《biaobaixiaohuabeijuhou，wozhongjiangutianting》zhongdegushiqingjiekeyishuoshihenxijingle，yuechoumianbujinyongyouchaoqiangdexiezuonengli，erqieluojisiweihenqiang，nenggouzhuazhurendeyanqiu，kandeshihouhenguoyin，《biaobaixiaohuabeijuhou，wozhongjiangutianting》neirongshi：“ai，wojiushuoshijiade，zenmekenengyourenbiantai？”“zhubozenmeshuo，shijieguanjundoushuojiadele，ganjinjiwomendaoqian！”“jianjuedizhizheizhongcao……
客厅内，
daochudaoshicanzhiduanbei，youbeikenshiguodeshoubei，haishishengchi，lianpidairoudeneizhong。
haiyourendetougu，zhibuguotoudinggaibeixiankai，limiandenaozihaicanliuleyidiandian，xianglaishiyireyoujiaoguan，zhijieyongshaoziwazhechi。
ketingpangbianjiushichufang，chufangdezhenbanshang，haitangzheyitiaorendedatui，datuishangmanshituimao。
wochecaohuimang，zheidagebiantaia！
吃腿居然不剃腿毛！
qiangbishangmanshixueye，youdezaoyigankufahei，youdehaibijiaoxianhong。
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qizhongyigebijiaoxiaodeboliguanzizhong，haipaozheyigeyuemosiwusuizuoyoudexiaonanhai。
xiaonanhaideshitizaoyibeipaodefabaifazhong，tashenshangmeiyouyidianquekou，erqieshouzhonghaisisidezhuazheyigeaotemanzhifudemianju。
taqidaideguang，bingmeiyouchuxian。
neixiaonanhaiyanjingyanjingzhangdehenda，zhibuguozaoyifanlebaiyan，xiangshipaoyaojiuyiyang，beiguangtousijijipaole。
suyunkanwanhou，tuchuyikouzhuoqi，xinzhongyouxieyayi。
renyaowangzhanzaisuyundeshenhou，jianxiaozheshuodao：
“zheishiwodejiezuo，zenmeyang？zheixiaohaiyaozitaixiao，chibulejikou，wobatapaozaifuermalinli，dengzhangdalezaigaoyaozichi。”
renyaowangshuozheyouzhixiangzuidadeyigeboliguanzi，“nikan，zheiguanzishiweinizhunbeide，nijinwanshangjiushuilimianba！”
suyunmeitouyitiao，buzijuedehoutuileyibu，lazijidesiji，shigejiujibiantaisharenfan。
“eduile，wowanlishanghaiyoubangeyaozi，nixihuanchicishen，haishitankao？”renyaowangshenshouzhilezhichufang。
suyunxiangdaogangcairenyaowangduizijishuodehua，bujinyizhenfanwei，gandaoexin。
haiyiweishigehaorenxin，meixiangdaoshigehao“xin”ren。
“niteme，biantaiani！”suyunrenbuzhumachusheng。
“biantai？hahahaha，xiexiekuajiang。”renyaowangliezuidaxiao，fangfobiantaibushimarendehua，ershikuarendehua。
“nizheimezuo，jiubupazaobaoyingma？”suyunlianseyinchen，muguangbushandikanzherenyaowang。
“baoying？hahahaha，worenyaowangchilezheimeduoyaozi，haipabaoying？”renyaowangmanlianbuxiedao。
“niyaoshibupa，jiubuhuizaimenwaideguashangbaguajinghetaomujianle。”suyunzhizhemenwai。
tadeyijuhua，shuozhonglerenyaowangxinzhonghaipadeshi，rangrenyaowangxiaorongninggu。
deque，zuijinjitiantajingchangganyingdaoyoubuganjingdedongxizaisaoraoziji，suoyizaidouyinshang，qinglegedashibangzijisuansuan，dashishuozijizhuangguile。
renyaowangzheicaizaidashidezhibojianlihualebashibamailebaguajinghetaomujianzhenzhai。
suyunjiantabushuohua，zhilezhifuermalinlipaozhedexiaonanhai，shuodao：“wogangganghaihaoqiweishenmelimianzheimeleng，jinlaicaizhidao，shiyinqizhong。”
“nipaozaifuermalinzhongdexiaonanhai，sidequru，yaobuleduojiutajiuhuishibianchengyuanling！”
renyaowangyiting，shenseyiheng，lenghengdao：“heng，nitemeshaonaguiguailaihehuwo，laozibushihedade！”
“nishuozheixiaonanhaihuizhashi？kexiao，tahuozhewodounengjiangtayijiasankouwannongyuguzhangzhizhong，haipasiledeta？”
“nizhidaotashisheima？”
苏云摇摇头。
renyaowanghuiyizhiqian，jieshidao：
“tashigexueba，yinweiqimokaokaolenianjidiyi，qiutabamadaitachuqulvyou，zhenghaobeiwoyudaole。”
“wolazhetahetabamalailezheili，rangzheixiaoziqinyankanzhewogaletabadeyaozi，haibudamayao。”
“nuo，jiuwanlideneigeyaozi，haishengxiayiban。”
renyaowangzhilezhizhenchufangwanlidebankeyaozi，yilianyouchoudao：
“rendaolezhongnian，yaozideweidaodouyoudiandan，worangtahewoyiqipinchang，tajuranbuchi。”
“wotaoxintaofeideduita，tajuranduiwoshierbujian，wozhihaonatadeyipianzhenxinquweigoule。”
dangrenyaowangshuochuzheijuhuadeshihou，kongqizhongdewenduyoujiangdilejifen。
suyunbeiexindewukefujia，kanxiangboliguanzizhongdexiaonanhai，kaikoudao：“zuoeduoduanderen，meiyouhaoxiachang。”
renyaowangkansuyunchubianbujing，tianletianzuichundao：
“laiwozheilideneimeduoren，nishiweiyiyigebuhaipade，tairangwoyiwaile，kanlaidaihuinenghaohaowanwanle。”
“yiwangbeizhualaidenanren，doubeiheniaole，wanqilaiduomeiyisi。”
“woyaoxianjianhouga，zaijianzaiga！”
renyaowangmizheyanjingcuozheshou，yijingshigengle。
taxiaomimidikanzhesuyun，shuodao：“nihaiyoushenmeyiyanma？woyunxunixiexialai，zheiyangwozaichiniyaozideshihou，kanzhenideyiyanhuihenkuaile。”
daduorendouyougexiguan，chifandeshihoukanshoujihuozheshikanxiaoshuo。
errenyaowangdelequjiushizaichiyaozideshihou，kanyiyan。
yiyanpeiyaozi，chiqilaixinqingdoufeichanghao。
suyunpingfuxiaxinjinghou，danmodishuodao：“jienishoujiyongyixia。”
“niyaoshoujiganma？”renyaowangyileng。
“baojing！”suyunpingdandishuodao。
tabuxiangzijidongshou，pazanglezijideshou。
renyaowangyitingzheihua，zhijielele，xiaodao：“laiwozheilidezheimeduorenzhong，nishiweiyiyigeganzheimegenwoshuohuaderen，ruobushigeshazi，wohaixianglaniruhuo，yiqipinchangmeiweideyaozi。”
“woquannizuihaozishou，jieshoulvfadezhicai！”suyunchenzhelianshuodao。
suyundehua，rangrenyaowanghenshibushuang！
“bushihaodai！jirannibuguaiguaipeihe，neijiubieguaiwolaiqiangde！”
renyaowangmoquancazhang，xiaodehen**dechaozhesuyunzouqu。
dansuyunzhanzaiyuandibudong，youruyizuodashanyiban，qiangdadeyapoganrangrenyaowangbuganqinzidongshou，padabuguo。
tameibawonengjiangyanqiandenianqingrenjijiangfu。
“dahuangerhuang，chiroule！”renyaowangduizhemenwaihanleyisheng。
menwaideliangzhilanggoushoudaomingling，limazhengtuosuolianpuleshanglai。
“nibuguaiguaitinghua，neijiubieguaiwofanggoule，zheimehaodepinang，beiyaopoleduokexia。”renyaowangmanliankexi，youxiebushesuyunzheimehaodepinang。
“buguonifangxin，nidepinangbeiyaohuailewohuixiubuhao，dengyihouyudaozhangdebuhaokanderen，wojiuyongnidepinangjitataoshang。”renyaowangjiezheshuodao。
“汪汪！”
liangtiaolanggouxingfendechonglejinlai，zaikandaosuyundeneiyichanei，tamenjiuxiangchile。
tamenzhangkaixuependakou，xinghongdemuguangsisidingzhesuyun，duizhetayizhenkuangfei，yaoshihuanzuoputongren，mianduiliangzhilanggou，kongpazaoyibeihedeshuangtuifaruan。
ersuyunzhishihuiguotoudandandikanleyiyan。
tunfujiuzhuanjindandeta，zaoyijingbushidangchuneigefanrenle！
tamuguangyileng，sanfachuyigulingliedeqixi，zhibiliangzhilanggou。
liangzhilanggoufangfokandaolehongshuimengshou，yanshenzhizhongchongmanlekongju，xingfendeweibayejialeqilai，fachuxiaogoudeshengyin。
“嗷呜~”
liangzhilanggouhedetanruanzaidi，dongdanbude！
什么？
人腰王看呆了。
zheiliangzhigoukeshizijicongxiaoyongrouweiyangzhangdade，jiusuanshijiandaolemengshoudoubupa，juranhuipayigexiaozi？
这不可能！
这小子到底是谁？！
renyaowangbuganzhishisuyun，fangfozhishitashiyizhongzuiyiyang。
tamomodituidaoqiangbian，youshouzhuaqileyibatudao。
wozhutudaodeta，xinzhongdekongjuxiaosanlexuduo，tudaojiletayidianyongqi。
“小子，你找死！”
renyaowangjuqitudao，gangyaoduisuyunkanxiashi，juqitudaodeshouturanbutingshihuanle。
gaogaojuqi，quebuganfangxia。
tadeyanshenzhong，chongmanlekongju，zheiyiketamingbaileweihezijidelanggouhuipayanqianzheigenanzi。
tajiuxiangshiyizunshenzhi，mianwubiaoqingquesanfazheqiangdadeqichang，putongrenmianduitagenbenmeiyouyongqizhanzaitamianqian。
suyunwushiletashouzhongdetudao，jiusuanrenyoutakanxialai，tayeshangbuleziji。
tashenshoufangjinrenyaowangdeyifukoudaili，conglimiannachuletadeshoujipingguoshiwu，zuixinkuande。
jiangshoujinachulaihou，suyunyongrenyaowangderenlianshibiedakaishouji，zhijiebotonglebaojingdianhua。
“wei，shiyaoyaolingma，woyaobaojing，wozheiliyouyigebiantaisharenfan。”
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