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yangliuzaojiuxiguanlezhouguoqingdeyijingyizha，tamianwubiaoqingjieshi：“shuiqunshiwojiqingqingzhunbeide，tabuxihuan，wojiuchuanle。”
“lingwai，wanyishengdelaoposhiyiyuanmenkoukaihuadiandedameinvlaoban。tanalikandeshangwo？”
wenyan，zhouguoqingliansezheicaizhuanqing，tayouwen：“fanni？”
“nimenyizhimeihuilai，wohaiyiweinimenzaiwaimianchile。”shuowan，yangliuyouwen：“nimenhaimeichifanma？neiwoqurecai。”
xiexiulanquexiangshitingdaoleduomedanibudaodehua，chekaisangzijiuyinyangguaiqidishuo：“guoqing，rujinnizheixifuyoulerenchengyao，yekaishitoulanle。niweileyangzheigejia，zaiwaimianbenboyizhengtian，tajingranhaiyaojinichishengfan！”
“wozenmeshuolaizhe？neiyatoujiushigehuohai！”
“cailaizanjiadiyitian，jiuganqifuwo，chadianjiunongxialewoyizhiyanjing。”
“这像话吗！”
zhouguoqingbenjiuyoubaozaozheng。
xiexiulanzheixiehua，shunjianjiudianranletaneixindenuhuo。
“chouniangmen，nizhenshiqiandale。”zhouguoqingjigejianbuchongxiangyangliu，juqishoubeijiuyaoshanyangliuerguang。
咔哒！
zoulangliangbiandefangmentongshibeidakai，qiaojuangenqiaoqingdouzhanzaimenhou，muguangbinglengdidingzhezhouguoqing。
qiaojuanshouliwozhebangqiugun，qiaoqingshoulizelinwozheyigedianzuan。
周国庆：“...”
taquanhenglexiajushi，shenzhiyiduisanmeiyoushengsuan，zheicaifangkaiyangliu，ehenhendishuo：“gunquzuofan！”
yangliumeishuoshenme，chenmodiqulechufang。
xiexiulanjianerzijiuzheimeqingyidifangguoleyangliu，tayoukaishishanfengdianhuo：“zheijiushiyiwuzidebaiyanlang。zheichibanghaimeiyingni，jiuganqinile。”
“zhouguoqing，nizhenshigeyuandatou。”
jianzhouguoqingmeiyouhangsheng，xiexiulanjuelejuezui，zheicaibaozhetadegouhuilefangjian。
henkuai，xiexiulandejianjiaoshengjiucongfumufangneibianchuanguolai——
“啊！”
“我的床呢！”
tingdaodongjing，zhouguoqingpaoguoquyikan。
jianlaoniangwoshilidechuangbeichaile，querdaizhideshiyizhangchongwuchuang，zhouguoqingyanjingdoudengyuanle。
tazhuanshenchaoqiaoqingdewoshidahou：“nagehunzhangchailewomadechuang！”
qiaoqingkaozhemenkuang，fumozhedianzuandezuantou，qiangdiaopingjing：“wochaide。”
“laozijintianfeiyaoshoushinibuke！”zhouguoqingzaiyerenbuzhu，luqixiuzijiuyaochongguoqudaqiaoqing。
qiaoqingyanjingdoumeizhayixia。
人也没有躲避。
yanjianzhouguoqingdebazhangjiuyaoluodaolianshangle，qiaoqingturanwen：“lizongyouqianma？”
“什么？”
zhouguoqingdebazhangtingzaibankong。
qiaoqingshuo：“mingtianzhongwujiaolizonglaijialichidunfanba。douyaojirenjiadangxiaolaopole，wozongyaoxianjianjianduifangba。”
shuowan，qiaoqingjiuhuilefangjian。
zhouguoqingzhanzaiyuandihuangshenjimiao，henkuaibianxinhuanufang，niutoujiujinlechufang。
tafenfuyangliu：“mingtianzaoshangqujinkouchaoshi，maizhidiwangxie，maixiegaodangshicai，zaimailiangpingwuliangye。”
“woyaoqinglizonglaijialichifan，tazuixihuanhewuliangye。”
yangliumianwubiaoqingdiningduanxiatou，touyebutai：“...meiqian。”
zhouguoqingnachushouji，shuangkuaidijiyangliuzhuanzhangleyiwankuai。
jiajitazheimeduonian，yangliudiyicishoudaozheimeduoshenghuofei。
“huashuohuilai，qiaoqingzenmeturansongkoule？”zhouguoqingxiangbutong。
yangliuxinfanyiluan，yuqidoubiandefanzaoqilai：“wozenmezhidao！”
zhouguoqingzhidaoyangliubuzanchengzheimenhunshi，xinliyouyuanqihenzhengchang。
danmeiguanxi，zhiyaoqiaoqingyuanyi，yangliuyezuobuletadezhu。
zhouguoqingxinqingbucuo，zaiyipangjiyangliuxinao：“nijiushigeyumugeda。”
“haishiqiaoqingyouyanguang，kandezhangyuan。zheiniantou，daxueshengbiandidoushi，haiquetayige？tazhangdebucuo，jiugailiyongzheifenyoushizoujiejing。”
“renjializongsuirannianjidaledian，danshengzaiyouqian。”
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“buzhita，nigenqiaojuandounenggenzhexiangfu。”
yangliuqidejiangxicaipenyongliyidiu，xiesidilidihou：“bieshuole！”
“yangliu，nihaigangenwobailiansele？”zhouguoqingyandishengchuyimohense，shouzhixiayishiquansuoqilai，kongzhibuzhuxiangyaooudayangliu。
zhuannianxiangdaoqiaoqinggenlizongdeshizuizhongyao，tabunengzaizheigeshihoudashangleyangliu，youzhinengqiangpozijiyazhizhupiqi。
shenxikouqi，yaxiamanqiangnuhuo，zhouguoqingeshengeqijinggaoyangliu：“mingtianzhongwudefan，jiwohaohaozuo！yaoshifancaibushangdangci，dezuilizongbukui，laozirangnihaokan。”
shuowan，zhouguoqingzhuanshenjiulikailechufang。
xiexiulanbaozhetadegouzhanzaiketing，wenzhouguoqing：“neiyatoubawofangjiandechuangdouchaile，nijiuzheimefangguotale？”
zhouguoqingzanshibunengdezuiqiaoqing，bianfuyantama，“ma，qiaoqingruguozhendegenlelizong，woneigongsiyounengjiedaodaxiangmule。nixianrenyiren。”
xiexiulanjiangxinjiangyi，“tazheimetinghua？”
tazenmejuedezheishibuduijingni。
“zhentongyile，tadourangwoyuelizongmingerlaijialichifanle。”
xiangdaoqiaoqingruguogenlelizong，erzijiunengtongguolizongdebangzhudongshanzaiqi，xiexiulanzanshiyebuganzhenduiqiaoqing。
“renyirenyexing，neiwojinwanshuinaer？”
zhouguoqingzhizheketingshafa：“jinwanjiuxianshuishafa，dengmingtianjianguolizongle，wojiuqujinimaizhangxinchuang。”
xiexiulanyikouyuanqigengzaihoulong，tadouyaokule，“nigemeiliangxinde，jingranranglaoniangshuishafa！”
danweileerzideshiye，xiexiulanzuihouhaishishuileshafa。
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weilejilizongliuxiahaoyinxiang，zhouguoqingteyiqinglejiazhengshangmenzuoquanwudasaochu。
yiri，tiangangliang，jiazhengrenyuanjiulaile。
yixiazilailewugeren，henkuaijiujiangwuzidasaoganjing。
eryangliuyezaozaojiukaichequjinkouchaoshimaishicaile。
qiaoqingzheiyiyeshuidehenxiang，jiulianjiazhengshangmenlaifuwu，doumeibatajingxing。
tazuihoushibeizhouguoqingmuzidezhengchaonaoxingde。
xiexiulanshengyinjianruibaozao：
“zhouguoqing，nigebaiyanlang！zuowanranglaoniangshuishafa，haidelaoniangluozhenjiusuanle，jintianjingranhaiyaoganwochuqu！”
“nineigeduanmingguibaqushihou，shilaonianghanxinrukujiangnilacheda！zanmenguerguamuzaicunlizaoshouleduoshaobaiyan，nidouwangle？”
“nijiushizheimebaoende？”
zhouguoqinghaopiqidijieshi：“ma，wobushiyaoyaogannichuqu，wozhishixiangrangnibabodansongquchongwudianjiyangyitian。”
bodanjiushineitiaojuanmaogoudemingzi。
“lizongduigoumaoguomin，jintianzheidunwuyanhenzhongyao。yaoshiyinweibodangaozalewodejihua，neiduobuhao！”
bodanshiyizhizongseguibinquan，beixiexiulanguandewufawutian，gouzhangrenshi。
lizongbenshenjiutaoyanzheizhongxiaoxingquan，ruoshikandaobodan，xinqingkendinghuidadazhekou。
xiexiulanbingbunenglijiezheixie，tamamalielie：“hushuo！womenbodanduokeai，tajiushiwodexiaosunsun，tazainaerwozainaer！”
“wokannineigelizong，yemeibiyaojiejiaole！”
“yigelianxiaodongwudoubukenshandaidelaoban，haihuishandaini？”
zhouguoqingchenxialianlai，taiduqiangshilexuduo：“ma，buguanniyuanbuyuanyi，bodanjintiandouyaosongchuqujiyangyitian。”
xiexiulanshengyindoudaizhekuqiang：“niyaosongbodanchuqu，jiubawoyiqiqusongchuqu！”
jianmuqinmanbujiangli，zhouguoqingyemeilenaixin，“neixing，wobanimenyiqisongchuqu！”
“你敢！”
xiexiulanxinsuile，zaiketinghaotaodaku。
“你个混账！”
“weiletaohaoneigegoupilizong，lianqishiduosuidelaomuqindouyaoganchumen！”
“renlaoge，bushoudaijianlee！”
“**cuiquxiaoqulouxiadeshulinlishangdiao，silesuanle！”
“...”
bansuizheyizhenzhengchao，xiexiulangentadegouyiqibeizhouguoqingsongzoule。
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