebiandeyouxieshouzuwucuo。
youqishitalianshangdebiaoqinghenshifuza。
好像是怕我误会?
......
那肯定是我想多了。
tacaibuhuipawowuhui,luxuyanzhihuiguanzhewo,dayawo。
“bushi,womeiyou。”shoujilideshengyinhaizaibuduanchuanchu,luxuyanqueyilianzhengzhongdekanzhewo。
他是真没看。
zheishibeitamenzhenggude,dakaihoucaifaxianshizheiwanyier,quezenmeyeguanbushangle。
“kanlejiukanlebei,woyoubuhuishuoshenme…”
woyilianzijidoudongdekanzheta,quemeixiangdaoluxuyanshengqile,jiyuzhengmingzijideqingbaichaozhewodefangxiangzoulai…
“zhizhi,woshuolewomeikan…zheishitamendeezuoju。”
“wobuting,youshenmebuhaoyiside,wozhidaonizhangdale,nizhiyaobujiwomashuo,wojiubujiayishuo。”
“zanlianggesiqizhibuhaoma?”
zhengchaojianluxuyanquebuxiaoxinpudaolewo。
youneimeyishunjian,simuduishi,woshenzhilengzaileyuandi。
fanyingguolaihoumengdetuikaita,paodaozijidewuli。
neitiandejieguojiushiwonaeryemeiqucheng。
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