《aoshiyilong》shisuancaiyuchuangzuodedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo，zhujiaozhouyiqinmengqiuzaisuancaiyudebixiabiandehuolinghuoxian，jiuhaoxiangzhishenqizhongyiyang，shiyibenzhideyuedudedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo，《aoshiyilong》jiangdeshi：“ba，wohaodaiyeshiyinxingdexingzhang，ninrangwoxiaguijiyigeshengundaoqian？”guqianchengbuyuanyi，zheiyaochuanlechuqu，……
这话，什么意思？
shishuo，tashiyijiezhishendeyishendiandianzhuma？
还真够吹牛逼的。
jitayitouniudehua，kongpadounengbeitachuishangtianleba。
xuduoyijieyuanxun，douzhidaodaxiayijieyouyigeshenmizhijideshiliyishendian。
zhishi，chuanwenzaiwunianqian，zheiweishenmidedianzhubianxiaoshile，bujianzongying，zhijinxialuobuming，shenzhichuanwentayijingsile，shiguwucun。
danzhouyiqueshuotashiyishendiandianzhu。
他是吗？
zaisuoyouyijieyuanxunkanlai，genbenbushi，qitabushuo，jiunianlingshangjiuduibushang，bijingchuanwenyishendiandianzhuyijingsanbaiduosuile。
erzhouyini，zuiduoershiwusui。
“nikezhimaochongyishendiandianzhu，shishenmezuixing？”guiguziwendao。
zhouyiqingmiedao：“duoshuowuyi，shanglaishuoshuozenmezhanba！”
zaiguiguzitashangdouyitaizhihou，zhijianqizhongyigecaipanqishendao：“weilegongpingqijian，womenteyizhunbeileyixiehuanyouyinanzazhengdebingrengongjinimenmianfeizhiliao，sheinengyihao，bianshisheiying！”
确实，公平公正。
zhouyiyuguiguzixiangduierzuo，meirenmianqiandoubaifangzheyitaohaozhenyuyixiekaiyaodanziheyizhigangbi。
diyiweijiezhenkerenshiyigesishisuizuoyoudezhongniannanzi，yanhouchuyouhongzhong，shuobuchuhua。
zhouyizhishiqiaoleyiyan，bianditoukaifang。
zhengzaibangbingrenbamaideguiguzidemeitouweiweizhouqi：“nibuhaomai，jiunengquezhen，nizhenyiweizijishishenma？”
“wangwenwenqie，nibudongma？kanlaiwodougaogunile！”zhouyipieshiyiyanguiguzi。
这是轻蔑！
这是猖狂！
qinmengqiufenquanjinwo，muyouqidai，yinweitazhidaozhongyidianshangyouyigewangwenwenqiedeyiliaozhenfa。
可周易，真的懂吗？
guiguzilenghengyisheng：“heng，neiwodaoyaotingtingnidezhenzhijieguo！”
“zheibingrenyanhouhongzhong，shuobuchuhua，kouqixingchou，mingxianshixuhuoshangsheng，houzhongshengchuang！”
zhouyizheihuayichu，guiguzilianseyibian。
erbingrenlijicongguiguzizhengzaibamaideshoushang，shouhuiyoushou，duizhouyilianliandiantou，haishuqiledamuzhi。
这证明什么？
zeshizhengmingbeizhouyishuoduile。
zhouyiduiguiguzishuodao：“jiaowozenmezuoren，kongpanihaibugouzige！”
zheihuayichu，guiguziliansezaibian。
guiguzilengdao：“guoranyouxieyishu，buguojishibeinishuoduile，yeyaokankankaishenmefangzizhiliao！”
yushi，liangrendouditoukaifang。
kaihaofangzizhihou，youzhuanyerenyuandijiaojicaipan，ranhoubeicaipantoufangzaidapingmushang，zhongrenyikan，zhouyiyuguiguzisuokaidefangzi，juranyizibucha。
zaizuoderenkanzhepingmushangdefangzi，jiedoushimanlianzhenhanzhise。
“tiana，tamenjurankaidefangziyimoyiyang，zheitaishenleba！”
“buguo，zheicaidiyijueryi，zhouyibaiyeshishijianwenti！”
napazhouyinengwangwenwenqie，yemeirentaikanhaozhouyi，zhiyouqinmengqiufenquanjinwo，muyouqidai。
“nidaoshiyouxieyishu，kanlaiwoyaorenzhenduidaile！”guiguzimuguangkanzhezhouyi，haishiyirujiwangdejiaoao。
erzhouyikaikoudao：“woshuoguo，woshiyijiedezuzong！”
“changkuang！”guiguzijiezhenxiayigebingren。
xiayigebingrenshiyigeshanglenianjidefunv，tashenxingxiaoshou，liansefanhuang，takaikoudao：“wozuijinweiteng，banyouexin，fansuan，wanshangshuijuedeshihou，yanhouhaidudehuang，chilebushaozhongyao，doubujianhao！”
liangrentongshijibingrenhaomai，yigezuoshou，yigeyoushou。
dagaiyifenzhongzuoyou，liangrentongshidao：“nihuanyouzhongduqianbiaoxingweiyanbanchanghuasheng，shichangbanyouexinfansuannaifanliuzhizheng，erqienideweizhonghaiyouyoumenluoganjun，zheishiaiqianbingbiandezhengzhao！”
liangrendehuachurubuda，jihuyiyang。
bingrenquebeijinghedebuqing，lijiaiqiudao：“qingliangweidafujiujiuwo！”
“buyaozheji，suiranzheishiaiqianbingbian，danbingbushiaizheng，keyinizhuan！”zhouyilianmanganweibingren，jishiaibiantayeyoufaziyihao。
erguiguziquemeilihuibingren，ershiditouzaikaifangzi。
guiguzikaidefangzishi：fabanxia6g、muxiang6g、chaojineijin10g、jianqu15g、chaomaiya15g、ganjiang10g、gansong10g、chenpi10g、mangxiao8g……yigongshisifu、shuijianwenfu，shenqiju、jixingla、bifenghan、jieyinshi、jiyouni、jinyanjiu、changqingzhi。
然后送给裁判人员。
dengzhouyikaihaofangzi，tongshitouzaidapingmushang，liangrendefangzijihuyoushiyimoyiyang，zhishizhouyidefangziduoleyiweidahuang。
zaizuoxuduorendoushidongyishude，shenzhitaidourenwudouyouhaojige，dangtamenkandaozhouyidefangzilijijinghuqilai。
“zheishixiangchisirenma？”
“shia，yaofangzhongyijingyoulemangxiao，juranhaijiayiweidahuang，liangweidouyouxiexiagongji、qingrexiehuo、liangxuejiedudegongxiao，youweibingderenbenshenjiubunengyongtailiangdeyao，zheiyiqifuyongdehua，duiyuyouweibingzhireneryan，qibushibingshangjiabing？”
“jiuzheiyiweiyaojiajinqu，jiuchazhihaolimiuyiqianli！”
“这周易输了！”
“tagenbenmeizigeyuguiguziyizhan！”
zheiyike，jishiliancaipandouzhanqilaile：“woxuanbu，bishidaocijieshu，zhouyishu！”
zheihuayichu，wurenfanbo。
yixianjiushiyixian，qishiyigemingbujianjingchuandeyongyinenggouxiangtibinglunde？
“taweishenmehaiyaojiayiweidahuang？”qinmengqiumushiyaofangyezheshibujie，dahuangyumangxiaodeyaoxingchabuduo，nandaotabuzhidaoma？
“hahaha…xianzaizhidaozhouyishizenmeshudelema？”
zuiweigaoxingdejiushuguoshaocongle：“haizibuliangli，ganjiezhanshu，nidezhensuojiuzhunbeiguanmendajiba！”
“shigaiguanmen，zheiyangdeyongyishihuihaisirende！”
“bujinguanmen，yinggaidiaoxiaotadexingyizigezheng，gunchuyijie，gunchuyuncheng！”
“滚出云城！”
“滚出医界！”
“zheizhongrenbupeixingyi！”
“shiyongyiyejiubale，juranhaigantiaozhanyixianguiguzi！”
buzhicongnalaideyiqunshuijun，douzaizhizezhouyi，rumazhouyi，yanzhouyibupeixingyi，rangtagunchuyijie，gunchuyuncheng。
沸腾！
全场沸腾！
liuqinghuaduiqinmengqiuhedao：“wodoushuoletabudongyi，bushiguiguzideduishou，nipianbuxin，xianzaimanyile？bujinnidezhensuohuiguanmen，haiyincibaguojiadezuisile，wokanyihouzaiyunchengzaiyemeiyouwomenyijiaderongshenzhidile！”
tingdaozheihuadeqinmengqiu，lianseyefeichangnankan。
周易败了。
tabugaiduojiayiweidahuang。
guiguzishuodao：“xianzaizhidaoniwodechajuyouduodale？gurenyunyibuzhiyaobianshihonggou，niwozhijianxiangchadejuebushiyibu，nibupeizuowoduishou，gunxiaquba，congcibuyaozaiyunchengyijiechuxian！”
erzhouyiaoranerli，shengzhanjiuxiao：“sheishuowoshule？”
“caipandouxuanbule，tajuranhaibufuqi！”
“zhenshibuzhisuowei，buzhisihuo，dayanbucan！”
“gunxiaquba，likaiyijie，likaiyuncheng！”
zhongrenruma，zhouyibuli，takanxiangguiguzishuodao：“nishuodedui，yibuzhiyaoqueshishihonggou，danniwozhijianxiangchadequeshibuzhiyibu！”
“yinwei，niwozhijianxiangchadeshitianqian，bukeyuyuedetianqian！”
狂！
太狂了！
yigeyijingshulederen，quehairucichangkuang，kexiaozhiji。
“hahaha……”guiguzidaxiao：“nizhidaonizaishuoshenmema？”
“wozaishuoshenme，woqingchu！”zhouyidemuguangyoukanxiangcaipan：“nixuanbuwoshu，woshuzainali？niruobudong，biangunxiaqu！”
他言裁判，
你若不懂，
便滚下去。
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