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chenzhongjingzhaixiakouzhao，calecaetoushangdehanshui。
“huixiaoshuai，xiaogongzhuyijingzhuanweiweian，chedihaole！”
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xiaoaotianchenshengwendao：“womenxianzaikeyijinquma？”
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xiaoaotianlanzheliyuxin，dabuliuxingdezoujinshoushushi。
xiaokekeyijiuzaichenshui，meiyousuxingdejixiang，danyiqieshenglijinengdouyihuifuzhengchang，tuolileshengmingweixian，bingqieexingxiaochuanchedibeigenzhihaole！
“keke，wodenver，nizhongyumeishile！”
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lingwushushiliwenfengsangdandeaotiandiandianzhu！
封号战神！
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lvexianxuruodeshengyinzaixiaoaotianerpangxiangqi，rangtahuquyizhen。
“babazai，babazaizheili，babayongyuandouhuipeizainishenbian！”
xiaokekecangbaidelianshang，fuxianchuyimochunzhendexiaorong，neiyishuanghaowurenhezazhideqingcheshuangyan，wanchengleyueyazhuang，“bababuyaolikaikekehaobuhao？”
“好！”
“babayongyuandouhuipeizaikekeshenbianma？”
“是的！”
xiaokekelianshangdexiaorongyufaqiangsheng，kanqilaikaixinwubi，danjiuzaizheishi，queturanwulidebishangshuangyan。
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xiaoaotianzhanshengjihu，shuangshoujingranjiangshoushutaidebianyuanyingshengshengniebian！
“womeishibaba，kekexiangshuijue。”
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suihou，xiaoaotianhuaibaoxiaokeke，heliyuxinchengzuozhanji，laidaojinghaizhanqu。
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“麻烦你了。”
mianduixiaoaotianzheihua，qinwanshanshouchongruojingdelianmangyaotou，“xiaoxianshengnintaikeqile，nengweininzuoshi，shiwoderongxing！”
xiaoaotiandandanyixiao，meiyouduoshuoshenme，ditouningwangzhetangzaichuangshangchenshuidexiaokeke。
jianzhuang，qinwanshanhenyouyansededao：“xiaoxianshengyoushenmeshijinguanfenfu，woxianchuqule。”
“好。”
dengtazouhou，tangzaichuangshangdexiaokeketuranzhengkaishuangyan。
xiaoaotianyileng，“keke，nimeiyoushuizhe？”
“gangcaifeijineimedadeshengyin，kekezenmenengshuizheni？babazhenben。”xiaokekexixiyixiao。
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xiaokeketuletushetou，“kekemeiyouzhuonongbaba，kekeshizaihebabawanni。”
kanzhenverdiaopideyangzi，xiaoaotiandexindouyaohuale，tarenbuzhudao：“keke，nizaijiaojishengbabahaobuhao？”
“baba！”xiaokekehaobuyouyudejiaoleyisheng，jiezhebudengxiaoaotiandaying，youjixujiaodao：“baba，baba……”
“haokeke，guaikeke，nizhenshibabadehaonver！”
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zheiyimuyaoshirangneixieduishoukandao，jueduihuijingdexiabadiaoyidi。
tangtangaotiandiandianzhu，fenghaozhanshen，rangwushushiliweiwenqimingjiusesefadoudejueshicunzai，jingranhuixiaodehetonghaiziyiyang！
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萧可可的爸爸！
zheishi，liyuxinturandao：“aotian，wo……woxianghuijiayitang。”
xiaoaotianyileng，“laopo，haoduanduandeniweishenmehuitichuzheizhongyaoqiu？”
jia，zheigeziyanduixiaoaotianlaishuofeichangmosheng。
jinghaimeiyoutadejia，zhiyouliyuxinhexiaokekezaitashenpangcaishijia。
“wo……woyouxiedanxinba。”liyuxinqiaolianluchuxiexudanyouzhise。
dangniantazhiyiyaojiajixiaoaotian，daozhifuqinlijingchengbeiganchulijialaozhai，zheixienianshenghuoguodefeichangburuyi，zhenggerenyehunhunee，tuisangqilai。
erqiezheicixiaoaotianqianghun，haidashanglelichengyan，rangzhang、liliangjiadiujinlelian，buyongxiang，tadounenggoucaidao，lijianeiqunren，jueduibuhuirangtahezijifuqinhaoguode！
tingliyuxinshuowanxinzhongdedanyou，xiaoaotianweiweizhoulexiameitou，“hao，neiwomenjiuhuijia！”
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……
yucitongshi，lijingchengjia。
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“kebushima，shouqixianzaichou，nijiudeduodajiquan，shuobudingshouqijiuhuihaoqilai。”
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shuozhe，lijingchenglianshangluchuyisiaose。
“youhe，nihaijiwomenzhuangshangle？”liuzhifengbuxieyixiao，“nizaojiubeiganchulijiale，hailijiasanye？nijiushibeilijiaganchulaidesangjiaquaneryi。”
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