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“yuhuang，qingkuangzenmeyang，nijiandaomotianwanglema？”
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第二天一早。
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“什么！？”
chuchendachiyijing，likeguaduanledianhua，chaozheyuntengjituanerqu。
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shuoba，tadakaichouti，conglimianquchuyitaoqingliangdeyifu，rengjibaiyuehan：“chuanshangba！”
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“ganshenme？zheibushihenmingbailema？”
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fanglongbeichuaidekoubixianxuezhiliu，sisidingzhechuchen，nuhuotaotiandao：“xiaozi，siderenshini！nijingranganzaiyuntengjituanlimiandaren，niwanle！”
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baiyuehanganjinshuo：“fangjingli，wo……”
“nidabei。”chuchenquesongsongjiandao。
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“行，你别后悔！”
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dunshi，suoyourendoufeitengle。
weileshoushiduoshaonianmeiyouguodedanganzaiyuntengjituanzongbunaoshidekuangwangzhitu——
赵仓，真的来了！
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