《babamajielaibieshuxiangfuhou，wohetamenduanjueguanxile》xiaoshuoyouzuozhewenwusuoxie，qingjiebolanqifu，xijiemiaoxiedeweimiaoweixiao，xiaoshuodezhurengongshizhaoyouyouyangbuzhanggujia，jiangshule：ninkuaichangchanghebuheweikou！”“yaoshiheweikoudehua，ninnengbunengjiukanzaisuancaiyudefenshang，bujijiaojintiandeshi？”shuozhe，tayiluxiaopao，daochufangnalaiyitaocan……
第一章
jiaqianjindeshenfenbeijiechuanhou，xiangxiadeqinshengfumukuzhechaozheyaojianwo。
yinweiwodegongzuoxingzhiteshu，henshaojiechuwaijie，suoyilingdaozhijiepijiwoyitaodudongbieshurangwoxiujia，shunbianbatamenjieguolaixiangfu。
kegangjinbieshu，wojiubeiyanqiandejingxiangheleyitiao。
menshangchuanghushangdaochudoutiemanlexianyandexizi，chuangshangliyehuanchengledahongsedechuangdanbeitao，shangmiansamanlehongzaoguiyuanhehuasheng，qiangshangguamanleyingerhuabao。
wozhouzhemeichediaowuzilidehongsezhuangshi。
danweilirenrendouzhidaowoshidanshenzhuyi，buzhifangziderenzenmehuifanzheizhongdijicuowu？
zhengzhunbeidadianhuawenwen，yizhishoupaidiaowodeshouji。
“sheirangnidonglaonianghunfangde？”
worenchulezheizhangnuqichongchongdelian，shirenqinshineizhangquanjiafushangdebiaomei。
woyiweitawuhuileshenme，tixingta。
“zheishiwodefangzi，shenmeshihouchenglenidehunfangle？”
talengxiaoyisheng，taidujiqixiaozhang。
“shenmenide？niyoushenmezigezhuzheimedadefangzi？wogaosuni，dayiyijingbazheitaofangzisongjiwole！”
“yibanianjilehaimeiyounanrenyao，wohaimeixiannihuiqi！zaiganyongnidezangshoupengyixiawodedongxi，worangnichibuledouzhezou！”
我当场气笑了。
dangleershijiniandezhongdianbaohuduixiang，wohaizhenmeijianshiguo，sheinengrangwochibuledouzhezou？
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ruzhibaomidanweishinianyilai，zheihaishidanweidiyicishedefangwoxiujia。
yanqianzheidongbieshugengshijingguoshijicengbaobei，huafeiledabanniancaizhuangxiuhaode，zhuanmengongjiwoxiujiadefangzi。
kuangqie，guohuierlingdaomenhaiyaolaijialichiwanfan，shunbianrenshiyixiawoqinshengfumu。
yaoshibeitamenkandao，danweijiwodebieshubeiwairenzhuangchenglehunfang。
buzhidaobiaomeinengbunengchengshouzhulaizishangweilingdaodenuhuo？
jianwobukaikou，biaomeizhaoyouyouchaowofanlegebaiyan。
“jiadejiushijiade，zhenshishangbuletaimian。jiajiajiezaideshihou，woyaoshenmetajiujiwoshenme！guaibudenishijiade，renjiashizhendeni，zheigejuzhenshichadeduo！”
“yebuzhidaoshiyongshenmeshouduangaodaozheimedabieshude？yibanianjileyebujiehun，wokannijiushigemeirenyaodesaobaxing！nimashuole，saobaxingbupeizhuzheimehaodefangzi，suoyizheifangzizhinengliujiwojiehunyong！”
takouzhongdejiajiajieshihewotongyitianbeibaocuodezhenqianjin，bangeyueqiancaibeishoufugujialinghuiqurenzuguizong。
wolandedegentaduofeikoushe。
shenhuyikouqi，botongleqinshengmuqindedianhua。
“ma，zhaoyouyoushuowodefangziyaorangjitazuohunfang？zheidaodizenmehuishi？”
dianhuaneitoumianmingxianyileng，tingdunlejimiaohoukaikou。
“shenmenidefangzi？doushiyijiaren，zenmejiushiniyigerendefangzile？”
zheihuarangwodehuoqicengyixiashanglaile。
tingzheihuadeyisi，shixiangqiangxingbazhanwodedongxile？
zheicaigangrenqinbangeyue，zhenshigoubuyaoliande！
我冷冷开口。
“ma，nilaohutule？wogaosuguonide，zheitaofangzishidanweifenjiwode，bunengrangwairenzhujinlai，gengbieshuorangjitadanghunfangle，zheishijueduibukenengde。”
womazaidianhuaneitouyixiazijile。
“gunian，niyangfumushizenmejiaonide？baniyangdezheimezisi！biegenwocheneixiemeiyongde，zheitaofangziwohaijiuzuozhusongjinibiaomeile！”
shuowanjiuzhijieguaduanledianhua。
kanjianwotieqingdelianse，zhaoyouyouchixiaoyisheng。
“zhenshizitaomeiqu，nihaizhenyiweidayihuipianxiangnia？”
“dayishuole，buzhizheitaofangzi，haiyounidechehecunkuan，doudejiwo。baijigujiadangneimeduoniannver，zheishiniqianwomende，qianzhaihaiqian，tianjingdiyi！”
tayilianxianqidishangxiadaliangwo。
“nibeiganchugujiahouguodeyetaicanleba，zheishenyifuyoushicongnageditanshangtaolaideershouhuo？wojinggaoni，ganjinbanipohuaidezhuangshiquanbujiwohuifuyuanyang，burandenghuidayihuilaile，kantazenmeshoushini！”
wotiaoletiaomei，bashoushangdexizirouchengyituanrengjinlelajitong。
“nidayishuoshenmedougenwomeiguanxi，zheishiwodefangzi！banizheixietulebajidezhuangshipinjiwonazou，kanzhejiufan！”
赵优优气得直跺脚。
“nishuosheituni？laoshengnv！saobaxing！jintianwojiubangdayihaohaoguanguanni！”
tachaoqiyipangzhengzairanshaodehongselazhuwangwoshenshangza。
wolaibujiduobi，zhuoshaodelayepozaiwodelianshangheshoushang，henkuaitangqilechengpiandeshuipao。
“tangsinigexiao**！kannihaiganbuganjiyuwodedongxi？”
juliedetengtongxijuanerlai。
tachongwoliantidaichuai，genyitiaofenggoumeishenmequbie！
wosichuduoshan，chenluanmochukoudaidedianhua。
“jingweishima？kuailairen，wojialailegefengzi！”
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zheitaobieshuweiyubaomidanweideguanxiafanchou，ziranyeyoujingweishikanshou。
xiujiazhiqian，lingdaoteyizhufuwo。
“xiaogu，jingweishi24xiaoshijinihouzheni！liruhuandengpao、bandongxizheizhongshiqing，zannengbushenshoujiubushenshou，nideshoukeshiyaoliujikexueshiyande！”
wopingshizuipamafanbieren，suoyigangcaiyizhirenzhemeiyoudadianhua。
kexianzaichangmianshizaitaifengkuangle。
yanqianzhaoyouyouhaoxiangyouchubuwandeqi，zaiketinglifengkuangzadongxi。
zihuabeitayongxiaodaohualan，ciqibeitazadefensui，mingguidehuazhongbeitayongkaishuihuohuotangsi......
wolengyankanzhe，momozaixindijizheixiedongxigujia。
zheikedoushigongjiadedongxi，jiazhi9weishu，goutadunyibeizile。
qiaomenshengxiangqi，woganjinpaoqukaimen。
“jiushizheigenvren，kuaibatanongzou！”
huahaimeishuowan，woyanqianyihei，erbianchuanlaiqingcuidexiangsheng，toubushoukongzhididaoxiangyibian。
“nidanzitaidale！juranganjiaorenduinibiaomeidongshou？”
womianqiangwenzhushenxing，bukesiyidekanzhelairen。
“zenmeshini？womingmingjiaolejingweishiderenlai......”
womajinjinzhuaizhewodegebobawowangketinglituo。
shenhougenlewuyangyangyidaqunmoshengren。
shijigenannvlaoshaojijizhazhazoudaoshafashangzuoxia，gegekanxiangwodeyanshendoudaizhebuxiehebishi，haobukeqidimanwuzhuan。
woyishidao，zheiduobanshibamaconglaojiadailaideqinqi。
womajianruidesangyinzaicicongtoudingchuanlai。
“jingweishiderenbeiwoqingzoule，jiachoubukewaiyang，jiunideneidianposhi，chuanchuquwodoudiusirenle！”
woqiangyaxiaxinlidenuhuo。
“ma，wobushizaidianhualigaosuguonilema？zheishidanweianpaidezhuchu，zhujinlaiderendouyaozoushenpide，nituranjiaozheimeduowairenlai，shibuheguijude。”
wobalenghengyisheng，kanxiangwodemuguangwanquanxiangshikanyigemoshengren。
“manzuihuanghua！nibiaomeidouzaiwangshangchaguole，womenshijiashu，zhuzheilitianjingdiyi。laozizijidejia，xiangjiaosheilaijiujiaosheilai！”
biaomeizuozaiwomashenbian，yilianweiqu。
“dayi，niannianjieshuole，zheifangzishitazijiyigerende，rangwobuyaochixinwangxiang。tahaimawoshixiao**，rangwogunchutajia。”
womanushiwo，fanshoujiujilewoyibazhang。
“chusheng！jinibiaomeidaoqian！haiyou，ganjinbafangziguohujinibiaomei，tamashangjiuyaojiajiheshijituandezongjinglile，nixianzairetabugaoxing，shixianghaisinibanimama？”
zheiyibazhangrangwodezuijiaoshenchulexueji。
xinlirutongbeiyibabingrencichuan，chegudetong。
“mingtiannishoushidongxigenwohuilaojia！houtianjiujiajiwangmazi，tajidecailiganghaogounibiaomeibazheilizhongxinzhuangxiuyibian。”
xiaohua，tapingshenmejiwoanpaihunshi？
jiusuanyaojiehun，wodejiehunduixiangyeyaojingguoshangfangdecengcengshaixuan。
genghekuangwohaishidanshenzhuyi。
shuowan，tazhuanxiangbiaomei，roushengdao。
“guaiguai，nixihuanshenmefenggejiuzhuangshenmefengge，biepahuaqian。nibiaojiedecunkuannijinguanyong，bugouzaigendayishuo，worangtaqujie。”
wobuganxiangxinzijideerduo。
“ma，wocaishiniqinnver，womencaixiangrenbangeyuedeshijiana！zheishidanweifenjiwodefangzi！”
我妈冷笑一声。
“bieyiweiwobuzhidao，gujiazaojiuhenihuaqingjiexianle，nixianzaibuguoshiyigexiaoxiaodegongwuyuan，hainengyoushenmedabenshi？niyejiuzhizheitaofangzile。”
“zheimehaodefangzijinizhuyeshilangfei，haiburujinibiaomeichongdanghunqiancaichan。dengtashunlijiadaoheshi，wohenibadexiabanbeizijiuyouzhiwangle！”
tachongzhebiaomeicixiangyixiao。
“congqiansuanmingdejiushuo，womenyouyoushigefenghuangmingge，yihoukebunengwangledayiheyifua！”
表妹笑着点点头。
he，yuanlaishizheiyang......
woshijiaqianjinmeicuo，keyangfumushiworuzhenbao，shenmeshihouhewohuaqingjiexianle？
yuanlaitamenyiweiwobeigujiapaoqi，meiyouliyongjiazhile，suoyipobujidaidibawojiachuqu，jiushiweilejibiaomeihuanyigegenghaodeqiantu。
jiruci，wopianburangnimenruyuan！
wocaquzuijiaodexueji，baobeilengxiao。
“我偏不。”
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我妈紧紧皱着眉头。
“fanlenile？ganjinqubafangbennachulai，mingtian......bu，xianzaijiuquguohu！”
我一脸为难。
“womeiyoufangben。lingdaozhishianpailezheitaofangzijiwozanzhu。zheibushiwodefangzi，zheishigongjiadefangzi。”
xiangfeifazhanyougongjiacaichan？
tamenshiyouduoxiangchilaofan？
tingdaowoshuodehua，biaomeidelianseshunjianbiandeshabai，jidekuaikuchulaile。
“neizenmeban？rangtazhidaowoshinongcunlaide，qibushirangtajialirenkanbuqiwo？”
womaxianglexiang，taitouduiwoxialesimingling。
“yihuilingdaolaijialichifan，nihaohaoqiuqiurenjia。napashiguixialaijilingdaoketoudouxing。guanxidaonibiaomeidezhongshendashi，kebunenghanhu！”
我爸赶紧添上一句。
“fangziyoule，cheyebunengshao！womenyebunanweini，jiuyaoneiliangchetouyougexiaojinrendejiuxing！”
劳斯莱斯？
他们可真敢想！
biaomeiyilianchunfengdediandiantou。
我摇摇头。
“我可没钱。”
我爸拍桌而起。
“meiqianjiuqudaikuan！niyigegongwuyuan，xinyongkendinghao，xiandaigejibaiwanchulairangnidieniangguobayin。fanzhengnishitiefanwan，manmanhaibujiuxingle？”
zhenshidadeyishouhaosuanpan！
jianwoyilianbufu，biaomeipazaiwomaerbiangonghuo。
“dayi，fanzhengyihuierlingdaoyaolaigennimenchiwanfan。bururangniannianjiezhijiezaiyuanziliyingjietamenba！zheiyangcainengbiaoxianchuzanmendechengyi！”
我妈赞同地点点头。
我却慌了。
xianzaizhongwushierdian，zhengshitaiyangduladeshihou，waimianxianzaizuzuyoujiangjin40dudegaowen。
wozuipare，rangwozaitaiyangdixiazuzuzhanliugexiaoshi，bushiyaolewodemingma？
我大声**。
“wobuqu！zheishiwodefangzi，nimenmeiyouquanliganwochuqu！”
bamaquezhijiebawotuisangzhiyuanzili。
kuredekongqixirufeifu，rangwotouyunnaozhang。
wogezhechuanghu，kanzhezheiyiqunwobangeyueqiancaixiangrendeqinrenbazhanzhewodefangzi，chuizhekongdiao，hezhebingyin，youshuoyouxiao。
bulunwozenmepaimenjiaohan，tamendouzhuangzuotingbudao。
wunai，wozhinengzijizaiyuanzilixunzhaoyinliangdedifangbishu。
haozaiyuanziliyouyichuchitang，shilingdaoteyiweiwoxiujiande，zhiyinweidangchuwoxihuanyu，lingdaozhijiezaizheitaobieshulijiwoyanglejiweijinli。
zhengdangwobashoushenjinchitanglijiangwendeshihou，zhaoyouyouturanchuxianzaiwomianqian。
她惊喜地大喊。
“dayi！zheiliyouyu！woyouleranglingdaogaoxingdebanfale！”
woandaobuhao，limahuzaichitangqian。
“你想干什么？”
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biaomeimengdibawotuikai，ziguzidizaichitangbiankaishizhuayu。
bamaheqinqimenwenshengganlai，yizuoyiyoujinguzhuwodeshoujiao。
“buxing，zheiyuhenzhenguide！nibunengpeng！”
zhaoyouyouchongwofanlegedabaiyan。
“delebani！yitiaoyueryinengyouduogui？gunyibianqu，biedanwuwofacai！”
我无语。
“zheiyuliangqianwanyitiao，haishimianguosongguolaide，niyaoshibupadanshangguojizeren，jinguanzhua。”
zhaoyouyouzuishangshuozhebuxin，shoushangdedongzuoquemanlexialai。
我妈轻蔑一笑。
“he，piansheini？hailiangqianwan？cunkoumaiyudebakuaiqianyijin，jiunizheixieyu，dingduozhiliangbaikuai！youyoubiepa，jiusuanzhenyoushenmeshi，jiubaniniannianjietuichuqu！womendoushizhengren！”
youlewomadeguli，biaomeiganjinggengmengle。
yuqunzaichitanglizhengzhafangun，tazhuaqiyitiao，deyidichongwoxiaolexiao。
“zheici，woqinziquqiulingdao，zheitaofangzizhinengguiwo！”
shuowan，tachaoqishoubiandebangzi，zaiwodejinghushengzhong，luoxiamandixianhongdexueji。
wokanzhemandidexianhonghekongkongdechitang，henyidadaoledingdian。
zheikeshibinlinmiejuedeloulanjinli！
congwojinrubaomidanweikaishi，jiuyidianyidianweiyangzhangdade！
genghekuang，zheihaishihemianguowenhuajiaoliudechanwu，pingshidouyouzhuanmensiyangyuanhebaobiaokanshou。
kejintian，lingdaoweilerangwohebamaanjingdixiangchuyihui，tedibashouweidiaozouliangxiaoshi。
duanduanbantian，wojiuzaoyuleqianershiduonianlaicongmeishouguodequruheqifu！
zhenmeixiangdao，rengeqinhainengpengjianzheimeduoqipa？
zhengdangwochushendeshihou，yidaoweiyandeshengyinchuanruerduo。
yangbuzhangdaizhelingdaomen，xiaolianyingyingdilaidaowoshenbian。
“xiaogua，jintianhebamajianmian，shifoukaixina？”
kedangjianwoliansecangbai，quanshendahanlinli，shoushangbozishanghaiyoudadaxiaoxiaodetangshang。
yangbuzhangdelianseyixiabianle，shengyinjihubianlegeyindiao。
“这是怎么回事？”
“neigewangbadanganshanghaini？haishanglenideshou？tazhibuzhidao，tashanghaideshiyigeguanxishehuimingyundekexuejiadeshou！”
tingwanwojiangshudelailongqumai，yangbuzhangshoushangdeguaizhanghenhendiqiaoxiangdimian。
“haohaohao，bazheijiarenjiwojiaochulai！wodaoyaokankan，daodishisheidanzizheimeda！”
shijimingwuzhuangrenyuanpomenerru，wuzineijinghushengsiqi。
bamaheneiqunqinqinalijianguozheiyangdechangmian？
ciketamenzhanzaiyuanzili，bugantaitou，haipadehunshenfadou。
表妹一脸不服。
“fangkaiwo！wonanpengyoukeshiheshijituandezongjingli！ganpengwonimenjiusidingle！”
yangbuzhangbanmizheyanjing，wenta。
“zuodichandeneigeheshijituanma？”
biaomeideyidihengleyisheng。
yangbuzhanglikezhuantouxiangshenbiandemishufenfu。
“quban，yigebaofahudedichangongsieryi，yegandongwodanweideren？zhenshifanletianle！”
赵优优嗤笑一声。
“zaolaotouzi，niyiweinishisheia？chuibanijiu！zaibufanglewo，worangwonanpengyounongsini！”
huayingangluo，wushudaoqiangguangzhaozaizhaoyouyoudeyanjingshang，citongshitafennudedajiao。
jiezhe，shijilianghaochetingzailebieshumenkou。
weishoudecheshangzouxialaiyigejunlangdezhongniannanzi。
我越救人越倒霉？
作者：大简番茄
栏目：言情
弃妻重生攻略：弃渣夫扶高枝
作者：江湖似梦
栏目：言情
zuozhe：yiqiedoushibuquedingdedaima
栏目：言情
作者：雪鱼芙
栏目：言情
老公把我做成人彘后，重生跪求我原谅
作者：菱脑泡
栏目：言情
zuozhe：youmiyouxiandesanqi
栏目：言情
