shifenjuyoukandiandeyibenshuangwen《aoshixiongzhu》,leishuyudoushishenghuoticai,zhurengongshiyunzhibaibaiyueyao,xiaoshuoyuanchuangzuozhejiaozuoxianqiaoyunzi,gushineironggenggai:“yunye,jintianduokuininle,yaobushininchushou,womentianhedichanjiuquanwanle!”jinhuanxinyouyujidishuodao。yaoshihuangjiandenverjin……
第7章
tingdaoyunzhibaidewenhua,huangjianxianshiyileng,suijihuidadao:“zheijianwoshizaiyinmian,pingshiguangzhaoshao,wendudiyidianyezhengchangba?”
yunzhibaiyaoleyaotoudao:“zheijianwoshiwendudi,bushiguangzhaoshao,ershiyinweiyinhan。”
“haiyou,woshidemenweishenmehuanle?”
zhongrenshunzheyunzhibaidemuguangkanxiangwoshidemen。
qitawuzidemen,quandoushishuazhebaiqidemumen,zhiyouzheishanmen,shiyishanyuansedemumen。
jinhuanxiangshifaxianleshenmeyichang,youxieyihuodeshuodao:“yi?zheimen,jingshiyongyizhengkuaimutouzuochengde?!”
huangjiandianlediantou,huidadao:“yuanbenzheishanmenheqitademenyiyang,danshishangciwodemishuxiaoliulaijialideshihou,shuotayougeqinqishizuomucaishengyide,jiwonongleyishanmen,shuoshifangzaijialinengyannianyishou。”
“zheimutouqueshiyouyigudandandexiangqi,wenqilaijingshenshushuang,womeishedeyong,jiuanzailewonverdefangjian。”
shuodaozhei,huangjianyouxiehouzhihoujuediwendao:“nandao,wonverdebing,jiushiyinweizheishanmen?!”
yunzhibaiqiaoleqiaomumen,youwenlewenshangmiandeqiwei,weiweiyixiaoshuodao:“bucuo,jiushizheishanmumen!”
“dashuyamen,weimusha!zaijiashangzheijianwoshizaiyinmian,gengjiazhuzhanglemushadeweili!”
huangjianzhouzhemeiwendao:“yunye,keshiwomendewoshiyedoushimumena,zenmejiumeishi?”
yunzhibaixiaolexiao,jieshidao:“yibanwoshidemen,suiranhaochengshimumen,dandoushihechengmucai,meishenmeyingxiang。”
“danxiaoyatouwoshizheigemumen,shiyongyizhengkuaimucaizuochengde,ruguowomeicaicuodehua,yinggaihaishiyongdemudilizhangdadesongmu,qiweiliyuanbushiyibandemucainengbide。”
qinmudehua,ranghuangjianfufuliansedunshishabaibuyi!
“yunye,neinindeyisishi......”
“meicuo,duifangdemubiaoshini,zhibuguoyinchayangcuozhixia,rangninvershoulezui。”yunzhibaishuodao。
啪!
huangjianyangqishou,zhongzhongdishanlezijiyigebazhang!
“wo**bushiren!chadianhailewozijidenver!”huangjianfennudidihoudao。
huangtaitailianmanglazhulehuangjian,daizhekuqiangquandao:“laohuang,nibiezheiyang,niyeshiweilenverhaoa!”
“huangzhuren,buyongtaiguozize,xiaoyatouxianzaiyijingmeishile,zhiyaobazheishanmenchaile,ziranjiuhaole。”yunzhibaishuodao。
“hao,woxianzaijiuzhaoren,bazheishanmenjichaile!”huangjiandingzhemumen,yaozheyashuodao。
yunzhibaiyoujianchalewuzineideqitadifang,meiyoufaxianqitayichang,yushihejinhuanyiqixianghuangjianfufudaobie。
“yunye,mingtianjiushiwonverchuyuanderizi,mingwanwozaiyunjiangdajiudianjubanganxieyan,haiqingyunyeshanglianguanglin。”huangjianchengkendishuodao。
yunzhibaigangxiangjujue,quekandaolejinhuanqiqiudeyanshen,yushidianlediantoushuodao:“hao,woyidingzhunshidao。”
huangjianlianshangluchulexinxidexiaorong,suihoukanxiangjinhuanshuodao:“jinzong,niyeyidingyaolaia,zhiqianwuhuileni,wodeqinzixiangnipeilidaoqian,duile,toubiaodeziliaohaohaozhunbeizhunbei,woganjuenimenjituanshilihenqiang,toubiaozheigexiangmuhaishihenyouxiwangde。”
jinhuanlianmangshangqianwozhuhuangjiandeshou,xiaozheshuodao:“haidekaohuangzhurendalizhichia,haha!”
likaihuangjiahou,jinhuanlianmangjiyunzhibaijuleyigong。
“yunye,shizaishiganxienin!”
“yaobushinin,womentianhedichanjiuwanle!”
“xianzaibujinmeishi,haichenggongnadaolechaiqiandexiangmu!”
jinhuanganjitilingdishuodao。
gangganghuangjiansuiranmeiyoumingshuo,danshitaiduyijinghenmingxianle,zaitoubiaozheijianshishang,tahuibangzhujinhuan。
“meishenme,wozheigeren,buyuanyiqianbierenrenqing。”
“wogangdaojiangcheng,yihouhaishaobulerangnibangmang。”yunzhibaishuodao。
“yunye,ninfangxin,yihouninyoushi,zhiyaofenfuyisheng,woshangdaoshanxiahuohaiyejininbanlou!”jinhuanpaizhexiongfubaozhengdao。
jiuzaizheishi,yunzhibaidedianhuaxiangleqilai。
kanzhelaidianxianshishang“baiyueyao”sangezi,tadunshizhouqilemeitou。
zheinvrenxianqizijihailaibujini,zenmehuituranzhudongjizijidadianhua?
buguo,gangjietongdianhua,yunzhibaideliansetubian!
“yunzhibai,nizainani?!yueyaohezuile,woyigerenbeibudongta,nihaibuganjinguolai!”qisiwandashenghoudao。
yunzhibailijirangjinhuanjiangzijisongdaolejiudian。
suiranduizheigenvrenmeishenmehaogan,danshibaizhangshanduizijibucuo,zijiduitanver,ziranshinengbangjiubang。
jiudianli,qisiwanjiyunzhibaidawandianhuahou,youjiqinbindalegedianhua,suihoucaihuidaolejiuzhuoshang。
cishi,yimingdafubianbiandetudingzhongniannanren,zhengjuqiyibeihongjiu,duizhebaiyueyaoxiaoyinyindishuodao:“baizong,nindechengyikeshibutaigoua,caiheleyipinghongjiu,jiuxiangyaowomenshanghuidesanshigeyirongzi,zheiyoudianguofenleba?”
baiyueyaocishiyijingshizuiyanmenglong,tanaqizhuozishangdeyipinghongjiu,hanhubuqingdishuodao:“zhaojingli,ninshuo,zenmeyangcainengdayingjiwomenbaishijituanrongzi?!”
zhaojinglidaxiaoyisheng,suijiyounachujipinghongjiu,shuodao:“baizong,yibeihongjiu,sangeyi,zhiyaonihegoushibei,wojiutouzi!”
baiyueyaoyileng,wendao:“zhaojingli,ninshuohuasuanhua?”
zhaojinglilenghengdao:“zenme,baizongbuxiangxinwo?wozhaotaihaodaiyeshisifangshanghuidetouzijingli,zheidianqianhaishinengzuozhude。”
“shia,womenzhaojinglishuoyibuer,dayingtouzi,jiukendingtouzi!”
“hongjiuyoubushibaijiu,duohedian,meiguanxide。”
“baizongnaishinvzhonghaojie,zheidianjiu,duitalaishuobusuanshenme。”
jiuzhuoshang,jigesifangshanghuideyuangongquandao。
zheiqunrendoubusha,zhidaozhaotaikanshanglezheigenvren,dangranshishichulehunshenjieshuxiangcuchengcishi。
zhaotaixiangjigeshouxiatouquleyigemanyidemuguang,suihouwangbaiyueyaodeshoulisaileyibeihongjiu。
“baizong,yibeijiusangeyi,duomenandedejihuia,nizaiyouyu,wokeyaohouhuile。”zhaotaixiaozheshuodao。
baiyueyaoyijing,lianmangdao:“bie,zhaojingli,wohe!”
qisiwanchongleguoqu,anzhulebaiyueyaodeshouwan,jiaojidequandao:“yueyao,nihezuile,bunengzaihele。”
啪!
zhaotaiyigebazhangzhijiedazaileqisiwandelianshang,liuxialeyigexianhongdezhangyin!
“nishenmeshenfen,zheililundedaonichazui?!”
“wojide,nijiaoqisiwanduiba,nijiadejianzhugongsihewomensifangshanghuihaiyouyewuwanglai,zaifeihua,worangnijiadegongsijintianjiupochan!”zhaotaiyincecediweixiedao。
qisiwanwuzhelian,yanleizaiyankuanglidazhuan,danshipianpianyijuhuadoubuganshuo。
zhaotaishuodemeicuo,zijijiadexiaogongsi,zairenjiasifangshanghuiyanli,liangepidoubushi,zhaotaitaishouzhijianjiunengrangzijijiadegongsiguanmen!
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