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小说简介

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精彩章节

【shuangnanzhu】woshigeomega，banlvqueshigedingjialpha。menbudanghubudui，

zheichanghunyinbenjiushifubeideenqingjiaoyi。benxiangdishanglihunxieyishuyizoulezhi，

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douluochushijiduozhanggaoqingzhaopian。wosuiyitiaoleyizhang，huisuoli，guangxianaimei，shenghuaicetou，

mianrongjiaohaodenanshengqinmidilouzheta。zhaopianzhuapaidejiaodujihao，

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【tabuaini】shijiazailimiandezhitiao，zijijuanxiu，henhaokan。wodezhijianwuyishidimosuo。meiyoufennu，

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2xiangqidiyicijianshenghuai，haishixiaoxue，taxianggepiaoliangdeciwawayiyangbeilaoshilingjinlelai。

shunjianxiyinzhulesuoyourendemuguang。woyeyiyang。“nijiushishenyan？woyeyeshuoyihouyaowoheniwan，

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”neixieqieyubingbuxiangliang，danshizongnengjingzhundibeiwotingjian。ershenghuai，congbujieshi，congbuweihu，

shenzhishenyiweiran。yizhangzhangzhaopian，yicicideyebuguisu，jiangwochentuoderutongxiaohua。

3wotunxiazuoshouwumingzhishangdesuquanjiezhi。lakaichouti，quchukongbaidelihunxieyi，zhuzizhujuditianxie。

jiusuanmeiyoujintianzheichuxi。woyequeshidekaolvkaolvzheisanniandehunyinjiwodailaileshenmehaochu。

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youxieyiwai。“haimeishui？”tatuoxiawaitao，suikouwen。wotaiyan，muguangpingjingdiluozaishenghuailianshang。meihuida，

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shenghuaibukesiyidilengzhu。yibajiangxieyichouchulai，shixianfeikuaidisaoguoneixietiaokuan。“shenyan，nishenmeyisi！

”wochuimou，meiyouyisibolan，zhuanshenyuzou。“womendaociweizhiba，fangguowo，yefangguoni。

”4shenghuaishenchushouzhuaizhuwo，daizhechaofeng：“shenyan，nipabushiyouxinhuanle，xiangshuaidiaowo！

”wohuanhuanchouchushou，zhijiejileshenghuailiangbazhang：“shuaini，woxianzaikannidouxianzang，

yiqianwozhenshixialeyankanshangni，gunhuiquhenidexiaoqingrenxiaosaquba！”shenghuaihoutuiyibu，wuzhelian，

henshiweiqu：“nigangcaineihuashenmeyisi，xihuanwo，haiyou，wonalaidexiaoqingren？”wotaishou，

haobuliuqingdiyoushanletajibazhang：“xieyinijinkuaiqianzi，wobanchuqu。”wozaiye，yikeyebuxiang，

hezheigerangwojuedewubiexinderen，daizaitongyigekongjian。wolinzhejiandandexinglichumen，

zouguofenchakouhaimeizhuanwan。yiliangxiantiaoxiaozhangdelianghongsepaochejingzhundichatingzaiwoshence。5chechuangjiangxia，

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woyidiandoubuxianglihui，wohetagaozhongdeshihoujiuhuxiangkanbushunyan。tingshuotasixialiyanjiudoulai，

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nizheishibeiduixianglengluo，ganchulailea，guaikeliande，yaobuyaojianggegeshouliushouliuni。“wojiaobuweiting，

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shenjiaoshou？”wosuijitingxiajiaobu。jiangzhexuyixi，yiweiwoyaofuruan。wozhuanguoshen，mianduita，

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jiangzhexumeishengqi，yijiushixipixiaoliande，yibajiangjiazaibiliangshangdemojingtuidaotouding。**dewanyi，

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shitupingjieshengaodeyoushidailaiyapogan：”shenjiaoshoujintianhuoqitingdaa，haodainishishenghuaideduixiang，

suhuashuodehao，pengyouqi，bukeqi，sishewuru，zanliangyesuanshiyouyituideguanxile。

”wohuodonglexiagangcaiyinweidarenshuzhankaidejianbang，taishoupapayoushiliangbazhang，qingcuixiangliang。sheizhi。

jiangzhexubujinmeiyoushengqi，fanerxiangshibeidakaileshenmeqiguaidekaiguan，zhudongjianglingyibianlianyecouleshanglai。

“dawoninengxiaoqidehua，zenmedadouxing，jixu，zheibianyelaijiuxia，duichengdian。

”wojianzhiyaobeitade**jingdehoutuijibu：“niyoumeiyoulianchixin？”jiangzhexupiantoudalejixingzi，

suishoujianglianglejimiaodeshoujishuaidaohouzuoshang，ranhou，zhengzhongyaotou，yuqitanran：“meiyou。

”……mianduizheizhongyouyanbujin，ruanyingbuchidegundaorou，jianzhixiangshiyiquandazaimianhuashang。7cike。

shenghuaizhengmangzheguyingzilianzaifaxiaoqunlixunqiubangzhu。【woyougepengyou，taduixiangxianzaidebaiyueguanghuilaile，

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xianzaizenmeban！jijiji！！！】shuidejiushixiongdilaopo：liba，

xiayigegengguaichunqingnandaxiaonaigou：neitaihaole！

chehui）chunqingnandaxiaonaigou：neizhendetairangrenshangxinlexxjiancaipifawangzong：@laopodarentianxiadiyihaokan，

youshijianchoukongkankannaoke，guashenqingchendehaoshuobudingjinidazhe。renxintailiang，rukoujihua：keyi，

wozuixihuanshenghuaizheizhonghaogoutongdele，danaopicenghenguanghua。laopodarentianxiadiyihaokan：danshiwo，bushi，

wopengyoutaduixiangshengqishuoyizhixihuanwoneigepengyoushishenmeyisi？chunqingnandaxiaonaigou：shengge，yidingshihuanting，

huantingxxjiancaipifawangzong：xixishuiba，menglishadouyourenxintailiang，

rukoujihua：……mingtianbuyonglaiguahaole，zhijielaqusanyuanmailesuanle。8jiangzhexurouleroulianjia，

meixinmeifei：“shenjiaoshou，qixiaolemei，yaobu，shanglianheyibei，woqingke。”kanzhejiangzhexuzheibanyangzi，

yigeeliedeniantouzhouranshengqi。wochunjiaodaixiao，chaojiangzhexugoulegoushou，tacouguolai。

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limianqingxidiyingchuwodelian。wotaiqilingyizhishou，

buqingbuzhongdipailepaijiangzhexucelianhaiweibeiwanquanxiaotuidehonghen。dongzuoqingtiaodexiangshizaidounongyizhihabagou。

“yibeijiu，jiang～ge～ge，jiudasuanzhipeizhei？”jiangzhexuhoujiegundong，ergenfanhong。chentalengshen，

wolisuojiangzaitatoufashangdemojingchexialai，jiazaizijidebiliangshang。ranhoutaijiao，

haobukeqidijiangrenchuaixiangfujiashideweizhi。9jiangzhexuliangqiangleyixia，meifankang，guaiguaidizuanjinlefujiashi。

wolakaijiashizuodechemen，zuoleshangqu。dianhuo，yinqing。paocherulixianzhijianbancuanlechuqu。

wowushijiangzhexudejinghu，fangxiangpanmengda，zaijinhuzhijiaodelukou，fachucierdemocasheng。yicicijiasu，

biandao，shuaiwei。yefenghuxiaoerru，chuiluanletoufa。ranhou，cheshenyijiqidiaozuandejiaodushuaiweipiaoyi，

wenwenditingzailejiubamenkou。chegangtingwen，jiangzhexulimaliangqiangzhechongdaolubian，fuzheludengganganouqilai。

**zaicheshenshang，zhaixiamojing，zhijiangouzhejingtuiqingqinghuangyou，jugaolinxiadikanzhetalangbeidemoyang，

chixiaoyisheng。“zenme，jianggegezheishihuaile？fanyingtingdadea。”jiangzhexudengwoyiyan，chongmanyuannian，

jinjiezheyouganouqilai：“shenyan，suannihen。”wotiaomei，mantiaosilidijiangmojingzhediehao，

saijintaxizhuangwaitaodekoudaili，shunshoupailepai。“zhidaojiuhao，

neijiubieyitiantianxianzhemeishiganzaiwomianqianhuangyou，gengbiedaihuaishenghuai，zhaopianshinijideba，youzhi！

”jiangzhexumianqiangchechuxiao，yijiusixingbugai：“wobushi，cujinnimenjiatingmaodun，e，bu，

kaoyannimenganqingjianzhenduma。”wobenlaibeineiduiaimeizhaopianqihunletou，danshilengjingxialaizhihou，zixixiangxiang。

shenghuaimeineigenaozi，gengmeineigedanzi。tacongxiaobeichonghuaile，yaoshenmeyoushenme，gaobugaoxingdouxiezailianshang，

yaoshizhenwaimianyouren，kongpazaojiunaoderenjinjiezhi。zhaopianpaishedejiaoduhenqiaomiao，nengdaizaishenghuaishenbian，

youshibijiaoxinrenderen。fanweijiusuoxiaolehenduo。gangcaizhishizhayixia，

meixiangdaojiangzhexuzheimeshuangkuaidijiuchengrenle。jianzhiweikongtianxiabuluan。zhengxiangzaishanjibazhangchuchuqi。

10jiubazouchulaijigechuanzheshishang，

ranzhehongmaolvmaodexiaonianqingmenxiaoxixidituisangzheqizhongdeyigeomega。

tuziyiyanghaixiudeomegabuzijuedishifangzhexinxisu，chaowozoulaipaolegeshengsemeiyan：“nei，neige，

shuai～ge~zenmeyigeren？”haimeikaikou，jiangzhexujiushangqianyibu，shoubeiziranerrandichuanguowodebeiwan，

kaozaiwoshenshang。taiyan，yitumingxiandixuanshi**：“nixia，wozheimedagerennikanbujian？