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第6章

“dida......dida......dida......”

zhongdufulandeshoubei,hunzhuodewushuiyuhesezhanyehunhezaiyiqi,diluozaiganjingzhengjiededibanshang。

echoudefulanweidaoxunsuzaizhenggeketingmiman。

sangyuyidongbudong,yanjingzhigougoudingzhedianshijilimian,zhengyaopachulaidewutounanshi。

tadeshuangshouzhijiayijingtuoluo,waiwainiuniudizhanzaizhigudefuroushang,anhesedexueshunzhezhigujiandiluo,zaidibanshangzhankaiyiduoduosanfafuchoudexiaoxuehua。

“死——”

“去死——”

siyanantingdeshengyincongdianshilifachu,pingmulidejizhewuguanbiandezhengningniuqu。

turan,yinhongcimudexuecongtakongdongdongdeyankulongliliudaolianshang,tadelianshangkaishikuaisufulan,mimimamadebaisequchongzaitalianshangrudong。

ernanjizheyijiuwozhehuatong,shengyinjixuxiangqi......

“死——”

“xiayigejiushini——”

sangyudemeitoujinzhou,yanchouzhewutounanshideshentikuaiyaoquanbupachudianshi,tadeshenseyeyufadejinzhang。

【zheigexinrenshibushiheshalea!ganjinpaolua】

【cao,wodoukanjile,guiwudouyaocongdianshijilipachulaile,tahaishazhanzhebudong,shizhunbeisongsima】

【厌蠢症犯了】

【zheishiwojianguoyoushiyilaizuichundexinren】

【duliangbaolatiao,zheigexinrenmashanglinghefan】

cishi,zhibojiandeguanzhongduisangyudebiaoxianhenbumanyi,danmuqumamalielie。

erzheishi,wutounanshideshitiyijingwanquancongdianshijilipalechulai。

tabojingduanliechudeshangkourudongzhehualiuliudeheiseshuizhi,bansuizhetapaxingdedongzuo,youjitiaoshuizhidiaoluozaidibanshangniudongzhefeishuodeshenzi。

【pangbaobao,pangbaobao,haoduopangbaobaoa,woyue......】

【meiyangongnengyijingdakai,jieguohouzhihoujue,zheishiyijumeiyoutoudeshiti】

【zheijushititaiexinle,gezhepingmuyijingtuchugeyefan】

suiranyijingjianguanlezheizhonghuamian,danzhibojianguanzhonghaishiexinbuyi。

sangyukanzhedishangpazhedewutounanshi,tajiuxiangyitiaoshuodadequ,zaidibanshangliuxiachumujingxindexuehen。

“dibanbeinongzangle,denggegehuilai,tayidinghuishengqiba!”

sangyuqingchedemouzishanguoyisiaonao,erzheishiwutounanshiyijingyuelaiyuejiejinta,zhichazhichi,neizhifulandeshoujiuhuichupengdaosangyudetui。

zhibojiandeguanzhongpingzhuhuxi,jiudangzhongrenyiweisangyuzaijienantaoshi......

sangyuyigeceshen,duokaineizhixueshou,ranhoukuaibuzouxianggongjujian,nachuyitiaotuobasaijinlewutounanshideshouli。

“dibanshinigaozangde,suoyiniyaofuzebadibantuoganjing。”sangyuwubirenzhendishuodao。

无头男尸:???

直播间观众:???

sheiyemeixiangdao,zhibohuafengtubian。

【jiarenmen,woyoudianmengle】

【bieshuonimengle,neigemeiyoutoudeguiwuyemengle】

【xinxinkukucongdianshijilimianpachulai,jieguoquebeiyaoqiubaweishenggaoganjing......】

【噗,有亿点好笑】

【zheigexinrendaodishizhenshahaishijiashaa?】

wutounanshifanyingguolaizhihou,zhijiebashoulidetuobadiuzaidishang。

tadeshentiyaoyaohuanghuangdicongdibanshangzhanqilai,fulanderoukuaixixisusuwangxiadiao。

地板......

更脏了!

sangyudeyanshenzhouranlenglexialai。

wutounanshichaozhesangyubijin,taxiongkouchuyongjiandaohuachulaideguiyituansanfazheguiyidehongguang。

yucitongshi,dixiashidemenzaicimengranxiangqipaidasheng。

“peng——peng——peng——”

“放我们出去——”

“kuaifangwomenchuqu——”

声音尖锐刺耳。

wutounanshideshentidunledun,sihuduidixiashineiduifuqideshengyinhenmingan。

danxiayike,tafulandeshentichaozhesangyupuguoqu。

sangyushentiweiweiyice,zhijieduokaiwutounanshidexiji。

“suirankanzheheren,danqishimeishenmeteshudenengli。”sangyuziguzidao。

wutounanshiliangliangqiangqiang,meiyounaodaidetaxingdongbenzhuo,kanqilaiyoujifenhuaji。

突然......

yituantuanheiqicongwutounanshideshentishangmaochulai,neixieheiqiningjuchengyizhijudadeheishou,mengdizhuazhusangyu。

“zhua......zhuazhu......nile......”

dianshijili,mianmuquanfeidenanjizhezuijiaoluchuguiyidexiaorong。

【啊,新人死定了】

【suiranzheigexinrenchunchunde,danhaishizhutayiluzouhao】

【xinrenzheimepiaoliang,siletingkexi】

【zhangdehaokanyoupiyong,woningyuanyongmeimaoduohuandianzhishang】

【tongchangshuozheizhonghuaderen,meimaogenzhishangdoumeiyou】

【......】

sangyuganjuedaobinglengcigudehanyiruqintadeshenti,tadelianseyishunjiancangbai。

judadeshufuganlingtayuelaiyuezhixi,mimimamadetengtongzaishentilimanyan。

neizhiheiseguishoubuduanshouli,sangyuzhijuedehunshenshangxiadegutoukuaiyaobeinianyachengsuizha。

然而......

jiuzaiguishouchupengdaosangyudelinghunshi,heisedeguishoumengdizhandou。

“zenmebujixuleni?”

sangyuwaizhenaodai,zuijiaoweiweiqiaoqiyisiguiyidehudu。

heiqiningjiechengdeguishoudourankuisan,xiaoshidewuyingwuzong。

dianshijili,neigejizhefachuyishengjianruidecanjiao,zuihoupingmuyihei,suoyoudehuamianquanbuxiaoshi。

ketingli,zhishengxiasangyuyuwutounanshi。

dixiashidepaimenshengyegenzhejiaranerzhi。

“badibangaoganjing,burandehua......”

sangyumeiyoubahuashuowan,zhishizuijiaotiaoqiyimosenlengdexiao。

zhibojiandeguanzhongkandaoneijuwutounanshidalegeduosuo,sihuhenhaipasangyu。

zheiyimu,lingzhibojianguanzhongshayanle!

【daodifashengleshenmeshi?guishouzenmeturanxiaoshile?erqiezheigeguiwusihuhenhaipaxinren】

【yanzhonghuaiyixinrenshenshangyouwaigua】

【nandaoshixinrenmaileshenmefangshendaoju?】

【bukeneng,tadiyicizhibo,naliyouqianmaidaoju?】

【kao,nimenkuaikan,zheigeguiwuhaizhendenazhetuobaqutuodile。】

zhibojiandeguanzhongmenshayanle,tamenjingrankandaoyizhiguiwuzairenzhentuodi。

zheihuamian,bikandaoguiwuchirenhaiyaojingsong!

ersangyuzuozaishafashangqiaozheerlangtui,talanlansansandidalegehaqian,ranhouzhihuizhewutounanshibadibanquanbutuoganjing。

guanzhongmenyijingcongzhenjingdaomamu!

haibieshuo,zheiguiwubadibantuodekezhenganjing!

【youdiantongqingzheigeguiwushizenmehuishi?】

【silehaiyaobeinuyi,haokeliandeyizhigui】

【huogai,sheirangtahaohaodeguibudang,paodaorenjialiheren】

【zheigexinren......youdianxiemen!】

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