zhimingwangwenxieshou“laogui63”delianzaijiazuo《axiangdushi》shininxianxiashiguangdebibeizhixuan,chutianxiangcengjingshiwenlishejidaodelinghunrenwu,chaoshuangqingjiezhuyaojiangshudeshi:dailaobanhanhuqicihuidadao:“dangshiwomeikanchulai,houlaijuedeyoudianbuduijing。”fenqiankeyi,danaxiangshuodehuajiubunenggaosuzheijigerenle,erqiexianzaihaimeiyou……
axiangzouchuwu,bacunshuhelianggemiandiangongrenhanleguolai,bashitoufangzaituocheshang,wangpengzixiadejiqifangxiangzouqu。menwaineixierenkanzheyouyouqieshitoudele,hulayixiaquanweileguolai,zhizheshitouqizuibashetanlunzhe。
cunshuheaxiangmeigerenbaozheyikuaishitou,miandianrendaxiashou,wangjiqishangjingushitou,yihuigongfu,sankuaishitoudoubeifangzaisantaijiqili,axiangwen:“laoban,xianqienakuai?”
“yiqiqieba,fanzhengdaxiaobuyiyang。”shoushoudetanlaobanshuo。
kanmeirenzaishuohua,axianganxialetaneitaijiqidekaiguan。
yishengjuxiang,madakaishihongming。
ershifenzhongzuoyou,yitaijiqi“guangdang”yisheng,tinglexialai。
renqunhulayouweileshanglai,xuezongganjinshuo:“wangwaizhan,bieaishi。”axiangzoudaojiqipang,xiankaigaizideyitiaofeng,zhijiannongliedeyouqicongjiqizhongkaishiwangwaisanfa,zhijianjiweilaobanweizailejiqizhouwei。zheihuiergenbenjiubuzaihuyouqiyoumeiyoudule,yimenxinsijiuxiangqiangxiankandaoshitou。
jiqigaiziquanbudakaihou,jiweilaobanyoubashenziwangqiantanletan,kandaomanshiyouwudejiqicaozilitangzhebankuaihuangsedeshitou,lingbankuaihaizaijiqijiajushang。
“zhangle”。zhitingaxiangqingshengshuo。
jigelaobanmianluxise,tamenyekanchulaile。
zhijianneibankuaishitoudeqiemianshangfenchenglianggebufen,waicengfeichanghou,zuyoujinerlimizuoyou,keliganhenqiang,ranhouzhujiankaishibiandexiniqilai,zhongjianhaiyouyitiaoyizhikuanlvsedesedai。
axiangbaliangkuaishitounalexialai,xiganjingyouwu,baizaijiqipangbianzhuozishang,jigelaobanhexuezongweizheshitouzixikanqilai,waibianshiyiduikanrenaode。
“pitaihoule,roushaole。”chenpangzishuo。
“huadinuobingzhong,daisedai,yitiaozhuozishiwanqile,huotouyinggaiguosanshiwanle。”xuezongyeyoudianxingfen。
daigekankantanzongshuo:wubeiyoule?tanzongshuo:chabuduoba。
weiguanderenkaishiguzao,naozheyaohongbao,zheishidushixingdeguiju,kaidazhangshiyaojixianchangderenfahongbao,dangranhongbaoyouduoyoushao。
xuezonghandao:“zhuweibieji,haiyouliangkuai,qiewanyiqilai,jintianyunqihao。”
zhengshuozhe,lingyitaijiqijiaranerzhi,axiangzouleguoqu,fangfangyouqi,dakailejiqigaizi。
“啊~~~”
“这是什么,”
“怎么会这样!”
jigeweiguandelaobanqizuibashehanlechulai。
zhijianqiekaineimian,waicengpiqiaoshiheisede,limianshibairou,rouzhihaigouxini,danmanshizonghengjiaocuodeliewen,youxieliewenlitouhaidaiyouheise,yuanlaiwaipishangdelvsejinqubudaobanlimi,huilvhuilvde,jiushizheiyang,yebeiliewengedesuichenglezhazha。
“帝王裂啊。”
“这石头玩人哪。”
jigelaobandayandengxiaoyan,zaiwuli,shitoutamenyedoukanle,suiranbutaikanhao,danjuemeixiangdaoshizheigejieguo。
“kuadaodile。”zhangxijusangdishuo,suiranbuchaqian,danzheiyetaidajixinxinle。
xianchangyipianjijing,meirenshuohua。
axianghaishiguiguijujudibashitouxielexialai,qingxiganjinghoufangdaolezhuozishang。
xuezonglianshangyechouchou,kerenqiekuale,duitademingshengyeyouhendayingxiang,shuomingtatiaoshitouyanguangyouwenti。
nianjizuidadedailaobanshuo:“bieji,zanmenhaiyouyikuai,dengdengzaishuo。”
zaidengzhezuihouyikuaideshijianli,jigelaobandouchenmozhe,meirenshuohua,xianchangzhiyouwengwengdemadasheng,yipangkanrenaoderenyekaishidanxinzijidehongbaole。
youguoleyihui,zhiting“guangdang”yisheng,neizuihouyikuaishitouyeqiewanle,axiangdakaijiqigaizi,zhijianqiemianshangmanshianlvse。
“shiyouqing,danzhonghao,”xuezongdao。
maizheikuaishitoudezhangxibuguqiemianshangmanshiyouwu,nazheshoudianjiuzhaoshangqu,shoudiantongbianshangsanchudeyuguangzuyousanlimizhang,guangxianxinirouhe,fanshezhenongyudelvse,kanqilaifeichangshufu。
“made,shencailiandanyijibang,quezhangzaiheirenshenshangle。”chenpangzishuo。
shoushoudetanzongdao:“zhangdeyouxian,zheidongxizuobaijian,xiangdangqihuole。”
“zheizhonglaoyouqingxianzaizhendehenshaojianle”。nianjizuidadedaigeyeshuo。
qitarenyefenfenbiaodazijideyijian。
youqingzhongshuyufeicuipinzhilizhiliangbijiaochade,yanseanlvfahui,yibanzhishihediaokedaxingdebaijian,zuoxiaodeshipindangcibugou,danzheigezhonghenlao,diaokechulaixiaoguoyinggaihenhao。
xuezongzhangchuyikouqi,zheikuaizuidadeyaoshiyekuadiaole,zheijigekehuyexujiuzaibuhuihuitoule。
zhuanshenduiaxiangheacunshuodao:bashitounadaowuliquba。
zheishi,nianjizuidadedailaobancongshoubaolinachuyidieqian,shuodao:“jianzheyoufen,meirenyibai。”suihoukaishijigongrenhekanrenaodefahongbao。
zhanglaobanhetanlaobansuizhexuezonghuidaoyilouwuli,xuezongzuozaichataiqiankaishiqicha,chenpangzisuihoujinlai,gaoshengjiaodao:“zheiwanyijiushi**,bidapaiqiangduole,yiqieliangdengyan。”
zhangxikanzhepangzimeihaoqideshuodao:“nixiaohuawo?”
chenpangzilianmangshuo:“bushibushi,shinijintianshouqibutaishun,zaishuowobushiyecanleyiguma,zanmenmingtianjiezhelai,baoguandazhang。”
fawanhongbaodedailaobantuimenjinlai,chongzhexuezongshuo:“bashitoujieleba,kankannengchujitiaozhuozi。
shoushoudetanzongyehengaoxing,bijingzijizheikuaiqiegedazhang,huitouwenjigeren:“yaobuzaibazheiliangkuaiqieleba。”
dailaobanshuo:“jianhaojiushouba。”
nianqingdezhangxikuijinjishiwan,youdianbuganxindeduixuezongshuo:“laoxue,gangcaineikuaikuadaodile,zheiliangkuailiwozaitiaoyikuai,nijigechengbenjia,wozhunbeizaiqieyikuai。”
xuezongshuo:“meiwenti,neikuaishitouwomendoukanzouyanle,zheiliangkuaibuzhengqian,ninxuanyikuaiba。”
zhangxinaqishoudianjiugentanzongkaishiyanjiuqishitoulaile,qitajigerenyouyidawuyidadexianliao。
axiangmeichuqu,tayezouguolaikanzhezheiliangkuaishitou,yikuaiheiwusha,yikuaihuangbaipiqiao,heiwushayou20duogongjin,piqiaohenjinshi,shalihenxiao,yehenjunyun,youyitiaoliangzhikuandesedairaoledabanquan,dadengkanzhelvsefeichangyang,shuiyouerfen,“zheishitoumaixiangtaihaole。”axianganandao,tasuishouzaisedaizhouweimosuozhepiqiaoshangdeshali。
lingyikuaishihuangbaipiliao,fangfangzhengzhengde,zhiyouliugongjinduoyidian,zhenggeshitoudoushibaisepianhuangdexishali,shaligegetingli,shitousizhouyoujigelvsonghua。
suoweisonghua,shidushidexinghua,zhideshifeicuiyuanshipiqiaowaibianlvsedeshali,
zheizhongshaliyougezhongfenbuxingtai,dianzhuang,pianzhuangde,xianzhuangde,zheishiyanjiufeicuineibuyoumeiyousedezhongyaobiaoxian。
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