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“哈哈哈！”
henkuai，huxiaoyunyouchangkuangdaxiaoqilai，dingzhezhuoshangdetoulu，nanyanyayidao：“hanfenga，hanfeng，nihenchuhuwodeyiliaoa。bujinchadaoshiwopairenquzuodiaosuguangliang，juranhaibakachesijidenaodainingxialaile。zhenghao，yuanbenwoyeshixiangshatamiekoude，nifandaorangwoshengshierle！”
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taconglaibuhuiyigerenchumen，ertasuishendaidezheixiebaobiao，quanbudoushihenjiaose。
dangji，xushidaifadeshushimingbaobiao，bianyiyongershang。
啊啊啊！
bansuizheyishengshengqiliwubidecanjiao，shushimingbaobiaoshenqiangezipenchuyituanxuewu，zuihoujingranquanbuzhitingtingdidaozaidishang，wuyishenghai。
erhanfeng，yijiuzhanzaiyuanlaideweizhi，haoxiangdongle，haoxiangyoumeidong。
hanfengyaoshimeidong，zheixiebaobiaoshiruheside？
huxiaoyundengdaleyanzhuzi，daochouyikoulengqi，zheikoulengqizhidatianlinggai，naodaidoukuaiyaobaozhale。
tadeneixin，beiyiguqiansuoweiyoudejingkongzhanju，daozhibiandemianrusihui，nalihaiyougangcaixiaozhangdeqiyan。
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yishunzhijian，jiushadiaoleshijimingbaobiao，zheigefeiwushizenmezuodaode？
zheihennanranghuxiaoyunbuquhuaiyi，zhiqianhanfengshibushizhendesile，guilaideshiguihun。
“woshijieyushen、gui、renzhijian，nishuowoshishenme？！”hanfengdaizhewanweierdelengxiao，bubuxiangqianbijin。
“bie……nibieguolai……”huxiaoyunxiangyaotao，naihebeikongjuzhipeizheshenti，cunbunanxing，kudanglipiaosanchuyigucibideniaosaoweier。
“woshiyigeguaiwu，pianpiannibuzhisihuo，danganshangwoyuefuyuemu！”hanfengyizhangpaizaihuxiaoyundezuojianshang。
yiguqianghengdeliliang，zhijieguanruhuxiaoyuntinei。
“碎！”
pilipaladezhaxiang，huxiaoyunshentidesuoyouguge，quanbubeizhensuichengzha。
“啊！！！”
huxiaoyuntongdesiquhuolai，wugudeshenti，yewulidezazaidibanshang。
zheizhendeshiyigeguaiwu，mingmingxiangyaoshata，quebujitayigetongkuai，fandaoyongzheizhongshouduanzhemota。
“weishenme？neishiwotongguodage，congnanjingbeifunadaodeduzhen，mingmingdouyijingcirunishentile，weishenmenihaihuozhe，weishenmenimeiyousi，a！！！”
huxiaoyunyanyanyixidepazaidishang，juewangzhongyouchongmanlebugan。
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“wobushuo，wobushuo！hanfeng，jiusuannijintianshadiaowo，nihesuyingxueyechediwanle，nihuozheyehuitongbuyusheng。bu，wodagehuxiaotian，taweilecanjiawodedahun，jinwanyijingcongzhanjingguilai，tayidinghuibanicuoguyanghuide，hahaha！”huxiaoyunkandaohanfengrumengjingxingdeyangzi，xinlitongkuaijile。
“neiwojiuchengquanni！”hanfengfeichuyijiao。
咔嚓！
daofeichuqudehuxiaoyun，zhuangsuileluodichuangdeboli，youcongbashibacenggaodeloushangzhuiluo，jieguohaowuyiwen，fenshensuigu！
鬼吼的狂风卷进来。
hanfengzhanzaichuangqian，yilianmorandikanzhelouxiadejiedaoshang，luanchengyituan。
zheigebuzhisuoweidehuxiaoyun，nalizhidao，ququhuxiaotian，zaizhanqulisuandeleshenme？
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huxiaotian，jinshihubangmoweidezhansheneryi。
erwudazhanjingtongling，jiefengguiguguzhuhanfeng，weizhu！
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嗖！
huran，yigekuiwudeshenying，chuxianzaihanfengshenbian，zhengshiyumenghu。
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“shi，guzhu！”yumenghucongcongliqu。
……
zheiyiye，yinweihuxiaoyundesi，zhenggejiangshidouluanle。
rangrenbujiedeshi，kaisajiudiancaishianfadiyixianchang，jingfangquemeiyoushangloukancha。
ruodadejianzhulimian，jijingdeheren，zhishengxiahanfengyigeren，jiuzheiyangzhanzaichuangqian，yizhidengdaotianliang。
于猛虎回来了！
‘putong’yisheng，yumenghuguidaozaihanfengshenhou，kuzheshuodao：“guzhu，ninwuhuisaozilea，zheishi……zheishisaozijisufusumuliuxiadeyifengyishu，zuowancaiyoujidaojiali，ninkanwanjiushenmedoumingbaile！”
hanfengshentiwubijiangying，fangruochengleyigediaosu，tadongzuojixiedijieguoxinfeng，jiangqichaikai。
“ba，ma，nverbuxiao，dangnimenkandaozheifengxindeshihou，nveryijingsuihanfengerqu。nimenbuxushangxin，yinweinvershixingfude！”
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“buguo，zaiwolinsizhiqian，woyeyaorangbeibidehuxiaoyun，shoudaoyingyoudechengfa，jutiyaoruheshishi，jiubuzaixinzhonggennimenxishuole。”
“zuihou，nverdanxinhujiahuibaofunimen，woyijinglianxileyimingtongxue，rangtabangmangzaiyigexiaoxiancheng，weinimenzuleyitaofangzi。suoyiqiuqiunimenlikaijiangshi，erqieyidingyaodaishanglinger。chuleninerlaozhiwai，woweiyifangbuxiadebianshilinger。wowufaxiangxiang，dangtadezhihanfenglishidexiaoxihou，huishangxinnanguochengshenmeyangzi。”
“ba，ma，nverbuxiao，rangnimenbaifarensongheifaren！”
“yikoutou，xienimendeshengshenzhien！”
“erkoutou，xienimendeyangyuzhien！”
“sankoutou，xiangnimenqingzui，shiwohaidehanfengjiujifufa，hainimenshiquleta！”
“死别！”
“luobi，buxiaonvsuyingxue……”
辞职后，前女友成了死对头千金
作者：大安的熊通
栏目：都市
妻子放纵后，谁都没有逃过我的报复
zuozhe：fanqiefanqiedafanqie
栏目：都市
会所二楼，竟遇武仙校花兼职
作者：利是
栏目：都市
校花昨晚的饭局是献祭！18个人都死了！
zuozhe：yuxuegongdehuawuyang
栏目：都市
前女友开劳斯莱斯嘲讽我，不知启动资金是我拿命换的
作者：汤圆没有很圆
栏目：都市
岳母当众嫌我穷，我默默录音，岳父连夜赶回逼道歉
作者：巷子里的鸟
栏目：都市
