doushishenghuoxiaoshuo《anlianyijiudenvshensuxuechenglewodelaopo》shi“yizhoutaotao”deyuanchuangjiazuo,gaishuzhuyaorenwushichenqiansuxue,shuzhonggushijianshushi:woshenzhinengtingdaomeigerenkeyifangmandehuxisheng。suxuezheiyangdebaifumei,tianzhijiaonv,yinggaiconglaimeirengentadongguoshou,napazhishijiangtashuaidaoyibianqu。……
第四章
wojiuzheimegenzhesuxuequleyiqianyangdeqinggongyan,dangwomensanrenxianshendeshihou,baojianliderenfenfenkanguolai,liansedouwucaibinfen。
“axuezenmebaneiweidailaile?”
“buxiqi,tajialineiweiyounaoyouzuo,duiaxueshenbiansuoyoudeyixingdoudiyimanman,gengbieshuoshiqianyangle!”
“tingshuotahaiyinweiqianyangdeshinaozishale?”
“neikebu!buguotayebudianliangxiaziji,benlaiquleaxuejiushigaopan,youshenmezigeguanzheta?zhiqianneixienandeyejiusuanle,qianyangshishei?tapeigentabima?”
zheixieshengyinbudabuxiao,ganghaorangwotingdao。
wosaoleyiyanguoqu,caicedaotamendagaishisuxuehuozheyiqianyangdepengyou。
fanzhengdoushiyigequanzilide,cuobule。
woxinzhonglengxiao,guaibude25suidewoyaozishale,tiantiantingzhezheixiebiandidehuayu,xinlinengbuniuquma?
zaishuowoneishihoukendinghenaisuxueba,suoyicaihuizairifuyiridejianaozhong,tongkudaoyaofangqizijideshengming。
suxuegenyiqianyangyijingzaijitamenliudeweizhishangzuoxia,zhiyouwoyigerenzhanzhe。
“tayigerenzhanzaineili,bugangama?”
“zenmehuiganga?zhiyaonenggenaxuezaiyikuai,nirangtaguizhedouxing!”
wolengyankanxiangneigejiaoshegendenanren,“tayoumeisi,woguitaganshenme?”
neirenlianseyibian,xiangshimeiyouxiangdaowojintianjingranhuihaizui。
suxuebiaoqingbunai,“haole,doubienao。”
wodoubeirenzheimefengcile,tabudanbubangwo,haizhihuigedawushidaban。
wochixiaoyisheng,“kanlaizheilibuhuanyingwo,wojiubudaraole。”
shuowan,wozhijiezhuanshenlikai。
shenhouchuanlaineixierendexiqisheng:
“womeikancuoba?tajingranjiaxueliansekan!”
“buhuishizhendebeiqianyangqichumaobinglaile?”
“wodadu,tajianchibuguobanxiaoshi,jiuhuipidiandiangunhuilaile......”
“......”
shenhouneixiecaozadeshengyinrangwohenfangan,woqulewaimiandeyouyongchi,xiangsansanxin。
meiguoduojiu,yiqianyangturanzoulechulai。
“chenxiansheng,nihaizhenshirangwoguamuxiangkan。”
wowangtashenhoukanleyiyan,jiantazhiyouyigerenchulai,wanweididao:“woneimetaoyanni,nijiubupawozaizheilibanituixiaqu?”
yiqianyangxiaole,“wohaipanibuganni,bijing,sheidouzhidaoaxuehuijiuwo。”
wominzhezuijiao,landelita。
yiqianyangyouzoudaowoshenbian,“chenqian,niganduma?”
wojuedehenqiguai,“nimenyaozhendeneimexiangai,weishenmeburangsuxuegenwolihun?yiqianyang,feiyaocaizhebierendezhenxin,yanyinimendexima,caijiaoqingshenma?”
yiqianyangliansebianlebian,“neihaibushiyinweinisichanlanda!niweilechanzheaxue,lianzishadeshiqingdouzuodechulai,tabuguoshikelianni!”
henkuai,tayouhuifulepingjingwenhedeyangzi,zhongxinwenwo,“chenqian,ganduma。”
youyongchiboguanglinlin,kanzheqingche,shijishanghenshen。
woguoduanyaotou,“bugan。”
我不会游泳。
zishazheizhongchunshi,zuoyicijiugoule,buzhiyuzailaidierci。
wogangzhanqishen,chupengdaoyiqianyangyihandeyanshen。tazhanzaiwoshenhou,zhijietuilewoyiba——
扑通一声!
erbianchuanlaigezhonggeyangdejianjiao,wodeshentijiechudaoshuimian,erhouxunsuxiachen。
neiyike,woshenmedouganshoubudaole。
zhiyouganguanbeisimianbafangdechishuiyanmeidekongju。
sangzikaishiqiangshui,feibuyezhujianfachen,wopinlemingdizhengzhawangshangyou,quezhikandaoyimoshuxideshenyingfeikuaidiyouxianglelingyigefangxiang。
wodeqizi,suxue,zaiwogenyiqianyangtongshiluoshuideshihou,youxiangleta。
wodexinzangchuanlaijianruidetengtong。
zheihuoxushi27suidewocancundezuihouyidianganqing......
jinguanwozaojiuwangleguoqu,buzaiaita,danshentidebennenghaizai。
zhishizheiyici,yechedibeiyansile。
......
xingguolaideshihou,wozhengtangzaiyongchibian。
wogenyiqianyangdoubeijiuleshanglai,zhishitashibeisuxuejiushanglaide,jiuwodeshiyigemoshengnvren。
zhangdetingmei,shencaihaihenhuobao。
wotangzaidishang,tazhengyongshuangshouanzhewodexiongkou,shitujiyachuwoqiangjinqudeshui。
wowadiyikoutulechulai——
yuguangzhong,kandaosuxueyezouleguolai。
yiqianyanghaizhuangmozuoyangdikanzhesuxuedebeiying。
suxuesihushicaixiangqiyouwozheimeyigezhangfu,zhoumeiwendao:“nihaihaoma?”
womeihuida,zhengzhazhezhanqilai。
pangbiandenvrenxiangyaofuwo,wotuikaita,dengsuxuedaowomianqianzhandingdeshihou,woyangqishou,benlaixiangdatayibazhang。
但我不打女人。
shouzaikongzhongyangqi,zuihouzhishiqiazhetadebozi,jiangtashuaidaoledishang——
周围一片死寂。
woshenzhinengtingdaomeigerenkeyifangmandehuxisheng。
suxuezheiyangdebaifumei,tianzhijiaonv,yinggaiconglaimeirengentadongguoshou,napazhishijiangtashuaidaoyibianqu。
“suxue,womenlihunba。”
liangjiu,wozaiyipiansijizhongtingdaolezijideshengyin。
“woshenmedoubuyao,gangcaineiyixia,jiudangshinijiwozheigeqianfudefenshoufeile。”
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