《beicaihou，wogenqiannvyoushangsiliuluohuangdao》shiyibudoushishenghuoxiaoshuo，youyouniaofeiyudazao。gushizhongdelixiangsunmanmanshenshishenmi，yuqitajiaosezhijianjiugecuozong，yinfaleyixilielingrenpingxidechongtuyutiaozhan。zheibenxiaoshuoqingjiequzhe，jinzhangciji，daijiduzhewujindejingxiyulequ。“ta......tagangcaixianghaisiwo！”tingdaozheihua，chengyuheleyitiao：“sunzong，nindeyisi......shilifuzongguyibaninwangxuanwolituide？！”……。
第3章
lingjiashidajia，youduoda，meirenzhidao！
lixiangmeixiangdao，duifanghuigentazaitongyijiafeijishang。
chengyuhaibusixin，yijiuzaidahanzhe。
“tagangcaibawomensunzongwangxuanwolimiantui！tajiushigesharenfan！niruguoguoquzhaota，niyehuiside！”
lingqingyunmeiyoushuohua，sihushizaisikaozheshenme。
lixianglengxiaoyisheng：“tabulaiwozheili，nandaoqunineilima？nineilihaizuodexiaren？”
zheihuayichu，chengyushenpangderenfenfentaitoukanxiangta。
yaozhidao，tamenjiaodixiadezheikuaifeijicanhai，zhibilixiangjiaodixiadeneikuaidashangneimeyiliangpingmi。
jixiatamenliugeren，yijingshijixianle！
zailaiyige，bieshuoyoumeiyouweizhi，kongpatamenquandouyaochendaohailiqu！
rangtamenshouliulingqingyun，jianzhishidazhonglianchongpangzi！
lingqingyunyemingbai，tameiyoushuoshenme，zhishitaitouwendao：“lifuzong，wonengshanglaima？”
lixiangdianlediantou：“dangran，zhiyaoniyuanyixiangxinwo。”
lingqingyundiantou，fenlidibozheshui。
zhiyoutazijicaizhidao，tashenxiadezheigexinglixianggenbenchengbuleduojiu，bushangfubanjiuzhiyoudengsi！
chengyucuileyikou：“made！haoxindangzuolvganfei！dengtabeilixiangtuidaohaili，tajiuzhidaocuole！”
lixiangchongerbuwen，fanershishenshouyibajianglingqingyunlaoleshanglai，liandaizhedehaiyoutashenxiadeneigexinglixiang。
fanzhengtazheilikong，duofangyigexiangziyechenbule！
lingqingyungangxiangshuozheigexinglixiangbushizijide，jiujianlixiangbaolipokailexinglixiangdeanquansuo。
suihoutaconglimianfanfanzhaozhao，shuaichuyitaochimamianqiangheshideyifu。
“dengtaiyangluoshan，qiwenhuizhoujiang，nishenshangzheitaoyifubunengzaichuanle，ganjinhuanle！”
“a？zaizheilihuanma？”
lingqingyunmianseganga，zaizenmeshuo，zheizhouzaohaiyoushijigexingcunzheni？
dangzhetamendemianhuanyifu，tashizaishilabuxiazheigelian！
lixiangjiangxinglixiangyili，mianqiangdangzhuleliangmiandefengguang。
suihoutajiangzijishenshangzhanshiledechenshanyetuolexialai，dadafangfangdiyidang，zheixiazhijieweichuleyigezhaixiaodemibikongjian。
“huanba！biqilianmian，haishimingyaojin！wobaozhengbiyanbukanni！”
lingqingyunyezhidaoshitaideyanzhongxing，querenlixiangbishangyanhou，tazheicaimomocengcengdikaishigenghuanyifu。
xixisusudeshengyinchuanlai。
xingxushiyinweizheikuaifubanshangzhiyoutamenlianggeren，lixiangnenggouqingchuditingjianlingqingyunjiekaimeiyigekouzideshengyin。
tazaixinlimonianzhe，feiliwushi。
lingqingyuntuoxiashangyideyishunjianjiechudaolelengfeng，buyoudeqingsiyisheng。
lixiangchadianmeirenzhuzhengkaiyan！
haozaitachuangyewunian，chilechangrenchibuledeku，dinglizaoyibiandefeitongchangren！
yizhenzhetenghou，lingqingyunzongsuanshikaikoudao：“wohuanhaole，nikeyizhengyanle。”
lixiangshenxiyikouqi，zheicaikanxianglingqingyun。
zhijianduifangchuanzheyishenlvexiantuqidehuashangyi，queyijiuyangaibuzhutadehaoyanse。
xingxushiyinweimeiyouneiyigenghuan，cishiduifangxiongqiandeqifuyouxiemingxian。
lixiangqingkeyisheng，zhuanshenzaixinglixianglifanfanzhaozhao，zuihouzhaodaoyijianbowaitao，shuaijilelingqingyun。
“wanshangleng，zaitaoyijianba！”
lingqingyunxianshiyileng，suihouditouyikan，nalihainengbumingbaifashengleshenme？
tamanlianjiongpo，shengruoxiwen：“xiexienia，lifuzong......”
huran，lingqingyunfanyingguolaileshenme：“dengdeng！nizenmejiududing，taiyangluoshanzhiqianjiuyuanbuhuidaodani？！”
ruguojiuyuanzaitaiyangluoshanzhiqiandida，neitazheiyifubujiubaihuanle？！
lixiangxiaolexiao，tazhidaoduifangzaixiangshenme。
“womencongdabanfeijingcheng，qimayaosangebanxiaoshidehangcheng，erwomengangshangfeijimeiduojiu，jiuchuleshi，suoyiwomenxianzaideweizhikeyishuoshiqianbuzhecunhoubuzhedian！”
“xianzaijibianguoneixiangyaopaichujiuyuan，danyixiaorizidebanshisudu，xiangyaodingweidaowomendeweizhi，bingqieganlai，zuishaoyeyaoqibagexiaoshi！”
“suoyimuqianzuileguandeqingkuangshi，riluozhihouhuiyoujiuyuandida。”
lingqingyunbujiedao：“nei......buleguandeqingkuangni？”
“buleguandeqingkuangjiushi......xiaorizituixiezeren，guyimanbaowomendezhuangkuang，huangchengfeijimeishi，danwuhuangjinjiuyuanshijian！”
“a？！tamenzenmenengzheiyang？！”
lixiangpiepiezui：“xiaorizinihaibulejieme？jiusuansilejibaishangqianren，jugongdaoqian，dabuleshihouzaibugetuxiazuojiuwanshile！”
“erwomenzheiqunren，jiuhuibumingbubaidichengweishizongrenkou，dengjizaice！”
tamenzheixiechengkezhizhidaofadongjichuleguzhang，maozheheiyan。
kesheizhidaoweishenmeguzhangni？
youshisheirangtamenguzhangdeni？
wanyizerenfangzaixiaorizi，tamenjueduihuituixiezeren！jujueshuochufeijidedingwei，shishideshijianheyuanyindengdeng。
qibanianqiandeneiciguojihangbanshishi，jiuyijingjitamendaguoyangle！
tamenzuihuaidexiachang，jiushimeiyoujiuyuan，zhijiebeidangchengsirenchuli。
tamendezuohaodachijiuzhandezhunbeicaixing！
‘gulu......’
yishengmenxiang，dapolelixiangdesikao。
huitouyikan，lingqingyunmianseweihong。
“wo、wozhishimeichizaofan......”
feijishishishijianzao，feijicanyemeifa，eleyezhengchang。
zhishibingshanmeirenlianhongshizaishaojian，lixiangbuyoudeduokanlejiyan。
zhidaolingqingyunbeiguoshenqu，lixiangcaihuiguoshenlai。
“ke，wohuixiangbanfade。”
qishilixiangdekoudailiyounengliangbang，zhishixianzaitamenmeiyoubankouganjingdeyinyongshui，chilenengliangbangzhihuijiajuliangrendequeshui。
buyuanchuhuranchuanlailedongjing，shichengyuzhengzaidazhangqigudifenpeizhewuzi。
“dajiabanengchidedongxidounachulaifenyifen！wanyijiuyuanlaidewan，womenqixinxieli，yenengchengguoqu！”
zhongrenmiansepoweibuyue，keyanxiasheiyebuyuanyiwangjiuyuanbuhuilaidefangxiangshangquxiang。
youjigerentongkuaidimochuleshiwu，shengxiadejianzhuangzhinengbuqingbuyuandigenshang。
yixiaziwuzijiuduichenglexiaoshan。
chengyupoweideyidikanleyiyanlixiangdefangxiang：“kexile！mouxierenshimeizheigefuqichidongxige！”
福气？
李响嗤笑。
这福气他可不敢要！
zheijikouchidexiaqu，pashixiaomingdoumeile！
李响才不管这些人。
lingqingyunquehurankaikou：“zheidoushichide，meiyoushui？”
chengyubuxie：“heshenmeshui？zheiernadoushishui，haipameishuihema？！”
shuoba，jirencongmangchileshiwu，shengpalixiangliangrenguolaiqiangside。
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