suancaiyuchuangzuode《aoshiyilong》wenbiliuchang，gushijingcai，wenzhongde[jiaose]dougexingshizu，meiyibidoudaibiaolesuancaiyudechuangzuonenglihesixiang，feichangzhideyikan，《aoshiyilong》zhuyaojiangdeshi：xuduoyijieyuanxun，douzhidaodaxiayijieyouyigeshenmizhijideshiliyishendian。zhishi，chuanwenzaiwunianqian，zheiweishenmidedianzhubianxiaoshile，bujianzongying，zhijinxialuobu……
他在羞辱裁判。
yancaipanbudong，rangtagunxiaqu。
可笑至极。
不知所谓。
zheixiecaipan，kedoushiyijiedeyuanxunrenwu，yigeyongyi，ganshuotamenbudong？
neixiecaipan，yemuguangyinchen。
zheizhouyijuranshuotamenbudong？
“chuisizhengzha，buzhisuowei！”guiguzilvlvhuxu，buxieyigu，jiuzhouyiduojiadezheiyiwei，zuyilingtaguiguziliyububaizhidi。
“yixianshuodedui，tajiushizaichuisizhengzhabuzhisuowei！”
“mingmingyijingshule，haiburenzhang，hairumacaipanbudong，kexiaozhiji！”
“neigebingren，niqianwanbunengfuyongzhouyijinikaidefangzi，fouzezenmesidedoubuzhidao！”
zhongrenjienu，zhizezhouyi，shuoshenmehuadedouyou，zheicidouyi，yijinggaodilifen，zhouyigenbenbushiguiguzideduishou，erqiecaikanlianggebingren。
这是碾压！
医术的碾压！
youyicaipanhedao：“wodaoyaokankanniruhezhengmingwomenbudong！”
“wohuizhengmingjinimenkan！”
zhouyimuguangzhuanguo，kaikoudao：“jiayiweidahuang，queshishizheigeyaofangdeliangxingpianzhong，dantadezheigeweibing，shaozheiyiweidahuangzhinengzhibiaobunengzhiben！”
“yishengzhibingdegenbenshiyizhiyubingrenweimude！”
“erguiguzidefangzizhinengrangbingrendebingqingyanhuan，shiheneixiemeiliangxindeyishengyizhaganbingrenjixuweimudesuoyongdefangzi！”
zhouyizheihuayichu，quanchanghongdong。
“他这是辱骂！”
“tazheishizaiguaiwanrumaguiguzishiyigeheixinyisheng！”
“他有什么资格？”
zhouyirutongmeitingdaozhouweidezhizezhisheng，ershiduibingrenwendao：“tongguowogangcaibamai，nideweibingyinggaiyouwunianyishangleba！”
“duiduidui……”bingrenlianliandiantou。
zhouyijixudao：“nikankandapingmushangtakaidefangzishibushiyouxieshuxi！”
bingrendemuguangkanxiangdapingmu，zheiyikan，dunshijinghuqilai：“shuxi，taishuxile，zuijinbannianwofuyongdedoushizheigefangzi！”
zheihuayichu，quanchangdajing。
什么？
什么？
bingrenyiqianjiufuyongguoleyixiandefangzi？
这怎么可能？
zheiyike，jishiguiguziyeliansedabian。
erzhouyiyouwendao：“nidebingqingyouhaozhuanlemeiyou？”
“meiyouhaozhuan，suirankeyizhiteng，yizhiweisuan，danshizhongbujianhao，erqieyiyueqiangangzuodeweijing，yishengshuoweiyanbiyiqiangengyanzhongle，zhengrunisuoshuodeyouaibiandezhengzhao！”
“huahuahua……”guojiaderendouzhanleqilai。
guoshaoconghedao：“nibuyaohushuobadao！”
“dui，neishiyixianguiguzikaidefangzi，nishuozheixiehuashiyaofuzede！”
“yiwokan，tajiushizhouyizhaolaidetuo！”
但他是周易的托吗？
zhijianbingrenshuodao：“zaicizhiqian，wogenbenburenshizhouyisheng，erqieyiqianyishengjiwokaidefangzi，woyedailaile，buxinnimenzijijiancha！”
bingrendaizheyiqiandefangzi，benlaishixiangjiyishengkankanyoushenmebuduidedifangde。
zaibingrenjiaochufangzi，touzaidapingmushangdeshihou，jingguobidui，guoranheguiguzikaidefangziyimoyiyang，yizibucha，jishiyongyaodefenliangyeyimoyiyang。
xianchang，dunshiyipiansiji。
怎么会这样？
zheiyike，guojiaderenyebuhangshengle。
guiguzidelianseqingbaijiaojia。
zhouyiduiguiguziwendao：“niyingle？yibuzhiyao，bianshihonggou？”
这话，多么讽刺？
guiguzidelianse，gengjianankan：“jishiwodefangzibunenggenzhitadeweiyan，danniduojiayiweidahuang，zhihuiranghuanzhedebingqinggengjiayanzhong！”
“yixian，zhenshimingbufushi！”zhouyifengcidao。
“nishenmeyisi？”guiguzideliandoukuaiguabuzhule。
“zhongheyaoxing，nandaonizheidianchangshidoumeiyouma？”zhouyibaileguiguziyiyan，jixudao：“dahuangxingliang，queshibushiheyuqitaliangxingdeyaowuyiqifuyong，danweidumangxiaochuwai，tayumangxiaobianhuichanshengkangyanxing，yiqifuyong，nenggouyouxiaoyizhiqianbiaoxingweiyan！”
“erqiezhiliaoqianbiaoxingweiyan，feidahuangyumangxiaobuke！”
“ganggangnishuodedui，chazhihaolimiuyiqianli！”
“buxindehua，nikenaquhuayan！”
zhouyishuodetoutoushidao，shideguiguzideliansegengjianankan。
“danzheiyebunengdaibiaowoshule！”guiguzishuodao。
“meiyourenshuonishule！”zhouyihuiyingyiju，guiguziqueshimeishu，zhishishaoyongleyiweiyaoeryi，yijiuduiweiyanyouzheyizhidezuoyong。
erqiezhouyizhidao，jinpingzheiyigefangzi，buzuyirangguiguzixinfu。
buguozuyizhengming，zhouyideyishu，muqianlveshengyichou。
zhouyipieshiyiyancaipan：“haixuyaowozhengmingma？”
jigecaipan，liansetieqing。
“zhenshiyichangjingcaideduijue！”
“kanlaiguiguzixiangdabaizhouyi，yebushineimerongyideshiqing！”
zhongrenyigaizhiqianduizhouyidekanfa，duizhouyiyoulexinxin。
zhiyouguojiazhiren，liansebutaihaokan。
jiexialai，liangrenyouzhenzhishijigebingren，liangrenkaidefangzidoushiyimoyiyang，meiyousihaochuru，shidezhongrenzhihushenqi，buguozheiyangxiaqu，sihumeiwanmeilele。
guiguzikaikoudao：“wodeshijianhenbaogui，jixuzheiyangbixiaqude，genbenfenbuchushuying！”
guiguzidehuasuiranjiaoao，quejiyoudaoli。
caipanzhirenkaikoudao：“niyoushenmeyaoqiu？”
“woyaoqiuhuanzhongbingzhiren，zhenjiuzhishangjiangaoxia！”guiguziduizhenjiuzhishuyijingyanjiuledabansheng，haishijiyouxinxinde。
zhouyiyegenzhefuhedao：“woyeshizheimerenweide！”
keshihuayinhaimeiluoxia，zhijiantiyuguanrukouchuchuanlaishengyin：“yixian，jiuminga，qiuqiunijiujiuwolaopo！”
显然是慕名而来。
zhouyidemuguangchaorukouchukanqu，zhijianyigezhongniannanrenbeizheyigezhongnianfunvchuangjinlaile，baoanlandoulanbuzhu，zhijielaidaoguiguzimianqian，babeishangdezhongnianfunvfangxiayihou，putongyishengguizaiguiguzidemianqian。
“qiuqiuyixianjiujiuwolaopo！”zhongniannanzijiguiguziketou。
“zheilibushizhibingjiurendeyiyuan，ganjinlikai！”baoanshanglai，yaobazhongniannanziquzhu。
zhouyiquedao：“xingyijiuren，benshiyizhebenfen，jishizheilibushiyiyuan，duiyuyizheeryan，yebunengjiansibujiu，zhenghao，nibushiyaoyuwolifengaoxiama？neibianzaizheigebingrenshenshangjueshengfuba！”
“woyezhengyouciyi！”guiguzidashouyihui，aorandao：“babingrenfangzaizheiliba！”
“shishishi……haiqingyixianchushou！”zheizhongniannanzicongtoudaoweidoumeikanzhouyiyiyan，zheirangguiguziluchuyimojiaoaodexiaoyi。
guiguziduizhouyiwendao：“nixianhaishiwoxian？”
“ta，wobufangxin，qingyixianxianchushoujiuwofuren！”zhongnianyoujiguiguziketou。
“tazhimingrangwoyizhi，kanlaizhiyouwoxianle！”guiguzilaidaobingrenmianqian。
jingguozhongniannanzijieshao，tadefurenzaijintianchizaofandeshihou，turanyunjueguoqu，yijingqudayiyuanzhiliaole，zhishijichudezhiliaojieguo，xintiaojiangting，zhunbeihoushi。
guiguzilejiebingqingzhihou，queshixintiaoweiruo，shijifaxinzangbing。
guiguzilvlvhuxushuodao：“buyongzheji，zheishixuezhichousuoyinfadejifaxinzangbing，woshijizhen，shutongqixue，biankehuifuxintiao！”
中年男大喜。
erzaicishi，zhouyikaikoudao：“tabingbushijifaxinzangbing，ershiqixueshangsheng，daozhiqixuegongxin，niruoshianzhaojifaxinzangbingzhiliaodehua，zhihuirangtasidegengkuai！”
zhouyibuxiangyigewugudeshengmingjiuzheimemeile，suoyihaoxintixingyiju。
“nishisheia，ganzhiyiyixiandeyishu？”zhongniannanrenweilebajieguiguzi，lijiduizhouyihedao。
zhouyixiaoxiao，meidanghuishi。
guiguzilenghengyisheng：“shishenmebing，nandaowokanbuchulaima？qiyaonizaipangzhidian，woshuotashijifaxinzangbing，tajiushijifaxinzangbing！”
“yixianshuodedui，nizaiganzhouwolaoposibuside，wogennipinming！”zhongniannanziyouhechizhouyi。
erhou，guiguzikaishishizhenjiuren。
“bafangliuhezhenfa！”zhouyiyijing，kanlaiguiguziyebushiyigelangdexumingzhibei。
tingdaozhouyidehuayin，guiguzijuaodekanleyiyanzhouyi：“youxiejianshi！”
wufenzhongzuoyou，shizhenwanbi，guoranzhengruguiguzisuoyanneiyang，zhongniannvrendexintiaokaishijianjianfusule，lianseyejianjianhongrunqilai，meiguoduozhangshijianbiansuxingle。
“shenyia，yixianzhimingmingfuqishi，duoxieyixianjiulewolaopodeming！”zhongniannanrenguixiaketou，jidongwanfen：“xingkuimeitingneigeyongyide，buranwolaopocaizhendemeijiuleni！”
guiguzimeilihuizhongniannanren，ershiduizhouyixiaodao：“xianzaizenyang？”
zhouyiqueshenchulewugeshouzhitou。
“nishenmeyisi？nizheishizaizhouwolaopohuobuguowutianma？”zhongniannanrenshangquzhuazhuzhouyideyiling，yaodazhouyi。
“哈哈哈……”
guiguzidaxiaoqilai：“nihaizhenchangkuang，zhenyiweizijishiyishenbucheng？ruoshiwutianzhihou，tameishidehua，nigaizenyang？”
zhouyisongsongjianbang：“woshuodeshiwumiao！”
五！
四！
三！
二！
一！
zhouyideshouzhiyigengendeshouqi。
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